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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by youngimporter: 9:54am On Aug 03, 2018
Youngzubi:


abigrin

that ur vote twice o!,and u know say nah disqualification be dat,so just edit the second one,write anything dia but no put my name
thanks my manchi!

I have done that ,hope is not late yet?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 10:02am On Aug 03, 2018
Guys let's make Youngzubi win that award take a break and vote now
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:05am On Aug 03, 2018
rowdymind:
Youngzubi Abeg How Many Times Person Fit Vote In A Month


once bro

if u vote twice it would be disqualified
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by heskeyw(m): 10:15am On Aug 03, 2018
Voted
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:19am On Aug 03, 2018
heskeyw:
Voted
jah bless,gawd go honour ya effort too
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by astute28: 10:19am On Aug 03, 2018
guy 4get u don win the vote na u be the best nobody
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:28am On Aug 03, 2018
baba your pen worth more than that,ur story is like a medicine to my everyday life,the way u write it looks so real,infact ur imaginative power baffles me,that i always wonder what kind of brain u gat


u deserve a bigger award boss
i pray people would keep turning up and make u win it because u deserve it!!!!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by costal(m): 12:32pm On Aug 03, 2018
Cool story bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:50pm On Aug 03, 2018
jah bless u all!

i for like to begin mention una,but the kind ban wey dem samah yesterday eh! Chai,make i nor go delay update
nah now i nor say my effort dey make impact,u guys too much jare oya!! tem!!! tem!!!! team youngzubi all the way jah bless our hustle!!!



Episode..........22

the genesis(2)
---------------------
Florida she be che che!!
-----------------------------
assembly of rugged guys
-------------------------------------
welcome to my mansion,crib wia jombo meet him smokers
----------------------------------------






as i take vex enter room yesterday eh!,nah thesame vex i take sleep,i been won sleep well becos i know how today go take be,onto say my guys dem go surface all the way from warri,omo nah kitikatah e go be o!,so nah better precautions i been won take ahead of time, wich be better sleep"




as small rain drop nahim every wia come cool like fridge,thank gawd for my better thick bedshit,i just pack all of dem take rap my sef like jombo,the early mo'mo sleep just dey sweet me die! nahim my phone wey nor get respect,if to say nah human being eh!,nah if e no kill me i go kill am"my phone begin ring"

nah money be fine bobo!!"bob0!!!!................my phone ring



my eyes still close as i begin rub bed from one side to another,till my hand touch am i jejely grab the phone as i tear eye open look the scream"o! boy!!"......i yan as i quickly jump up



omo i quickly produce spit for mouth as i swallow am,that one nah to clear my dry throat onto say i just wake.


hello!............i yan enter phone as i try all my best to hid my jolliness


hello!,who is this and what business do u av with this number,how did u get it...........she yan



Chai my hand begin shake as i begin digest the jamb question ontop,i been won cut the phone o!,but how a whole rugged spana go take coward like dat,so i open up....
em! please shey nah florida i dey follow yan(i been won yan PIDGIN but unto say nah classified chick i break my law as i begin struggle with idiotic English


em abeg no please am i speaking with flo-fro- ah! flo-ri-da........i finally yan


yes u are........she yan



ok,i be the guy wey u been won follow talk for that wedding wey my guard nor gree u..........i kukuma yan,make i nor go disgrace myself with grammar


ohhh!! my gawd! oh my gawd,u mean the guy with em! striker! the security guard?.........she yan



yes nah me........i yan


oh! am really sorry,actually i saw your miss call yesterday but for the fact that this line is my private number,no unknown number calls this one,so i was surprise to see a missed call from an unknown number,i would have deleted it thinking that it was kiddnaper or something like dah,but the thought of u being the caller made me risk it and call back.............she yan full my ear,i been dey reason why she go dey hid her personal number


i for don call u tey tey but work no just give me chance......i yan atleast make we change topic




