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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 5:36pm On May 07, 2018

Lalas247:
Palm gini we drink hard liqour
U better stay in your house .... u know Yoruba ppl no dey take their daughter play

Hahahahaha. Mogbe, you mean nah shayo we go use do intro? grin

.... The real wedding go bloody die kiss

Baybay collect two, lemme take one wink

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Lalas247(f): 5:37pm On May 07, 2018

OfficialDad:
Hahahahaha. Mogbe, you mean nah shayo we go use do intro? .... The real wedding go bloody die

Baybay collect two, lemme take one

I swear u are loco grin

I’m actually laughing hard ..

Abeg o no let my hubby kidnap u cry

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by troy20(m): 5:39pm On May 07, 2018

MISSCONGENIALITY:
See all the things one has to do to keep a man.
So I was born and brought up for en only. Will add no value to my life cos I need to keep a man. Na wow o. If I must do this to keep a man, then the man is free to go to the moon. Relationship or marriage is not a carrier.
Na wow for this kind people o

Common now If it gives your man any sense of validation, its surely not the worst thing now is it? You would want your man to be happy won't you?

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by XhosaNostra(f): 5:41pm On May 07, 2018

troy20:
Hey nothing wrong with helping your man button up a shirt sweetie.

Everything is wrong with it when he has two hands of his own. Sorry, but I just don't have the maternal instincts or the kind of love that'd make me wanna button up somebody's shirt.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a domestic goddess in my own right, but I do have my limits. To each their own.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 5:44pm On May 07, 2018

troy20:
Common now If it gives your man any sense of validation, its surely not the worst thing now is it? You would want your man to be happy won't you?

My man will be the happiest. But you see this list, it doest keep a man. A man who want to go will go even if you serve him your soul for breakfast. We all know how to keep those we love happy.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 5:47pm On May 07, 2018

Lalas247:
I swear u are loco I’m actually laughing hard ..

Abeg o no let my hubby kidnap u

She said I'm loco cheesy

hahahaha.

Your hubby?, so if i drive through your house like this, dont you know your hubby would keep calm? grin

.

well I would purposely allow him to kidnap me, so I can pay him some ransom

Baybay, start doing online shopping for wedding and engagement rings. cheesy

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by sexdoll: 5:55pm On May 07, 2018

bukatyne:
He meant the girl must be good, willing and explorative in bed.

That was why he qualified it with 'my'.

Not too hard to decipher.

Excuse me madam, but are you from either anambra or calabar?

I know why I'm asking. shocked

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by troy20(m): 5:59pm On May 07, 2018

MISSCONGENIALITY:
My man will be the happiest. But you see this list, it doest keep a man. A man who want to go will go even if you serve him your soul for breakfast. We all know how to keep those we love happy.

Lolling at serving him your soul for breakfast. Well I thought that should be the start even...Well just kidding I do get your point.

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by troy20(m): 6:04pm On May 07, 2018

XhosaNostra:
Everything is wrong with it when he has two hands of his own. Sorry, but I just don't have the maternal instincts or the kind of love that'd make me wanna button up somebody's shirt.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a domestic goddess in my own right, but I do have my limits. To each their own.

Well well I guess it has to do with the personality now isn't it. There are some women who have that maternal instinct or rather who always love the opportunity to get their hands around their man. Some men do love it you know.

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Lalas247(f): 6:09pm On May 07, 2018

OfficialDad:
She said I'm loco hahahaha.

Your hubby?, so if i drive through your house like this, dont you know your hubby would keep calm? .

well I would purposely allow him to kidnap me, so I can pay him some ransom

Baybay, start doing online shopping for wedding and engagement rings.

Ok sir ...... I kuku know the ring I want

It is called assurance grin

hope u have 30billion sha

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 6:13pm On May 07, 2018

Truckpusher:
Hian!! I hope you are aware that 95% of Nigerian men patronizes these runs girls ?

No go die of heartbreak oh.

Very few men are free from this social palava - If you like go put mind for one boy say na saint him be.

I no dey house sha !!

Naija men, it is well

...the concept of marrying a Naija man sef dey fear person; na wa oh! Na lie you dey house jor...

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 6:19pm On May 07, 2018

WhoBeThisMan:
girl in male Monica alert

Monica kor Agnes ni...shioor shocked

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by justtoodark: 6:22pm On May 07, 2018

from my experience,kenyan women dont know how to keep men,especialy black men....nigerian women are better in it......

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by justtoodark: 6:26pm On May 07, 2018

i dont even have to read what she wrote....i already know its bullshittt coming from a kenyan woman......

i was with them toghether....crazy....

hornny as hell....and they will yansh any man when they get drunk,even men of their girlfriends....

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by bossrillboss: 6:40pm On May 07, 2018

ShyCypher:
Are these people mad?

....they Must b mad.lol

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by princfred(m): 6:50pm On May 07, 2018

Lalas247:
Lmao
U damn right ... well we will keep praying for females .. one day this nonsense will stop

Which nonsense? Will you rather he does that for you and you take his responsibilities then claim its nonsense for him to show you special care?

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by princfred(m): 6:52pm On May 07, 2018

BlaqCoffee109:
Naija men, it is well ...the concept of marrying a Naija man sef dey fear person; na wa oh! Na lie you dey house jor...

