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|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:28am On Feb 02, 2018|
MTN is giving free GLO recharge card to all ETISALAT customers that are using AIRTEL lines.
meekest, shey you dey find airtime? You need am o. Lol
Good morning, beautiful people!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 4:50am On Feb 02, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE: MTN is giving free GLO recharge card to all ETISALAT customers that are using AIRTEL lines.morning boss... Lomba
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 6:38am On Feb 02, 2018|
The boss himself. Sorry say man nor dey comment since, na school stress coupled with hustling for mula as our test starts next week
So amazing how you perfectly analyzed the scenero that played out on that matric day.
You're a genius man!!!!
Happy new month to you. I may tell you the secret of how to transfer money from your mind to your bank account only if you admit that you are a genius that you are man!!!!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:09am On Feb 02, 2018|
Tobitrueman:I understand you bro, i know as e dey go for Acada life.
Why you go say i be genius, bros e nor too early to dey wash(hype) me? No dey do that kine tin abeg.lol
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:11am On Feb 02, 2018|
collinometricx:Morning, sir. *thumbs up
I sight you,
IamAjobi, bamidelekay89 n pjewelSilva.
I guess you guys had a good night rest.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Kokolet11: 9:16am On Feb 02, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:bros what about those your guys for HK?you no dey talk about them again.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:30am On Feb 02, 2018|
Kokolet11:lol.. Bros, relax. The story long, i nor wan rush am cos, this story be like my diary one kine-one kine.
No fear,we dey together.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Kokolet11: 9:35am On Feb 02, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:ok sir I dey your back.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:27pm On Feb 02, 2018|
[Pre-Chrous: Nasty C]
Up with the weights, I work
And down with the pack, I roll
Now up with the sack and you know that I deserve it
Half and half when we split the purse, yeah
The preacher man said:
“Please remember that your savings is on the way”
I still remember when the teacher man said:
“I wouldn’t make it”, but I made it anyway
I said it wasn’t easy
Right now everyting is amazing
That I be driving ’em loco
Them are taking my photo
I remember that they telling me no, no
Right now everyting is global
That I be driving ’em locals
Them are taking my photo
[Verse 1: Nasty C]
Now I put the label in full effect
I keep the prayers in motion, ain’t no pulling back
I was boxed in, all the boxes that I couldn’t check
And God came through for me would you look at that
Now I’ll be leaving a legacy outta hobby
I never chased the dream, I designed it
Big crib, you hear the echo in the lobby
Boy I was broke as hell when they found me
Hell is where they found me
I’m past it, I made it, facts
My haters all plastic, fake
In fact my family is all happy, I’m grateful, thanks
And all the things I say are all naked, facts
I hope I get to meet up with my mother
when I’m gone
Just to talk about my life and all the haters that I’ve won I ain’t saying that I’m right
‘Cause sometimes I got it wrong
I had nobody to talk to so I said it in the song.
Nasty C ft Runtown_ Said
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by pemoney(m): 5:04pm On Feb 02, 2018|
i know even expect say my name go enter dis story .....baba mi u to much ooo am rely honored boss .......
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:21pm On Feb 02, 2018|
pemoney:Like Ycee said in 'Omo Alhaji, "Is nothing, is nothing"
I nor even expect say BigMan like you go reply my mention o.
Thank you sir, you too much!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by pemoney(m): 7:23pm On Feb 02, 2018|
see has my boss day whine me
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by IamAjobi: 10:22am On Feb 03, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:Haaaaa I'm enjoying the story man
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:10pm On Feb 03, 2018|
Good evening, everyone! Hope your are enjoying your weekend? Yesss! i guess.
As for Me, Myself n I, i am feeling exhausted.
The guys i'm with here in PH, are body builders, their chest wide like sign board, so i gats meet up with dem na, unto say i nor fit carry last.
Na so o, i start to dey carry weight o, i jim well well ehn, i almost fainted, although trekking(slabbing) don give me small 6-packs(abs) before o, but i gats follow up with men here.
If you see some boiz chest here ehn, you go weak. Some people go just dey jim like say dem wan go audition for bouncer show.
