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anonymuz:
bro we need dB to ask him more questions

Adasun:
don't get u

Paradigm777:
Dnt mind me bro; Just messing with you.

NovusHomo:
Oh yes I UNDERSTAND COMPREHENSION (understand understanding). Its your use of the English language that is incomprehensible. OLODO.

Okay because your Primary Education is poor, you never did Comprehension, if you did, you would know how to decipher the statement of others, you would know how to differentiate a stupid write up from an informative one, you would pass GMAT, you would be employable

Your road far my guy, it goes beyond calling someone Olodo on social media, cause what has just happened right now is the proverbial pointing one finger at someone with the others pointed at you

Your Olodo is x4

Please comprehend that I didn't abuse you, you did it all to yourself, EWU

enohoefe:
My nigga leave the OP, don’t mind him. You go to a country where the government is spoon feeding you and you come to nairaland wishing to oppress real hustlers. Like what the heck will you tell ladies to PM you over common Australia? Damn! Well, I’m to big to drag you sha. But next time, hold your side well before coming to the public to show off. For future reference, keep your receipts in your pocket because that’s some people’s toothbrush money. No vex

selflessmaya:
i take it my post's been read. good!

BiafranDel:
exactly where this issue is coming from i think. i believe its the difference between those that are migrating to get a formal job with professional certificate and the normal "street" immigrant hustlers. please let me clear my posts. me going with malaysia is purely based on the environment in which normal street immigrant hustlers would make it easier which happens to be the side were majority of naija immigrants fall into. for those with professional certificate looking for a formal job, then countries like australia might be the best for them but streetwise bro i go 4 malaysia

VeeVeeMyLuv:
the streets he posted are in Australian villages not the capital o,

But in naija you can only find such in FCT Abuja only!

WHY!!!

selflessmaya:
i actually understand what the dude is trying to say, most nigerians in diaspora only "claim rich" cos they earn in foreign currency, so, in nigeria, they are rich but where they earn & stay, they're below or exactly middle class. this is cos most diaspora countries do not encourage entrepreneurship in nigerians, the prevailing class are the civil servants who work for a salary, they make their salary, get by and send money home to maybe try and build house in their hometown or for commercial rent somewhere.
malaysia, china, dubai etc(asian & middle eastern countries) are the regions where many nigerians go to and can start up their own thing and become tycoons if that makes sense. they can actually live lavish home & abroad. import export headquaters for everything coming into nigeria is mostly asia(human hair, clothes, electronics) niqqas who hammer can hammer better in asia.
in terms of development and oyiboness, australia is ahead of malaysia but in terms of self-driven success by regions, nigerians in malaysia china japan qatar & dubai have more bread-making opportunities and are mostly richer, take it or leave it. whether what they're doing there is pure or not is irrelevant to this discussion, the fact is that europe & australia are not places for hustlers, just those who want the obodo oyibo experience, want to leave naija and want to earn in euros or pounds.
canada & the US are the "safe" countries, in the sense that hustlers can thrive there and civil workers are there in numbers. making it there is easier than say UK or australia or new zealand, u can almost only excel as a civil servant in these 3 places & the pay is not as crazy as nigerians think plus they still pay bills in oyibo currency, so, they're making it and they're giving it mostly back.



