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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jul 08, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


The only thing you can beat is your wrinkled micropenis during your daily wänk sessions grin

I'm surprised you're talking tough sha. In the spirit of the thread ...is that what Jesus would do? grin grin grin

ode.

Bobrisky jnr.

Look at your childish insults? undecided little wonder a 30 plus man will be posting pictures of a LovePeddler he slept with for his guys to hail him.

For real? I am in my mid twenties and given those screenshots i saw, i should be the one making jokes about the size of your dic. Truthfully, i understood the reason you had to leave a LovePeddler bleeding on the floor when she made jokes about your dic. That would hurt me too if i had the size of your dic. But take heart, guess you compensate that by cheating on your wife.

If it wasn't for my believe in God and sense of decency, i would have posted a picture of my dic on nairaland so we compare and you know you and i no be mates.

Let's not forget, it was you who mentioned me and still went on to do busy body to your friend over a matter that is none of your business. Who is the sissy now?

Don't bother answering, your ego is too fragile to say the truth about yourself. Adios bro.
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by tsnsamuel(m): 5:25pm On Jul 08, 2018
Liveair:


You don't seem to get it! Who allowed him to be deserted? The answer is staring you in the face.
But, did he choose the path, as a baby, to be abandoned? Please my dear, think.

The story explained the kind of life he lived, he was deserted as a result of his choices. So God shouldn't be blamed for whatever troubles he went through, even a christian will experience tribulations but he can always be sure he will come out victorious, because christ already said that, but in his case he thought about suicide because he didn't have this assurance that things will definitely get better, which comes with having an intimate relationship with christ, and the comforting of the holy spirit

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 5:29pm On Jul 08, 2018
Nihilstjnr:



if I indeed cheated on my wife and posted pics on NL with my own two hands, then you think the essays you're writing up there are supposed to shame me? grin

Damn you really are as stüpid as you are pathetic.

Pathetic is when a man cheats on the woman who gave him two sons, stupid is posting the screenshots of such things for your guys to hail. Nigga doesnt even see that he has disrespected theb mother of his sons.

No i will never shame you, obviously you are shameless. So whats the point? I am posting it for posterity sake.

This is the reason why you creep from thread to thread and mailbox to mailbox, haunting girls like the ghost of a 76 year old virgin, who died from chronic blueballs - begging to be their friends, and getting embarrassed in public everytime.

Alas! I guess everybody stalks each other then. Abi you want lie say you no follow my diary too?

You've clearly been stalking me as well, cos you're making reference to a post from 2 years ago, from a diary that hasn't been updated in months, that was run under an account I haven't logged into since March.

At least two girls here, including the one you quoted, buthave told you to leave them alone and stop preavhing to them, but pathetic simps are gonna simp.

Saf never told me to leave her alone. If she did, she shoupd bring the screenshot out. Last she did, was opined if i was dead.

No it wasnt from a diary. It was recently. Dont lie. You travelled to an eastern european country and posted a shot of your dick in a white female's mouth. Amongst other pictures as well. Let me be clear, i stalk every post and persons that interest me on nairaland. Its a "public" forum so i dont see the "stalking" as a crime.

You already know your moniker is a joke on this forum...so please don't get angry when I laugh. grin grin grin

Morality Olopa, I hail cheesy

Ode.


I will rather have it so than have my moniker mean something other thsn that to manwhores, womenwhores, gamblers, cheats, and of course your very own, fraudsters. Yes and of course recently, cultists too.
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Vorfool: 5:47pm On Jul 08, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


The only thing you can beat is your wrinkled micropenis during your daily wänk sessions grin

I'm surprised you're talking tough sha. In the spirit of the thread ...is that what Jesus would do? grin grin grin

ode.

Bobrisky jnr.
Vorpal the wankin pastor grin

Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by digz: 5:51pm On Jul 08, 2018
bwuahahahahhaha vorfool cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by sweetrace(f): 5:55pm On Jul 08, 2018
JesusSonOfGod:
A young man who was tired of living, decided that the best thing for him was to take his life. He was about to commit suicide, then he remembered what his mom use to say "Repent and come to Jesus and He will give you a new life". He thought to himself, " Will Jesus accept me the way I am. I have lived a rough life, I have sinned greatly. My sins are so much that He might not accept me. If my parents will disown me, my siblings avoid me and no one loves me because of my evil ways, will He accept me?"

