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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 9:51am On Dec 25, 2017
romeorailss:


Nahda u wrong bro. I don't do anal sex very wrong. But I will gladly lick maydebbie bum kiss cheesy
That's how it starts, very soon you'll see nothing wrong in anal. I dey watch you.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by smulti(m): 9:52am On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
Lol, please don't underate fingering. If you do it well, a lady can cum from just fingering. Use two fingers. lipsrsealed

listen, this is why i said none ( active ) sex partner

reason, it takes a very strong guy to make one of my ex to cum and the only person as at that time to make her cum was me because of my expertise in the oza room


after the normal pre-intimacy, fingering and all that, I proceed to giving her head for a very long time in other to weaken her veins until I found out her body had collapsed

this is when to mount her with my almighty cassava with a serious banging that will send her to cloud 9 gringrin

I was always happy to see her erupt like a volcano ...by all standard she is a nympho so I was scared I'll die in the oza room if I marry her
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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by smulti(m): 10:01am On Dec 25, 2017
romeorailss:


Nahda u wrong bro. I don't do anal sex very wrong. But I will gladly lick makydebbie bum kiss cheesy

that is wired if I'm not mistaken
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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by smulti(m): 10:16am On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
That's how it starts, very soon you'll see nothing wrong in anal. I dey watch you.

of course if he could use his tongue to leak your anal you should be prepared to receive his cassava through your anal as well gringrin

but I bet you, you could be used to it after all it's practicable

I was once in a brief relationship with a girl who loves anal

merry Christmas
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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 10:28am On Dec 25, 2017
smulti:


listen, this is why i said none ( active ) sex partner

reason, it takes a very strong guy to make one of my ex to cum and the only person as at that time to make her cum was me because of my expertise in the oza room


after the normal pre-intimacy, fingering and all that, I proceed to giving her head for a very long time in other to weaken her veins until I found out her body had collapsed

this is when to mount her with my almighty cassava with a serious banging that will send her to cloud 9 gringrin

I was always happy to see her erupt like a volcano ...by all standard she is a nympho so I was scared I'll die in the oza room if I marry her
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Lol, so you think fingering cannot take a girl there? Lol why do you all underate pre-intimacy like this. grin
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 10:30am On Dec 25, 2017
smulti:


of course if he could use his tongue to leak your anal you should be prepared to receive his cassava through your anal as well gringrin

but I bet you, you could be used to it after all it's practicable

I was once in a brief relationship with a girl who loves anal

merry Christmas
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Jeez, I'm not interested in butthole licking at all.
Don't mind him, very soon he'll start anal sex, he's on his way there.

Merry Christmas to you too dear.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by smulti(m): 10:54am On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
Lol, so you think fingering cannot take a girl there? Lol why do you all underate pre-intimacy like this. grin

you did misunderstood me, pre-intimacy or pre intimacy is actually my weapon if I'm to achieve the desired result but it has be in a committed relationship where both of us are medically certified and not just a random girl where I'll be scarred of contacting some diseases..Cheers
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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 11:05am On Dec 25, 2017
smulti:


you did misunderstood me, pre-intimacy or pre intimacy is actually my weapon if I'm to achieve the desired result but it has be in a committed relationship where both of us are medically certified and not just a random girl where I'll be scarred of contacting some diseases..Cheers
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Lol, okay. I understand better.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by jaszplus12(m): 12:09pm On Dec 25, 2017
sunbilor:
I have been laughing hysterically here.
this story was related to me 3 months ago and I'm still laughing.... do u know what? the guy reach the village and honestly he prospered!
now he says "not all thieves are bad"
funny guy!

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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by jaszplus12(m): 12:11pm On Dec 25, 2017
IAmSkinny:

Hahaha, for real? This could make a great comedy skit storyline.
as true as daylight my bro! the guy still dey village and he prospered! he keeps saying "not all thieves are bad"!

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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 1:24pm On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
That's how it starts, very soon you'll see nothing wrong in anal. I dey watch you.

Nooo I don't like anal . But some guys do, doesn't mean I condemn it as far as it ain't guy to guy. I know a lady whose ass as been d[b]isgbangbad[/b] cheesy And she loves it straight into her wide spread assholee. So no biggies! It's all about what each person like wink
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 1:25pm On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
Jeez, I'm not interested in butthole licking at all.
Don't mind him, very soon he'll start anal sex, he's on his way there.

Merry Christmas to you too dear.

Receive it tongue kiss
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 1:49pm On Dec 25, 2017
romeorailss:


Nooo I don't like anal . But some guys do, doesn't mean I condemn it as far as it ain't guy to guy. I know a lady whose ass as been d[b]isgbangbad[/b] cheesy And she loves it straight into her wide spread assholee. So no biggies! It's all about what each person like wink
Romeo!! You matter how you try I won't like it!

Merry Christmas. cheesy
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 1:57pm On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
Romeo!! You matter how you try I won't like it!