oh! yea busy doing the crazy things with big mama right?........she yan


Hw u take know about me and big mama,i yan as surprise full my face



who doesn't know big mama of all people,abeg your pardon,actually when i saw u with those thugs at the wedding ceremony,i need no suit sayer to tell me that u'er big mama's honey boy...........she yan




and i been dey form boss since Chai,ok since u don know,watin come be ya plan Florida?......i ask becos nah business i won do nobi gossip



em! ok,can u come to my place or would u prefer we meet maybe in a hotel or bar.........she yan





no i nor fit come ya place,e go better we meet for fabian classic hotel...........i yan



ok,but what if i tell u dat my husband own dat 5star hotel.........she yan



eh!,wait o! i yan as i stand up for bed,u mean nah ur husband get dat gaint paradise in form of hotel.......i yan



yes dear,ok see u there am preparing already..........she yan



ok bye..........i yan as i cut the phone




omo no wonder she get private number,all this rich people sef,even big mama i still remember how she take warn me dat day say make i no give out her number even to my destiny sef



i sight one massage from spata for my phone,ah! i don forget say dem dey my house sef,i been won go meet dem for parlour but the massage drag me come back as him yan say

"my guy i don tear road enter warri o!,and i carry my property along see bros i nor fit trust this kin treasure for ya hand biko,i see as ur eye ball won fall comot yesterday night she been dey shake yansh,hmm spana close eyes o!,no go expand her holy place for me abeg,as e take tight eh!,the thing dey sweet me die like dat so take note and stay offf!! light nepa light"



nah him massage be dat,i smile as i type my own back



nah better thunder go fire u,see i still dey wait for my turn o!,i no go enter dat oyibo nah better lie!!!!......i send am





onto say i get better date,i drop phone with spata matter as i begin do my morning exercise

20mins later i waka enter bathing room go wash body after dat one i grab tooth brush take wipe every yama yama wey don gather for my mouth



i shuk head enter room as i begin dress up,trust me,i wear better dress come comb my afro hair then spray perfume,carry my neckless and wrist watch o boy! forget!" the guy too fine!,i rugged die as my heavy chest stand gidi gba! joor o!



no time to check time,as time dey nack after me to 12

i shuk head enter parlour as i arrange my chairs well,dat ashawo na goat ordinary sweep for wia,na to chop shawama den shake yansh ewu!


i waka go outside,lock my door wella,omo nah to begin waka but my phone wey no get sense begin ring,i stop for wia i stand as i deep hand inside my pocket drag the idiot come outside
ah nah oga agent!,i been don forget about our matter sef



hello!........i yan


hello sir,everything is ready now,i don gather all the required document even i dey with lawyer we go stamp all the agreement.............oga agent yan



em! ok,but i get better business run now,ok u know watin go happen .......i yan



no sir..........he yan



we go meet for fabian classic hotel by 6.o clock,so once i don ready i go call u,also carry the house picture come but outside the inside and the compound........i yan



ok sir,dont worry i go do as u said thank u sir..........oga agent yan as i begin wonder wia him trowey omo ibo go,come dey call me sir sir

omo money changeth everything about a man jare so my brothers go hustle,stop dat ya mama thank u ma,papa thank u sir wey una dey chop for house,go out dia an hustle becos hustle!! nor dey kill,nah the money nahim dey kill if u grab am true the mago mago way,nobi my handwriting o!



i send my phone go back wia him from come,as i begin match enter compound,my landlord daughter annabel open gat enter with a poly bag for her hand,i nor even expect watin she do as she shout aahh!! bros longest time she tear one kin better race come jump ontop me,trust ya guy i grab her tight,all nah greeting

omo i been no won go out again,nah to carry her like dat enter my room be the only thing wey dey ring for my head,spana sef don dey struggle


well done eh!,oga frank own never do, my own go worst.... oga landlord shout from him window, omo as i take drop the babe run go outside,i still dey wonder


i reach bus stop,stand dey wait for cab,i come dey contemplate whether to run go buy car,no make i just relax for now,i go still buy but nobi now



i stand dey wait for cab,e don almost reach 20mins wey i dey stand there nahim i sight one black porsche car,the moto just dey come wia stand,till e stop for my front as the front glass whine go down,nah two huge guys sidon for front with bullet proof for dia chest,then the back glass whine down "what!!