He decided to give it a try. He wore his best clothes, yet it couldn't cover up the tattoo that was all over his body. He got to a church he was once invited to years ago. He met two security men and a pastor in front of the church. He told them he came for prayers and he needed to talk to a pastor. The pastor said to him "My brother, this is a church, it is a holy place, we live holy lives, so we don't allow people with dreadlocks like yours, torn Jean and tattoo on the body". "Yes sir, that's why I came, because I need a new live" the young man said (tears almost dropping from his eyes).

The pastor replied "My brother, we are saying the same thing, our policy here does not allow such dressing". The young man concluded in his heart that God has rejected him as he cried back home. He got home and hung himself. He died.

So I was thinking, what would Jesus have done if he was the pastor? I think Jesus would have listened to him and say "My son, I was actually here waiting for you. I got worried because time was ticking. You came here because you heard me when I called. I know my sheep and they hear me when I call. Then Jesus would pray for him, preach the good news, baptize him and say to him "Son, your sins are forgiven, go and sin no more. Get some nice clothes, have a nice hair cut and follow my ways".

We are Christians because we are followers of Jesus Christ. It means Christ-like. Christianity means, people who live like Christ. So I think the Pastor is just a Pastor by title, he does not have Christ in him.Let us live like Christ because that's holiness.


John 10:14-16, Luke 5:32, Luke 19:10, Mark 2:17, 1 Timothy 1:15....

This was really impressive until the get a haircut and nice clothes part. I think that'll be you talking and certainly not Jesus.
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 5:58pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:


Pathetic is when a man cheats on the woman who gave him two sons, stupid is posting the screenshots of such things for your guys to hail. Nigga doesnt even see that he has disrespected theb mother of his sons.

No i will never shame you, obviously you are shameless. So whats the point? I am posting it for posterity sake.



Alas! I guess everybody stalks each other then. Abi you want lie say you no follow my diary too?



Saf never told me to leave her alone. If she did, she shoupd bring the screenshot out. Last she did, was opined if i was dead.

No it wasnt from a diary. It was recently. Dont lie. You travelled to an eastern european country and posted a shot of your dick in a white female's mouth. Amongst other pictures as well. Let me be clear, i stalk every post and persons that interest me on nairaland. Its a "public" forum so i dont see the "stalking" as a crime.



I will rather have it so than have my moniker mean something other thsn that to manwhores, womenwhores, gamblers, cheats, and of course your very own, fraudsters. Yes and of course recently, cultists too.

Honest to God, when I say you are foolish, you should say yes sir.

I was having a conversation with my brethren on the Chelsea thread, when I posted a screenshot of whatsapp conversation that I had with my guy in Sweden. I even mentioned that I was currently working out of a cafe in London at that very moment ffs grin

You now ran with it and claimed that I was cheating on my wife cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mehn lets do a quick search of your mentions on this forum

AntiBru.tus:


Vorpal!!!

Go take your meds and stop stalking me. I am not the cause of your problem!!!

4o.ur:
vorpal 2018 u're still cleaning bras for women

Beo.rn:


Vorpal please take your madness to another section. What's wrong with you? Here's not the Religion Section, stop derailing this thread with psychotic posts.

Dom.inique, please do something about this weirdo.

Thegamingor.ca:




Ohhh vorpal. Knowest you not, that you are an idiot? sad

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:04pm On Jul 08, 2018
There's a clear trend here Blackfyre, all the comments and mentions around all your monikers show clear concern about your mental state.

Lets just have a look at this statement from your earlier response to me:

Blackfyre:


If it wasn't for my believe in God and sense of decency, i would have posted a picture of my dic on nairaland so we compare and you know you and i no be mates.
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You would have posted a picture of your micropenis on the internet, because faceless nihilist on the internet said you have a micropenis, and on a thread titled - what would Jesus do ffs? grin grin grin grin grin grin

Bruv. No words.

No freaking words.

