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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by mamatwiny(f): 4:18pm On Mar 16, 2018
suyamasta:

Stop shaming your customers whether they live in huts or not they paid u for a service rendered! They deserve respect

Do you really believe all his write up?
He is just entertaining us and improving his writing skills.
Most writeup include some fiction to spice up things even if it is biography. I know, cos my dad was a prolific author. They just spice it up.

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by eros(m): 4:28pm On Mar 16, 2018
This was a great read for me. Nice one Romeo. Keep up the good work and stay safe out there.

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 4:50pm On Mar 16, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by olumide3367(m): 4:50pm On Mar 16, 2018
Wow I'm so engrossed by your write-up bro keep it up. I have never read a thread on Nairaland us far.
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 4:52pm On Mar 16, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by d4real890(m): 5:07pm On Mar 16, 2018
shedrach20:
Point of note Uber is slavery.. Go to their facebook page and checkout comments of current drivers in the system...
At the end of the day u find out you're actually slaving for them
Thanks bro,do you have any better idea apart from uber
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by JeffreyJames(m): 5:38pm On Mar 16, 2018
cochtrane:

+1
Chief, you need to stop asap taking pictures of the people you drive. It's just soooooo wrong on many levels.
I admire your writing and your humour. I actually did read a lot of your posts and found some entertaining even if I didn't like most. But you need to grow up and really respect your riders, not feign the respect. Taking pics of your riders, silently insulting them and openly doing it on Nairaland are not good ethics for your job. If Uber manages to find you, you can be sure they'll relieve you of your services. That of course is if one of your riders does not find you out and report you to Uber.



Mention one riders name there? undecided

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by ofemigeorge(m): 6:20pm On Mar 16, 2018
Romeo3:
I think this is just the perfect place to relate my daily experiences driving on uber. I have met alot of people. And i keep meeting different ones daily.

stay tuned.

This diary has a twin on the diary section where i post, but i think this space here will project the diary to a wider audience.

Link to Diary if an Uber Driver

Cheers
Am not so good at remembering road network,even if have been there before, how can I improve on this if am to venture in this business, and can you give me a snap shot of how you navigate your way effectively using Google map. Thanks
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 6:38pm On Mar 16, 2018
Romeo3:
Been battling malaria for almost a week now. embarassed

Have been managing to drive though, but for very short hours. Eventful too, and i have updates for the diary, just too weak to type. Yesterday was the height.

I was in a bright room with a lot of items. Surprising o. Kept trying to remember when i bought those stuff. I saw wraps and wraps of detergent, countless sardines, bar soaps. no wahala. I started arranging them properly. Then i brought up a bag, slid my hand inside and felt......money........ shocked ehn! Dragged the bundle out and eye gauged it. it looked like between 100 and 120k. shocked

Hol up hol up. That was when i knew something was wrong. i can NEVER keep that kain money for house. grin Haba. There must be something to buy. grin I pinched myself and told myself to wake up mehn. grin
Guuuyyyyyy......

I opened my eyes and everywhere was dark. ehn hen..... na here i know.

Nonsense malaria induced dream.
this cracked me up real good..... A computer engineer, an e-cab service partner and a damn good writer..... Nice one bro... I'm inspired....

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by SamoaJoe: 7:06pm On Mar 16, 2018
Congrats to Romeo3. You are an inspiration to thousands of Youths... That's if they will listen.
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by ableguy(m): 7:14pm On Mar 16, 2018
grin
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Swissheart(f): 9:36pm On Mar 16, 2018
cool
Romeo is an excellent writer.
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by truffle: 9:49pm On Mar 16, 2018
There's still more to come mr Romeo lol

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Pilot4Airbus(m): 12:14am On Mar 17, 2018
grin

After reading you start thinking about your relationship.

If she’s part of them or not

Ewo!

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by haryomikun(m): 12:18am On Mar 17, 2018
Owamudia:


Runs girl spotted! grin
I doubt she is... Runs girls don't learn nor do web design
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by stacyadams: 1:48am On Mar 17, 2018
truffle:
Bro I swear ehn,my happiness knows no bounds seeing this thread,like I can relate to all ur stories because I'm also an uber/taxify driver,I finished NYSC last year and decided to keep myself busy with this considering when I get a job or get enough money and buy my own car to drive on the platform because I tell u it isn't so fun driving on rental/delivery on a weekly basis,some babes ehn their forming no be here,and I swear down Lagos girls scare me,they've successfully changed my mindset about the female folk,I don't think I can believe in love ever,and from all ur comments mr Romeo,it's always about this females and Na because Na dem use am pass,I carry one girl today Na,from chevron to festac,my brethren I tell u,it was GOD that drove that car and not me,I don't even know how we got to our destination ,to make matters worse she sat down beside me in the front seat,mehn this babes should chill oo,our car no be their bedroom o,I'll post pics so u can see what I went through and pls don't min all these overzealous people who are quick to turn judge and jury criticizing u for taking pictures and talking about ur riders,as long as you don't mention their names or show their faces baba ur good to go,attached are the pics of that evil girl that made me go berserk today
grin grin grin grin that God say ur car no be manual...i no knw weda na gear u for dey change or na d laps u for d change... grin grin grin thats crazy

