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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:33am On Apr 20, 2018
meneski:
...oboy na me get dis word oh... Thank you so much.
Don Meneski!

If i were a lexicographer, i would had added Meneski as a synonym to Motivation. cheesy

Awish i dey compile words for dictionary ehn, Meneski for mean ginger.

I greet you, specially!
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:30am On Apr 21, 2018
"IF YOU DO NOT SEE RICHES IN YOUR 'IMAGINATIONS' YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM IN UR 'BANK BALANCE' "

I think Wealth cos, i'm WEALTH.
cheesy
ABP(Always Be Positive)

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meneski(m): 11:46am On Apr 21, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
Don Meneski!

If i were a lexicographer, i would had added Meneski as a synonym to Motivation. cheesy

Awish i dey compile words for dictionary ehn, Meneski for mean ginger.

I greet you, specially!
oboy, see as u de make my head dey swell upandan... Na man u be.
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by itsandi(m): 4:19pm On Apr 21, 2018
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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by joshuamoses101(m): 8:45am On Apr 23, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
Last last, i have learnt how to make Peanut.

Ingredients:
flour
small seed g/nut
Kings g/nut oil
Sugar
Salt
Milk flavour or Milk(optional)
Water
A deep bowl (for easy rolling)
Stamina

cheesy

na my secret recepee you dey give out for free here so abi
if I talk now you will now say I have come again with your moimoi face
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:54am On Apr 23, 2018
joshuamoses101:
na my secret recepee you dey give out for free here so abi
if I talk now you will now say I have come again with your moimoi face
Merlin, if i say you don't have sense now, you wee think l'm beefing you.
cheesy

Brodaly, nor be my mouth(post) you go tey hear(see) say you nor well.
lipsrsealed
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by joshuamoses101(m): 9:13am On Apr 23, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
Merlin, if i say you don't have sense now, you wee think l'm beefing you.
cheesy

Brodaly, nor be my mouth(post) you go tey hear(see) say you nor well.
lipsrsealed
no worry you dey get bad mouth abi I go deal with you

shabi you Sabi that endorsement when I Wan give you so?,I go use soak garri
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:01am On Apr 23, 2018
joshuamoses101:
no worry you dey get bad mouth abi I go deal with you

shabi you Sabi that endorsement when I Wan give you so?,I go use soak garri
ahhh! Broda, bring ur mind down.
E yaff nor reach like dat..

Someone cannor play with you? cheesy
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:47am On Apr 24, 2018
Continuation.
.
After the arguement, Dafe suggested that we play WHOT, not just ordinary Whot, we decided to spice up the game by adding this rule: Highest number drinks water.
The rule was that if anyone check-up(win), the number on the rest people's card would be counted and the person with the highest number would drink a big cup of water. (see wicked!)

Some babes wanted to join but we declined cos we don't want anyone to spoil the fun and i strongly disagreed cos i don't wan9t any of them to wee on their bed. cheesy


TBC
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Damibiz(m): 7:46am On Apr 24, 2018
Lol...back in the days we do those things na..
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by emmylovex(m): 8:37pm On Apr 24, 2018
broda i sure say u sabi crack kernel cos who eat ur kernel laugh fit get totobaculosis.Carry On I dey follow u
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:19am On Apr 26, 2018
Continuation
.
We were 7 guys that played the Whot game, namely: Meekest, Dafe, Gbokodo, Structure, Tico, Omos(Gbokodo's brother) and i.
The game went smoothly at first, Gbokodo drank the 1st water of the game as his number was the highest after the total count of everyone's card.
The 2nd game was against me as the Tico didn't give me chance to play, the boy just dey give me steady hold-on, and pick 2 back-to-back like say he get me for mind before. cheesy

There are 2 patterns/methods of playing Whot :

Method 1 rules:
number 1 = hold-on(suspension)
number 2 = pick 2
number 14 = general market

Method 2 rules:
number 8= hold-on (suspension)
number 2= pick 2
number 5= pick 3
number20= Whot (need)
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We used method one.
The game went on and everyone drank their own share(s)
Score was:

name - number of cup(s) drank
Dafe 2
Gbokodo 1
Meekest 2
Tico 2
Structure 2
Omos 2
Me 2

The game went on fine as Gbokodo was the only one who had drank just a cup and he boasted that he was the pro amongst us until his village people showed up.
The next 3 games we played, Gbokodo had the highest number and he drank 3 big cups of water while we laughed and the babes around asked him to leave the game as he had drank enough water for the night but pride won't let him listen to them.
" why i go get up from game? I nor go give up, water nor fit kill me" he replied them while we played the next game.
" Gbokodo, i know say e nor easy, but you fit use shame tey comot from the game now, we go understand, dis one wen you don drink water full belle so, make your belle nor go burst for here o, i nor wan write statement for police station o," i added in persuasion for him to quit while we all laughed but he remained adamant.

