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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by UDUJ(m): 12:15pm On Apr 08, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
as much as the OP is right, and can come up with all the how/what/why toto get loose and tittays are sagging, she failed to focus on the main issue here.... and that is... aka slack toto and saggy boobs are a complete turm off, and the reason WHY they ended up that way is irrelevant to us men.

no excuses are needed for saggy boobs and widen cooty cat, as men will still look down on them.

grin Are you sure we are not related? We think alike bro cheesy
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by J2381: 12:15pm On Apr 08, 2018
Shroud:


You ever been in a car under a heavy thunderstorm and blinding rain? You can't even see the next 10 feet ahead of you?

So you wind up your windows, switch on your AC and set it to defrost the windshield and you put on your favourite song and the journey continues? You're in the presence of two worlds: one chaotic and violent and troublesome; the other quiet, serene, comfortable and beyond reason.

The sheer feeling of being separated form the outside world by doors of that car and wrapped in letter as the car cuts through the rain noiselessly taking you through and through your destination in total oblivion of the reality in the real world...

Bro...that's the feeling I get when I'm inside a pussy. I never want to be out. The world's just dead outside!
Awesome!!!!

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by ubunja(m): 12:16pm On Apr 08, 2018
ubunja:
Wide Open Pvssy = Too Much Fvcking
Saggy Boobs = Too Much Squeezing.

fvck anything else.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Opentokwowledge: 12:16pm On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy:


Flawed, if a guy has a micro pen!$ then there's no way the girl isn't going to notice except she chooses not to voice out her observation in order not to deflate the guy's over boosted ego. Forget bout how decent or not a lady is, if a pen!$ is a micro size then satisfaction derivation is gonna be minimal or absent completely.

Since your mama born you, have you ever encountered a micro peniss before?
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by naturalwaves: 12:19pm On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy:


There is nothing like special elasticity. The muscles relax during childbirth and this is caused by hormones, oxytocin majorly.

Oxytocin is also responsible for contractions and shrinking of the vagina walls back to it's normal size before delivery.
So, what's the difference between this and what I said with respect to hormonal changes? During pregnancy, won't the production of such hormone be heightened? Do you have the same oxytocin level right now as a woman that's about to give birth ?undecided If you relax your muscles now, will you have the same kind of elasticity like a pregnant woman? undecided I can't believe you do not understand this very basic, simple explanation.

Mimzyy:

A baby's head is naturally meant to come out of the vagina and not inserted back into the vagina, that's dumb for anyone to even think of.
When you know it is dumb, why did you compare it to the penis? Does the penis come from the inside or from the outside. It is dumb to make the comparison in the first place since they go on opposite sides. Moreover, by my analogy, I meant that you should try something as big as a baby's head and not necessarily a baby's head. Incase you do not still understand, what it means is that in the absence of the necessary hormonal changes, a virginal won't take anything like you assumed.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Flowers95: 12:19pm On Apr 08, 2018
ubunja:
the only angry thing is that borehole between your legs.
but sir you spend your days thinking, masturbating and lusting for it. are you not a chronic masturbator sir? I’m sure the borehole jumps into your head whilst in the act smiley unfortunately my ‘borehole’ belongs to a man who paid and worked to have it. have a lovely day x

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by UDUJ(m): 12:22pm On Apr 08, 2018
ubunja:
Wide Open Pvssy = Too Much Fvcking
Saggy Boobs = Too Much Squeezing.

fvck anything else.

Mah brother from another mother grin

Truth be told Humble breasts (downward facing boobs) and borehole vijayjays will always be a huge turnoff.

Fvck all these your explanations. cheesy
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by J2381: 12:22pm On Apr 08, 2018
Shroud:
she knows because the dick didn't scrap the walls properly or didn't travel the distance.
How does she know? Because another dick had been there before?
grin grin
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 12:22pm On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy:


Stop forming stupid familiarity, I dont know u outside d shores of NL and I don't wana. You sound like a broken guitar u know? Stop derailing the thread. If you have nothing meaningful to say then quietly f*ck off jare.
If you are not careful.... and keep quiet I will not only burst your bubble...but ensure that you deactivate this moniker. I won't pussyfoot with you no more.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by ubunja(m): 12:23pm On Apr 08, 2018
Flowers95:
but sir you spend your days thinking, masturbating and lusting for it. are you not a chronic masturbator sir? I’m sure the borehole jumps into your head whilst in the act smiley unfortunately my ‘borehole’ belongs to a man who paid and worked to have it. have a lovely day x
you think the pvssies i masturbate to are borehole pvssy? silly brainless loser

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 12:24pm On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:

Ignore them jare. Maybe they think we are sex starved and would come here to like their azzholes. When I see rubbish, I call it rubbish. Mimzyy has good topics but this is skewed tho it could have been informative if not for some misinformation she threw
Don't mind her. It's better I ignore her...cos if I don't she'd be very hurt.... damaged and destroyed.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by UDUJ(m): 12:26pm On Apr 08, 2018
ubunja:

you think the pvssies i masturbate to are borehole pvssy? silly brainless loser

grin grin cheesy The folly. Ignore that dimwit bro. Who in his right senses will start masturbating to a borehole pussy when there are millions of low mileage tighter ones? grin cheesy
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Flowers95: 12:26pm On Apr 08, 2018
ubunja:

you think the pvssies i masturbate to are borehole pvssy? silly brainless loser
but all women have borehole vaginas if they’re not virgins right? Or are their exceptions now sir? All women are dogs, and hoes. #teamvirgins #iwillnotmarryanon-virgin. kiss
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2018
NuttygalB:


So you have been there before to know that undecided

Kiss and tell? No!
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Nobody: 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:

If you are not careful.... and keep quiet I will not only burst your bubble...but ensure that you deactivate this moniker. I won't pussyfoot with you no more.

Please fvck off!
You have been giving warning since.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(f): 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2018
grin Interesting
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by naturalwaves: 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2018
Mimzyy:


Flawed, if a guy has a micro pen!$ then there's no way the girl isn't going to notice except she chooses not to voice out her observation in order not to deflate the guy's over boosted ego. Forget bout how decent or not a lady is, if a pen!$ is a micro size then satisfaction derivation is gonna be minimal or absent completely.

micro? Do you know what micro is? I doubt if more than 3% of Nigerian men have such thing as a micro penis. Moreover, don't let us change the narrative. For those with a micro penis, there is nothing to be ashamed of and there is no ego to be deflated. They met it like that and no need to be ashamed. Telling someone he has a micro penis makes no sense. It makes no sense not because of the ego thing but because that's not within his capacity. Same thing goes for ladies with no booty, no breast, nothing. That's what nature gave to them. This does not also mean that people aren't entitled to their preferences. I may like well rounded ladies for example but it will be senseless of me to mock less endowed ones or point it out to them. However, the same cannot be said of slacked viginals. Nature does not give anyone a slacked virginal. Lifestyle basically does even though other factors can come into play.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Nobody: 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:


Kiss and tell? No!

Fvck off!
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by CAPSLOCKED: 12:29pm On Apr 08, 2018
naturalwaves:

I wonder why these lots are banking on hearsay rather than from experience. That's the problem with Nigeria. Too much theory and no practical. Leave them alone.

I watch Dr. Shevi's video alot on YouTube. He is the no 1 open heart surgeon in the world. He has done more than 15,000 open heart surgeries in his hospital in India and he once said that, if you give him medical exams and theory etc, he may fail but you bring a heart in front of him and watch him do wonders with his hands. He was castigating medical schools for too much of theory and exam passing rather than too much of practicals. Rather than these ones asking you what your experience is or to shed more lights from a guy's perspective, they are busy arguing.

WOMEN ARGUE TOO MUCH.. GETTING THE SUN TO FIT IN YOUR POCKETS IS MUCH EASIER THAN GETTING A WOMAN TO ACCEPT THAT SHE'S WRONG.

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Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(f): 12:29pm On Apr 08, 2018
Mynd44 pls help o.

Derailers on the prowl.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by HardMirror(m): 12:30pm On Apr 08, 2018
Jazzlite:

Don't mind her. It's better I ignore her...cos if I don't she'd be very hurt.... damaged and destroyed.
Actually, u need to stop taking it personal.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by fucktoto: 12:32pm On Apr 08, 2018
DaddyKross:
It's wrong to body shame them but it's fair to tag us "One minute men"


Mtcheew

or pencil dick..

the irony.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Mimzyy(f): 12:33pm On Apr 08, 2018
naturalwaves:

micro? Do you know what micro is? I doubt if more than 3% of Nigerian men have such thing as a micro penis. Moreover, don't let us change the narrative. For those with a micro penis, there is nothing to be ashamed of and there is no ego to be deflated. They met it like that and no need to be ashamed. Telling someone he has a micro penis makes no sense. It makes no sense not because of the ego thing but because that's not within his capacity. Same thing goes for ladies with no booty, no breast, nothing. That's what nature gave to them. This does not also mean that people aren't entitled to their preferences. I may like well rounded ladies for example but it will be senseless of me to mock less endowed ones or point it out to them. However, the same cannot be said of slacked viginals. Nature does not give anyone a slacked virginal. Lifestyle basically does even though other factors can come into play.

Cool.
Re: On Saggy Boobs And 'loose' Vaginas. by Jazzlite: 12:33pm On Apr 08, 2018
HardMirror:

Actually, u need to stop taking it personal.
She's a daughter I am fond of. She's pardoned.

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