@OP pls respect yourself, this thread is an embarrassment, stop embarrassing yourself, the quest hotel u posted for a so-called "first class" experience is quest apartment hotel in south wales australia with going rate of $120 per night which is N40k in naira and that is nothing compared to the cost of hotels in high end ABJ or LAG and niqqas drop money there day in day out and they dont feel it sef. now, for a person earning in Aus$ . .. $120 should be nothing if you're making big bucks!!!
and nigerians are so easy to fool, take pics of a tiny hotel bed that looks 3 star at most and photos of yankee streets and they'll believe anything.
as for babes, ppl who have lived in oyibo land will verify that to take photo with white girls is easier than ABC, just go to a club on friday and buy them drinks and about 6 chicks will rally around u, peck u, flash b00obs and take 1 million pics of fun times but it ends there, they're not going anywhere with u and many ppl know this, except if u go to tacky areas, then you're broke and the ugly fatties will follow u home. u want to show u're this crooner playboy u claim u are, the only proof is to floss your toys, but you're posting pics u took at the fvcking subway, taking pics of hotel rooms when u could have flossed your high-rise apartment. if u are living the legal hushpuppi life, it would show, only ppl who are poor and resident in nigeria and not very well off to travel will fall for this mess.
you're not accustomed to the good life OP and it shows, this is new to u and it went straight to your head and it isnt even all that, calm down! yes, even if u are washing toilets in yankee, niqqas will still be on your case to see if you can help them get to that side and girls will still gas u up for the same reason, all na wash and it's inherent human selfishness, they're going after their own gain.
and no ffs OP, australia has always been a civilized place to stay but no one in UK or US wants to move to australia, it's a dead end, it's cut off from all the others and far AF, ppl in australia wish to get green card and migrate to where life is happening.
i think most nigerians who are not well-traveled do not understand how common & cheap basic things are outside nigeria, for example we know how cheap electricity, internet and other basic things are outside compared to naija, same with life in general, that is why an uber driver in germany can go to low class german restaurants and take pics and it will look like they're balling because low class in germany gets basic things and the restaurant will still look posh-ish compared to what counts as a low class restaurant in naija.
i'm making this long post because i know desperation is ugly, i dont want some unfortunate boys & girls to go embarass themselves or put up with humiliation cos they think u can give them a come up, real ballers OP show off a lot but refuse to be reached, they are used to ppl asking them and they are tired, yet here u are on nairaland asking to be messaged, trying to tease ppl with bare minimum to have your ego stroked wtf. Aswear op just got served!!no beefing o,but I was trying soo hard to see the relationship between the topic and the content but someone just made me stop the search,now I can sleep
no one is saying you're not getting laid in aussie, i'm just saying that the average guy in 3rd yr in uniport who is fine boy-ish and has an ugly car is getting more pussy than u, so in terms of playboy-ness, u're not even there. on top of that, u dont have that insane yankee cash and it shows. acting like u never have anything good. for god's sake, AUSTRALIA IS BORING AF, i have been there many times and i couldnt wait to get the hell out, it has no social life, evrything is just meh, compared to MIAMI, LAS VEGAS, CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, even annoying TORONTO and rainy boring LONDON is better than the most happening place in aussie and for u to brag about flexing in SYDNEY, my guy u really havent been around much.
this is a feel good thread u made cos of whatever u're going thru at the moment to remind yourself that no matter what you're better off cos you're in obodo oyibo. stop it! it's embarrassing..
yes this is very long and i wrote it very long cos i can imagine the type of person this is, ppl who DM him will humiliate the hell out of themselves for his pleasure cos that's just what he wants to have his ass kissed for bare minimum. it's ok if someone wants to share his everyday life in yankee, i can understand that, some dude did his own for going to study in russia and it was like a journal or so, no one was expecting him to floss and post a ferrari, just a life diary, he even posted his snap, no one judged him. but this one is out here with an aggrandized title and nothing to show for it. a very sub-conscious pepper dem gang mentality going on in his lil mind and he has nothing to show for it, OP effizzy is easy to prove, show us pics of the trips u take, your rides, your crib, girls chilling with u in exotic locations with indisputable proof that you're the one, u dont even need to show face. for all we know u might be a hotel staff who makes beds. who does this niqqa think he's talking to? it's shocking how little some ppl think of nigerians, like a meal of french fries is supposed to impress?? fix it jesus!


