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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by UDUJ(m): 7:50pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot

Never take anything you see on Nairaland serious.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Biglittlelois(f): 8:14pm On Apr 01, 2018
Lmao, i am (6) and that's cos my mum is a perfectionist, she believes in doing things herself, i learnt how to cook during nysc cos i stayed alone, now i'm just too good a cook smiley

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by IVORY2009(m): 8:20pm On Apr 01, 2018
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Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot
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shocked

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by khalhokage(m): 8:21pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:

I didn't find it funny. How can the op say 'poverty is sunk deeply in someone's system??' There are some things people shouldn't use to joke

Don't forget calling people, "kitchen imbecịles" and "village witches"

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Chubhie: 8:21pm On Apr 01, 2018
I confess that iam science student.
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Intrepid01(m): 8:21pm On Apr 01, 2018
BossLaifay:
I am number 2 with blend of number 4 tongue
Only me understands the pleasure of the salt in my food. Lol

Pls stop it, salt is dangerous to human health. On a long term basis, could initiate hypertension and other visceral ailments.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Ishilove: 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2018
khalhokage:


Don't forget calling people, "kitchen imbecịles" and "village witches"
And those too. It's annoying
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by joe4christ(m): 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:

I didn't find it funny. How can the op say 'poverty is sunk deeply in someone's system??' There are some things people shouldn't use to joke

Its obvious you're under number 8 category. Leave the OP alone, go learn some cooking skills and add up more value to yourself grin

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:23pm On Apr 01, 2018
Idiotic post.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Jackossky(m): 8:23pm On Apr 01, 2018
Those that are abusing the op (females oo) , hmmmm 1 minute silence for their husbands or husband-to-be
Truth be told, they can't cook. Like someone above.... *Emm emm* Clears throat.
I did not mention anyone's name oo

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by simbol(f): 8:23pm On Apr 01, 2018
Cooking is fun. I enjoyed cooking.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by obonujoker(m): 8:24pm On Apr 01, 2018
Calabar girls are the best cooks....

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by seunfly: 8:27pm On Apr 01, 2018
Chikita66:
Number 7, lmao grin.

This is about my mother-inlaw, right now I'm angry and my pocket is crying. She can complain for Africa, I normally buy cow head, tail and laps in the freezer, she complained about goat, I bought a whole goat put in the freezer, she complained about fish, I obliged and I bought smoked fish now she is complaining about periwinkles and snails. I'm just trying to be civil with her otherwise I will just blantly turn her down. I don't know why somebody can't not eat without fish, meat, goat meat, snail etc in the food. It is complain all the time.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Mcy56(f): 8:30pm On Apr 01, 2018
generaliy:

1. one cup of rice is to 25 litre of water, they do "swimming cassava flakes".
2. Dead Sea: Dangote salt recognises them yearly, they make the market boom.
3. Loud sounding cymbals: All noise and no substance, you can perceive the aroma of their foods from the Nigerian-Cameroon border, but that's where it ends, the taste will spoil your day and ruin your appetite.
6. Kitchen imbeciles:
7. Credit thrift and loans: their meals leaves your account balance weeping uncontrollably,
8. Village witches: Poverty is sunk deeply in their system, they are high performers with meals below 500 naira, they make local meals well, locust bean is their destiny partner, bitter leaf is always on the menu!.

I'm here to laugh, Nairalanders will not kee person cheesy cheesy grin

Number 2 and 3 is very true though. cheesy

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by anayolity: 8:30pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:

I didn't find it funny. How can the op say 'poverty is sunk deeply in someone's system??' There are some things people shouldn't use to joke

Madam wetin dey worry you sef.... as everybody dey pet you make you relax you no go hear word..
He didn't insult you even when you did...

Some of una too mumu for this forum sef.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by IamaNigerianGuy(m): 8:31pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot

How so ?
He described all the different types of female cooks. It is no secret that most women of this generation cant cook.
Why shoot the messenger ?

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Darey00(m): 8:34pm On Apr 01, 2018
This OP is high on over salted beans lol... hahaha laffing so hard here..

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by kullozone(m): 8:34pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot

This one don finally enter market. I used to see her comments before and it wasn't this bad. It's a pity the way we lose people in this world sha... Smh smiley

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:36pm On Apr 01, 2018
Wh you go get prick no sabi cook? Is that not a curse?
ladiesreject:


Lol.
I like this.
But why you go get toto you no go sabi cook? Shey dem do you?
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by meritadavize1(m): 8:36pm On Apr 01, 2018
[color=#770077][/color] congratulations to me as I don reg on nairaland.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2018
Tednersy:
I am a combination of Dead Sea, Mixed Spices and Kitchen slowpoke. Lethal just lethal. I will marry a man that can cook. It's not a woman's place to cook. I don't mind marrying a chef. tongue
Just like it's not a man's place to satisfy ur cravings in bed right?

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by sawdi: 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot

Lol e pain am grin

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:40pm On Apr 01, 2018
tunezvic:
Holy Ghost fire.. I bind you in chisus name.. This one go kill person.

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:41pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ishilove:
The person who wrote this is an idiot. A sexist idiot

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by IreneEloho(f): 8:41pm On Apr 01, 2018
I swear this just made my day...lol

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by sawdi: 8:42pm On Apr 01, 2018
BossLaifay:
I am number 2 with blend of number 4 tongue
Only me understands the pleasure of the salt in my food. Lol

Your liver understand the pleasure too. It will let you know in due time if you don't repent. angry

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by abimic(m): 8:43pm On Apr 01, 2018
Jodha should take the front seat here.... Let's do some teachings, let me teach her how to cook.
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:48pm On Apr 01, 2018
spyglaxx:
I taught my wife how to cook stew. Nobody cooks better than me. I have now discovered ordinary cooking can scatter marriages.
You are a wise man

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2018
OdikwaRisky:
Wh you go get prick no sabi cook? Is that not a curse?

I tell you say I no sabi cook?
If you like no go learn how to cook, de dea de hawk your toto up and down

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Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by Nobody: 8:51pm On Apr 01, 2018
lefulefu:
The day i ate my friend's girlfriend beans i almost regretted my lifecheesy. The beans seed that was half done go one side... Red oil oil looking like the redsea also pack goin one side. And when u taste the beans na so d salt content for d beans just dey tingle ur teethcheesy.its like she pour two sacks of dangote's iodized salt inside the beans. Chai! Wen i taste two spoons of the endtime beans na so i tell my guy dat i am ok...make i no go get running stomachcheesy. Guys with girlfriends or wives dat don't know how to cook..biko teach dem how to cook make dem no fall una hands..its importantcheesy.
grin grin grin
Re: Women And Their Cooking Styles (before You Say I Do) by luminouz(m): 8:53pm On Apr 01, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Lmao, i am (6) and that's cos my mum is a perfectionist, she believes in doing things herself, i learnt how to cook during nysc cos i stayed alone, now i'm just too good a cook smiley
Lemme coman confirm jor
Can u pound yam too

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