k2039: @OP, I love you too, my sweet loving FW.

Heeyhun: For me, i take solace in my phone, sometimes i surf the net or scan through my pictures or just endlessly rummage my phone like i never used it before.

What about you?

tpia1: maybe he's sleeping in church as per your thread here:


https://www.nairaland.com/1074090/how-cope-during-boring-church



or he could also be doing this:

tpia1: well, that's for you to continue to to wonder about and for him to hide.

when you change your orientation, let him know.

Heeyhun: Dear Future husband

You may think i'm not serious (because i'm writing this instead of facing my book like you would want me to)., would you just do me the favour of showing yourself soon or if YOU are the one (you know yourself) abeg do fast o...another year is going by...Me i'm getting tired of waiting o.,.Shey you know how many Exs i've had all in the name of searching for you. By this time next year ehn if i'm re-writing this letter i might consider going to a convent:@...biko, sorry i threatened you, i just can't wait to be married to you...oya do fast hun?
Your loving F.W

MRbrownJAY:

Dear future wife
i indeed think you are not serious, but it has nothing to do with not facing your books, but all to do with writing such letter on a faceless forum like NL, trying to get my attention. pls do me a favor and try to look somehow beautiful and attractive so i can notice you from the crowd of donkeys that are abound out there (if i didnt notice you by now then pls consider yourself a donkey). Another year is gone by and i am fully enjoying life and you should probably do the same. if ever you get tired of waiting for me, i heard that hugging transformers solved the problem. also, if you've had too many exes then no wonder i havent noticed you, as i surely dont want to end up with some heavily used tokunbo as a wife, if you aint tear rubber then that is probably the reason why you cant be noticed (you better check yourself). by this time next yr i would probably be married with the RIGHT woman, while your donkey self keep getting sampled by men out there. the convent is definitely your only way out for happiness, at least people there will respect you.
biko, do us all a favor and go join that convent right away!
your loving imaginary husband

MRbrownJAY:

Dear future wife
i indeed think you are not serious, but it has nothing to do with not facing your books, but all to do with writing such letter on a faceless forum like NL, trying to get my attention. pls do me a favor and try to look somehow beautiful and attractive so i can notice you from the crowd of donkeys that are abound out there (if i didnt notice you by now then pls consider yourself a donkey). Another year is gone by and i am fully enjoying life and you should probably do the same. if ever you get tired of waiting for me, i heard that hugging transformers solved the problem. also, if you've had too many exes then no wonder i havent noticed you, as i surely dont want to end up with some heavily used tokunbo as a wife, if you aint tear rubber then that is probably the reason why you cant be noticed (you better check yourself). by this time next yr i would probably be married with the RIGHT woman, while your donkey self keep getting sampled by men out there. the convent is definitely your only way out for happiness, at least people there will respect you.
biko, do us all a favor and go join that convent right away!
your loving imaginary husband

MRbrownJAY:

Dear future wife
i indeed think you are not serious, but it has nothing to do with not facing your books, but all to do with writing such letter on a faceless forum like NL, trying to get my attention. pls do me a favor and try to look somehow beautiful and attractive so i can notice you from the crowd of donkeys that are abound out there (if i didnt notice you by now then pls consider yourself a donkey). Another year is gone by and i am fully enjoying life and you should probably do the same. if ever you get tired of waiting for me, i heard that hugging transformers solved the problem. also, if you've had too many exes then no wonder i havent noticed you, as i surely dont want to end up with some heavily used tokunbo as a wife, if you aint tear rubber then that is probably the reason why you cant be noticed (you better check yourself). by this time next yr i would probably be married with the RIGHT woman, while your donkey self keep getting sampled by men out there. the convent is definitely your only way out for happiness, at least people there will respect you.
biko, do us all a favor and go join that convent right away!
your loving imaginary husband

ichidodo: mr man,what the f**k was that for?
Dear future wife
I understand ure frustrations, though i have my reservations as regards to ure numerous affairs, i stil believe that an intelectually smart and beautiful gurl as u should not succumb to these 'things'. I am sorry for putting u tru a lot and i hope u wil forgive me if/when destiny brings us together
your dearest
future husband

larrymoore: BDD broad day dreamer, fallacious fallacy.

MRbrownJAY:

Dear future wife
i indeed think you are not serious, but it has nothing to do with not facing your books, but all to do with writing such letter on a faceless forum like NL, trying to get my attention. pls do me a favor and try to look somehow beautiful and attractive so i can notice you from the crowd of donkeys that are abound out there (if i didnt notice you by now then pls consider yourself a donkey). Another year is gone by and i am fully enjoying life and you should probably do the same. if ever you get tired of waiting for me, i heard that hugging transformers solved the problem. also, if you've had too many exes then no wonder i havent noticed you, as i surely dont want to end up with some heavily used tokunbo as a wife, if you aint tear rubber then that is probably the reason why you cant be noticed (you better check yourself). by this time next yr i would probably be married with the RIGHT woman, while your donkey self keep getting sampled by men out there. the convent is definitely your only way out for happiness, at least people there will respect you.
biko, do us all a favor and go join that convent right away!
your loving imaginary husband

ichidodo: #badbelle#

mondi_cheeks: "Take it by force" thts wat my pastor wld tell u

Mynd_44:
Smart guy your pastor is. The OP should go out and go look for him and take him not sit here writing stories