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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Ugosample(m): 8:57pm On Jun 11, 2018
Senselin:
Most people here are still eating "mummy thank you". What will they know? Read comments na.

LMAO; D grin

People will comment based on their world view na

No castigate your country pipu tongue
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by babeosisi: 9:01pm On Jun 11, 2018
lobell:


Is this the same babyosisi or an imposter?

The one and only !!
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by dlaw70(m): 9:01pm On Jun 11, 2018
sexdoll:


lazy youth speaking.

na so mark zuckerberg take become billionaire abi?

abi na so samuel maduka onyishi of peace mass transit take start im business abi?

abi na so chimamanda adichie take start her career?

or maybe na so tony elumelu take start uba?

abeg no vex o but make i ask you this question: shebi you been come from benue ba? shebi you get sisters? shebi your sisters go gree follow the OP come start that correct bizness wey you dey suggestoram?

people with little brains.

whenever they talk you'll always wish they will learn how to shut their dirty trap.

u cram d biographies of all d millionairs in Nigeria, still u havnt been a millionair,isnt that funy?








Atlist i have a business idea,do u?
Capital NO
i cnt be chimamanda,mark nsuka bag or tony tetuila or whatever names u are calling,i can only be dlaw70 with my unique ideas,again what are ur ideas?

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by sexdoll: 9:14pm On Jun 11, 2018
dlaw70:
u cram d biographies of all d millionairs in Nigeria, still u havnt been a millionair,isnt that funy?
Atlist i have a business idea,do u?
Capital NO
i cnt be chimamanda,mark nsuka bag or tony tetuila or whatever names u are calling,i can only be dlaw70 with my unique ideas,again what are ur ideas?

unique idea my _arse!

brother, what you have is NOT in any way an idea...

what you have is purely an exploitation setup.

it wouldn't have been a problem in any way if only you will agree that your sisters will be part of the plan.

but like most exploiters, you will always want to USE another person/s (blood and sweat) to profit.

if only you were smart enough, you will understand that all those people i mentioned started their businesses by being creative rather than being exploitative

it's quite a pity that you will look at your utterly stupid and lascivious response and call it smart.

it really shows how shallow and shameless you really are.

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Dekadet(m): 9:16pm On Jun 11, 2018
Go into vegetable farming eg tomatoes, ugwu, pepper, spinach, lettuce, cabbage, bitter leaf etc. A lot of people consume this every day, hotels, restaurants, homes etc. This is a silent gold mime

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by arinola2504(f): 9:17pm On Jun 11, 2018
Invest it on jewelry business

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by emonkey(m): 9:22pm On Jun 11, 2018
Kokaine:
When asked what the problem is, an average Nigerian will say money! Money! Money!.

In my opinion, I feel the dearth of ideas is as great a challenge as the lack of money it self. While one person may need a grant of NGN100,000 to kick start a life, another person with 10million naira will still come online asking for ideas on how to invest it. Many a people I have met who 'happened' upon money and all they succeeded in doing was buy cars, buy a plot of land and boom! They went back to being broke.

Unfortunately for me, I find myself in the second category. The only business I know is alternative energy, I wish to diversify and involve myself in other forms of investments. Anything outside online businesses like bitcoin and what have you.

So I ask a simple question, and I believe many Nigerians will benefit from your responses here;

If you are given a million naira for free, what exactly would you invest it on? How long do you expect a turn over, and what risks and challenges would you encounter?

1 Million na money? Just take am chop life small and then return to your present hustle Bro.

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by dlaw70(m): 9:23pm On Jun 11, 2018
sexdoll:


unique idea my _arse!

brother, what you have in NOT in any way an idea...

what you have is purely an exploitation setup.

it wouldn't have been a problem in any way if only you will agree that your sisters will be part of the plan.

but like most exploiters, you will always want to USE another person/s (blood and sweat) to profit.

if only you were smart enough, you will understand that all those people i mentioned started their businesses by being creative rather than being exploitative

it's quite a pity that you will look at your utterly stupid and lascivious response and call it smart.

it really shows how shallow and shameless you really are.
employing all manner of name calling targeted at discrediting my humble opinion dsnt paturb me.Note this
,every succesful venture survives via exploitation.even if i dnt exploit my sis,someoene some where will in one way or d order.



