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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by ManMountain(m): 3:26pm On Dec 24, 2017
DerideGull:


The is an act called summersault. Yari.ba will lie as usual, turnaround and pin the lie somebody else. The so-called news conference was held by a Yari.ba affiliated with a Yari.ba banking entity and carried by Punch a news outlet by Yari.ba. I guess most Nigerians have come to understand the turncoat character of Yari.ba people and do no longer pay any mind to their inherent tendencies to blow lies.

They said with old age, come wisdom, but in your case, old age for you come with stupidity and foolishness

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by Nobody: 3:35pm On Dec 24, 2017
NCP:
With N44trn investment in North, Igbo can’t be driven out –Ohanaeze youths


Published June 7, 2017


Ihuoma Chiedozie, Enugu


Ohanaeze Ndigbo Youth Council, the youth wing of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, on Wednesday said that Igbo cannot leave the North after spending over N44trn to develop the region.
Omo checkout statistics. Chai IPOB una can lie o grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by DerideGull(m): 3:42pm On Dec 24, 2017
ManMountain:


They said with old age, come wisdom, but in your case, old age for you come with stupidity and foolishness

The only stupidity and foolishness in this saga revolve around you who seemed not to embrace the truth. From the headlines about GTB news conference in Lagos to massive closing of acco0unts in the said bank were spearheaded by Punch or other resident news media in Yrai.ba land. I guess fools shall remain fools regardless of the efforts to make them otherwise.

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by madridguy(m): 3:43pm On Dec 24, 2017
I don die with laugh. grin grin grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by GoldNiagara(m): 3:44pm On Dec 24, 2017
BeautifulSE:
Throwback to when IPOB youths said grin grin grin

FACEBOOK LOST $3 BILLION IN A DAY AFTER SHUTTING DOWN IPOB FACEBOOK PAGE.


http://www.may30.org/facebook-lost-3-billion-in-a-day-after-shutting-down-ipob-facebook-page/

https://www.nairaland.com/3447185/breaking-mark-zuckerberg-bows-pressure



I swear this is the funniest one so far cheesy




Just like the Gt bank losing 25 billion Naira and 2.7 million accounts closed in 24 hours.

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by ManMountain(m): 3:55pm On Dec 24, 2017
DerideGull:


The only stupidity and foolishness in this saga revolve around you who seemed not to embrace the truth. From the headlines about GTB news conference in Lagos to massive closing of acco0unts in the said bank were spearheaded by Punch or other resident news media in Yrai.ba land. I guess fools shall remain fools regardless of the efforts to make them otherwise.

Sharappppp Dede

Show me the link to your Punch gibberish?
Respect your old age and stop the blatant lies
Why are you ibo like this? You've turned lying into a pastime and cultural idenitity grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by Oblang(m): 4:41pm On Dec 24, 2017
usba:
My problem is how can we help them, what policy can policymakers propose to assist them from these inept gullibility.

I think they all need aboki koboko with ten mouth for back to reset their brain...

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by CrtlAltDel: 4:52pm On Dec 24, 2017
reality1010:

Is this how u learnt in school? if someone is given d right to sponsor an event those that gave him d right know nothing.And because Adenuga a and the government provided jets that flew Ojukwu and Ekueme respectively now means d Igbos should be crying.Your education is a shame
Hahahaha....funny I did not quote you but thanks for the summary...for once you guys did not deny the story grin grin grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by Oblang(m): 4:52pm On Dec 24, 2017
DerideGull:


The only stupidity and foolishness in this saga revolve around you who seemed not to embrace the truth. From the headlines about GTB news conference in Lagos to massive closing of acco0unts in the said bank were spearheaded by Punch or other resident news media in Yrai.ba land. I guess fools shall remain fools regardless of the efforts to make them otherwise.

So punch controls ur fb page where u all were chest beating abt closing ur accts. Or is it punch that started the #boycottgtb on Twitter....

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 5:04pm On Dec 24, 2017
ApexPredator:
This is the work of a random blogger. When did Imo city news become IPOB? O

Random blogger? Imo State is now a Northern state abi grin Ipob, Ibo. There is no distinction. We're just trying to be nice by limiting it to Ipob. No be the same people?

