Jayceon:
I like my bread buttered both sides.


I thought toning down on ratchetness was part of your new year resolutions but you still the same old ZarZar .Do you got any new year resolutions?

No butter on both sides, that's too much cholesterol

LMAO, how am I being ratchet if I wanna look the part to be more appealing to you?

I had plenty New Year's resolutions on December 31st, but I've since forgotten about all of them. "Change" can be boring & it is very hard to adjust to. I like chaos small small lol. I need to lose a bit of weight I gained back in December though, but I keep pushing that to "tomorrow". If I don't start with that soon, I'll take it back to Eden because my clothes barely fit

You, have any?

XhosaNostra:


Wow @ the one in yellow

Give me a name for her type of mammaries.

What part of daily life will be most challenging for a person like lady in yellow? Do something for science today.

jedaii:
my birthday is within the week am my ex babe already bought me a laptop of 300k.. although she has not given me, she promised to give me on my birthday,, she also pleaded she would like to spend the night with me..
I told ma current babe about it ND she has been avoiding me.. is she worth the future with? beginning to feel something for my ex again..
good people in the house what should I do?

you are the male version of an OLOSHO, the gigolo.

XhosaNostra:


No butter on both sides, that's too much cholesterol

LMAO, how am I being ratchet if I wanna look the part to be more appealing to you?

I had plenty New Year's resolutions on December 31st, but I've since forgotten about all of them. "Change" can be boring & it is very hard to adjust to. I like chaos small small lol. I need to lose a bit of weight I gained back in December though, but I keep pushing that to "tomorrow". If I don't start with that soon, I'll take it back to Eden because my clothes barely fit

You, have any?

lol.

so you want to deceive me? should I also extend mine with a dìldo?


okay,was quitting smoking cigarettes among them? I believe that's what contribute to your gaining weight.ohh we need chaos,I for one don't mind chaos I can go as far as initiating it


No.I have never bothered.I believe if there is something I need to change about my life I will do it now instead of waiting for the 1st of January.I have been trying to cut down the alcohol consumption but it's been a futile exercise

Jayceon:
lol.

so you want to deceive me? should I also extend mine with a dìldo?


okay,was quitting smoking cigarettes among them? I believe that's what contribute to your gaining weight.ohh we need chaos,I for one don't mind chaos I can go as far as initiating it


No.I have never bothered.I believe if there is something I need to change about my life I will do it now instead of waiting for the 1st of January.I have been trying to cut down the alcohol consumption but it's been a futile exercise

LMAO @ dick extension. Let me be the judge
I didn't gain because of that, I just ate a lot You know how things are over the festive season, now we're dealing with the consequences. There're SIX steps I have to take everyday to get in & out of my place, but lately it's been like climbing Everest lol.

Anyway, I agree with you that things shouldn't wait until a certain date. That day may also never come Got me thinking.

Lol, how often do you drink? Must be an issue if you're even considering taking it down a notch, yes?
Just don't get a phuza face, asseblief.

XhosaNostra:


LMAO @ dick extension. Let me be the judge
I didn't gain because of that, I just ate a lot You know how things are over the festive season, now we're dealing with the consequences. There're SIX steps I have to take everyday to get in & out of my place, but lately it's been like climbing Everest lol.

Anyway, I agree with you that things shouldn't wait until a certain date. That day may also never come Got me thinking.

Lol, how often do you drink? Must be an issue if you're even considering taking it down a notch, yes?
Just don't get a phuza face, asseblief.

Yup we eat a lot during the festive season, especially we Blacks.you been jogging?


Yeah we keep pushing things back like we will be here forever


not too often,it just that I don't know how to have one drink and call it quit whenever in the bar

I can't have phuza face .Alcohol never changed my appearance.I'm sometimes even mistaken for a high school student

I'm off to bed....

