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Loooolzz... MBJ! Bedt y?

Sorry Future Wife i got your Letter, Pls wait 2 more years for me, the Baba Ijebu will soon click, i can feel it, pls baby don't broke my heart

MRbrownJAY: Dear future wife
i indeed think you are not serious, but it has nothing to do with not facing your books, but all to do with writing such letter on a faceless forum like NL, trying to get my attention. pls do me a favor and try to look somehow beautiful and attractive so i can notice you from the crowd of donkeys that are abound out there (if i didnt notice you by now then pls consider yourself a donkey). Another year is gone by and i am fully enjoying life and you should probably do the same. if ever you get tired of waiting for me, i heard that hugging transformers solved the problem. also, if you've had too many exes then no wonder i havent noticed you, as i surely dont want to end up with some heavily used tokunbo as a wife, if you aint tear rubber then that is probably the reason why you cant be noticed (you better check yourself). by this time next yr i would probably be married with the RIGHT woman, while your donkey self keep getting sampled by men out there. the convent is definitely your only way out for happiness, at least people there will respect you.
biko, do us all a favor and go join that convent right away!
your loving imaginary husband

Umhmm, so you want tear rubber, abi? That's nice. Who doesn't like something new? I just can't help but wonder how many girls you've turned into "heavily used tokunbo".

Still LOLing at MBJ's post

Am here for you

Heeyhun:
Dear Future husband

You may think i'm not serious (because i'm writing this instead of facing my book like you would want me to)., would you just do me the favour of showing yourself soon or if YOU are the one (you know yourself) abeg do fast o...another year is going by...Me i'm getting tired of waiting o.,.Shey you know how many Exs i've had all in the name of searching for you. By this time next year ehn if i'm re-writing this letter i might consider going to a convent:@...biko, sorry i threatened you, i just can't wait to be married to you...oya do fast hun?
Your loving F.W

hi.. This is your future husband.

Cutehector:
hi.. This is your future husband.

You sure know how to take your time...don't you?

Heeyhun:
You sure know how to take your time...don't you?

try me well i was busy trying to become a better half. how are you

Cutehector:
try me well i was busy trying to become a better half. how are you

I'm good. Trust you are well yourself

Heeyhun:
I'm good. Trust you are well yourself

of course yes.. I'd love to show you stuffs