DOCTUFOS: Ikilo 4:1-25


1. This is for you, teenagers, for you should know it before you clock the age of twenty, so that you do not fall into the errors which shall ruin your life.
2. In your teenage years, you shall experience any or all of these things which I shall mention; you shall have wet dreams, dreaming of sex in your sleep.
3. You shall see yourself flying in your dream when you are seeking freedom from your parents. You shall see yourself eating in the dream also. And sometimes, when you have passed out of a school, you shall see yourself there again in your dream with you past classmates.
4. And your pastors and parents shall interprete your natural dreams to you in a demonized way. For all the elements of your dreams shall be demonized and the messages which they carry shall be turned into scary imagery for you to contend for the rest of your life.
5. Now hear the interpretation of your pastors and religious parents: you have spiritual husband or wife, that is why you have those sex in your dream. You shall have need of deliverance.
6. You are being possessed of the devil, therefore you fly in your dreams. You shall have need of deliverance. You eat in your dreams, therefore you shall have need of deliverance, for the food which you eat in your dreams are not ordinary but demonic.
7. You saw yourself in your former school with your past schoolmates? This is a sign of backwardness, therefore you shall have need of deliverance.
8. Now this is the beginning of fear for a teenager. But this is not supposed to be.
9. Now the truth of the matter is this: all those dreams are the works of nature and there is nothing to fear about them. For when you have wet dreams as a teenager, it is a sign of your sexual maturity.
10. And it is a message of the chemical changes in your body.
11. And when you fly in your dreams, it is a feeling of what your mind desires while you were awake; for you, thinking that your parents are overprotective, have desired freedom deep down your mind.
12. And the freedom which you could not have in real life has nature given to you in your dream such that you found yourself defying gravity by flying. And you have great joy while you are in the dream, but when you wake up, your religious parents and Pastors destroyed your joy for you.
13. And the dream whereby you eat is a representation of the ideas which flows into your mind while you were awake. Now, this calls for deeper thoughts, rather than getting scared. For if you eat in your dream, it is a call to you by nature that you should digest certain good ideas and work upon them.
14. For teenage minds are capable of achieving great success if they work upon their ideas.
15. Now also, when you dream of seeing yourself again in the school where you have left, this is a call for reflection. For it is only a dream revealing the photo album of your life to you. For your past classmates are missing you and you are missing them also. Therefore nature has brought them into your memory again through dreams.
16. Therefore be happy when you have such dreams. For nature have made it possible for you to see them again after a long while.
17. Now this goes to those who got their successes at the late hours. For he who got admission into the University after trying for many times, hear this; and for you who got a job when you have tried for several times, listen to this. And you who did freedom ceremony after learning a craft, you should know this;
18. You might dream and see yourself go late to an examination. And when you wake up, you panic, saying, the witches and wizards are after me. I say, no. There are no witches or wizards after you, but nature has revealed your emotions to you.
19. For in your waking state, you ponder upon your late success and then you dream of it in another form, taking the shape of going late to an examination or an interview as the case may be.
20. Now this goes to everyone who dreams of a relative or a friend dying. Check your relationship with the person who died in the dream and you can tell if you should take the dream literally or not.
21. For the dreams of death of a friend or relatives are not often literal, but symbolic. For death in dreams could mean change and transformation in reality. Therefore when you dream of your relatives dying, do not panic. For it could be a sign of your distance from the person.
22. For if you are not as close as before to that friend or relative, nature brings to you such dreams of death. This is for you to amend your relationship again.
23. And even some shall see themselves beheading such friend or relative in a dream and they fear that it might happen in reality. But I tell you, it shall not happen. For this is only a picture of how you have distanced yourself from such friend or relative when you could have easily reached to him or her through the Internet and such like.
24. Therefore whenever you have such dream, send a message to such person, saying I love you and I am missing you. But the pastors and religious leaders shall interprete such dream to you in a scary manner. And your problems shall begin from there if you are not aware of this truth.
25. For so have many before you been destroyed by the things which they were told.

wassade:
Nice

Niflheim:
@OtemAtum,


These words should be pasted in the halls of every tertiary institution and secondary school in Nigeria!!! Brilliant!!!

ScienceWatch:
I am feeling very uncomfortable with this post directed at teenagers. We all know that anyone can talk, but can they prove what they are teaching ?

Can every talker prove what they are saying ? Teenager are smart today. They rightfully demand evidence before they accept and act on advice. Therefore I recommend that they do there research on the meaning of dreams. Also the consequences of Nightmares etc.

The op would have been better if it was about Doctufos.

Primesky:
Let the teenagers flee without looking back!. Flee for your life!. The soul hunters have arrived, they seek for nothing but your destiny, your soul.

Ahh!, children of the most high, your destiny becons and the time of your unveiling is near!. Watch then, for the devil is out to deceive you and to destroy your gifts, with lying words and deceit, to confuse and derail you. Have you not read it as written in the Holy scriptures in Joel 2:28 And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions:

Daniel 11:32 And such as do wickedly against the covenant shall he corrupt by flatteries: but the people that do know their God shall be strong, and do exploits

It's time to do exploits, to subdue the wicked one, reject his bribe, turn down and tune out his voice of lies and his words of deceit.

Here comes the enemy, in a bid to deceive and deny you your place in divine plan. Never listen to the voice of lies!. This is the last days, the time appointed, the time of the promise. Therefore stand fast and resist the lies of the lying ones.