big mama daughter!


to be continued...

click here to vote youngzubi for the literature award
https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by oscarnoble(m): 1:10pm On Aug 03, 2018
Youngzubi:
jah bless u all!

i for like to begin mention una,but the kind ban wey dem samah yesterday eh! Chai,make i nor go delay update
nah now i nor say my effort dey make impact,u guys too much jare oya!! tem!!! tem!!!! team youngzubi all the way jah bless our hustle!!!



Episode..........22

the genesis(2)
---------------------
Florida she be che che!!
-----------------------------
assembly of rugged guys
-------------------------------------
welcome to my mansion,crib wia jombo meet him smokers
----------------------------------------






as i take vex enter room yesterday eh!,nah thesame vex i take sleep,i been won sleep well becos i know how today go take be,onto say my guys dem go surface all the way from warri,omo nah kitikatah e go be o!,so nah better precautions i been won take ahead of time, wich be better sleep"




as small rain drop nahim every wia come cool like fridge,thank gawd for my better thick bedshit,i just pack all of dem take rap my sef like jombo,the early mo'mo sleep just dey sweet me die! nahim my phone wey nor get respect,if to say nah human being eh!,nah if e no kill me i go kill am"my phone begin ring"

nah money be fine bobo!!"bob0!!!!................my phone ring



my eyes still close as i begin rub bed from one side to another,till my hand touch am i jejely grab the phone as i tear eye open look the scream"o! boy!!"......i yan as i quickly jump up



omo i quickly produce spit for mouth as i swallow am,that one nah to clear my dry throat onto say i just wake.


hello!............i yan enter phone as i try all my best to hid my jolliness


hello!,who is this and what business do u av with this number,how did u get it...........she yan



Chai my hand begin shake as i begin digest the jamb question ontop,i been won cut the phone o!,but how a whole rugged spana go take coward like dat,so i open up....
em! please shey nah florida i dey follow yan(i been won yan PIDGIN but unto say nah classified chick i break my law as i begin struggle with idiotic English


em abeg no please am i speaking with flo-fro- ah! flo-ri-da........i finally yan


yes u are........she yan



ok,i be the guy wey u been won follow talk for that wedding wey my guard nor gree u..........i kukuma yan,make i nor go disgrace myself with grammar


ohhh!! my gawd! oh my gawd,u mean the guy with em! striker! the security guard?.........she yan



yes nah me........i yan


oh! am really sorry,actually i saw your miss call yesterday but for the fact that this line is my private number,no unknown number calls this one,so i was surprise to see a missed call from an unknown number,i would have deleted it thinking that it was kiddnaper or something like dah,but the thought of u being the caller made me risk it and call back.............she yan full my ear,i been dey reason why she go dey hid her personal number


i for don call u tey tey but work no just give me chance......i yan atleast make we change topic




oh! yea busy doing the crazy things with big mama right?........she yan


Hw u take know about me and big mama,i yan as surprise full my face



who doesn't know big mama of all people,abeg your pardon,actually when i saw u with those thugs at the wedding ceremony,i need no suit sayer to tell me that u'er big mama's honey boy...........she yan




and i been dey form boss since Chai,ok since u don know,watin come be ya plan Florida?......i ask becos nah business i won do nobi gossip



em! ok,can u come to my place or would u prefer we meet maybe in a hotel or bar.........she yan





no i nor fit come ya place,e go better we meet for fabian classic hotel...........i yan



ok,but what if i tell u dat my husband own dat 5star hotel.........she yan



eh!,wait o! i yan as i stand up for bed,u mean nah ur husband get dat gaint paradise in form of hotel.......i yan



yes dear,ok see u there am preparing already..........she yan



ok bye..........i yan as i cut the phone




omo no wonder she get private number,all this rich people sef,even big mama i still remember how she take warn me dat day say make i no give out her number even to my destiny sef



i sight one massage from spata for my phone,ah! i don forget say dem dey my house sef,i been won go meet dem for parlour but the massage drag me come back as him yan say