Funny thing is, I clicked on your profile and saw that you're even considering cutting off the damn thing sef.

Shey na the same pic you wan snap post for here? grin grin grin grin

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


Honest to God, when I say you are foolish, you should say yes sir.

I was having a conversation with my brethren on the Chelsea thread, when I posted a screenshot of whatsapp conversation that I had with my guy in Sweden. I even mentioned that I was currently working out of a cafe in London at that very moment ffs grin

You now ran with it and claimed that I was cheating on my wife cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mehn lets do a quick search of your mentions on this forum








All this one no move me. You are such an hypocrite and a liar. How does your wife put up with you? undecided Damn!

Which yeye sweden! You had your dick in a white ladys mouth! Do you honestly want me to start posting pictures?

Only if i were sick and degenerate as you are would i have saved the pic tho. I honestly wanted to so i use it when the time comes but i just overlooked it

Nice one btw the account una go raise. I go change am enter curse for una now. cheesy
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:
There's a clear trend here all the comments and mentions around all your monikers show clear concern about your mental state.

Lets just have a look at this statement from your earlier response to me:



You would have posted a picture of your micropenis on the internet, because faceless nihilist on the internet said you have a micropenis, and on a thread titled - what would Jesus do ffs? grin grin grin grin grin grin

Bruv. No words.

No freaking words.

Funny thing is, I clicked on your profile and saw that you're even considering cutting off the damn thing sef.

Shey na the same pic you wan snap post for here? grin grin grin grin

But here is the catch bro, for the sake of decency. But who did and with a LovePeddler with it too? See how you are judging yourself.

Its nice tho, you havent denied it outrightly. I think there is a bit of honor left in you somewhere.
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:09pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:


All this one no move me. You are such an hypocrite and a liar. How does your wife put up with you? undecided Damn!

Which yeye sweden! You had your dick in a white ladys mouth! Do you honestly want me to start posting pictures?

Only if i were sick and degenerate as you are would i have saved the pic tho. I honestly wanted to so i use it when the time comes but i just overlooked it

Nice one btw the account una go raise. I go change am enter curse for una now. cheesy


I triple dare you to post the pics you fool grin

It can't be too hard, you kuku stalk me anyway.

You once deactivated when the shame of rejection when you toasted a babe weighed heavily on your mind. I'm trying to see if I cant replicate that scenario.

I'm doing some digging. Lets have some fun boy grin grin

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:11pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:


But here is the catch bro, for the sake of decency. But who did and with a LovePeddler with it too? See how you are judging yourself.

Its nice tho, you havent denied it outrightly. I think there is a bit of honor left in you somewhere.

When are you slicing off your dick and how do you intend to do it? cheesy

With a rusty butter knife or with a razor blade? grin

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Vorfool: 6:17pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


When are you slicing off your dick and how do you intend to do it? cheesy

With a rusty butter knife or with a razor blade? grin
grin

cc saff ibkayee
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


I triple dare you to post the pics you fool grin

It can't be too hard, you kuku stalk me anyway.

You once deactivated when the shame of rejection when you toasted a babe weighed heavily on your mind. I'm trying to see if I cant replicate that scenario.

I'm doing some digging. Lets have some fun boy grin grin

But she at time claim she didnt na, abi?

However, facts still remains you cheated on your wife, mother of your sons.

You will try very hard but you will fail. Its all you can do really. Physically, you are no match.
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


When are you slicing off your dick and how do you intend to do it? cheesy

With a rusty butter knife or with a razor blade? grin

Eeyah. See how a grown man 30plus with two sons cheating on his wife fixating on the dic of a dude in his mid twenties.

Smh

Whats more funny is that you think i will deactivate for a notorious cheat like you and who sees it fit to disrespect his mother sons on nairaland so them boys can hail him. What a shame!
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:24pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:


But she at time claim she didnt na, abi?

However, facts still remains you cheated on your wife, mother of your sons.

You will try very hard but you will fail. Its all you can do really. Physically, you are no match.


The only person i cheated on my wife with is your mum, and i'm ready to post her pics here

Anyway quick question, why are you so obsessed with penis?