"na fly wey no hear word, dey follow dead body dey enta grave" that parable explained itself the next game as Tico check-up and after the count, Gbokodo's card was the highest, meaning another big cup of water to his already water-filled stomach.
(you go hear word!)

"your own don finish today!," Tiko said.

"see as water don give you belle!,"
Structure added.

"your village people don come for you now, shebi you dey make mouth for here since," Dafe said.

"Shebi i advice you make you withdraw from the game, you nor gree, because you see babes for here, you con dey form James Bond, you die well dis night," i said.

"Gbokolistic, water nor go fit kill you, i know say your belle na drum but, e be like say the drum go burst today," Meekest added.

"make ona sorry for am, abeg!," the babes pleaded for our latest World Best Water Drinker but we didn't agree cos,
"what is worth drinking, is worth drinking well" na me talk am cheesy.

"make ona nor beg for me, wetin be water wen i nor fit drink? I go drink am but make ona allow me go piss 1st so dat my belle go free, if i com back, i go drink am," Gbokodo said while he stood up.

After he made that statement, we all laughed hard, the laugh was so loud that the noise we made woke some people who had slept, some complained inside while the others came to to join us outside cos,
"if you can't beat (us)them, join (us)them" cheesy.
-
Don't try that with me o cos, my own version of that saying is,
"if you can't beat them, arrange for them to be beaten" cheesy
-

Time check 12:10am,
We allowed Gbokodo to go and ease himself and come back to drink his water while we all laughed and joked about the game unknown to us, the guy had another plan up his sleeves.
15mins gone and Gbokodo hadn't returned from were he went to ease himself and we became alarmed.

"make e nor be like say the boy don go die o," Dafe said.
" ona nor sure say the boy don run so? Abi dem don kidnap am?" i jokingly said.

"kidnap wetin? Who kidnap Gbokodo, nor be im do imself, cos the boy go chop all their food finish," Tico replied.

" i nor dey like all dis kine tins o, make he com drink him water make we continue our game or he drink am make we close game," meekest said.

We went to the backy to check if we would see him but we didn't.
We decided to close the game but agreed that he must drink his cup of water anytime he returns so, meekest suggested that we lock his protector with another padlock so that he won't be able to enter his room anytime he came back that night and we all agreed.

Omos wanted to protest in defence of his brother but we gave him an option to enter inside while we lock the gate or remain outside, he went inside and we locked the gate before we all went to our various rooms.

"shebi Gbokodo dey think say him wise, make he con enter house make we see na" Dafe said as he padlocked the key.
"for im mind now, he don escape the water, he nor know say he dey fool himself cos anytime wen he come back, he go drink the water first before we go open their gate for am" meekest added as we both entered his room.

TBC

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by meekest(m): 1:59pm On Apr 26, 2018
A nite to remember
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:49pm On Apr 26, 2018
meekest:
A nite to remember
My guyous guy! cheesy
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Holluwaphlexy(m): 10:20pm On Apr 26, 2018
Double wahala for deady body
efe ride on i dey feel you jhur...
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:58am On Apr 27, 2018
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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by EAhumble(m): 11:21am On Apr 27, 2018
WHIZKIDEFE:
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better song bro. try eminem ft beyonce walk on water
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:33pm On Apr 27, 2018
..

Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:19pm On Apr 27, 2018
Empire cast:
by Jussie Smollett & Alicia Keys_ Powerful

[Jussie Smollett:]
People been talking about it
We won't just stand here in silence
Can't stop the fire from rising, rising
Ooh, ooh

[Alicia Keys:]
People don't you be afraid
So many innocents slain
This is an era for change, change

[Jussie Smollett:]
Malcolm's probably turning in his grave

[Alicia Keys:]
Every shade was beautifully made

[Alicia Keys & Jussie Smollett:]
And powerful
There's so much strength in you and me
Powerful
A breath away from victory
I matter, you matter, we matter all
I matter, you matter, we matter all
Powerful
Powerful