Merry Christmas. cheesy
cheesy

Happy DICKmASS kiss
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 2:58pm On Dec 25, 2017
romeorailss:
cheesy

Happy DICKmASS kiss
Lol, gerarahiaa. grin
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by romeorailss: 7:29pm On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
Lol, gerarahiaa. grin
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Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 7:39pm On Dec 25, 2017
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin

I like this thread already.
why won't you like it? When they are talking about O.B.O and O.K.O.. Davido said O.B.O means omo baba olowo (son of a rich man) while some random guys said O.K.O means omo kekere olowo (A young rich dude).. So whoever have another meaning to the O.B.O and O.K.O i wrote above is on his/her own.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 7:42pm On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y.
What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest.


If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor.

Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different.


Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration.
my love for this girl just keep growing e'day. Bia, how much is your bride price already? Let's do like your mum and dad so that our children will be like you (half Nigeria, half Ghana).
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 9:06pm On Dec 25, 2017
Luxuryconsult:
my love for this girl just keep growing e'day. Bia, how much is your bride price already? Let's do like your mum and dad so that our children will be like you (half Nigeria, half Ghana).
Lool. Thanks for the compliment, I'm coming with the list. grin

I'm actually pure Ghanaian, I only grew up here. Merry Christmas.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Amarabae(f): 9:08pm On Dec 25, 2017
Nonsense.
You should have rooms na
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 9:16pm On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
Lool. Thanks for the compliment, I'm coming with the list. grin

I'm actually pure Ghanaian, I only grew up here. Merry Christmas.
and i'm pure Nigerian so let's make our children Half me (Nigerian) and half you (Ghanaian) then biko. Merry christmas too black beauty.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 9:20pm On Dec 25, 2017
Luxuryconsult:
and i'm pure Nigerian so let's make our children Half me (Nigerian) and half you (Ghanaian) then biko. Merry christmas too black beauty.
Lol! cheesy
Hope you enjoyed your day?
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 10:26pm On Dec 25, 2017
makydebbie:
Lol! cheesy
Hope you enjoyed your day?
yes dear.. Infact my day was over enjoyed self. Thank God for your country that saved me, bull-harry and his cabal would have ruined christmas for me with their fuel scarcity wahala. Anyway Maky, is there a way i can get to you please?
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 7:57am On Dec 26, 2017
Luxuryconsult:
yes dear.. Infact my day was over enjoyed self. Thank God for your country that saved me, bull-harry and his cabal would have ruined christmas for me with their fuel scarcity wahala. Anyway Maky, is there a way i can get to you please?
Lool, your people will come for you oo. grin

Get to me how? I'm at Accra.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 8:47am On Dec 26, 2017
makydebbie:
Lool, your people will come for you oo. grin

Get to me how? I'm at Accra.
my people dey craze? Lol.. And i mean any means to communicate with you please. Mail, fb/twitter acct, mobile no e.t.c.... Good morning
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 8:57am On Dec 26, 2017
Luxuryconsult:
my people dey craze? Lol.. And i mean any means to communicate with you please. Mail, fb/twitter acct, mobile no e.t.c.... Good morning
Lol, just has to be nl please.
I'm not on fb, or Twitter and others. I can only use nl sorry. embarassed
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Alwaysking: 11:51am On Dec 27, 2017
makydebbie:
I won't be home sef.
You? don't worry. undecided
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 12:10pm On Dec 27, 2017
Alwaysking:
You? don't worry. undecided
I'm never worried, tbh.
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by SirMichael1: 3:09pm On Dec 27, 2017
Stegomiah:


Now i dey suspect you.... You know too much bout the female genita.lia

Just to add.... pre-intimacy is very important.... It is wrong to just climb and unclimb.... You will be hurting the lady
The vagina itself does not cause secretion or wetness.... It's things around the vagina.... The bartholist gland that causes that secretion

That's why anal sex is torture..... Cos there is no gland to cause the wetness or lubricate the anus...
So, it can easily be bruised or cause anal fistula
And it's a high risk for STIs
Infact HIV started out as a disease for the homosexuals

Yea forèplay is very important when there's no lube nearby and you aren't paying for the sex 'cause trust me, few men would want to go extra miles to please a prostitute.

Wow! What a nice info. I actually thought the origin of HIV was a vague one. Although I heard something like men sleeping with chimpanzees caused it. I guess you can call it 'homosexuality' 'cause according to Darwin, they're distant relations grin

Nevertheless, these words would do next to nothing to a homosexual. Once you're in it, it becomes hard to quit. You get used to it with lube over time.

I understood what you wrote but what I couldn't fathom was the need for the emboldened? Show off?? undecided Is that a doctor's way of seeming intelligent??

Furthermore, could you tell me why a quickie needs no lube or föreplay?
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by CHAIRMANMAO(m): 3:41pm On Dec 27, 2017
makydebbie:
Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y.
What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest.


If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor.

Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different.


Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration.
Na #fact you talk o. Got a gal like that when i was in school, she would cum mere romancing her....she adores me like a king lol
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 4:03pm On Dec 27, 2017
CHAIRMANMAO:
Na #fact you talk o. Got a gal like that when i was in school, she would cum mere romancing her....she adores me like a king lol
You treated her like a queen. cheesy
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by CHAIRMANMAO(m): 4:09pm On Dec 27, 2017
makydebbie:
You treated her like a queen. cheesy
Exactly, My norms though

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