"my guy i don tear road enter warri o!,and i carry my property along see bros i nor fit trust this kin treasure for ya hand biko,i see as ur eye ball won fall comot yesterday night she been dey shake yansh,hmm spana close eyes o!,no go expand her holy place for me abeg,as e take tight eh!,the thing dey sweet me die like dat so take note and stay offf!! light nepa light"



nah him massage be dat,i smile as i type my own back



nah better thunder go fire u,see i still dey wait for my turn o!,i no go enter dat oyibo nah better lie!!!!......i send am





onto say i get better date,i drop phone with spata matter as i begin do my morning exercise

20mins later i waka enter bathing room go wash body after dat one i grab tooth brush take wipe every yama yama wey don gather for my mouth



i shuk head enter room as i begin dress up,trust me,i wear better dress come comb my afro hair then spray perfume,carry my neckless and wrist watch o boy! forget!" the guy too fine!,i rugged die as my heavy chest stand gidi gba! joor o!



no time to check time,as time dey nack after me to 12

i shuk head enter parlour as i arrange my chairs well,dat ashawo na goat ordinary sweep for wia,na to chop shawama den shake yansh ewu!


i waka go outside,lock my door wella,omo nah to begin waka but my phone wey no get sense begin ring,i stop for wia i stand as i deep hand inside my pocket drag the idiot come outside
ah nah oga agent!,i been don forget about our matter sef



hello!........i yan


hello sir,everything is ready now,i don gather all the required document even i dey with lawyer we go stamp all the agreement.............oga agent yan



em! ok,but i get better business run now,ok u know watin go happen .......i yan



no sir..........he yan



we go meet for fabian classic hotel by 6.o clock,so once i don ready i go call u,also carry the house picture come but outside the inside and the compound........i yan



ok sir,dont worry i go do as u said thank u sir..........oga agent yan as i begin wonder wia him trowey omo ibo go,come dey call me sir sir

omo money changeth everything about a man jare so my brothers go hustle,stop dat ya mama thank u ma,papa thank u sir wey una dey chop for house,go out dia an hustle becos hustle!! nor dey kill,nah the money nahim dey kill if u grab am true the mago mago way,nobi my handwriting o!



i send my phone go back wia him from come,as i begin match enter compound,my landlord daughter annabel open gat enter with a poly bag for her hand,i nor even expect watin she do as she shout aahh!! bros longest time she tear one kin better race come jump ontop me,trust ya guy i grab her tight,all nah greeting

omo i been no won go out again,nah to carry her like dat enter my room be the only thing wey dey ring for my head,spana sef don dey struggle


well done eh!,oga frank own never do, my own go worst.... oga landlord shout from him window, omo as i take drop the babe run go outside,i still dey wonder


i reach bus stop,stand dey wait for cab,i come dey contemplate whether to run go buy car,no make i just relax for now,i go still buy but nobi now



i stand dey wait for cab,e don almost reach 20mins wey i dey stand there nahim i sight one black porsche car,the moto just dey come wia stand,till e stop for my front as the front glass whine go down,nah two huge guys sidon for front with bullet proof for dia chest,then the back glass whine down "what!!


big mama daughter!


to be continued...

as u see her now another gbedo for u
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 1:29pm On Aug 03, 2018
oscarnoble:
as u see her now another gbedo for u
Wait Oh, Na Sey Bomb Dey Head Abi Na Watin Make You Qoute A Whole Update. Guy M.O.D That Thing Jor

