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My friend Joe, said he was in his room, alone and lonely when he had a knock on his door. Guess who it was? His Neighbour's maid. The bootylicious and well endowed maid. She had only come to borrow lighter, and he wooed her.

Boom! They did it, again and again. Alas! she took in, Joe became a father to an unexpected child and a Husband to a girl he feels isn't his class and he doesn't love.

He blames it on KONJI. Konji! Konji! Konji is a very bad thing sha, it can make you blame your neighbor's goat for the death of your great grandparents. The moment it steps in, you lose your brain and start thinking with your pen*s. HIV/AIDS becomes a fairy tale, you just want to do, and once you cum! You regain your senses and regret your actions. But it is too late! Walahi! konji is a bastard.

My friend David had his condom in his hand, but he was too high and excited to shag this girl he just met, Euphoria! He forgot to wear the condom , he did it and poured everything inside. She come carry belle, and that was it. He still blames it on KONJI.

I hereby blame konji! When konji takes over, Self control becomes powerless!!!


Le Roi Emmy Idiege © 2018

There are some girls out there who would have sex with a guy without protection and they won't get pregnant, while some would instantly.

Just pray that you never become a statistic...

Both of them get the blame equally.

Cutehector:
There are some girls out there who would have sex with a guy without protection and they won't get pregnant, while some would instantly.

Just pray that you never become a statistic...

there are some lonely guys that desperately need attention and company that they put their number on their profile


How empty can one be? That he seeks anonymous attention

iamJ:
there are some lonely guys that desperately need attention and company that they put their number on their profile


How empty can one be? That he seeks annonimous attention

do you have sense at all?

Cutehector:
do you have sense at all?

what's ur dream senerio that a random girl will call


Call you smart and ask to meet up

Uncle Lalasticlala

iamJ:
what's ur dream senerio that a random girl will call


Call you smart and ask to meet up

contact there is for business.. Be exposing your stupidity as usual.

Cutehector:
contact there is for business.. Be exposing your stupidity as usual.

ok people contact you to open account at first bank for them


My friend get out

The two are to be blamed.

for a guy to have sex without protection and for the lady to have unprotected sex without knowing her body language to know when she's free or not.

kids!

highqueen:
The two are to be blamed.

for a guy to have sex without protection and for the lady to have unprotected sex without knowing her body language to know when she's free or not.

name sake sup?

Elder001:
name sake sup?

lol,sake.
I'm good,evening.

highqueen:
lol,sake.

I'm good,evening.

how was your day?

Elder001:

how was your day?

stressful dear,yours?

highqueen:
The two are to be blamed.

for a guy to have sex without protection and for the lady to have unprotected sex without knowing her body language to know when she's free or not.

I disagree

How bubu nor go call us lazy nigerian youths, otedola or dangote don put story of unwanted pregnancy b4?

Cutehector:
There are some girls out there who would have sex with a guy without protection and they won't get pregnant, while some would instantly.

Just pray that you never become a statistic...

girls have their safe period, the egg have a limit of time before it dies..if the girl knows her cycle well she can have unprotected sex and not get pregnant

I blame the baby

It's funny how people act surprised or shocked when their actions result in an unwanted pregnancy. You had sex without protection, what were you expecting? a Plasma tv!

LordZero:
It's funny how people act surprised or shocked when their actions result in an unwanted pregnancy. You had sex without protection, what were you expecting? a Plasma tv!

I tell you

iamJ:
ok people contact you to open account at first bank for them


My friend get out

Wetin come consign you?