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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Aaronsrod: 12:03am On Feb 11, 2018
correctguy101:


How much of your ancestors do you know?

This one that you know so much about somebody else's ancestors.

FOOL!

All true followers of Christ are co-heirs to the glory of Gods people.

King David is our ancester. Our flesh and our blood.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by frank317: 12:06am On Feb 11, 2018
Mary.. and i will impregnate her without fxxking her
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by OtemAtum: 12:16am On Feb 11, 2018
godisgood200:

As water answereth to the face, so the deep calleth to the deep.

The spirit that was in Nicholas just spoke through you.

Don't worry, you shall meet him someday soon.
Amen o! Where Nicholas and millions of brain users are, there will I be also. cool
BTW, you can read a little about the acts of Nicolas below and become wiser.

Doctufos:
Niklatians 12: 1-22

1. Now Niklas(Nicholas) began to declare to many, saying, use your heads, or else you shall be in bondage to men who say that they are men of God.
2. For God does not favour some men above another to call them men of God. For if there are men of God, then from whom came all other men?
3. I have heard some here who speak of the world as a place owned by two personalities of almost equal powers. But I say it is not so. For the world is a part of the universe and everything on earth is connected to the universe.
4. And the Universe is God and they are not separated. And God, being the Universe is whom we see at the opening of our eyes and he is us, manifesting himself in all possible manners.
5. And in closing our eyes, we see the inner universe also. And both the outer and the inner universes define our beliefs and realities.
6. And whatever we believe upon shall be made real to us. For one who made demons for himself in the outer universe shall see demons in his inner universe, which are the dreams and the visions he shall see.
7. Therefore let everyone be careful with what he believes, for he who believes a god is subject to the god whom he believes. And his inner universe is shapened by the imagination of the god whom he believes upon.
8. For they who think of demons and hell shall appear in hell and see the demons which they think about. And he who does not believe in all these things shall not also experience them.
9. And he who thinks that he can exploit the universe shall exploit it to a great extend, yet no one can explore the whole of the universe, because God Almighty, who is the universe, cannot be totally explored.
10. For when any thinks that he has found the limit of God, he shall be surprised to know that he has not even begun. For the gods have paraded themselves as God Almighty for billions of years now.
11. And the homos have learnt about the gods, calling them the attributes of God Almighty.
12. Now indeed all the gods are only an insignificant branch of God Almighty, therefore all the knowledge which we think we have acquired are less in comparison to a drop of water in an ocean.
13. Now is the time whereby we shall seek God in ourselves rather than in the sky, for God Almighty has diffused into us all.
14. Now some came to niklas and said, shall the world not come to an end very soon? Why do you bring all these suddenly to us? And you do not speak of these topic which everyone speak about, saying, the world shall end soon.
15. And niklas said, the noise of a world coming to an end shall last for more than two millenniums and it shall hinder development of the earth. For it shall limit thoughts and productivity.
16. But in the second millennium shall the homos arise and shake themselves off their delusions of a world coming to an end. But rather, the world of findings and development shall begin when the world of religious deceptions shall start to come to an end.
17. For I tell you the truth, the earth shall remain more than two millenniums from now. And in 2016 years from this time that I speak shall the son of truth arise and conquer lies and deceptions.
18. And he shall open way for many to go. And they shall abandon fear of death for the development of their brains and their world.
19. And they shall love the world as it is. And they shall care for the things that are in the world; the flowers of nature and the waters and the precious stones.
20. And they shall love themselves also.
21. And the users of the brains shall be moral people, doing what is good to themselves and to their neighbours. And they shall not join to fight wars of religion. But the religious fanatics shall remain so, killing others for their gods, even as our forefathers do in Juda and in Roma and in many parts of the world.
22. But the brain users shall not be found doing this, for a great renewal has come upon their heads.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by TonyeBarcanista(m): 12:58am On Feb 11, 2018
Paul for me
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 7:27am On Feb 11, 2018
Epiphanus20:
IF YOU ASKED TO SPEND A DAY WITH ONE PERSON IN BIBLE WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE
MINE IS KING SOLOMON, it's just for fun.
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To learn how to bleep 1000 women in one day.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Neurotika: 7:35am On Feb 11, 2018
Lucifer. I will like to hear his side of the story.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 7:38am On Feb 11, 2018
[quote author=greatnaija01 post=64955450]guy its NEVER just for fun because BIBLE is not a book of JOKES....

Wiser than king solomon was JESUS... why not choose the author over an actor. Best person is JESUS. because He can still cause massive change in your life today.... others can't do anything without his permission.

