ahnie:
I've just had a small rowdy section with my
husband because of my little girl .she's daddy's pearl.

They ve gone to church,whilst I stayed aback
With my little son.the church z few blocks away from my home.i can hear the sermons
so if you check am well,I still de with them for church in spirit.

I'm a modern deeper lifer..i don't wear puff puff shoulder pad dresses,or over sized shoes
infact I just went and made Mohawk hair yesterday.awon slaying deeper lifer.whilst coming back from the saloon,my pastor was in his car driving towards me as soon as he saw me...he just purposely increased his car acceleration voooom the guy just drove with speed pasted me.

My baldheaded husband came back from hustle,I found out that he has cut his hair,I complimented him,he shone his infinix phone
touchlight on my hair and he said my new hair style made me look like a frog paddling a canoe.mtcheeew.

Wetin consign me and my little son
Has not let me rest,he has been trying to pull
the hawk from my hair.

Happy Sunday peeps.

Lwtmb o.

I like your sense of humor. But I need to see how a frog paddling a canoe looks like o. Pishure please.

els0nm0rali:


Lwtmb o.

I like your sense of humor. But I need to see how a frog paddling a canoe looks like o. Pishure please.

Dyt:


Briefly
Something you think is catchy for her

Sorry this is coming so late.

There's nothing catchy about me... Lemme think...

I may not always be the first in my "class", but I'm never the last. .. and i hate being average.. when the conditions are good, I'm usually among the best... But when conditions are unfavorable, i can be very gloomy, though i only need soft motivating words to get me flying again.

I have a very plain, open and free heart.
I don't know how to lie... And i hate injustice...

Anything else she wants to know about me, maybe my diary will do... I wrote some gloomy gloomy stuffs there when things were low..., but that's not the real me.



I don't require her to be catchy. Im a shy person not used to glamour. A plain Jane with some brains, I'm absolutely contended

oweniwe:


Sorry this is coming so late.

There's nothing catchy about me... Lemme think...

I may not always be the first in my "class", but I'm never the last. .. and i hate being average.. when the conditions are good, I'm usually among the best... But when conditions are unfavorable, i can be very gloomy, though i only need soft motivating words to get me flying again.

I have a very plain, open and free heart.
I don't know how to lie... And i hate injustice...

Anything else she wants to know about me, maybe my diary will do... I wrote some gloomy gloomy stuffs there when things were low..., but that's not the real me.



I don't require her to be catchy. Im a shy person not used to glamour. A plain Jane with some brains, I'm absolutely contended

Sisisioge


Do you fancy him?

Dyt:




Sisi

Your phone no dey rest from Nairaland?

Madam please take Nairaland easy o

Sisisioge is looking for ready made man so i guess i won't tick any of her boxes.

oweniwe:


Your phone no dey rest from Nairaland?

Madam please take Nairaland easy o

Sisisioge is looking for ready made man so i guess i won't tick any of her boxes.

Lol
You no just well

oweniwe:


Your phone no dey rest from Nairaland?

Madam please take Nairaland easy o

Sisisioge is looking for ready made man so i guess i won't tick any of her boxes.

Haba nau...I don't even have a checklist.

Dyt:




Sisisioge


Do you fancy him?

Guy sounds so cute, humorous and bright...but he's in far away Asaba. I no do embarassed embarassed

sisisioge:




Guy sounds so cute, humorous and bright...but he's in far away Asaba. I no do

As expected

Dyt:


As expected

I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga

sisisioge:


I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga

Make I make thread for you na
Loooool

sisisioge:


Distance is our enemy already..

You're right about distance... I've been in it before.

It's like having money you can't spend...

Or virtual online jollof rice... Person will be seeing fine, tasty jollof rice on phone and be salivating, but one can't eat it.

I'm sorry for passing prejudiced opinion about you earlier. I hope I'm pardoned.

...

Dyt i well o

oweniwe:


You're right about distance... I've been in it before.

It's like having money you can't spend...

Or virtual online jollof rice... Person will be seeing fine, tasty jollof rice on phone and be salivating, but one can't eat it.

I'm sorry for passing prejudiced opinion about you earlier. I hope I'm pardoned.

...

Dyt i well o

Wehdone

Dyt:



Make I make thread for you na
Loooool

You no well

oweniwe:


You're right about distance... I've been in it before.

It's like having money you can't spend...

Or virtual online jollof rice... Person will be seeing fine, tasty jollof rice on phone and be salivating, but one can't eat it.

I'm sorry for passing prejudiced opinion about you earlier. I hope I'm pardoned.

...

Dyt i well o

You are pardoned

sisisioge:


I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga

Camdan sweetie...Distance z not a barrier.you could always take flight or GiG motors .

ahnie:


Camdan sweetie...Distance z not a barrier.you could always take flight or GiG motors .

So when my AC is too cool at high and it's drying my skin and making me shiver, I should quickly grab a ticket to Asaba via road or air ba? I year you

sisisioge:


I am in Lagos! He's in Asaba! Distance is our enemy already... I swearit, I want to love and be loved. I want to laugh with someone. I am seriously tired of being single. But, what's the use of a gazillion kilometers between me and the bobo? Find me a Lagos based bobo who is just cool and see me go gaga

What of me wey dey Seme border?

HungerBAD:


What of me wey dey Seme border?

You don show interest?

HungerBAD:


What of me wey dey Seme border?

I keep telling you that since you've been used and dump, you ain't longer a viable meat

Dyt:


You don show interest?

Someone we know once used and dumped him...we ain't into second hand bobos

Dyt:


You don show interest?

Na my sister.

sisisioge:


I keep telling you that since you've been used and dump, you ain't longer a viable meat

Lol see why I am saying I am a victim. I was used and dumped. Not fair.

HungerBAD:


Lol see why I am saying I am a victim. I was used and dumped. Not fair.

Pele, try not to dwell too much on the tragedy... You remain a fine boy. Sebi you are fine ba? Abi you wan add ugliness to the existing tragedy? Ka ma ri! You are fine, I insist

sisisioge:




Pele, try not to dwell too much on the tragedy... You remain a fine boy. Sebi you are fine ba? Abi you wan add ugliness to the existing tragedy? Ka ma ri! You are fine, I insist

In the next life I will be fine.

Shebi man no suppose fine?

sisisioge:


Someone we know once used and dumped him...we ain't into second hand bobos

Shivers
But it doesn't matter still

HungerBAD:


Na my sister.

Swallows spit

HungerBAD:


Lol see why I am saying I am a victim. I was used and dumped. Not fair.

Pats his shoulder

ahnie:

Pats his shoulder

Lol
We don turn your thread to matchmaking

ahnie:

Pats his shoulder

Lol.

Dyt:


Shivers
But it doesn't matter still



Swallows spit

Thank you Dyt.

Dyt:


Lol
We don turn your thread to matchmaking

Its allowed...the original purpose has been defiled.

Oweniwe so you're in asaba.i won't be surprised if you turn out to be my neighbour.

Dyt:

Lol We don turn your thread to matchmaking

hia na wa ooo see all night ooo

HungerBAD:


Thank you Dyt.

Its nothing

We joking right?
About the use and dump thingy

ahnie:

Its allowed...the original purpose has been defiled.

Oweniwe so you're in asaba.i won't be surprised if you turn out to be my neighbour.

Carry am go drink sapele water