i didnt even read all the pages before i commented cos OP was too cringe but now that i have gone thru it, we have some really sharp ppl on NL, HERE ARE SOME SMART PPL ON THIS THREAD WHO CAUGHT UP TO OP'S NONSENSE FAST AND CALLED HIM OUT IMMEDIATELY:

selflessmaya:
i actually understand what the dude is trying to say, most nigerians in diaspora only "claim rich" cos they earn in foreign currency, so, in nigeria, they are rich but where they earn & stay, they're below or exactly middle class. this is cos most diaspora countries do not encourage entrepreneurship in nigerians, the prevailing class are the civil servants who work for a salary, they make their salary, get by and send money home to maybe try and build house in their hometown or for commercial rent somewhere.
malaysia, china, dubai etc(asian & middle eastern countries) are the regions where many nigerians go to and can start up their own thing and become tycoons if that makes sense. they can actually live lavish home & abroad. import export headquaters for everything coming into nigeria is mostly asia(human hair, clothes, electronics) niqqas who hammer can hammer better in asia.
in terms of development and oyiboness, australia is ahead of malaysia but in terms of self-driven success by regions, nigerians in malaysia china japan qatar & dubai have more bread-making opportunities and are mostly richer, take it or leave it. whether what they're doing there is pure or not is irrelevant to this discussion, the fact is that europe & australia are not places for hustlers, just those who want the obodo oyibo experience, want to leave naija and want to earn in euros or pounds.
canada & the US are the "safe" countries, in the sense that hustlers can thrive there and civil workers are there in numbers. making it there is easier than say UK or australia or new zealand, u can almost only excel as a civil servant in these 3 places & the pay is not as crazy as nigerians think plus they still pay bills in oyibo currency, so, they're making it and they're giving it mostly back.



@OP pls respect yourself, this thread is an embarrassment, stop embarrassing yourself, the quest hotel u posted for a so-called "first class" experience is quest apartment hotel in south wales australia with going rate of $120 per night which is N40k in naira and that is nothing compared to the cost of hotels in high end ABJ or LAG and niqqas drop money there day in day out and they dont feel it sef. now, for a person earning in Aus$ . .. $120 should be nothing if you're making big bucks!!!
and nigerians are so easy to fool, take pics of a tiny hotel bed that looks 3 star at most and photos of yankee streets and they'll believe anything.
as for babes, ppl who have lived in oyibo land will verify that to take photo with white girls is easier than ABC, just go to a club on friday and buy them drinks and about 6 chicks will rally around u, peck u, flash b00obs and take 1 million pics of fun times but it ends there, they're not going anywhere with u and many ppl know this, except if u go to tacky areas, then you're broke and the ugly fatties will follow u home. u want to show u're this crooner playboy u claim u are, the only proof is to floss your toys, but you're posting pics u took at the fvcking subway, taking pics of hotel rooms when u could have flossed your high-rise apartment. if u are living the legal hushpuppi life, it would show, only ppl who are poor and resident in nigeria and not very well off to travel will fall for this mess.
you're not accustomed to the good life OP and it shows, this is new to u and it went straight to your head and it isnt even all that, calm down! yes, even if u are washing toilets in yankee, niqqas will still be on your case to see if you can help them get to that side and girls will still gas u up for the same reason, all na wash and it's inherent human selfishness, they're going after their own gain.
and no ffs OP, australia has always been a civilized place to stay but no one in UK or US wants to move to australia, it's a dead end, it's cut off from all the others and far AF, ppl in australia wish to get green card and migrate to where life is happening.
i think most nigerians who are not well-traveled do not understand how common & cheap basic things are outside nigeria, for example we know how cheap electricity, internet and other basic things are outside compared to naija, same with life in general, that is why an uber driver in germany can go to low class german restaurants and take pics and it will look like they're balling because low class in germany gets basic things and the restaurant will still look posh-ish compared to what counts as a low class restaurant in naija.
i'm making this long post because i know desperation is ugly, i dont want some unfortunate boys & girls to go embarass themselves or put up with humiliation cos they think u can give them a come up, real ballers OP show off a lot but refuse to be reached, they are used to ppl asking them and they are tired, yet here u are on nairaland asking to be messaged, trying to tease ppl with bare minimum to have your ego stroked wtf.
no one is saying you're not getting laid in aussie, i'm just saying that the average guy in 3rd yr in uniport who is fine boy-ish and has an ugly car is getting more pussy than u, so in terms of playboy-ness, u're not even there. on top of that, u dont have that insane yankee cash and it shows. acting like u never have anything good. for god's sake, AUSTRALIA IS BORING AF, i have been there many times and i couldnt wait to get the hell out, it has no social life, evrything is just meh, compared to MIAMI, LAS VEGAS, CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, even annoying TORONTO and rainy boring LONDON is better than the most happening place in aussie and for u to brag about flexing in SYDNEY, my guy u really havent been around much.
this is a feel good thread u made cos of whatever u're going thru at the moment to remind yourself that no matter what you're better off cos you're in obodo oyibo. stop it! it's embarrassing..
yes this is very long and i wrote it very long cos i can imagine the type of person this is, ppl who DM him will humiliate the hell out of themselves for his pleasure cos that's just what he wants to have his ass kissed for bare minimum. it's ok if someone wants to share his everyday life in yankee, i can understand that, some dude did his own for going to study in russia and it was like a journal or so, no one was expecting him to floss and post a ferrari, just a life diary, he even posted his snap, no one judged him. but this one is out here with an aggrandized title and nothing to show for it. a very sub-conscious pepper dem gang mentality going on in his lil mind and he has nothing to show for it, OP effizzy is easy to prove, show us pics of the trips u take, your rides, your crib, girls chilling with u in exotic locations with indisputable proof that you're the one, u dont even need to show face. for all we know u might be a hotel staff who makes beds. who does this niqqa think he's talking to? it's shocking how little some ppl think of nigerians, like a meal of french fries is supposed to impress?? fix it jesus!