Jesus is too good for a Bokoharam to stay with for that will catapult him straight to Hell.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 7:45am On Feb 11, 2018
OtemAtum:
Nicolas who began the Nicolatian doctrine which the Christians hate.
That Nicolas was a genius and I can't but admire his great feat.
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Nicolas was a narcotic Agent. One second with him, you are in Hell with Pope Judas.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 7:51am On Feb 11, 2018
Ronpet777:
David for me. A man after God's heart. smiley
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A Fulani Herder like you, God won't allow you to steal His Heart to graze Cows.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by 007author(m): 7:51am On Feb 11, 2018
Pharaoh
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Nobody: 7:52am On Feb 11, 2018
King Solomon, Daniel, Jonah
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 7:55am On Feb 11, 2018
Jesse01:
yes he is after God heart by killing Uriah and married his wife tongue
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Yes. He was a Conman like Alex Ekwueme.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Saverin: 7:58am On Feb 11, 2018
Solomon. 700 wives and 300 Concubines. chai!!! grin Valentine go hot oh
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Ronpet777(m): 8:00am On Feb 11, 2018
orisa37:
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A Fulani Herder like you, God won't allow you to steal His Heart to graze Cows.
Ur age is indirectly proportional to ur reasoning. As ur age goes up, ur reasoning descend.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 8:02am On Feb 11, 2018
sonofluc1fer:
Satan. The reason for Jesus.
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Better with Abacha to be saved by Buhari. Isn't that hate speech?
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 8:04am On Feb 11, 2018
Tocheagle:
Apostle Paul and Isaiah the prophet
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Stay with The Best, Jesus.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 8:07am On Feb 11, 2018
iamgenius:
Melchizedek of course, because he's greater than Jesus of the Cross.
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Jesus was Melchizedek.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 8:12am On Feb 11, 2018
mrtomola:
Judas. That dude need to give me clue on how I can sell my boss.
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See Okorocha or Ngige for ADVICE.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by duduade: 8:14am On Feb 11, 2018
Jesus or King Solomon
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Ronpet777(m): 8:16am On Feb 11, 2018
Aaronsrod:

FOOL!
All true followers of Christ are co-heirs to the glory of Gods people.
King David is our ancester. Our flesh and our blood.
Tell them I beg. Most are myopic pple here.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 8:18am On Feb 11, 2018
HigherEd:
Pretty much simple, Jesus! However asides Jesus it would be Abraham.
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You spend a whole life-long with Jesus.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by orisa37: 8:26am On Feb 11, 2018
ZaraGift:
Pharaoh
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Better with Artaxerxes.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Nobody: 8:30am On Feb 11, 2018
Adam
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Mekanus(m): 8:31am On Feb 11, 2018
That would be Lucifer aka Satan, the nigga who has been Screwing up that motherfucker called God from the beginning of the biblical fairy tales.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by OtemAtum: 8:31am On Feb 11, 2018
orisa37:
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Nicolas was a narcotic Agent. One second with him, you are in Hell with Pope Judas.
You are not telling the truth. Nicholas was a guy who saw into the far future and told it as he saw it, but he was ridiculed because the people didn't believe that this our technology time could ever be possible. Read the Doctufos for clarification.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by OtemAtum: 8:33am On Feb 11, 2018
orisa37:
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Jesus was Melchizedek.

No, Faulkin(Zeusus Krista) and Melchizedek (Adonizedek) were two separate beings. Pls get your facts right. It was Faulkin aka Yeshua that killed Melchizedek aka Adonizedek in the homo sapiens era:

Doctufos: Tabioth 24:1-6


CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

1. After this did Asherah, the goddess weep greatly and said to Yeshua, O Faulkin, the son of Nymphidis, you are evil. Why did you deceive me and Brahma, saying that you are God? For now have I known for certain that you are even worse than Brahma himself. And you are not worth to be called a god, for you have no good character in you.
2. You are the son of Earthus but you do not prove this at all. Why did you kill adonizedek, he whom you told me much good of? And I know for certain that adonizedek is a good homo. For he was the friend of Brahma my husband, who did show to him things to come to pass.
3. You forced Melchizedek the king of Salem to death. You caused the death of he whom your father has made to be eternal. Why, O, Faulkin? Why did you do all these things? And all your life is about war. And you left me for many years to fight war.
4. Am I not better off when I was a wife to El? Shall I tell you of the care shown to me by Brahma while I was with him? Now have you caused much trouble. For Brahma is no more on earth for the shame of what you have put him through. He has made his permanent abode in the abode of the dead, because of that which you did to him. Now O Faulkin, tell me why you did all these things.
5. And you have also caused my life to be dependent on the miserable life of Ashtaroth whom my soul hated. If you have stayed with me, would Ashtaroth have come to have me to himself? These are evil, which you have done.
6. Yeshua, why do you also neglect your mother who gave birth to you? She was he who accepted you after you took her daughter away, which thing led to her death. And Mother forgave you of the evil which you did to her.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Nobody: 8:34am On Feb 11, 2018
The serpent in the garden of eden
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by mrtomola(m): 8:37am On Feb 11, 2018
orisa37:
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See Okorocha or Ngige for ADVICE.

Lol.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by sweetilicious(f): 8:42am On Feb 11, 2018
Abraham.He was such a good man. So obedient and patient.
Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by Nobody: 8:49am On Feb 11, 2018
I would like to meet with Jesus. Bro. Paul will need to clear my doubts on somethings he said. Then, Abigail. Seems like that woman is so pretty and well mannered that David married her few days after her hubby passed on.

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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by obawinner(m): 8:59am On Feb 11, 2018
Solomon.
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Re: If You Asked To Spend A Day With One Person In Bible Who Will You Choose? by DivinelyBlessed: 9:00am On Feb 11, 2018
DAVID

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