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Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 8:28pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
Jayceon: No butter on both sides, that's too much cholesterol LMAO, how am I being ratchet if I wanna look the part to be more appealing to you? I had plenty New Year's resolutions on December 31st, but I've since forgotten about all of them. "Change" can be boring & it is very hard to adjust to. I like chaos small small lol. I need to lose a bit of weight I gained back in December though, but I keep pushing that to "tomorrow". If I don't start with that soon, I'll take it back to Eden because my clothes barely fit You, have any? 2 Likes |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
XhosaNostra: Give me a name for her type of mammaries. What part of daily life will be most challenging for a person like lady in yellow? Do something for science today. |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 8:39pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
jedaii:you are the male version of an OLOSHO, the gigolo. |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 9:58pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:lol. so you want to deceive me? should I also extend mine with a dìldo? okay,was quitting smoking cigarettes among them? I believe that's what contribute to your gaining weight.ohh we need chaos,I for one don't mind chaos I can go as far as initiating it No.I have never bothered.I believe if there is something I need to change about my life I will do it now instead of waiting for the 1st of January.I have been trying to cut down the alcohol consumption but it's been a futile exercise 1 Like |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 10:16pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
Jayceon: LMAO @ dick extension. Let me be the judge I didn't gain because of that, I just ate a lot You know how things are over the festive season, now we're dealing with the consequences. There're SIX steps I have to take everyday to get in & out of my place, but lately it's been like climbing Everest lol. Anyway, I agree with you that things shouldn't wait until a certain date. That day may also never come Got me thinking. Lol, how often do you drink? Must be an issue if you're even considering taking it down a notch, yes? Just don't get a phuza face, asseblief. 1 Like |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 10:44pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:Yup we eat a lot during the festive season, especially we Blacks.you been jogging? Yeah we keep pushing things back like we will be here forever not too often,it just that I don't know how to have one drink and call it quit whenever in the bar I can't have phuza face .Alcohol never changed my appearance.I'm sometimes even mistaken for a high school student I'm off to bed.... 1 Like |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Seun360(m): 11:25pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
MhizzAJ: This babe, u dey worry o |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by LeumaS03(m): 11:55pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
All this boys of nowadays |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 5:50am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon: Lol @ being mistaken for a high school student. How long have you been drinking? I'm sure the switch from baby face to phuza face happens gradually, Mr Confidence We don't want you looking like Mofokeng Sidenote: Nigerians have created a Nigerian version of Emzini wezinsizwa lol. They call it My flatmates. I saw it being advertised on channel 198. TBH, I'm lazy to jog etc. I'm a calorie counter, not much of a physical person. If I take up any form of workout, it must be fun. Perhaps I'll try dance related workouts, they look fun + who doesn't want to have amazing legs? |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by mikejj(m): 6:02am On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:xhosa which is amazing crazy legs again?is that the new female trick style |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 6:06am On Mar 13, 2018 |
mikejj: No, the normal "dancer's legs" with the well-defined calves. Dancers usually have very nice legs. 1 Like |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Martin0(m): 6:15am On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra: so you are fat now, better reduce now o or else |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 6:20am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Martin0: Lol, people who know me will notice that I have gained weight. But on the streets noone would say, "there's that fat chick". I gained weight, I'm not exactly rolling around like Humpty Dumpty just yet. A little plump. 1 Like |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Martin0(m): 6:30am On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra: I don talk my own oo if you want me to carry you more like a baby reduce o |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 6:34am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Martin0: You'll just have to be man enough then |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by BabbanBura(m): 6:36am On Mar 13, 2018 |
greatnaija01: i can not but agree with you here though the stoey itself appears to have been made up |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Martin0(m): 6:36am On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:eh eh we will see, 1 Like |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 12:50pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:It's true and it runs in the family,I believe I started around 2007/08.It depends on how often you drink and the type of stuff you drink.I can abstain for about three months so I'm far from looking like Mofokeng .Lol@ Naija version of Emzini wezinsizwa,I'll sure check it out So you are the yoga type of girl ,I can appreciate that cause it's better than just sitting and doing nothing while you become another L'vovo Dirrango .And you do have amazing legs,I remember you once posted a pic of yourself in the shower.I was left terrified and happy at the same time 1 Like |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 1:18pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon: If you say so, Jace. What do you normally drink? LMFAO @ being L'vovo. I'd starve myself if I became that big No yoga. But I'm playing with some workout options in my head. Nothing boring. Perhaps I'll try Zumba. I wasn't in the shower I'll be working on that thigh "V" & dazzle you some more 1 Like |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:Windhoek laager and Castle Lite,you? do you ever drink? Okay,Let me see it one more time |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 3:35pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon: I'm not a drinker lol. I used to drink only on New Year's Eve, but it's been almost two years without even a sniff. Hmmm at least you don't drink hard stuff, good |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 3:52pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:Oh okay. I used take them hot stuff,I stopped when I heard that Blade Nzimande's dragon scale face is a result of hot stuff will I see it?
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Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 3:56pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon: LMAO @ dragon face. Los daai ding |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 4:17pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:Come on,I'm begging |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 4:22pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 4:28pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:So we gon' close this petty convo without me seeing atleast a piece of you? .And I'm not the begging type.you must be special okay should I upload mine? |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 4:36pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon: Yes, please do.
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Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 4:45pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:what part? |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 4:46pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Jayceon: Whichever you're comfortable showing. |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by Nobody: 4:51pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
XhosaNostra:and I'm gonna see the thigh *drools* |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by JONSYN7154: 4:51pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
The thunder that will fire you is shaking hand with Shekau in sambisa forest. |
Re: I Need Help . Look At What My Current And Ex Girlfriend Did by XhosaNostra(f): 4:59pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
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