DCTEEJAY008:

lyrically yo brave_yo clever
lyrically yo wise ejor
lyrically your story is recommended like spectacles for my eyes ejor(lines from lil_kesh lyrically<my verse tho>
na me greet you pass bros e nor easy(ask former p_square na) lol

Sabi boy! If e nor dey, e nor dey. Why i go boast put?

This story is dedicated to Favch(birthday gal)
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The following event took place
On the 25th of January, 1990something.
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A pregnant woman was gisting and having a good time with her husband in the sitting room.
"darling, my travel documents and international passport are ready, i went to the embassy today and my UK visa has been approved, i'm due for delivery so, i would be travelling out by this weekend to give birth to our baby outside this country, UK citizenship things!," the woman exclaimed as she pecked her husband on his cheek while smiling.
"this is good news my dear, you know i'll be taking the 1st flight to Dubai for an unfinished project of mine, tomorrow, so take the best care of yourself, you know say money nor be problem(ask sarkodie)" the husband replied as he kissed the baby bump of his wife. (issa romantic something!)
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They continued having their romantic and playful chat when all of a sudden the baby started kicking.
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"ehen, so you want to go and give birth to me in UK abi, it won't work o! i want to be a citizen of this Great Naija o, if it is about the citizenship, don't bother, i can travel to UK anytime, when i grow up" the baby said as it kicked harder.
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" baby you won't come out in Nigeria ooo, please wait! We'll fly out of the country tomorrow! Baby please! Ahhh! Darrlling, the baby is kicking, take me to the hospital!" the woman cried out in pains as she couldn't endure the pains anymore.
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The husband got confused,' why would this baby decide to disrupt the good time i'm having with my lovely wife now ehn, i guess the baby is jealous o, why now of all moment?' the husband asked in his mind as he ran in his confused state, searching for his car key.
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"the baby is coming out, what are you running around looking for?" the wife shouted in pains as the husband rushed towards her with a car key in his hands as he supported and carried her inside a hummer jeep and drove to the nearest hospital in the hood.
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45 mins later,
A doctor called the husband into his office with an indiffernt look on his face.
The man got worried as he asked the doctor, "doctor, how is my wife doing? Talk to me" he said as he held the doctors hands.
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"calm down Mr," the doctor replied as he smiled and proceeded to his seat.
"why do you expect me to calm down when you don't want to tell me the condition of my wife, doctor, if anything happens to my wife, i'll deal with you personally(ask P'square)" the man shouted at the doctor who was now laughing.
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" Congratulations, sir! You wife just delivered a cute and healthy bouncing baby girl!" the doctor said and the man jumped up and hugged him.
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After the hug, the doctor accompanied the man to the ward his wife was, when they got there, the man met his wife sleeping peacefully with a cute baby by her side.
He carried the baby up with so much joy in his heart, he pecked the baby with a big smile on his face and said,
"this is my beloved child, in whom i'm well pleased,
and he named her, Favch.
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The End
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The baby girl in the story is favch. Lol.
HBD! favch, i wish you Long Life n Wealth(Efe). *winks.
Happy womb escape, that was how you escaped from being a UK citizen. Lol
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Please accept this piece as my Bday gift from Me2u. *smiles
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I haven't tried writing anything like this before, it took me some time to come up with this.
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I gat do this for you,
Base on who you be (my paddy).
After Don meneski n ikdbabie(first lady), na you o!
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Favch, you for nor rush come out from you mummy belle dat day o, by now i for know say i get one confirm paddy for UK. Lol
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Its your day, Flex!
You are Twenty10 years old today abi? Oya flex!

HBD FAVCH wish u lng life and prosperity...
More comfirmation to yhur account...
Whizkidefe u nor wan tell watin happen btw u , meekest abi watin dem der call and tovia again ni?

Sabi boss WHIZKIDEFE na only fit dye do dis kind creative something o. *thumbs_up*
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Birthday girl favch
At the beginning of a new age, am wishing you the warmest of wishes
Happy womb escape day
Age with grace
Flex lyk no mans business lol

collinometricx:
HBD FAVCH wish u lng life and prosperity...
More comfirmation to yhur account...
Whizkidefe u nor wan tell watin happen btw u , meekest abi watin dem der call and tovia again ni?