[Alicia Keys:]
I see a colourful future
Where skin don't define any human
And stars are the only thing shooting, shooting
Ooh, ooh

[Jussie Smollett:]
Mothers who bury their child
How can we sit there and hide?
Change comes when all take a stand now
Stand up
Stand up

[Jussie Smollett:]
Martin's speech still echoes in my brain

[Alicia Keys:]
Every shade was beautifully made

[Alicia Keys & Jussie Smollett:]
And powerful
There's so much strength in you and me
Powerful
A breath away from victory
I matter, you matter, we matter all
I matter, you matter, we matter all
Powerful
Powerful

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Alicia Keys & Jussie Smollett:]
Powerful

[Alicia Keys:]
There's so much strength in you and me
Powerful
A breath away from victory

[Alicia Keys & Jussie Smollett:]
I matter, you matter, we matter all
I matter, you matter, we matter all
Powerful
Powerful
-
One of my favorites Empire songs wink

Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:11pm On Apr 28, 2018
"How many people you've blessed is how you measure success"- Rick Ross

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:37am On Apr 29, 2018
"If you know how quickly people forget the dead, you will stop living to impress anyone"
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Nobody: 11:04am On Apr 29, 2018
True talk
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:39pm On Apr 30, 2018
Continuation.

We all entered our various rooms that night while we communicated to eachother from our rooms, the ones who didn't talk could be heard laughing from their rooms. (crazy night!)
Our talk continued for a while before some people slept off.

Time check 12:47 AM.
The whole lodge was quite when heard the footstep of someone walking in a stealth mode and i woke meekest who had slept off
some minutes.
" omo, d guy don dodge com back o, he go get sense today," i whispered to him as he open his eyes and grinned evily.

"Omos! Omos! Come open gate for me," we heard as Gbokodo whispered and the sound of a door opening followed while meekest and i closed our mouth in an attempt to prevent us from laughing out loud.

After some minutes, Gbokodo started banging his gate while he shouted and called on anyone that locked his gate to come and open it.
For the next 10 minutes, nobody made any attempt to come outside, we all pretented to be asleep as a form of punishment for his foolish-wiseness cheesy (don't go and check your dictionary o).

When nobody answered him, he asked his brother to tell him the person that owned the padlock that was used to lock their gate, and Omos told him it was blacky's own.
He matched to our gate and banged the gate while shouting out the top of his voice for him to go and unlock his gate so that he could enter his room.

" which kine noise be dat one na?, you nor know say you dey disturb?" meekest replied as he went outside.

"why ona go lock me for outside before? Dat one dey rules of the game" Gbokodo asked while he shouted.

"why you go run leave game before? Because you wan quote law for there now" meekest replied him.

"dat one nor concern me, come open my gate for me" Gbokodo shouted.

"omo nor dey shout for my front anyhow, wetin dey do you? The key nor dey with me" meekest replied fired back at him while i was laughing as the drama unfolds.

"if the key nor dey with you, who e con dey with?" Gbokodo asked.

" e nor dey with me na im i know, i nor know who e dey with, go find the person" meekest replied him while i laughed hard cos the key was staring at me in meekest's room.

" i go kill person o, make ona nor play with me dis night o! Omos, who lock the gate ?" Gboko shouted as he went to ask his brother.
" na Dafe lock the gate," Omos replied from inside as Gbokodo carried a big stick and banged Dafe's gate with it.

TBC

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:00am On May 01, 2018
Welcome To MAY

Time check 00:00

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:11pm On May 02, 2018
Continuation
.
Dafe came outside to confront Gbokodo when he wouldn't stop banging his gate.
"wetin dey worry you na, why you dey disturb me?" Dafe shouted at him as he came out of his room.
" come open my gate for me, why you go lock my gate, you nor get right to lock my gate,no matter wetin happen" Gbokodo replied.

" dey there dey form Lawyer until, dey claim right na, when you don ready i go know, infact, i nor even know where you key dey"

"why you go say you nor know where my key dey, which kine talk be dat? E be like say you dey find anoda tin for my body o, the wahala wey you dey find so, i go give you o" Gbokodo shouted while he banged Dafe's gate with all the energy in him.

" you Gbokodo, nor dey voltage for here anyhow, you dey hear me, nor be to dey shout nai go make me open the gate, because i quite, you think say na you sabi shout pass? Abi you dey feel say you fit beat me if dem set us for fight, wey you warn yourself o," Dafe fired back at Gbokodo as the atmoshpere changed to a war-like zone.