MhizzAJ:


You are part of the reason Nigeria is backward
Na your type day spoil this country
Ordinary laptop and you don't have control over your emotions again

This babe, u dey worry o

All this boys of nowadays

Jayceon:
Yup we eat a lot during the festive season, especially we Blacks.you been jogging?


Yeah we keep pushing things back like we will be here forever


not too often,it just that I don't know how to have one drink and call it quit whenever in the bar

I can't have phuza face .Alcohol never changed my appearance.I'm sometimes even mistaken for a high school student

I'm off to bed....

Lol @ being mistaken for a high school student. How long have you been drinking? I'm sure the switch from baby face to phuza face happens gradually, Mr Confidence We don't want you looking like Mofokeng Sidenote: Nigerians have created a Nigerian version of Emzini wezinsizwa lol. They call it My flatmates. I saw it being advertised on channel 198.

TBH, I'm lazy to jog etc. I'm a calorie counter, not much of a physical person. If I take up any form of workout, it must be fun. Perhaps I'll try dance related workouts, they look fun + who doesn't want to have amazing legs?

XhosaNostra:



Lol @ being mistaken for a high school student. How long have you been drinking? I'm sure the switch from baby face to phuza face happens gradually, Mr Confidence We don't want you looking like Mofokeng

TBH, I'm lazy to jog etc. I'm a calorie counter, not much of a physical person. If I take up any form of workout, it must be fun. Perhaps I'll try dance related workouts, they look fun + who doesn't to have amazing legs?

xhosa which is amazing crazy legs again?is that the new female trick style

mikejj:
xhosa which is amazing crazy legs again?is that the new female trick style

No, the normal "dancer's legs" with the well-defined calves. Dancers usually have very nice legs.

XhosaNostra:


No butter on both sides, that's too much cholesterol

LMAO, how am I being ratchet if I wanna look the part to be more appealing to you?

I had plenty New Year's resolutions on December 31st, but I've since forgotten about all of them. "Change" can be boring & it is very hard to adjust to. I like chaos small small lol. I need to lose a bit of weight I gained back in December though, but I keep pushing that to "tomorrow". If I don't start with that soon, I'll take it back to Eden because my clothes barely fit

You, have any?

so you are fat now, better reduce now o or else

Martin0:


so you are fat now, better reduce now o or else

Lol, people who know me will notice that I have gained weight. But on the streets noone would say, "there's that fat chick". I gained weight, I'm not exactly rolling around like Humpty Dumpty just yet. A little plump.

XhosaNostra:


Lol, people who know me will notice that I have gained weight. But on the streets noone would say, "there's that fat chick". I gained weight, I'm not exactly rolling around like Humpty Dumpty just yet. A little plump.

I don talk my own oo if you want me to carry you more like a baby reduce o

Martin0:


I don talk my own oo if you want me to carry you more like a baby reduce o

You'll just have to be man enough then

greatnaija01:
you a confirmed BAD GUY, you come here asking for help from GOOD PEEPS....

your life is as incomplete as the story you just posted.
you are DOUBLE MINDED.... you are a BOY not a man. If you can be BOUGHT with gifts then you may marry MAMA CLAUSE or be used by a sugar mummy

when you dumped your EX for the current gurl, was your brain TATTOOED? you guys who think with ya deeqs really make a shame to manhood because you think dating is a SEX LICENSE and you can hop from one girl to another back to back like monkeys ....

you gat no MORAL CODE.

if your current GF's EX bought her a CAR would u send him a thank u text and be ok with it if he wants to teach her to drive>?

IF GIFTS and OUTWARD BEAUTY can control your emotions then your brain is forever in a menstrual cramp.

GROW UP and stop GROWING BEARDS because it will make you GROW OLD.

i can not but agree with you here though the stoey itself appears to have been made up

XhosaNostra:

You'll just have to be man enough then

eh eh we will see,

XhosaNostra:



Lol @ being mistaken for a high school student. How long have you been drinking? I'm sure the switch from baby face to phuza face happens gradually, Mr Confidence We don't want you looking like Mofokeng Sidenote: Nigerians have created a Nigerian version of Emzini wezinsizwa lol. They call it My flatmates. I saw it being advertised on channel 198.

