₦airaland Forum

Nonnyflex:
And so..thats ur own cup of tea
I get my own cup I want to gist una..
. Instead of all these Aboki Okada riders to tell you they don't know the place you are going to, they will just call price for you. so I decided to teach one of them a lesson.
ME: Bike, Bike, you dey go?

ABOKI: Oga where I dey go?

ME: Australia, How much?

ABOKI: Kai! Oga how much I gwo pay?

ME: You tell me how much u go collect..

Aboki: ₦300 oga!

ME: Ha? Australia no far na, no be ₦100?

Aboki: I know the place oga, pay ₦200 gaskia!

ME: (try to leave him) Oya make we go...***Starts Bike***Since 2 hours on bike, we are still on our way to Australia.....

Aboki don drive round town and I'm enjoying the ride.

ABOKI: Oga, I neva reach?

ME: No ooo! E remain small; but you say you know the place?

ABOKI: Yes I know am Oga, I dey for front but your money I don pass ₦200..

ME: No wàhálà, I go Add ₦20 ... Just continue...I go gist una how e end. But not now sha, w e still dey road. Today, I must reach Australia with ₦220.......Nice evening

Any man who has a wife as hot as this and doesn't service her at least 5 rounds per day is too lazy.

UEDIBO:
huuu how i wish i can have u as wife. see experience

Nonnyflex:
And so..thats ur own cup of tea
I get my own cup I want to gist una..
. Instead of all these Aboki Okada riders to tell you they don't know the place you are going to, they will just call price for you. so I decided to teach one of them a lesson.
ME: Bike, Bike, you dey go?

ABOKI: Oga where I dey go?

ME: Australia, How much?

ABOKI: Kai! Oga how much I gwo pay?

ME: You tell me how much u go collect..

Aboki: ₦300 oga!

ME: Ha? Australia no far na, no be ₦100?

Aboki: I know the place oga, pay ₦200 gaskia!

ME: (try to leave him) Oya make we go...***Starts Bike***Since 2 hours on bike, we are still on our way to Australia.....

Aboki don drive round town and I'm enjoying the ride.

ABOKI: Oga, I neva reach?

ME: No ooo! E remain small; but you say you know the place?

ABOKI: Yes I know am Oga, I dey for front but your money I don pass ₦200..

ME: No wàhálà, I go Add ₦20 ... Just continue...I go gist una how e end. But not now sha, we still dey road. Today, I must reach Australia with ₦220.......Nice evening

Any man who has a wife as hot as this and doesn't service her at least 5 rounds per day is too lazy.

RadicallyBlunt:
No be any recession. He's getting tired of you. He has seen it all. To those seeing ur pic for d first time, you may be fresh. But ur hubby is probably craving something fresher. Very soon e go reduce to one round in 1 week.

pyyxxaro:


When your mates are thinking of how to derive new formulas
Solve equations
Your own naa how many rounds ur husband fit give u , u de think


If naa rounds u de find , go boys hostel for Uniben
You go see men wen fit give u 60 rounds without sweating

Priscy01:
A Nigerian Lady on Facebook has taken to social media to complain about how “lazy” her husband has gotten all thanks to the recession in Nigeria.

Identified on Facebook as “Pretty Ife Oluwa” she simply wrote: “Our husbands DAT used to do 3rounds before,Na by force we dey see one round chop because of recession.e dey pain me.”

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/nigerian-lady-complains-that-her.html

pyyxxaro:



When your mates are thinking of how to derive new formulas

Solve equations

Your own naa how many rounds ur husband fit give u , u de think



If naa rounds u de find , go boys hostel for Uniben

You go see men wen fit give u 60 rounds without sweating

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

johnime:
I have a loving,caring,a great cook and a handsome boyfriend. He's every girl's dream and my problem is I don't love him. He loves me too much,I don't know how to reciprocate.He's ready to show me to the full world that am he's which I always tell him to stop but he will be complaining that y don't I want it if I'm cheating on him,Yes I'm cus i dont knw how to love. Look is not that he's not rich,he is and he's from a wealthy home too. Just wanted to play games with him,flex his money and leave. Not knowing I will b his 1st grlfrd and now he has refused to let me go, he's ready to do anything for my sake,and he's family loves me so much,they say I changed their son's life that they thought he's a gay cuz that they have never seen him with a grl,same thing his frds are saying. And I don't love him. Please I need advice, how do I leave him without hurting him, he might die if I do, the last time I tried breaking up, he landed in the hospital and spent a week there and it was when he saw me he felt relieved. My sister said my pu**y game is tight. Plz help me,shld I run away but where can I run to, plz help me. I need advice.

Priscy01:
A Nigerian Lady on Facebook has taken to social media to complain about how “lazy” her husband has gotten all thanks to the recession in Nigeria.

Identified on Facebook as “Pretty Ife Oluwa” she simply wrote: “Our husbands DAT used to do 3rounds before,Na by force we dey see one round chop because of recession.e dey pain me.”

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/nigerian-lady-complains-that-her.html