Dafe is muscular and huge, i do call him my bouncer, and told him he should keep it up as he would be the head of my bouncers in the nearest future and he would laugh while he chases me atimes.

Although Gbokodo had abs, but Dafe had advantage over him in that aspect and besides, size and abs is not a determenant of a strong person cos i have seen where an ab-less small boy beat the heal out of a big boy with 6 packs in a brawl.
-
Tip: i know guys no longer fight wink, but just incase you get involved in a fight,
Rule Number 1, never under estimate your opponent, whether big or small cos everyone is full of suprises, that person you thought a punch could kill might be the one pitying for you. cheesy

(i didn't ask anyone to go and fight o) if dem mend(beat) you, my hand nor dey o.
-
When the noise continued, people from the next lodge came to see what was happening while the girls in the lodge asked both parties to calm down Gbokodo continued to voltage.
"oya wetin go dey there be say you go drink the water 1st before i go open the gate" Tico said and the rest of us supported.

" why i go drink the water when game don close? I nor go drink" Gbokodo said.

"game neva close, if you drink am finish and you want make we continue the game, we ready" Dafe replied while we all supported him.

"i nor go drink any water, ona nor know me o, i go kill person o" Gbokodo shouted, na there i tey vex.
" wetin dey worry you sef? Because everybody calm down as matured men, you just dey make noise dey shout anyhow, which level?
Abi you dey think say you fit beat all of us wey dey here?
Wetin you dey feel like sef?
Who you fit kill? Abi who be small pikin for here when you dey threaten for here, com, warn yourself o," i fired back at Gbokodo after he made the "i go kill somebody" statement cos it got me angry.

We all took his rant as jokes but he was feeling himself and crossing boundaries, even got to the extent of threatening to kill someone, (choi! I don die).

"see ehn, nor repeat that statement for here again o, anything wey you be, na for yourself, so nor just dey rake anyhow for here cos na only yourself you know, you nor know who the rest people be" i added, vivsibly angry while my hands vibrated, itching to slap or punch him, i hate getting in my angry mood cos i might be unpredictable, thats why i tend to find something funny in everything.
(don't look at me like that)

"wetin Gbokodo dey feel like sef? Give am one hot slap make im mind for dey" one mind told me.

"nor mind am joor, na yeye dey worry am, shebi you know say na empty drum dey make the loudest noise, so bone am, he nor worth your stress, just look am like say na small pikin" the other mind countered.

I resisted the urge to do anything as i boiled inside, i just pocketed my hands, so that they won't act on their own.

All eyes were on me after i fired back at Gbokodo, most of them were suprised cos they didn't expected and i don't like getting unneccassary attention, so i just toke some deep breath to calm myself down while i went inside meekest's room to relax myself and cool my temper, i heard the other guys picked up from where i stopped.

As they fired at Gbokodo from left and right, when he saw that everyone was against him and even the babes that pleaded for him at first got angry with him.

When Gbokodo saw that the table was against him and no one was on his side, he swallowed his pride, and apologised for his behaviour before he begged to be freed from drinking the water, meekest came inside and pretended he didn't see the key cos he wanted to punish Gbokodo seperately but i begged him on Gbokodo's behalf before he went to give him his keys.

At dawn, Omos said they couldn't sleep cos Gbokodo vomitted water at intervals that night as we all laughed.
When he came outside, his face was swollen.
(see wetin abuse of water cause) cheesy

We all flowed like nothing happened that night before i went back to my lodge.

TBC

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 6:43pm On May 02, 2018
I'm here at last
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:02pm On May 03, 2018
Ikdbabie:
I'm here at last

The first lady(Ikdbabie) got here last. cheesycheesy

(late comer)Babie, nice to have you around though.

I guess you already know that nobody can take that 1st lady title from you here.. Na you get am! cheesy

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 2:04pm On May 03, 2018
nope I disagree I'm always a first comer. I av really missed nairaland. it been so long.
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:15pm On May 05, 2018
"How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?"

Village people, i hail o! cheesy

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Nobody: 4:46pm On May 05, 2018
Oya notice me WHIZKIDEFE
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by itsandi(m): 6:01pm On May 05, 2018
Interesting. Enjoy other interesting stories on Tushstories via

www.tushstories.com

#Read!
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 9:33pm On May 05, 2018
Ayaf arrive, miss NL like kilode,
Ride on,following in ghost mood

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