I can see from your post history that approximately 66.7% of your posts are phallus related...other people's phallus's

Blackfyre:


What's the dickchallenge video all about?

Btw, you did not answer my earlier question, fatness or length?


Blackfyre:
Summary....

A nairalander gbenshes a nairalander who fawned over his big dic who is also turned on by sex in weird places and also apparently lasts up to 20mins till the point she came and couldn't walk.

The end...


Blackfyre:


You know funny thing.is, there was this chick that had ingested a lot of sperm that i took very serious. I didn't even bother to ask counts but she was a virgin. But at the end of the day, never accept what you have never given out.....its just upsetting the balance...

Blackfyre:


I was referring to the particular girl you said I should quote na....abi....babe wey guys don slap their erect dicks on her pussy...kpa kpa kpa....don spit ontop am...don bite the boobi anyhow....don choke and gaggle on them boys sperm.....don slap their erect dicks on her cheeks...


Is this why you want to take a razorblade to yourself down there?

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:25pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:


Eeyah. See how a grown man 30plus with two sons cheating on his wife fixating on the dic of a dude in his mid twenties.

Smh

Whats more funny is that you think i will deactivate for a notorious cheat like you and who sees it fit to disrespect his mother sons on nairaland so them boys can hail him. What a shame!

Clearly i'm NOT the one fixated on the genitals of other men bro...

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:29pm On Jul 08, 2018
Chronicles of a Simp, Episode 9785

I'm going to do a Pusha T on this clown.

Take it really slow... cool

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


The only person i cheated on my wife with is your mum, and i'm ready to post her pics here

Anyway quick question, why are you so obsessed with penis?

I can see from your post history that approximately 66.7% of your posts are phallus related...other people's phallus's










Is this why you want to take a razorblade to yourself down there?

So cheap of you!

You are digging posts that involve her to malign me so you can save face with her.

Its very obvious you chat with her offline.

Oh yes, mentioning my mother makes you the refined one and i hope she reads this too and see the sort of person you are.

You cheated on your wife who gave you two sons and still have the effrontery to be mentioning someone else's mother on top of it.

I don talk am, na only mouth you get. So sensitive about it you left a LovePeddler bleeding on the floor because she made a joke about your dic. I wont even get mad at that, God go teach you lesson the whole of nairaland will hear.

But that girl lacks wisdom sha. She no wise at all. Associates with the wrong set of people always.
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:32pm On Jul 08, 2018
This loser even went as far as describing the sound made by another man's organ ffs grin grin

Blackfyre:



...babe wey guys don slap their erect dicks on her pussy...kpa kpa kpa....don spit ontop am...don bite the boobi anyhow....don choke and gaggle on them boys sperm.....don slap their erect dicks on her cheeks.

We can see the clown is deep in his fantasies here sha

kpa kpa kpa

bite

spit

choke

gaggle

ooooh Vorpal grin
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:35pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:


So cheap of you!

You are digging posts that involve her to malign me so you can save face with her.

Its very obvious you chat with her offline.

Oh yes, mentioning my mother makes you the refined one and i hope she reads this too and see the sort of person you are.

You cheated on your wife who gave you two sons and still have the effrontery to be mentioning someone else's mother on top of it.

I don talk am, na only mouth you get. So sensitive about it you left a LovePeddler bleeding on the floor because she made a joke about your dic. I wont even get mad at that, God go teach you lesson the whole of nairaland will hear.

But that girl lacks wisdom sha. She no wise at all. Associates with the wrong set of people always.

You hope your mother sees me promising to have sex with her? grin

What kind of freak are you?

Are you planning to watch from inside the cupboard as i mount her corpulent frame, while my balls go kpa kpa kpa on her face? grin

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


Clearly i'm NOT the one fixated on the genitals of other men bro...

But you mentioned it first na. No be you talk am? You brought it into the matter na cheesy

You are so insecure about it, its very obvious. I feel very sorry for you. Chai!

As per those posts. Well, i cant accept a woman who isnt a virgin given past experiences. The hole that my own son will pass out is what some random and a number of men had pummeled? No way. On top of that a woman says its natural for her to do comparisons where my own son will pass into this world. No thank you.