If u had gone through d four walls of a tertiary institutiom,am sure u would have known that business in itself entails exploitation.

With this ur mindset,i can clearly c y u are still swiming in poverty

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by obontami: 9:26pm On Jun 11, 2018
grin
HITTED:
I would use part of it to play gamble and the other part to fvck ashewo.
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by pinkyruledworld(m): 9:36pm On Jun 11, 2018
I will surely invest in bitcoin and altcoins as this is even the best time to buy. One can make x2 of the money within 2weeks and one may not.
I don't mind if you can borrow me that 1million or even a 100000. I will surely do well with it. just incase God sent you to me. my number is on my signature. Thank you

Kokaine

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by lobell: 9:37pm On Jun 11, 2018
babeosisi:

The one and only !!
Na wa o. Welcome o. When did you 'back'?

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by babeosisi: 9:41pm On Jun 11, 2018
lobell:


Na wa o. Welcome o. When did you 'back'?

2 weeks ago
What was your old name
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by obontami: 9:44pm On Jun 11, 2018
grin cheesy
dlaw70:
bros just do this,rent a big two rooms,use room divideers to divide them into four small squre shape each,
come to Benue carry like 8 girls,take them to d house,put them inside and ask them to give u 1k each everyday


settle sars and police with 50k each,go bk to ur room and be sleeping,while getting 8k everyday without stresscheesy



sense is already killing me
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by sexdoll: 9:46pm On Jun 11, 2018
dlaw70:
employing all manner of name calling targeted at discrediting my humble opinion dsnt paturb me.Note this
,every succesful venture survives via exploitation.even if i dnt exploit my sis,someoene some where will in one way or d order.

If u had gone through d four walls of a tertiary institutiom,am sure u would have known that business in itself entails exploitation.

With this ur mindset,i can clearly c y u are still swiming in poverty

you who have been through the four walls of the university, just take a look at how poorly you write.

does it in any way show that you are even learned?

stupid abbreviations and poor spellings everywhere and still you want to call yourself a graduate. embarassed

your type will easily use your neighbor's son to do money ritual after all according to you EVERY SUCCESSFUL VENTURE SURVIVES VIA EXPLOITATION.

what a shameful, shameless, stupid as well as wicked mentality! lipsrsealed

See my friend let me tell you, i'd rather swim in poverty from now until the end of time than to swim in the blood and sweat of others who i will have to exploit just to have some numbers in my bank account.

dolts like you think everything is about the money.

well, i am not surprised.

money means so much only to those who have severe poverty mentality... yes, people like YOU!!! undecided

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by zsamorano(m): 9:51pm On Jun 11, 2018
with 1m, I will advice you to go for yam farming on 1hectare of land or ginger farming on 1 hectare of land....with 1m invested on either of these 2, I'm sure u will realise close to 3m within 6months. U can reach me at agro service corporation, asero ogun state or whatsapp me on 08064784680 for more explanations and renting or buying of land for such purpose. The reason why I choose the 2 is based on returns expected to be generated on it plus less stressful. Do u know the cost of 50kg of ginger is close to 7000 at local market now. the demand for it is even high and that of yam too...

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by kabillion(m): 9:53pm On Jun 11, 2018
Bet9ja go hear am.
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Kingsunnyaleke: 10:01pm On Jun 11, 2018
Before I used to say one million is not money my brother and sister go out nd do something u use ur eyes and see start up sometime with just ten thousand naira. Believe me after a year u will Go to church nd glorify God

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by DeWorlex45(m): 10:09pm On Jun 11, 2018
dlaw70:
u cram d biographies of all d millionairs in Nigeria, still u havnt been a millionair,isnt that funy?