I almost kee myself yesterday with jimming o, i jimmed like say dem wan give me award.
"No pain, no Gain",
thats the motto of them boiz lifting weight here, my guys for here say make i lift weight till i feel the pain, so dat i go grab.
(like say grabness and big chest dey bring money) lol
I just look am laugh, i continue my thing sha cos, i want to be a fit Billionaire or Multi-Millionaire in the future.
Keeping fit is bae!
Ehen, back to the matter like that Wizkid song, i'll continue from where i stopped in the main story.
Remember i stopped from where i was with Meekest and Tovia in school while we were having some discussions and i was about to reveal meekest's secret to Tovia .
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Johnflowey1738(f): 11:32am On Feb 04, 2018|
This your story bam I swear
Just started yesterday you need to see the way I been de laugh
Popsy just the eye me any how
Since I came back from church
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:57pm On Feb 04, 2018|
Johnflowey1738:lol.. Nor be small tin. . Tanks for the comment, na Baba God get power!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Johnflowey1738(f): 2:09pm On Feb 04, 2018|
Any update make we carry hold body? Happy Sunday tho
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:18pm On Feb 04, 2018|
Johnflowey1738:I fit update anytime from now.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Johnflowey1738(f): 2:24pm On Feb 04, 2018|
Lemme finish cooking ma Sunday and I will cum and enjoy
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:24pm On Feb 04, 2018|
Continuation (from pg 21)
' as you nor wan answer me so, no wahala, i go tell her everything wey you dey tell me since' i said as i held Tovia's hand and entered one of the canteens close.
Meekest didn't say anything, he just watched me and his girlfriend walked away from him.
While we left, he had that'ayam not understanding' look on his face that almost made me laugh out.
'Tovia, don't worry, i'll tell you ALL the things, i mean Evverryrhing that meekest had told about you, behind your back but, i don't want to be the reason for your break-up thats why i'm stil contemplating if i should tell you or not' i told her with a serious look on my face as i ordered for Meat-pie and Coke cos
hunger wan finish me dat morning.
" don't worry, just spill it, i'll be fin" she replied me with a worried look on her face.
When the sales girl brought my order, i asked Tovia to make her order and she said she won't take anything, that she was ok.
' you better take something now o cos, you might lose your appetite for the rest of the day after i finish telling you all the things your boo(meekest) said about you o.
" don't worry i'm fine, your are getting me worked up, please just say it" she said.
' hey i won't say a thing if you don't order for something, thats how you girls behave, i'll be eating and you'll be looking at me, then your fellow girls around will now me staring at me like a bad person, dem go dey think say i nor fit buy you food or something, it won't work o! I cannor allow you spoil my reputation here o, so
you better take something now, even if its something light like that girl in that song Falz featured Ycee titled 'Something light'" i said and she smiled before she ordered for a bottle of water in preparation to hear all meekest had told me about her.
( some girls like gossip ehn) lol
To be continued..
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:49pm On Feb 04, 2018|
When Tovia got her table water, i started eating my snack and enjoying my chilled coke when she asked me to start saying what i want to tell her that she got a class to attend.
I cleared my throat before i said, 'Tovia, what i'm about to tell you is the truth, the whole truth, i won't hide anything, i'll bare it all black and white'.
"go on, i'm all ears" she replied me, and i was about to say something when i received a text message alert on my phone.
' let me be honest with you, meekest really loves you, i don't know if he gets to tell you all the time but he truely does, he told me how you guys met and how you've changed his world and i can attest to the fact cos, we grew up together and you are the first girl he had mentioned to me that he loves.
The day i confirmed his love for you was a day he passed the night at my place.
Prior to that day, he never told me he had a girlfriend, he just told me he had this girl that is blowing his mind and he would introduce her to me soon.
So, on that fateful night after we slept, i woke up to ease myself when i heard meekest whispered, "Tovia! Tovia! I love you too!."
I was shocked and i was like, 'so this boy don get one spiritual wife for dream abi, chai! So he nor see any fine babe date for life, na dream he con go dey love, e nor go better for who do meekest dis tin o'
'i just stood on the spot as i watched meekest professing love to the said girl in his dream, i went to bring my belt, i wanted to flog him back to his senses but one mind advised me against, the annoying part of the whole thing was that, he was smiling while he said those stuffs, my body con dey do me like say make i wooze the boy beta slap, he slept peacefully while sleep talking and when i couldn't bear it any longer, i waked him up.