i didnt even read all the pages before i commented cos OP was too cringe but now that i have gone thru it, we have some really sharp ppl on NL, HERE ARE SOME SMART PPL ON THIS THREAD WHO CAUGHT UP TO OP'S NONSENSE FAST AND CALLED HIM OUT IMMEDIATELY:

Omololu2121:
leave those ones saying rubbish,once they travel to the two country they will understand you better.

#owonikoko#

EmmyDJourno:
Okay because your Primary Education is poor, you never did Comprehension, if you did, you would know how to decipher the statement of others, you would know how to differentiate a stupid write up from an informative one, you would pass GMAT, you would be employable

[b]Your road far my guy, it goes beyond calling someone Olodo on social media, cause what has just happened right now is the proverbial pointing one finger at someone with the others pointed at you

Your Olodo is x4

Please comprehend that I didn't abuse you, you did it all to yourself, EWU [/b]

Comprehension? Comprehension of what? Your road IS far.

EmmyDJourno:
Okay because your Primary Education is poor, you never did Comprehension, if you did, you would know how to decipher the statement of others, you would know how to differentiate a stupid write up from an informative one, you would pass GMAT, you would be employable

[b]Your road far my guy, it goes beyond calling someone Olodo on social media, cause what has just happened right now is the proverbial pointing one finger at someone with the others pointed at you

Your Olodo is x4

Please comprehend that I didn't abuse you, you did it all to yourself, EWU [/b]

Comprehension? Comprehension of what? Abuse? Did you mean INSULT?


Your road IS far. Very far.

mikolo80:
may you be duped of your kokolowo

enohoefe:
My nigga leave the OP, don’t mind him. You go to a country where the government is spoon feeding you and you come to nairaland wishing to oppress real hustlers. Like what the heck will you tell ladies to PM you over common Australia? Damn! Well, I’m to big to drag you sha. But next time, hold your side well before coming to the public to show off. For future reference, keep your receipts in your pocket because that’s some people’s toothbrush money. No vex