Atlist i have a business idea,do u?
Capital NO
i cnt be chimamanda,mark nsuka bag or tony tetuila or whatever names u are calling,i can only be dlaw70 with my unique ideas,again what are ur ideas?
Thanks for letting him know that everybody can not be a ''Chimamanda? or Tony Elumelu?; must everyone be Mark Nnsuka Bag, as u hav said, or Dangote? It is good to have an idea on how to move one's life forward, but no matter how briliant ur ideas are, or how bright or clear ur vision is, if u don't have d required financial capital to take off, all na wash.
How much do we think DANGOTE used to start up his bizness in today's value? I even read that FEMI OTEDOLA start his Diesel bizness wit #15billion, making him to buy 100 units of DAF Tanker trailers at d total cost of #1.4billion to start with then, while getting land & other machineries for storage depot consume lots of financial resources.

It is said that d owner of ZENITH Bank founded d Bank with d capital of #20million then, pls can #20million starts a bank now, in today's Nigeria? If we are to be sincere to ourselves, depending on someone's location, ''#1m is really too small to begin a lucrative bizness here in Naija, except u also have another source of regular income. All is easier said than done.

Though, a ''CASH of #1m in Hand'' can still go a long way to relief someone from some strugles of assembling it together in d first place, but there is an extent to which it can really go, considering d state of things in Naija now. All these ''i will do this & that'' is just a mere talk, wen u start spending it now till a very short time, u will realise that u are just left with d balance of #25k & many things will still be needed to complete d little plan u had made.

I am not saying that #1m can't start anything, but wat i am saying is that ''it is really not a huge amount as how this thread want to made us think it is, & there is a very short limit to how far it can go.
In My Opinion,.

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Chukwudi4naija(m): 10:14pm On Jun 11, 2018
Jocknom:
Transportation, right now I know someone who want to sale a very clean 2002 Camry that can be use for Uber, with 1million definitely i can buy the car is around 800k he wants to sale it, is just that I don't have money at the money at least I will have buy it because since i finish my service I have been indoor, spometimes just hating the way I'm sef.
Hmmm! Finished service already?
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by henrixx(m): 10:29pm On Jun 11, 2018
Jocknom:
Transportation, right now I know someone who want to sale a very clean 2002 Camry that can be use for Uber, with 1million definitely i can buy the car is around 800k he wants to sale it, is just that I don't have money at the money at least I will have buy it because since i finish my service I have been indoor, sometimes just hating the way I'm sef.
pls give me his number
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by lobell: 10:33pm On Jun 11, 2018
babeosisi:

2 weeks ago What was your old name
Same name. Wasn't so active then.
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by eedrees(m): 10:37pm On Jun 11, 2018
PureMe01:
OPEN A BET9JA SHOP. dat is d surest biz I know for now.one yeye guy wey I BN know say shishi em no get go loan from bank open bet9ja shop 2016 november.now I no just dey understand em own transformation at all again..e too much.no come tell me say na another thing em do oo cos I sure for am say na d shops dey pay am.dude living sooo fine now..una no go understand.em don get like 5 shops wey dey pump give am moni.mind u wen i mean shop,i no mean one kiosk like dat,i mean standardly equipped wey be say wetin dey inside fit dey cost over 500k.I Neva see who open betting shop come later close up!!
if u don see Hala me cos me I still dey find am

correct guy..
Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by smeag0l(m): 10:37pm On Jun 11, 2018
The only way you can achieve all you said is if you drive your bus or keke by yourself. Business is tough in Nigeria particularly if you have an attractive monthly paying job that won't afford you time to do anything else and you want to have a business on the side. Nigerians are some of the most dishonest people in the world. I have an indian colleague in my office who owns two big supermarkets in Lagos and he had to go bring his brother from India to help manage it which is why he makes a lot of profit. Try this with a Nigerian even if he's your family member and you'll regret it. Personally, the only way I can use one million is to buy a 2001 sienna and register it with a transport company and get my agreed proceeds from them monthly.
Tetragramaton:
First as I no get job, I know there are two major things that sell no matter what. You can never go broke. Food and transport. If I have one millions naira, I will get myself tuce tuce bus or those small buses as they call it or keke marwa. People keep saying its not easy, the business is not good. Everyone keeps discouraging others from entering it yet you see new keke napep and tuce tuce buses everywhere. My friend got a bus. Those big buses. It plies ikotun to oshodi. A graduate from delsu. He sits mostly in front of the bus sometimes just to monitor the days job. They give him 10k daily. Sometimes they default but most of the time its 10k. Personally, I will buy keke. In a year plus I should be able to buy another one and gain from it before eventually giving it to the person. That's the only way I see people gaining from their transport. Especially keke. If you promise the driver that this keke will be urs in a year plus or two years, he will take care of it. Keke brings in average of 5k daily while tuce tuce is 7k daily. Depending on your area.