Lol. Relax! We dey together.
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Nor dey rush, if i finish dat my DESPO Matric experience story, i go continue.. *thumbs up

WHIZKIDEFE :
Lol. Relax! We dey together.
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Nor dey rush, if i finish dat my DESPO Matric experience story, i go continue.. *thumbs up

i der wait but i go still remind u later

collinometricx:

i der wait but i go still remind u later

No wan
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kanuote(B-side boss), i sight you!

Most of the people that are shouting God punish poverty have 50,000 naira smart phones without 1k in their bank account.
(i shake my head for you)
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You will see a student buying a 70,000 naira phone without buying a single textbook.
(chai! Who do you dis tin?)
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My dear, i just want to let you know that, God do not bless people that are foolish.
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ReceiveSense!

WHIZKIDEFE:
Most of the people that are shouting God punish poverty have 50,000 naira smart phones without 1k in their bank account.
(i shake my head for you)
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You will see a student buying a 70,000 naira phone without buying a single textbook.
(chai! Who do you dis tin?)
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My dear, i just want to let you know that, God do not bless people that are foolish.
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ReceiveSense!

Lolz

Happy escape of the womb day favch, wullnp age wit grace

Happy born date dearest Favch. Wishing u all d good things of life.

[quot.author=WHIZKIDEFE post=64495749]This story is dedicated to Favch(birthday gal)
.
The following event took place
On the 25th of January, 1990something.
-
A pregnant woman was gisting and having a good time with her husband in the sitting room.
"darling, my travel documents and international passport are ready, i went to the embassy today and my UK visa has been approved, i'm due for delivery so, i would be travelling out by this weekend to give birth to our baby outside this country, UK citizenship things!," the woman exclaimed as she pecked her husband on his cheek while smiling.
"this is good news my dear, you know i'll be taking the 1st flight to Dubai for an unfinished project of mine, tomorrow, so take the best care of yourself, you know say money nor be problem(ask sarkodie)" the husband replied as he kissed the baby bump of his wife. (issa romantic something!)
-
They continued having their romantic and playful chat when all of a sudden the baby started kicking.
-
"ehen, so you want to go and give birth to me in UK abi, it won't work o! i want to be a citizen of this Great Naija o, if it is about the citizenship, don't bother, i can travel to UK anytime, when i grow up" the baby said as it kicked harder.
-
" baby you won't come out in Nigeria ooo, please wait! We'll fly out of the country tomorrow! Baby please! Ahhh! Darrlling, the baby is kicking, take me to the hospital!" the woman cried out in pains as she couldn't endure the pains anymore.
-
The husband got confused,' why would this baby decide to disrupt the good time i'm having with my lovely wife now ehn, i guess the baby is jealous o, why now of all moment?' the husband asked in his mind as he ran in his confused state, searching for his car key.
-
"the baby is coming out, what are you running around looking for?" the wife shouted in pains as the husband rushed towards her with a car key in his hands as he supported and carried her inside a hummer jeep and drove to the nearest hospital in the hood.
-
45 mins later,
A doctor called the husband into his office with an indiffernt look on his face.
The man got worried as he asked the doctor, "doctor, how is my wife doing? Talk to me" he said as he held the doctors hands.
-
"calm down Mr," the doctor replied as he smiled and proceeded to his seat.
"why do you expect me to calm down when you don't want to tell me the condition of my wife, doctor, if anything happens to my wife, i'll deal with you personally(ask P'square)" the man shouted at the doctor who was now laughing.
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" Congratulations, sir! You wife just delivered a cute and healthy bouncing baby girl!" the doctor said and the man jumped up and hugged him.
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After the hug, the doctor accompanied the man to the ward his wife was, when they got there, the man met his wife sleeping peacefully with a cute baby by her side.
He carried the baby up with so much joy in his heart, he pecked the baby with a big smile on his face and said,
"this is my beloved child, in whom i'm well pleased,
and he named her, Favch.
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The End
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The baby girl in the story is favch. Lol.
HBD! favch, i wish you Long Life n Wealth(Efe). *winks.
Happy womb escape, that was how you escaped from being a UK citizen. Lol
.
Please accept this piece as my Bday gift from Me2u. *smiles
-
I haven't tried writing anything like this before, it took me some time to come up with this.
-
I gat do this for you,
Base on who you be (my paddy).
After Don meneski n ikdbabie(first lady), na you o!
-
Favch, you for nor rush come out from you mummy belle dat day o, by now i for know say i get one confirm paddy for UK. Lol
.
Its your day, Flex!
You are Twenty10 years old today abi? Oya flex!
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Wow,thanks honey
I won't b lying if I say this is d best of my gifts this year,am really really happy although I spent today on d road but thank God I arrived safely
Don't worry in my next world I won't rush so I can b UK based, but wait oo if am UK based how will I get to meet a special friend like u