What of the ones culled from radio Biafla and the other Biaflan blogs. cheesy

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by NCP: 5:06pm On Dec 24, 2017
the VictmsMentality Syndrome (VMS) is deeply etched in the psyche of IPOB people. It comes in varying proportions. It manifests in form of "outrageous feelgood syndrome", "EnviousHatred towards other neighbouring tribes or races", "AttacheeByForce" and more.

Excerpts from
"VictimsMentality Syndorome Disease: The SE Nigeria Case Studies"
By
Dr. Okechukwuma Obigbo, Professor Emeritus of Psychiatry and Psychotic Diseases, Discoverer of VMS,

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 5:07pm On Dec 24, 2017
Anyway, we don't need to reply all these people sef. Because once we start going back and forth bashing them, they will close the thread. We just need to keep updating

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 5:16pm On Dec 24, 2017
Somehow, I still don't fully agree it's due to illiteracy. Is Orji Kalu too an illiterate? Bro, I saw educated ibo men with degrees believing that ipob were going to meet with Donald trump. I was shocked.

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by ApexPredator: 5:18pm On Dec 24, 2017
BeautifulSE:


Random blogger? Imo State is now a Northern state abi grin Ipob, Ibo. There is no distinction. We're just trying to be nice by limiting it to Ipob. No be the same people?

What of the ones culled from radio Biafla and the other Biaflan blogs. cheesy

Then you should have said Igbo from onset, don't speak with forked tongue. Nothing to be scared of.
I could search for fake news from pro-Nigeria advocates but I rather not waste precious on people I would love to put behind me and keep out of mind.
Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by scholes0(m): 5:18pm On Dec 24, 2017
The “Developers”
The “Claimers”
The “Chest Beating silverback Gorillas”

Potor Boys Claimers’ Association

PBCA grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by Danladi7: 7:22pm On Dec 24, 2017
I SWEAR WITH ALMIGHTY GOD.


THIS THREAD IS THE GREATEST THREAD IN 2017.




IGBO PEOPLE AVOID THE THREAD BECAUSE:

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 8:35pm On Dec 24, 2017
kolaaderin:


The most dangerous form of education is Half education (Semi Illiterates). Most Igbos are Semi Illiterates and that is even more problematic to deal with than the so called stark illiterates who are timid and would not even argue with you since they have Zero ideal.

That is the more reason most of them ends up in petty businesses which requires slight education to set up. this set of people tends to argue to a standstill to what they know little or nothing about and beat the soo called educated ones to it via Noise making.

while the educated ones tried to argue with evidences and facts, the semi illiterates argues blindly and say the impossible while chest beating like a baboon to intimidate their audience.......

You'd find people like this in barbershops and football viewing centres grin cheesy

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 8:40pm On Dec 24, 2017
Another popular one is Emegweali. Till date, they're still parroting that fraudster's lie. I will post screenshots when I get on PC

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by okway: 10:10pm On Dec 24, 2017
“Nigerians are suffering because of Ibo lives lost in the biafran war” grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by totit: 10:13pm On Dec 24, 2017
grin

Another delusion+lie, EXPOSED!

The Man You See On TV Is Not Buhari” – Nnamdi Kanu Reveals by Ghidihawn: 3:32pm On Sep 04
Speaking with members of Indigenous People Of Biafra (IPOB) yesterday, the leader of the group Nnamdi Kanu alleged that we all have been deceived by the Presidency, as the man presently ruling the country is not President Buhari but a Sudanese national who had undergone plastic surgery in order to look like President Buhari.
“I can stand and prove who I am but Buhari cannot do the same thing. The man you are looking at on the television is not Buhari. His name is Jubril, he is from Sudan. After extensive plastic surgery, they brought him back. They taught him Buhari’s mannerisms and he came back deceiving all of you. He cannot deceive Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB,” he said.

He also debunked a report by the Sun newspaper that he is currently on the run;

https://www.hawnsgist.com/2017/09/the-man-you-see-on-tv-is-not-buhari-nnamdi-kanu-reveals.html


https://www.nairaland.com/4030954/nnamdi-kanu-buhari-not-nigeria


Lool grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by okway: 1:35am On Dec 25, 2017
totit:
grin

Another delusion+lie, EXPOSED!




https://www.nairaland.com/4030954/nnamdi-kanu-buhari-not-nigeria


Lool grin

Lmaooo even the fool FFK joined.

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 7:37am On Dec 25, 2017
okway:


Lmaooo even the fool FFK joined.