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by leonn(m): 5:08am On Mar 17, 2018
Mr Romeo3 you indeed a great and hilarious writer all this experience if written in a book will sell hot. I stumbled on this page and could not stop reading, started from first page to the very last now two things are judging me my wife cos I concentrated so much on this thread that I did not give her any attention secondly my conscience because as a Christian I have never read my Bible this long before, Kudos bro.

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by truffle: 7:30am On Mar 17, 2018
stacyadams:
grin grin grin grin that God say ur car no be manual...i no knw weda na gear u for dey change or na d laps u for d change... grin grin grin thats crazy
as in ehn,it's crazy,do u know I was stealing glances at the laps because at a point she had to raise her legs up and reclined the seat backwards so she could relax,I could see tht black spot that's always deep deep in the laps close to her freaking p*s*y,I was momentarily lost ,but I quickly focused my attention on the road,I no wan give LASEMA extra work that afternoon ,but mehn I think these girls Shoukd relax on these things ,because next time she might not be lucky to meet someone who can control himself .

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by doyinisaac(m): 8:34am On Mar 17, 2018
haryomikun:

I doubt she is... Runs girls don't learn nor do web design
lol...very funny statement,come to ajah and see runs girls working inside the bank and also doing ushers at house on the rock cathedral....

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by doyinisaac(m): 8:35am On Mar 17, 2018
This op is a good and funny writer though

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 8:36am On Mar 17, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 8:38am On Mar 17, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 8:39am On Mar 17, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 8:40am On Mar 17, 2018
INDUSTRIALFAN:
this cracked me up real good..... A computer engineer, an e-cab service partner and a damn good writer..... Nice one bro... I'm inspired....
cool
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 8:43am On Mar 17, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by stonecoldcafe: 8:55am On Mar 17, 2018
cochtrane:

+1
Chief, you need to stop asap taking pictures of the people you drive. It's just soooooo wrong on many levels.
I admire your writing and your humour. I actually did read a lot of your posts and found some entertaining even if I didn't like most. But you need to grow up and really respect your riders, not feign the respect. Taking pics of your riders, silently insulting them and openly doing it on Nairaland are not good ethics for your job. If Uber manages to find you, you can be sure they'll relieve you of your services. That of course is if one of your riders does not find you out and report you to Uber.


This was what I had in mind when I tried to find out (earlier on this same thread) if he wasn't worried he could be spotted by a passenger/Uber or Taxify.I mean Nairaland is not as anonymous as you'd like to think. Anyone could be reading, a staff or even a passenger who rode in your car.

Op posting start and end trip details, being overly specific about passengers you picked e.g owner of so and so place, posting your own picture (though you sensored it abit) posting passengers pictures...
I mean that's just pushing it. But then again, maybe you don't really care.

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by sinaj(f): 9:39am On Mar 17, 2018
truffle:
Bro I swear ehn,my happiness knows no bounds seeing this thread,like I can relate to all ur stories because I'm also an uber/taxify driver,I finished NYSC last year and decided to keep myself busy with this considering when I get a job or get enough money and buy my own car to drive on the platform because I tell u it isn't so fun driving on rental/delivery on a weekly basis,some babes ehn their forming no be here,and I swear down Lagos girls scare me,they've successfully changed my mindset about the female folk,I don't think I can believe in love ever,and from all ur comments mr Romeo,it's always about this females and Na because Na dem use am pass,I carry one girl today Na,from chevron to festac,my brethren I tell u,it was GOD that drove that car and not me,I don't even know how we got to our destination ,to make matters worse she sat down beside me in the front seat,mehn this babes should chill oo,our car no be their bedroom o,I'll post pics so u can see what I went through and pls don't min all these overzealous people who are quick to turn judge and jury criticizing u for taking pictures and talking about ur riders,as long as you don't mention their names or show their faces baba ur good to go,attached are the pics of that evil girl that made me go berserk today
hope u did the sign of the cross wen u dropped her off grin
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by truffle: 9:41am On Mar 17, 2018
sinaj:
hope u did the sign of the cross wen u dropped her off grin
lol I even add bible passage join

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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by Romeo3(m): 11:06am On Mar 17, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by gsparks01(m): 11:38am On Mar 17, 2018
@Romeo3 are cars with manual transmission used for this business?
Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by truffle: 12:12pm On Mar 17, 2018
Romeo3:
guuuuyyyyy!
u working today

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