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U get better luck. I will slowly and romantically handle her right there in your presence#If konji no hook you, na then I mess up#Foolish r/mate

Cutehector:
I swear some guys are so stupid. How can you invite a girl to sleep over when you staying with a guy in the same room? I have this friend of mine who stays with me some times, he just comes and goes. Well he has a babe, she comes over to see him, I am cool with that, in the day time I am mostly at work so he and the girl gets to have their time together. But not when I am back from work and I fvcking need time to shower and rest, you fvcking invite the girl over and you expect me to leave my house that I fvcking pay rent for you two to have a fvcking good time together...

Mehn.. I havnt seen a lousiest form of coordination more than this.

for a guy coming and spending a short time with im paddy dat one is understandable.ur own guy dey reason well.even at school when i was renting a self con...if my very close paddy get chick wey im spend some private time with and im no get anywhere to stay,he might tell me before hand and if i trust d guy i can give him my pad and give dem space for some time.na d normal tin then. But no be every guy dat ask me i dey allow cos some irresponsible guys will carry ashawo come ur pad and the ashawo might steal something useful that is in ur room like perfume,cream or even money.so i mind d type of guys i allow into my pad with a babe.like in this case..this guys are room mates sharing one room.what stops them contributing money and renting a fairly cheap mini flat. At least they can have their own privacy...or what stops d other guy paying for a hotel for d night to spend time with his girl.how much to pay for one night for hotel. D guy wey carry babe come fall im own hand.

hin friend no bad at all..... i go dey shine the congo for hin face till him body no go fit take am again.... i go make konji kill am he no go when he run go outside

wicked man...konji go kill ur room mate

suffered the same fate when me and my elder sister live in the same room those days in school.....na so em boyfriend go come,she will be signaling me to excuse them

Him turn go still reach. His roommate will start selecting a full bag of beans.

That doesn't make u more righteous bro,

It's that them never set for "action' ni, all these nonsense he dey yan when action starts he go fin im level or stay transfixed dey watch live MOJO which is enough punishment for pple of im caliber.

Hmmmmm, this guy get mind oooooo. But wait ooooo! What's in the cup, no be achohol? If yes then he is not different from the guy. Make him park well abeg........

my father once said to me that, when u hit ball on grown it always rebounds back on u, And a child who disobey his father will grow up to become father one day.

olasworld

Hanseel1:
The guy is very stupid.

the same to u with ur whole generation...... idiot

Oju e Fe r'bi niyen....

Notebook123:
He get luck say non be me,I for tell ham say,guy we wan Bleep ooo.na so oooo

hahahaha lol.

Michelle55:
lol... no room for that cos my roomie those days na SU and me no get strength for long preaching, so I maintained my lane cos I don't want someone to tell me 1001 reasons why having a Bf is a sin

Lol. How u com manage all throu? Body nor be faya wood na.

crazy boi...i no fit get u as roommate o.. I go just Poison u

Olulinks:
Lol. How u com manage all throu? Body nor be faya wood na.

I managed well couple with the fact that my lodge was a family house where people that visits you is highly scrutinized by landlady.

Felixalex:
Hahaha, he never jam crazy girl.

The girl would ask d boyfriend to go ahead and act like d holy roommate isn't there, she would scream louder than usual. By the time he starts wishing he was part of the evil, he would rather want to support the evil (by running away from the room)

Remember those days in university, when I was still sharing a room, me n my babe were indoors knacking, my roommate came back and saw d door was locked. He stayed outside d room playing a game on his phone with the volume high enough to make me know he was waiting there. We went on for more than an hour or so. When she finally left, the useless boy said....

"Hope u fvck enough abi? U keep me outside for more than 2hours, u no de tire she herself no de tire and una no even cook food, hunger wan kill me, fvck Na food for una abi? I must do back!" He took his phone and called a girl pretending he was sick, asking her to come n see him, he looked at me n said "better find where u go sleep dis nyt" I didn't argue, I just respect my sef carry books go sch go do TDB (TDB crashing using d books as pillow).

chai, see thesis on top another person's premarital sex. hehehe.
I hope you're gallant about your personal goals like this? lol

Michelle55:
I can never and will never be in the girl's shoe.. and secondly I can't be in that situation cos I left school few years ago so nothing like that.

It's nt only students dat experience it

Wat if u found urself dating a guy that has a roommate & dat scenario happened?

Correct guy, I gbadun that.

Michelle55:
I managed well couple with the fact that my lodge was a family house where people that visits you is highly scrutinized by landlady.

Na your saving grace be that. So away match go dey go smoothly and unhindered.

amzee:
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I go nack her for him korokoro. Na him conji go katch.

Euphorica:
Lwkmd Lwkmd Lwkmd Lwkmd Can't stop laughing

U can relate to it right?

Felixalex:
Hahaha, he never jam crazy girl.

The girl would ask d boyfriend to go ahead and act like d holy roommate isn't there, she would scream louder than usual. By the time he starts wishing he was part of the evil, he would rather want to support the evil (by running away from the room)

Remember those days in university, when I was still sharing a room, me n my babe were indoors knacking, my roommate came back and saw d door was locked. He stayed outside d room playing a game on his phone with the volume high enough to make me know he was waiting there. We went on for more than an hour or so. When she finally left, the useless boy said....

"Hope u fvck enough abi? U keep me outside for more than 2hours, u no de tire she herself no de tire and una no even cook food, hunger wan kill me, fvck Na food for una abi? I must do back!" He took his phone and called a girl pretending he was sick, asking her to come n see him, he looked at me n said "better find where u go sleep dis nyt" I didn't argue, I just respect my sef carry books go sch go do TDB (TDB crashing using d books as pillow).

Badt guys... that was funny as Bleep, hope y'all still keep in touch?

JastSiryin:
Badt guys... that was funny as Bleep, hope y'all still keep in touch?

Hehe yeah we do. U knw guys na

This reminds me of my cousin, anytime my gf came even if he wanted to go out b4 he would not just go again. So, one day, we were all together in the room and suddenly, his boss summoned him from office. So he had to go but couldn't know wat to do with us, he then left. I had nice time with my babe and ensured I messed up the bed for him to see. I later realised that he was doing that for having no gf wc made him
dying in silence. The same may be applicable here too

kneehighbootz:
chai, see thesis on top another person's premarital sex. hehehe.
I hope you're gallant about your personal goals like this? lol

No be small thesis

Yeah sure I gallant, by God's grace

One of my girls named blessing won't even mind his presence. Wen work start, na u go advice urself. Him never jam.

omoiyalayi:
It's nt only students dat experience it

Wat if u found urself dating a guy that has a roommate & dat scenario happened?

haven't found myself in such a scenario and I won't

Olulinks:
Na your saving grace be that. So away match go dey go smoothly and unhindered.

for where? my life during school days was pretty coordinated.. very predictable and routinal

CHAI d guy even don tie towel