If there was Nobel award for stupidity, FFK would be winning it year in year out. Interestingly, the same people are his biggest supporters. BIrds of a feather flock together. How can people that idolize FFK, Trump, Kemi Olunloyo think straight. grin They're always in the wrong side of things. Smh

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 7:42am On Dec 25, 2017
The excitement and jubilation after trump won election was funny as hell. They called us Yoruba Muslims when we told them the guy doesn't give a rat's ass about their black asses. So many theories about how he was going to bombard Buhari 's Islamic Nigeria and how Biafra was nearer grin cheesy If not for refutation of false info, we shouldn't even be engaging all these people in the first place. Whats there to argue about with people who believe bunkum like these. Illiterates grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by ManMountain(m): 8:04am On Dec 25, 2017
This thread is looking like the graveyard of ipob on Nairaland

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by Danladi7: 8:19am On Dec 25, 2017
ManMountain:
This thread is looking like the graveyard of ipob on Nairaland
This thread is a thunder!



This thread is an hurricane(hurricane Omoluabis)!

This thread is a tsunami




This thread is Awolowo and benjamin Adekunle incarnates!






Omoluabis christmass gift to Igbo people grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by Yyeske(m): 8:26am On Dec 25, 2017
ManMountain:
This thread is looking like the graveyard of ipob on Nairaland
If the thread was about a statement from Emma Powerless on how the US, Russia, Israel are coming to bombard Nigeria by tomorrow, this thread should've gotten to the 30th page

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by Benlag: 9:35am On Dec 25, 2017
BeautifulSE:
The excitement and jubilation after trump won election was funny as hell. They called us Yoruba Muslims when we told them the guy doesn't give a rat's ass about their black asses. So many theories about how he was going to bombard Buhari 's Islamic Nigeria and how Biafra was nearer grin cheesy If not for refutation of false info, we shouldn't even be engaging all these people in the first place. Whats there to argue about with people who believe bunkum like these. Illiterates grin

This guy no go kill me grin grin grin. The funny thing is majority of these guys are in their 30's or older cry

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by usba: 9:42am On Dec 25, 2017
Who will save our lefulandum people from these sort of embarrassment?

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 10:00am On Dec 25, 2017
Benlag:


This guy no go kill me grin grin grin. The funny thing is majority of these guys are in their 30's or older cry

grin cheesy grin

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by Nobody: 10:10am On Dec 25, 2017
BeautifulSE:
The excitement and jubilation after trump won election was funny as hell. They called us Yoruba Muslims when we told them the guy doesn't give a rat's ass about their black asses. So many theories about how he was going to bombard Buhari 's Islamic Nigeria and how Biafra was nearer grin cheesy If not for refutation of false info, we shouldn't even be engaging all these people in the first place. Whats there to argue about with people who believe bunkum like these. Illiterates grin
The unfortunate thing is that some of them got shot and killed by the Nigerian police because of Donald trump. few days after trump's inauguration, they embarked on a victory rally in support of trumps presidency. as usual the rally turned riotous, the police dispersed them killing a dozen of them in the process.

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by gnykelly(m): 11:05am On Dec 25, 2017
BeautifulSE:


If you tell them to provide evidence, they will tell you to travel out of your region lol. They will just be making baseless statements anyhow as if they are talking to illiterates. This is not Facebook where you can just post nonsense on your wall and your illiterate Yoruba friends will be telling you 'true' 'even though I'm Yoruba, I think you're correct'. This is Nairaland. There are people here who will always expose your fables. You can't get away with that rubbish here

i served in one of those SE state, i can't begin to reel out what i experienced there. NO IBO MAN THAT HAVE LIVED IN ANY PART OF SW WILL BE ABLE TO COPE FOR ONE MONTH IN SE. let me limit it here.

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Re: Another one from IPOB Bureau Of Statistics, Lies and Delusion by BeautifulSE: 11:13am On Dec 25, 2017
lakhadimar:
The unfortunate thing is that some of them got shot and killed by the Nigerian police because of Donald trump. few days after trump's inauguration, they embarked on a victory rally in support of trumps presidency. as usual the rally turned riotous, the police dispersed them killing a dozen of them in the process.

And after these killings came the usual fruitless ultimatums and chest-beating bout how they will destroy the zoo lol. Same thing happsned after python dance.

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