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by shen05: 2:23pm On Aug 03, 2018
Nigga sup really cant wait for the remaining episode its really bursting my head.. its cool really cool wink
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by princetemitee(f): 2:26pm On Aug 03, 2018
Youngzubi Guy Wey Never Dull Him Self,, Where Is Spata I Never Her Him Name For This One O, cheesy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Holywizard: 2:45pm On Aug 03, 2018
Lol. Oga Frank own never do oooo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pgodson7(m): 3:06pm On Aug 03, 2018
wanted to ask u earlier what ever happened to big mama's daughter, but thanks man u seem to have brought her back from relegation.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Artzdanielsz(m): 3:08pm On Aug 03, 2018
oscarnoble:
as u see her now another gbedo for u
I can't believe that my first comment is to complain but bros must you quote the whole bible.
Op I have been silently following your work and it is magnifique
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 3:10pm On Aug 03, 2018
Youngzubi:








wow!shocked @pradoic naso u like me reach unbelievable

i really really appreciate your love and effort my man

thank u more than very much brotherly

nah u and me go dey incharge of right hand of gawd during judgement daygrin

we go be like hey! siiiiiiii youngimporter this way ann12 like thisss grin grin grin

For ya mind grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 3:11pm On Aug 03, 2018
pathneluti:
"goo!! babbyy tweak dat ya waist,tweak it
fordaddy!!
u saabi pass ANN12 jare."....

Wahalaaa.. Babe weh i don dey get plan 4..

Waist finish u there tongue
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 5:09pm On Aug 03, 2018
Young just remember say nah weekend we dey match enter so , abeg make update no lack, as for the voting, er go support u
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:08pm On Aug 03, 2018
SEVO7

abeg go modify one post,nah only once or the vote will be cancelled

just modify by writting anything but no write youngzubi there


thank u bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:09pm On Aug 03, 2018
evening update cooking~~~~~~~~~~~
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kiddoiLL(m): 6:26pm On Aug 03, 2018
Youngzubi tem! tem!! tem!!! for u bare...baba I don vote u o... ur head dey dia! dis ur tori I no gree leave am oo..my guy u dey sama me better laff, omo where Lala dey make him come go buy u 2 crates of Heineken for me... my guy carry goo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pasio(m): 6:38pm On Aug 03, 2018
Youngzubi u done forget our agreement say na better 2 episodes u go sama today, no fall kicks hand now
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by princetemitee(f): 6:44pm On Aug 03, 2018
pasio:
Youngzubi u done forget our agreement say na better 2 episodes u go sama today, no fall kicks hand now
my Guy Is True, U Just Remember Me Too
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 7:03pm On Aug 03, 2018
BABA This tori sweet like kilishi, keep it up
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 8:44pm On Aug 03, 2018
episode.........22/23



click on the link to vote youngzubi for the literature award

https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award





continues
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still the GBEDU!!!i
------------------------------





her face glitter like chicken yansh,her gbeducious lips alone sent my brain into coma as i begin wonder how gawd take create some people,no i been think say gawd no dey do partial,this girl just too fine,my perfect kind of woman




she look him from head to toe,just her perfect match,she nor fit head the kin excitement wey dey her body as she finally set her eyes on him again,she been dey hide from him since the show palava,how she won take approach him after disgracing him in dat kin public show'nah watin she dey always wonder anything she won encourage herself go meet him,only if he fit leave this him wayward life,only if he sabi watin dey await am for future,him for just back out,him for just change this him rubbish lifestyle, for her mama"big mama" don waste many of him type in the past,she don see how her mother(big mama) take waste so many young handsome guys just like this one,her ma'le go just use dem achieve all she want she go waste their life like fowl,many of dem don reach hell fire tey tey,now nah this handsome young guy who her heart dey beat for,but the guy nah bastared,if not" how normal person go dey date vice governor wife,her own mother! no!!,if not for the soft spot wey she been dey get for him,him for don become past tense tey tey!,she no even know how she dey feel now,the guy is just a bastared
will big mama waste spana like others,only time go tell!