AussiePlayboy:
You must be having comprehension problems. Where did I mention that I am doing a diploma?. Even saying I am a hotel staff. What next will he come up with? Your hate runs too deep, you even didn't see where I posted a review request from my stay last weekend (on page 3). See the verbose comment, all because you re looking for an angle to draw your hate from. This is bad man, this is bad. I am wondering whether you need to be checked up... I really don't have to prove anything to you but know that hating is bad. For your information, I am typing this from a suite in Mantra hotel at Canberra. Better than whatever miserable mosquito filled existence you ll be ranting from. I ll be here till Saturday. You can cry for all I care, just know that I am not the cause of your misfortunes.
P. S Stop quoting figures up from your ass, Quest is not 40k and 40k per night isn't as cheap as you make it sound ... Look below

AussiePlayboy:
You must be having comprehension problems. Where did I mention that I am doing a diploma?. Even saying I am a hotel staff. What next will he come up with? Your hate runs too deep, you even didn't see where I posted a review request from my stay last weekend (on page 3). See the verbose comment, all because you re looking for an angle to draw your hate from. This is bad man, this is bad. I am wondering whether you need to be checked up... I really don't have to prove anything to you but know that hating is bad. For your information, I am typing this from a suite in Mantra hotel at Canberra. Better than whatever miserable mosquito filled existence you ll be ranting from. I ll be here till Saturday. You can cry for all I care, just know that I am not the cause of your misfortunes.
P. S Stop quoting figures up from your ass, Quest is not 40k and 40k per night isn't as cheap as you make it sound ... Look below

selflessmaya:
haha i'm done replying OP,
our dear OP here is 24 yrs old, just left naija a yr ago, magically has permanent residence and is a seasoned playboy crooner scoring chicks left and right who is still butthurt & dragging girls from his NYSC days, and not one lie was detected, we believe it all. lmao

https://www.closerscafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/giphy-11-iloveimg-compressed.gif

saintjoel:
Can we chat through WhatsApp or email, +2348062948193 or jelad.venturess@gmail.com

AussiePlayboy:
Sure, but for what particular reasons?

Omololu2121:
sense is far from you

,where did you see "duped" in what you quoted

...you mumu I swear

Owonikoko was a song by davido around 2016

mikolo80:
as it is far from your father abi?

you that is supporting 419 and yahoo and drug dealing
no be only street hustling

like your papa ba
not your faul
let's say your father used you to do ritual for money you will not be vomitting rubbish

Omololu2121:
I can see you're truly senseless cause I don't know where in my post I'm supporting all what you listed up there

I blame myself 4 replying a dumb swine like you sha,I won't even read your senseless comment again not to talk of replying your foolish rant boy

Now GTFO dumb fool

NovusHomo:
Comprehension? Comprehension of what? Abuse? Did you mean INSULT?


Your road IS far. Very far.

At this point, I believe I'm in a conversation with a toddler

Roll in your mud boy

You are so lost, Google can't even find you

tomalin:
I am not going to comment on the diary of the Australian playboy bachelor with this post , but will rather try to clear the air for some arguments that has been going on , on if Australia is a better place to migrate to or a place like Malaysia . And am only going to make an argument for Australia as I don't know nothing about Malaysia .

The argument for Australia which is based purely on my opinion and experience is that it is a place to settle and make good , clean and legal fortunes no matter the industry you find yourself .

As it is now the minimum wage in Australia (hourly) is 26AUD , this I believe cuts across all the states , and this rate will go up (penalty rates) depending on the time of the day and the day of the week . On Sundays and public holidays , this rate can potentially get to over 50AUD . So , if an immigrant decides to work in the aged care or disability (which is a sector where you find a lots of foreigners including Nigerians ) , such could potentially be making btw 750-1000 AUD per week . Cost of living is not really low to be honest , but , hey you make a lot of money that at the end you should be able to knock off the cost of living if you know what you are doing , own a house , raise a family . And I have used these sectors because the entry barrier is close to nothing .

For Nigerians that want to relocate to Australia , there are 2 main options .

1. The point based immigration system , but you have to be a professional , have your occupation listed or sponsored by a state or territory .

