A Nigerian Lady on Facebook has taken to social media to complain about how “lazy” her husband has gotten all thanks to the recession in Nigeria.

Identified on Facebook as “Pretty Ife Oluwa” she simply wrote: “Our husbands DAT used to do 3rounds before,Na by force we dey see one round chop because of recession.e dey pain me.”

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/nigerian-lady-complains-that-her.html

No be any recession. He's getting tired of you. He has seen it all. To those seeing ur pic for d first time, you may be fresh. But ur hubby is probably craving something fresher. Very soon e go reduce to one round in 1 week.

Why should a man go more than 3 rounds?


Nice boobs sha

I thought shaving stick is less that N50

When your mates are thinking of how to derive new formulas

Solve equations

Your own naa how many rounds ur husband fit give u , u de think



If naa rounds u de find , go boys hostel for Uniben

You go see men wen fit give u 60 rounds without sweating

She's just joking

Bloggers will make everything news.

CaptainJeffry:
I thought shaving stick is less that N50

yes shaving stick is 50naira wetin happen? cause her armpit is clean...abi na you need d shelving stick?..

Eating the same fufu 3x a day for the rest of his life, any man will surely puke...

But that problem is not a big one ooo... The wife must look for something to spice up their sexlife sha.. Don't be juz like a dead logwood by juz spreading ur legs and let ur hubby do all the job..

Plot twist: she is talking about food (3 square meals).



Alot of dirty minded guys up there.

JULIE1925:



Eating the same fufu 3x a day for the rest of his life, any man will surely puke...

But that problem is not a big one ooo... The wife must look something to spice up their sexlife sha.. Don't be juz like a dead logwood by juz spreading ur legs and let ur hubby do all the job..

How can u be so sure we'd get tired? Is it your nunu

LessNoise:


How can u be so sure we'd get tired? Is it your nunu

We'll see when the day u become a husband..

Juz don't come here on NL tell the story that touch

meemaa:
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I nor talk anythg abt her own. I waka pass

She isn't normal that's all i can say
So that's the most pressing issue in her life

I'm sure she never born yet. Keep running your mouth woman

JULIE1925:

Eating the same fufu 3x a day for the rest of his life, any man will surely puke...
But that problem is not a big one ooo... The wife must look something to spice up their sexlife sha.. Don't be juz like a dead logwood by juz spreading ur legs and let ur hubby do all the job..

Whoa! I can't believe a 'girl' said this

Attention seeker

Any man who has a wife as hot as this and doesn't service her at least 5 rounds per day is too lazy.

I Can Help

It's so unfortunate that people didn't see the humour and sarcasm in her post

I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

Hozier:
Any man who has a wife as hot as this and doesn't service her at least 5 rounds per day is too lazy.

Can you go 5 rounds daily for two weeks? Stop Bragging unnecessarily, any guy who knows how to handle a woman will satisfy her in less than 3 rounds.

MhizzAJ:
She isn't normal that's all i can say
So that's the most pressing issue in her life

She's very normal, over normal sef. Her personal pressing issues aren't meant for online consumption.

pyyxxaro:



When your mates are thinking of how to derive new formulas

Solve equations

Your own naa how many rounds ur husband fit give u , u de think

Lols. She was indirectly complaining of Buhari’s regime. Hard times no gree make husbands take care of their wives in the room like before. That was her point.

If naa rounds u de find , go boys hostel for Uniben

You go see men wen fit give u 60 rounds without sweating

As in eeeh. Some of us dey complain say we no see woman wey fit go two rounds nonstop with us and this one dey look for three rounds. It's just unfortunate that she's remarried.

She's not married, just adding a funny caption to her photo.

Cry no more baby

I'm a Jack rabbit

I can hop on that pvssy all day and all night

U killed that man

A disgrace to a man is a disgrace to all men. I'm ready to bail ur husband out of this mess. Just gimme ur phone number ..........

I can help your husband do his duty.. call me on 0803******1..olosho

And so..thats ur own cup of tea
I get my own cup I want to gist una..
. Instead of all these Aboki Okada riders to tell you they don't know the place you are going to, they will just call price for you. so I decided to teach one of them a lesson.
ME: Bike, Bike, you dey go?

ABOKI: Oga where I dey go?

ME: Australia, How much?

ABOKI: Kai! Oga how much I gwo pay?

ME: You tell me how much u go collect..

Aboki: ₦300 oga!

ME: Ha? Australia no far na, no be ₦100?

Aboki: I know the place oga, pay ₦200 gaskia!

ME: (try to leave him) Oya make we go...***Starts Bike***Since 2 hours on bike, we are still on our way to Australia.....

Aboki don drive round town and I'm enjoying the ride.

ABOKI: Oga, I neva reach?

ME: No ooo! E remain small; but you say you know the place?

ABOKI: Yes I know am Oga, I dey for front but your money I don pass ₦200..

ME: No wàhálà, I go Add ₦20 ... Just continue...I go gist una how e end. But not now sha, we still dey road. Today, I must reach Australia with ₦220.......Nice evening