So yeah, that explains why i am fixated on accepting what i havent given out.
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:41pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


You hope your mother sees me promising to have sex with her? grin

What kind of freak are you?

Are you planning to watch from inside the cupboard as i mount her corpulent frame, while my balls go kpa kpa kpa on her face? grin

Such filth. You are just doing yourself.

Your ego has been bruised so badly you are worsening your situation. All of una just dey gather curses on una head.

I was referring to saff, i hope she is reading the sort of person you are. I sure say, you been dey plan to score points with her.
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:44pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:


But you mentioned it first na. No be you talk am? You brought it into the matter na cheesy

You are so insecure about it, its very obvious. I feel very sorry for you. Chai!

As per those posts. Well, i cant accept a woman who isnt a virgin given past experiences. The hole that my own son will pass out is what some random and a number of men had pummeled? No way. On top of that a woman says its natural for her to do comparisons where my own son will pass into this world. No thank you.

So yeah, that explains why i am fixated on accepting what i havent given out.

Given your strike out rate, I don't think you should concern yourself too much with having children.

The statement that there's someone for everyone is a lie...losers like you don't get any grin

You know and I know it, hence you creating a topic discussing whether to use the razor blade grin

Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:
This loser even went as far as describing the sound made by another man's organ ffs grin grin



We can see the clown is deep in his fantasies here sha

kpa kpa kpa

bite

spit

choke

gaggle

ooooh Vorpal grin


Loser? You who cheated on your wife who gave you two sons? Claims only to know about ashawo and alcohol? Didnt you talk about tonguing white assholes?

Man you are so much filth. Saff hope you see?
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:49pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:


Such filth. You are just doing yourself.

Your ego has been bruised so badly you are worsening your situation. All of una just dey gather curses on una head.

I was referring to saff, i hope she is reading the sort of person you are. I sure say, you been dey plan to score points with her.

My Ego bruised?

Bruised? grin grin grin

bruh i'm here laying out your deepest darkest secrets, while disrespecting your forbears, and you're concerned about my ego?

i'm here trying to make you take your own damn life bro cheesy

Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by nihilistjnr: 6:51pm On Jul 08, 2018
Blackfyre:



Loser? You who cheated on your wife who gave you two sons? Claims only to know about ashawo and alcohol? Didnt you talk about tonguing white assholes?

Man you are so much filth. Saff hope you see?


Are you talking about this post? grin grin grin

Nihilstjnr:


My new oga's oga is visting us from Birmingham. I'm busy kissing ass ojare. I'm just on my lunch break now, but in a few minutes I will be back to tonguing white rectum.




Good God how idiotic are you? cheesy

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Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


Given your strike out rate, I don't think you should concern yourself too much with having children.

The statement that there's someone for everyone is a lie...losers like you don't get any grin

You know and I know it, hence you creating a topic discussing whether to use the razor blade grin

Losers like me dont get girls who have spent their ages from 16 smoking weed and shisha, slept with different men. Be whooped by one of them and couldnt have the mind to share what she did.

No, men like me deserve better. Not women who have gaggled on those dics and have that mouth kiss my own son. Or breastfeed my child on the breasts that some men may have cummed on. Sent all manner of nude pics to them boys that in her mind now sees it fit not to date or marry. Especially since i havent done same to any female in my life.

Why has thou now want to crucify me for demanding what is just, right and fair before God and man?

World people what have i done not to deserve a virgin?!!!!! cry cry cry cry

Nooo, i will be that loser that deserves a virgin. I hope you married your wife a virgin tho smiley smiley
Re: What Would Jesus Do In This Case? by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jul 08, 2018
nihilistjnr:


My Ego bruised?

Bruised? grin grin grin

bruh i'm here laying out your deepest darkest secrets, while disrespecting your forbears, and you're concerned about my ego?

i'm here trying to make you take your own damn life bro cheesy

You cant even take me down with a punch, its words you want to use?

I swear you are so weak. Only weak men cheat on their wives and post the whores pic for them guys to see. What validation are you looking for? That you score white chicks

How immature can you be? Went further to start talking about my dic? Chai!

Diaris God oooo! tongue

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