Ikdbabie:
Happy born date dearest Favch. Wishing u all d good things of life.

Thanks hun

Xteljay:
Happy escape of the womb day favch, wullnp age wit grace

Thanks a lot I appreciate

DCTEEJAY008:
Sabi boss WHIZKIDEFE na only fit dye do dis kind creative something o. *thumbs_up*
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Birthday girl favch
At the beginning of a new age, am wishing you the warmest of wishes
Happy womb escape day
Age with grace
Flex lyk no mans business lol

Thanks a lot,how can I flex without u fa??

collinometricx:
HBD FAVCH wish u lng life and prosperity...
More comfirmation to yhur account...
i?

Thanks a lot
I appreciate hun

Happy birthday ma.

favch :
Thanks a lot I appreciate hun

u welcome sweet heart

Ayele ebosi

WHIZKIDEFE :
Most of the people that are shouting God punish poverty have 50,000 naira smart phones without 1k in their bank account.
(i shake my head for you)
-
You will see a student buying a 70,000 naira phone without buying a single textbook.
(chai! Who do you dis tin?)
-
My dear, i just want to let you know that, God do not bless people that are foolish.
-
ReceiveSense!

savage

meneski:
Happy birthday ma.

thanks dr,I have not yet reached d stage for ma oo

favch:

thanks dr,I have not yet reached d stage for ma oo

:.. U r apple of our Op's eye na, so MA being accorded to you aint out of place "MA" wehdone MA.

meneski:
:.. U r apple of our Op's eye na, so MA being accorded to you aint out of place "MA" wehdone MA.

"U r apple of our Op's eye na." Don meneski, is you dat sabi dat one o.
Favch is the apple of God's eyes o, not mine. Lol
Where is my first lady (ikdbabie)

I am here Darling. Whatsapp

WHIZKIDEFE:
"U r apple of our Op's eye na." Don meneski, is you dat sabi dat one o.
Favch is the apple of God's eyes o, not mine. Lol
Where is my first lady (ikdbabie)

WHIZKIDEFE:
"U r apple of our Op's eye na." Don meneski, is you dat sabi dat one o.
Favch is the apple of God's eyes o, not mine. Lol
Where is my first lady (ikdbabie)

WHIZKIDEFE:
"U r apple of our Op's eye na." Don meneski, is you dat sabi dat one o.
Favch is the apple of God's eyes o, not mine. Lol
Where is my first lady (ikdbabie)

Lol am jealous oo

meneski:
:.. U r apple of our Op's eye na, so MA being accorded to you aint out of place "MA" wehdone MA.

Lol i don't want some silly girl double crossing me n bathing me with acid pls

favch:

Lol am jealous oo

Don't be jealous o.
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ikdbabie came before you, that made her my 1st lady here, she earned it(ask Theweekend).
*winks.
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Its strictly first come, first served (ask CDQ). Lol

WHIZKIDEFE:
Don't be jealous o.
ikdbabie came before you, dat made her my 1st lady here, she deserves it (ask Theweekend).
*winks.
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Its strictly first come, first served (ask CDQ). Lol

Lol for your mind, y shall I be jealous if I shall be jealous shall I be jealous for u

favch:
Lol am jealous oo

Dont be dearie u are a second lady lolz

Ikdbabie:
Dont be dearie u are a second lady lolz

Thanks miss, I love this simple act of yours

My ladies (ikdbabie n favch) are cute n understanding plus, they got beauty and brain.
*winks
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Dem dey shine bright like diamonds (ask Rihanna). Lol