'oshare you well? Wetin dey worry you na? You go just dey gist babe for dream anyhow?
Who be Tovia? Na your spiritual wife name be dat?' i asked him as he woke up.
"ehn? How you take know Tovia? Na my love be that o, my original baby, the rest na fake" meekest replied me before he made me understand that Tovia is the girl he had been telling me about and all that and that was how i got to know you, even without meeting you.
'I just brought you here to tell you these stuffs as a way of punishing him for not introducing you to me on the first day we met at Lexuz Bar, remember right?' i asked and she nodded.
Thats by the way though, the main reason i brought you here is to tell/plead with you not to play with my brother's heart, its not like i'm worried or something but, the few time i have spent with you i can tell that you love him too.
'So, i want you to take the best care of my brother, no matter what, i know he isn't perfect, matter of fact, no one is perfect, but you just have to tolerate and correct him where there is need for it, ok.'
'You guys look perfect for eachother, i'll soon be shopping for the suit i'll put on, on your wedding day after graduationt, i guess you already know i'll be his best man that day' i said and winked at her, as blushed.
Sorry to burst you bubble, i guess you've been thinking he told me some bad things about you but, hell no! He didn't, the only bad thing he told me about you was that you are a thief cos, you stole his heart away' i continued and she smiled, i saw love in her eyes.
After much much, she con assure me say she love meekest scarra, say she like as the tin dey go cos she bin dey fear say meekest nor too love her cos, he nor too dey show her love, but as i don tell her watsup so, she happy well well and she go continue to love meekest.
Na so the babe tey invite me specially go her place o, say she go prepare beta food for me unto the correct brother-in-law wey i be.
(you go fear fear) lol
I just smile tell her say make she nor worry, 'as far as you continue to take good care of meekest, thats more than ok for me' i told her as she thanked me and left in search of the love of her life, meekest-1-of-Africa! Lol
It was after she left that i decided to check my phone for the message i received earlier.
" guy, which kine rough play you dey play so, use you brain" that was the content of the text message i received from meekest, i just smiled and plugged my ear piece on as i paid the bills for what we bought.
About 2 hours later while i was on my way home from class, i received another text message from meekest.
"Wetin you tell my babe na? Body just dey sweet her anyhow since o. Ready o, she wan host us later in the evening o"
'i go yan you wetin i tell her later but, put am for the back of your mind say, her love don turn you to capital letter MUMU o,' i replied his text message as i lauged out loud.
To be continued
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by MSTARAIZ: 12:49am On Feb 05, 2018|
BAD GUY! I SUPPORT YOU DIE.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:31am On Feb 05, 2018|
MSTARAIZ:Is you dat sabi that one o. Lol
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 11:50am On Feb 05, 2018|
That is love man.......nice work man
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:58am On Feb 05, 2018|
To all those Girls who visit their Bf's and put their phones in Airplane Mode.
Miss Pilot, wehdone o. Your plane wee crash one day!
Damibiz, i sight you.
Na normal tin broda o, things we do for our brothers/real Gs.
(shey you understand?) lol
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 7:22pm On Feb 05, 2018|
You're good at this. See the way suspense wan make me dey fear for Meekest b4. You dey rep well o
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:22pm On Feb 05, 2018|
[Intro: Tiwa Savage]
Spellz on the beat
Tiwa Savage on this one e eh
Wizkid e yo wamama
Make e yarn una the thing oh
[Verse 1: Wizkid]
This kind thing I never see oh
my pressure dey high got me down wo-woh
My girl hold on to me oh
Never ever leave me for trash o-wo-woh
Girl you dey make me shiver oh
Girl if you leave I suffer oh
With you I get no wahala oh
I dey with you forever
[Hook: Tiwa Savage + Wizkid]
Robo skeh-skeh robo skeh-skeh
If nor be you then tell me who oh
Dem go sempe dem go sempe
Nobody messing with my boo oh
Robo skeh-skeh robo skeh-skeh
If nor be you then tell me who o
Robo skeh-skeh robo-yes-skeh
Nobody messing with my boo
Ma lo oh, joor oh
gimme love I never see before o-ooh
Ma lo oh, joor oh
Your love mean so much to me o-ooh
Ma lo oh, joor oh
gimme love I never see before o-ooh
Ma o oh, joor oh
Your love mean so much to me o-ooh
Tiwa Savage ft Wizkid_ Malo
Tobitrueman, i see you, i greet you specially!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:24pm On Feb 06, 2018|
When i got home from class that day, i freshened up and when entered the kitchen, i was too lazy to prepare anything so i decided to help myself with the life saver GnG(G4+).