Read your Bibles like never before!. For hidden mysteries of the divine will shall be unveiled to you. Do not lose your guard by wallowing in assumptions. The snake is subtle, but his cover is blown away, arise you sons of light and wage war against the enemy of your souls. Victory is yours!

Jesus Christ is the Lord forever!

OtemAtum:

Flee to where? They cannot flee from the truth. No matter how you flee from the truth, it will still stare at your face through experience.

Primesky:


Hahaha... There's coming a generation believers, who will unpredictable. They will mess up your lying gods like never before. Don't for once think you will win, because God has prepared a shocker for you guys. That's why your fallen angels masters are restless, trying to deceive them with sweet words. But they will still be defeated. Don't be part of them. Jesus Christ is the way.

ScienceWatch:
I am feeling very uncomfortable with this post directed at teenagers. We all know that anyone can talk, but can they prove what they are teaching ?

Can every talker prove what they are saying ? Teenager are smart today. They rightfully demand evidence before they accept and act on advice. Therefore I recommend that they do there research on the meaning of dreams. Also the consequences of Nightmares etc.

The op would have been better if it was about Doctufos.

RuthlessLeader:

Didn't you guys agree not to engage atheists anymore? Backsliders oshi

Primesky:


When was that agreement made?. And how was I a pertaker of it?, prove it let the world see your lies.

God has not given up on you neither has He said He has given up on atheists. Some of you will preach the bible more than us very soon. It's already happening all over the world. Again I say some, and oh how privileged they are. I pray you will be one of them.

RuthlessLeader:

Mr fuckface how far na? Your oga butterflyleo told you to stop engaging atheists but you are breaking the rules of the holy spirit. Chai.

Primesky:


Hahaha... There's coming a generation believers, who will unpredictable. They will mess up your lying gods like never before. Don't for once think you will win, because God has prepared a shocker for you guys. That's why your fallen angels masters are restless, trying to deceive them with sweet words. But they will still be defeated. Don't be part of them. Jesus Christ is the way.

ScienceWatch:
Mr shitbag, it is clear that your Atheist Training Manual is confusing you. Why are you unable to discern the difference between "engaging an atheist" and "exposing satanic Atheism."

I and others EXPOSE SATANIC ATHEISM !

Go study your satanic Atheists Training Manual again especially the hateful lessons No.2; 3; 5; 6; 7; 10; 11; 14; 15; 19; 21; 22; 23; 27 and 28.

While you revel in that stench, wise truth seekers are celebrating this link by the esteemed Olaadegbu ;
https://www.nairaland.com/4611975/nihilist-pastor-theologian-how-dr#69300865

RuthlessLeader:

Didn't you guys agree not to engage atheists anymore? Backsliders oshi

OtemAtum:
You need the light.

RuthlessLeader:

Okay.

Primesky:


When darkness becomes light to a living human being, then there's a big problem!.

You need Jesus Christ. He alone can show you the light.

RuthlessLeader:

Another one. Shitbag


Oh really. Just say that your belief in your Eunuch Christ is shaky and you defend it by coming online to preach bullshit. I won't beat you, but I will sha laugh.


There is no atheist training manual. Sorry, I forgot you have a shitbrain. Forgive me, PseudoScienceWatch.


I don't take his threads seriously, except if I want to study mental illness

ScienceWatch:
Are you really going mad ?

How dare you accuse the esteemed Primesky falsely?

Engagement is a promise to marry. There is no such thing going on.

What I see going on is a concerted effort by many True Christians and Theists worldwide to EXPOSE. SATANIC ATHEISM.

Butterflyleo's well timed reposting of the horrific Atheists Training Manual is making the job of EXPOSING satanical atheism easy.

One simply have to say to someone ""Here read this manual on how to harm innocent kind and loving people."

[s]Remember that engagement is a promise to marry. Who would want to marry someone that practices daily to insult, mock and hate innocent people and a God they proved has never existed ?[/s]

This type of behaviour is regularly witnessed and studied in the Mental Asylums worldwide.

Women know this horror of engaging satanic atheists.

ScienceWatch:
[s]Is that all you can say now that Primesky has also EXPOSED you as a chronic liar?
But I am not surprised at all. You are behaving just like your precious Satanic Atheists Training Manual teaches. You should practise those 30 lessons on mocking Christianity more because you are not good.
You are a below average student.[/s]

ScienceWatch:
Can you finally see why atheism is synonomous with the Gay Movement ?
Atheists argue exactly the same way gays do.

RuthlessLeader:

Complete bullshit

ScienceWatch:
So says an EXPOSED liar. You know the saying, "A. Liar will also steal." Could this be true for you ?

1) I see evidence that you lie.

2) I see evidence that you consistently rob innocent God loving people of their dignity.

Only a madman will consistently STEAL others dignity.

This behaviour is only witnessed in the worlds prisons and Mental Asylums.

I am done with you.

Go do something constructive , Like flying a kite.

RuthlessLeader:

Complete bullshit

ScienceWatch:
Really. If I were to post your style of arguing with a few Gay Movement arguments, you will easily see that both are the same. My advice is, zip up because Aids is extremely contagious.

RuthlessLeader:

Not even wrong. Complete crap. Are you sure you don't eat shit? Because what you posted is shit and we are what we eat.