Why e no go fear una? They just told you what to do to at least know youve done your past una no gree. If the man finds out he is more or less a semi ATM in the house with little or no special care from the wife. He has to go cool off somewhere as a full time semi ATM.

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 6:53pm On May 07, 2018

princfred:
Why e no go fear una. They just told you what to do to at least know youve done your past una no gree.

ok sir, we have heard oh! Issorait cheesy

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 6:53pm On May 07, 2018

troy20:
Lolling at serving him your soul for breakfast. Well I thought that should be the start even...Well just kidding I do get your point.

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by princfred(m): 6:59pm On May 07, 2018*

BlaqCoffee109:
ok sir, we have heard oh! Issorait

Thats how una go convert man to semi beast of burden or semi ATM without enough care only to complain if the man lose when he gets the care elsewhere or fully embraces his semi ATM status by being semi ATM to others girls too since that the only thing he is seen as by his wife and believes he is overtime.

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by princfred(m): 7:03pm On May 07, 2018

XhosaNostra:
Everything is wrong with it when he has two hands of his own. Sorry, but I just don't have the maternal instincts or the kind of love that'd make me wanna button up somebody's shirt.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a domestic goddess in my own right, but I do have my limits. To each their own.

Will you faint if you do? Dont worry there are hundreds of singles ready to do that and more. Just dont complain when e set. Such arrogance.

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 7:05pm On May 07, 2018

princfred:
Thats how una go convert man to semi beast of burden or semi ATM without enough care only to complain if the man lose when ge gets the care elsewhere or fully embraces his state by being semi ATM to others girls too since that the only he is seen as by his wife.

okay,it is well...who vex you or use you as atm no come take care of you on top the mata? embarassed

Mbok take it easy

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by princfred(m): 7:05pm On May 07, 2018

Why should a lady marry when she is not ready to take care of a man but wants a man to be responsible? Even morning doggy na matter. Ha

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 7:05pm On May 07, 2018

Lalas247:
Ok sir ...... I kuku know the ring I want

It is called assurance hope u have 30billion sha

Lolz. You and this assurance. We would call our wedding day Guarantee . Because we're going to burn Mars down grin

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Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by princfred(m): 7:09pm On May 07, 2018

BlaqCoffee109:
okay,it is well...who vex you or use you as atm no come take care of you on top the mata? Mbok take it easy

Lol. Thats funny of you young madam. Abeg no mind me. You reason nam na. Dey even dey joke near that morning doggie matter. angry

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Lalas247(f): 7:12pm On May 07, 2018

princfred:
Which nonsense? Will you rather he does that for you and you take his responsibilities then claim its nonsense for him to show you special care?

u call that special care ....
I'll pass

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by princfred(m): 7:14pm On May 07, 2018

Lalas247:
u call that special care ....
I'll pass

What else is? Giving him a blow*job or pussy to lick?

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by princfred(m): 7:18pm On May 07, 2018

MISSCONGENIALITY:
See all the things one has to do to keep a man.
So I was born and brought up for men only. Nos man will even enjoy that kind of a woman. Someone who sees his as a diety that must be appeased. No breathing space. So I won't add value to my life cos I need to keep a man. Na wow o. If I must do this to keep a man, then the man is free to go to the moon. Relationship or marriage is not a carrier.
Na wow for this kind people o

This is why baby mamas will keep increasing because i doubt you will tell him this before marriage and that he will hang around any longer if you sound like this after unless he has no manhood.

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 7:28pm On May 07, 2018

princfred:
Lol. Thats funny of you young madam. Abeg no mind me. You reason nam na. Dey even dey joke near that morning doggie matter.

ehen...no vex oh,I dey reason am too sef eh.Come first you sef dey treat her like goddess? You dey totori her with those finer things... surprise dinner, you no dey play with awon leeches{runs gals} ; you no dey let her struggle for her own place in your heart ...all those Kain nice things abi?early morning mata,you too like beta thing Kai! @ Topic wetin some of us here dey try to yarn no be say those things nah bad things to do...but nah the way she list am as if we no matter for the equation...for instance reason wetin DJ Khalid say about im own wife for the world to hear...that was him dignifying his own wife as a LovePeddler...an object for his own pleasure; that was him mirroring the misogynist some men really are...that was condescending as this list too is...I don't have to do all of this to make my man be with me and my man being with me or me being with my man is just constant...granted doing some of these things factor but there is no one size fit all to do list...and it's shouldn't always be keep him keep him...how about keep her keep her! A woman taking care of the home front is great...but she is your wife, not your maid...hence treat her like a queen...the amazing aspect is that ladies who do all these things usually are taken for granted and in most cases lack personal direction or self esteem and too some extent the same men they do it for walk over them to cheat with the slay Mamas...so?d Tori long,I no know whether I make sense small

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Espada10: 7:33pm On May 07, 2018

The list is too much self

Just a Mouth Gig every morning and no nagging is all I need

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by Nobody: 7:38pm On May 07, 2018

This is so weird, she has no work, I'd rather we share the chores and stuff. There's nothing about communication and stuff. Different folks though

Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by MisterGrace: 7:48pm On May 07, 2018

iamJ:
i will dump a mumu girl like that, respect me but dont serve me like a house girl, well i trust intelligent feminist, they will tag this as nonsense, this is for those bread sellers to use

Equality forever, nobody is anybody's boss

All I see is low self esteem.
Dying to be accepted.

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