TBH, I'm lazy to jog etc. I'm a calorie counter, not much of a physical person. If I take up any form of workout, it must be fun. Perhaps I'll try dance related workouts, they look fun + who doesn't want to have amazing legs?

It's true and it runs in the family,I believe I started around 2007/08.It depends on how often you drink and the type of stuff you drink.I can abstain for about three months so I'm far from looking like Mofokeng .Lol@ Naija version of Emzini wezinsizwa,I'll sure check it out


So you are the yoga type of girl ,I can appreciate that cause it's better than just sitting and doing nothing while you become another L'vovo Dirrango .And you do have amazing legs,I remember you once posted a pic of yourself in the shower.I was left terrified and happy at the same time

Jayceon:
It's true and it runs in the family,I believe I started around 2007/08.It depends on how often you drink and the type of stuff you drink.I can abstain for about three months so I'm far from looking like Mofokeng .Lol@ Naija version of Emzini wezinsizwa,I'll sure check it out


So you are the yoga type of girl ,I can appreciate that cause it's better than just sitting and doing nothing while you become another L'vovo Dirrango .And you do have amazing legs,I remember you once posted a pic of yourself in the shower.I was left terrified and happy at the same time

If you say so, Jace. What do you normally drink?

LMFAO @ being L'vovo. I'd starve myself if I became that big

No yoga. But I'm playing with some workout options in my head. Nothing boring. Perhaps I'll try Zumba. I wasn't in the shower I'll be working on that thigh "V" & dazzle you some more

XhosaNostra:


If you say so, Jace. What do you normally drink?

LMFAO @ being L'vovo. I'd starve myself if I became that big

No yoga. But I'm playing with some workout options in my head. Nothing boring. Perhaps I'll try Zumba. I wasn't in the shower I'll be working on that thigh "V" & dazzle you some more

Windhoek laager and Castle Lite,you? do you ever drink?



Okay,Let me see it one more time

Jayceon:
Windhoek laager and Castle Lite,you? do you ever drink?



Okay,Let me see it one more time

I'm not a drinker lol. I used to drink only on New Year's Eve, but it's been almost two years without even a sniff.
Hmmm at least you don't drink hard stuff, good

XhosaNostra:


I'm not a drinker lol. I used to drink only on New Year's Eve, but it's been almost two years without even a sniff.
Hmmm at least you don't drink hard stuff, good

Oh okay.

I used take them hot stuff,I stopped when I heard that Blade Nzimande's dragon scale face is a result of hot stuff
















will I see it?

Jayceon:
Oh okay.

I used take them hot stuff,I stopped when I heard that Blade Nzimande's dragon scale face is a result of hot stuff
















will I see it?

LMAO @ dragon face.

Los daai ding

XhosaNostra:



LMAO @ dragon face.

Los daai ding

Come on,I'm begging

Jayceon:
Come on,I'm begging

Lol, no.
I like the begging part though

XhosaNostra:


Lol, no.
I like the begging part though

So we gon' close this petty convo without me seeing atleast a piece of you? .And I'm not the begging type.you must be special


okay should I upload mine?

Jayceon:
So we gon' close this petty convo without me seeing atleast a piece of you? .And I'm not the begging type.you must be special


okay should I upload mine?

Yes, please do.

XhosaNostra:


Yes, please do.

what part?

Jayceon:
what part?

Whichever you're comfortable showing.

XhosaNostra:


Whichever you're comfortable showing.

and I'm gonna see the thigh *drools*

The thunder that will fire you is shaking hand with Shekau in sambisa forest.

Jayceon:
and I'm gonna see the thigh *drools*

LMAO. Stop it. No.

Where is it?