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by orimsamsam(m): 10:40pm On Jun 11, 2018
Tradefairlagos:
Nigeria is one of the worst places for a small startup right now. Many factors are against you
1. Low capital
2. High Taxation
3. Lack of infrastructure (power at the top of the list)
4. Stiff government policies
5. unhealthy competition

If I had a million naira, I will relocate to a better country where my future will be safeguarded. It might take a little struggling, but with hard work and dedication, overtime I will build a lasting future protected by good governance.
which country can you go to with 1million

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by greggng: 10:49pm On Jun 11, 2018
Kokaine:
what kind of vehicle can one million buy,
Where will the vehicle be stationed and what route will it run.

Let me tell you something , nothing is too small to start with. Last week someone bought Kia Rio 2012 manual car from me for just 850k. I asked the man what business he is gonna use it for and he Said taxify . He has 5 already and he is asking me to get more Kia for him. I was deeply touch by the passion he has for the business. Don't wait u ntill u 've billion

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Tetragramaton(m): 11:03pm On Jun 11, 2018
smeag0l:
The only way you can achieve all you said is if you drive your bus or keke by yourself. Business is tough in Nigeria particularly if you have an attractive monthly paying job that won't afford you time to do anything else and you want to have a business on the side. Nigerians are some of the most dishonest people in the world. I have an indian colleague in my office who owns two big supermarkets in Lagos and he had to go bring his brother from India to help manage it which is why he makes a lot of profit. Try this with a Nigerian even if he's your family member and you'll regret it. Personally, the only way I can use one million is to buy a 2001 sienna and register it with a transport company and get my agreed proceeds from them monthly.

Its a big risk but its worth taking. Most transporters carry the drivers to take oath. Some people actually do it with fake herbalist just to scare the driver into doing the right thing. I can do it too. I don't think 1 million will cover buying the sienna and registration with a transport company. Or what do I know.

Plus it is very easy to put your money on lock down. It is only illiterates they do all those transport wayo for. That's why buying a brand new keke or tuce tuce is the best not second hand. You cannot spend money repairing anything for at least 6 months. In this age of technology. He must bring sureties, take pictures , sign contracts. They will behave. Nobody wants his pictures flying up and down as a thief. A police man will be there when the contract is being signed. I know all this because I no people doing the business. Its harder for a lay man to enter without making investigations. I'd rather buy a new keke than a second hand car.

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jun 11, 2018
My business, paper Air freshener production, will gulp it

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Kyllahmc(m): 11:15pm On Jun 11, 2018
1 million naira is no longer money... considering how bleeped up our economy is.
you can't really do shit with 1mil... yea it kinda sounds like a big money but trust me... if you hold 1mil right now the way the money go take finish for your hand go even surprise you.

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by robinsonmfon(m): 11:18pm On Jun 11, 2018
1million too small abeg. I need 4mil. I am not greedy

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Tradefairlagos(f): 11:20pm On Jun 11, 2018
orimsamsam:
which country can you go to with 1million
Relocate to the UAE. You can get a job that pays minimum of 500k per month, depending on you qualifications. They even accept verified Nigerian certificate.

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jun 11, 2018
I really open this thread to learn one or two business ideas though..

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Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by ponti93(m): 11:26pm On Jun 11, 2018
Guyoo:
With 1million I will do the following :

1.Rent a self contain for 200k (no more hanging around or sharing room with friends)
2. Furnish it with 300k
3.Buy a laptop and computer accessories 150k
4.,Buy generator 50k
5. Change my wardrobe 300k (to look tight and like a big boy)
5. START YAHOO YAHOO BIG TIME
you tink say na free u go start am? U no go buy tools? Wen your money already don finish...

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