2. As a student . Advantage , you can easily be absorbed into the workforce with an Australian qualification . see http://www.afroaussieforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=101

They have tightened the rules and lots of changes have taken place on immigration lately because of terrorism .

I have read about the guys arguing for a place like Malaysia say , its easy for any normal guy to settle and hustle and they've used words like street smart as well . My thinking on that is that some of the things they refer to , you simply can't do those things in Australia and Australia really does not look like where all comers can easily migrate to .

Another truth is that there are lots of professionals (foreigners) particularly from 3rd world's like Nigeria that are unable to get a job in their chosen profession (the reasons for that will take another post )and end up in sectors like the ones I have highlighted above . But trust me they are living a very , very decent and very comfortable life better than people in the same sectors in most of other developed countries .

The last couple of years has actually seen lots of Europeans and North Americans migrating to Australia because of the pay rate and because with their experience , they are easily more absorbed into the Australian workforce than say migrants from third world countries .

It is easy to say Australia is boring for someone that has lived in US , some European countries , Malaysia and even Lagos . The reason is simple , Australia with its huge land mass ( a state like WA is actually like 3 times of Nigeria in land mass ) has a population that is nearly the same as Lagos , mostly concentrated in the big cities , and only during working hours and people live mostly in suburbs.

For those that have tried to argue that Australians are in Malaysia , one of reasons for this is simple , Aussies are very carefree , like to have fun and also can be very reckless . They don't mind getting a loan to travel around (I have seen people do that and the passport can take them to lots of countries ) , they can work for some time resign and just get out from the country come back whenever they want to and the system will take care of them , they don't bother themselves about what we bother ourselves on and wherever they go they know their country has got their back . Lately there has been an influx of Australian men (older) in Asia looking for younger Asian women , reason , Aussie women have dealt with lots of their men (another long story )

So , its up to anybody to decide where you wanna go and seek your greener pasture . When you make up your mind, I say "good on you " . and all the best .

And if you are in Australia or you are thinking one day of coming , this is the place to be www.afroaussieforum.com

AussiePlayboy:
Thread has obviously been derailed by your back and front argument. Besides, I ve decided not to post any further pictures protraying anything ostentatious. One thing which is sure is that hate is bad for the soul.
Cheers mate

AussiePlayboy:
Sure, but for what particular reasons?

enohoefe:
Yes he did, sometimes read about countries before you say what you don’t know. Do you know how many Australians are living in Malaysia? I live in Malay and I have seen lots of Australians, life is boring over there, Malaysia is super dope. Malaysia is much more bigger and more beautiful than you think. They have the best malls in the world and rated one of the highest tourist countries. So next time, try to read before you open your ignorance to the world.

AussiePlayboy:
Today, I just decided to open a thread which I will look back at in 10 years time. I came to aussie at a very young age as a permanent resident and so far, its been some experience so far. Walahi... You know what I miss the most in naija?.. Food? Not much,
family, a bit, the lifestyle? Iffahear ... Omo, Its the babes.. Chai... The babes . All those sweet black girls we use to chyke then. It is well, now they re loving back from a distance See how I run whenever I hear a naija event is happening. Even if I no sabi anybody, I must go to. Living abroad is good, but noone tells you the boring part of it.
.
My first month was good, got a job for a start, paying the bills and bought a car and then I started receiving parking and driving fines (e no go better for the official wey fine me). Multiple fines at once. Twaz when it dawned on me that omo, the government here could be ruthless while smiling at you.

Edit.
Obviously the thread has been massively derailed.
Well the beauty in disguise is that its taught me a big lesson about hate. Damn! Humans can hate. How can someone just be taking panadol from the front of a computer screen cos of my thread. Anyway, beautiful thing is that being a faceless forum, I know the hate comments are just a propagation of what they ll usually feel, yet pretend in real life.

ceecee0703:
Bro please I sent you a pm, I need a small clarification on some issue ASAP.