Don't be confused, GnG means G4 and G/nut, for simple understanding, it simply means Garri and groundnut!(shey you understand).
The combination of Garri and Groundnut na one baddest combination wey dey save life o, the tin suppose dey First-Aid box sef.
I jejely served the quantity i could consume and added milk, 2 cubes of sugar and a pinch of salt to taste, (you go fear combination!)
I dey like soak garri with the combination of sugar and salt, the combo na die! Very make sense! I'm not asking you to imitate me o, cos the combination is among my Fast Food list. *winks
I won't hide it, i'm a BIG fan of G4+, and i will keep on keeping the ministry of G4 forward, i can't com and be forming for anyone na cos,
"if you know how fast people forget the dead, you will stop living your life to impress people."
I drank the soaked garri with joy in my heart cos i was enjoying the feeling that came along with it, unto say nor be all the time person suppose dey chop sweet-mouth(snacks n junk food).
After i finished eating, i did some assignments that we were given my Mr Ali cos i nor wan hear say the lecturer give me 'Caro' (carry over)
* Caro is a name of a person but it means carry-over in DESPO,
If Wizkid attended my school, maybe he wouldn't had sang the song 'Caro' cos he would had meant he was looking for carry-over (just imagine!) lol
I finished my assignment before i observed my siesta, i forced myself to sleep that afternoon cos i played "Only Time" by Enya on repeat and in no time, sleep found me.
*i got different songs for different moods on my playlist.
When i woke up from the siesta that i thougt lasted for 30mins but i was shocked when i discovered that time flied from 3pm to 5pm within 30mins, how e take happen?
(Dis one pass Africa Magic o) lol
I was stil trying to figure out the mystery beyond how time flies when meekest's call came in, he told me to be ready for our hosting,
'Oshare, i nor dey go any hosting, why time go just dey fly anyhow? Na wen i dey try to discover something about the matter now, you don con distract me with your anyhow call, dem send you com?' i replied meekest while he laughed and said,
" no vex, if you don discover finish make you come outside make we go eat you hear? Kolo!" he replied and ended the call while i laughed and got prepared for the hosting.
To be continued
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:57am On Feb 07, 2018|
Its another on the 7th again!
See as i just dey remember 7-12-17, the day i started this freestyling journey(story).
No be small tin o (ask 2face), even P'square confirm am say 'E no easy', but as long as Oluwa got my back, Life is Easy (ask Mr Eazi)
To all my readers and commenters(old and new), i greet you specially, i never imagined we would come this far, #Fact.
Thumbs up to all those who denounced their ghost-modeship to comment, ona too much!
I'll keep on keeping on, i'll keep on repping the Street and the City.
(No Time to check Time)
To those of you who come here to read-and-go, diarris God o, it is not me that wee tell you that you are wicked. *lol
If you are reading this,
its not too late to motivate me with your constructive criticism/review n comments.
(Thanks in anticipation)
Good money, all.
I guess you had a cool night rest.
Do have a lovely day ahead!
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:17pm On Feb 07, 2018|
Meneski, ikdbabie, favch n meekest... Where you at?
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 7:19pm On Feb 07, 2018|
WHIZKIDEFE:Me at here...i de cumback nanana.
|Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 8:02pm On Feb 07, 2018|
I went on a hiatus but am still following sha
ride on, am also a fan of G4 but my own d rich sha with all d colour both white n brown,biscuits, sugar,german stone,Gnut
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