ah!ah why this babe just dey look me like tv since,me sef been dey admire her beauty but as things take dey go now eh!,her look look don too much e don pass admiration,so i decide to waka go meet her at least make we greet nah





she watch him as he contemplate something then shake head as him begin waka come her side,oh! no move the car now! go!,she yan to her two guards as they zoom off!!




ah!! ah! watin happen nah,why she shout say make dem drive comot like dat,mtcheew!! nawa for all this aje-bo babes,
dem too dey carry vex for mind,so she never forgive me sef,but nobi my fault,nah she wey nor tell me say we go perform together dat day so i for kukuma sidon for house,nah me wey she disgrace pass sef,anyway i nor dey in a hurry to get her,with time we go sabi each other well,i go kneel down beg am becos nah only she dey make my heart beat somehow"nah only time e go take" i conclude as i dust the dirty wey dem motor splash for my body

Chai see as she just delay me finish,how far,we nor even say to each other"rubbish"i hiss



e nor tey as i sight one taxi,no need to stand dey wait as i begin waka go meet am



oga u dey go?............i yan to the taxi driver

where?.......he yan

fabian hotel.............i yan


ok,enter the door is open..........he yan as i drag the wor wor door open

i balance well as the taxi tear head enter road

hmmm! that big mama daughter eh!, e get somethin wey she been dey wonder abi reason,that her long stare don pass admiration o!,no e carry wait

but whatever the thing be,i be man,after all i don see alot pass through hell,so nothing wey fit shake me,after all i get my own backup plan incase things go wrong between me and big mama,nahim make me like myself i dey always plan ahead of time,i dey always watch my back nah all this quality make me total different from spata

make we dey roll first as things go dey unfold,as far say the hustle still dey pay,that one nahim sure pass,everyother thing nah secondary becos nah something go still kill a man




oga we don reach o!..............taxi man yan onto say we don arrive fabian classic hotel



ah!, oga nah how much......i yan


nah 5000...........the taxi man yan as i deep hand comot my wallet and pay him



the taxi man zoom off as i begin waka near the hotel gate

ah!,i been don forget that security lady matter o!,Chai how i go take enter without her seeing me...
but that one nor suppose be matter,i reason as i begin bounce well dey enter the hotel

as fate take dey plan things,nah she be the first person wey ah jam

hello Mr handsome..........she yan with better smile wey super glue for her face


i dey,how work dey go nah............i yan


work dey stressful o!...........she yan


Ehen! but at least e nor dey boring.......i yan


ah! somehow boring too...........she yan


boring?,with all this figure,up and down heavily loaded,u still dey yan me say ya day dey boring chai! begin do well o!.........i yan as she begin laff out her destiny


we talk small as i promise to halla her when i reach house,thank gawd dem nor do long searching today as i begin enter the hotel

i enter inside go relax as i order for wine wey i use dey cool my mind ontop big mama pikin matter,i still dey sip my wine when white long moto shey nah limozeal abi watin be the name again the moto long sha as e tear head enter the hotel


i watch as some security guard scatter every wia,each one taking dia position even two waka come inside the hotel,him use something like ear piece halla the one wey stand outside say the coast clear


the side door open as Florida step out,she too fine jare,come see killer shape,e come be like say nah imaginative drawing becos her figure perfect die!

like queen wey she be,she begin cart walk enter the hotel with her guards following her like disciples


she begin turn head from one direction to another,i nor say nah me she dey fin,so i shayo my wine finish onto say e nor cheap so i no fit waste am


hello!!,......i yan

wow! look who we have here!......she yan


hmm i sigh as she waka come my side,she peck me and i return am, as she take dey smile,i Kukuma know say she dey fall wella

lets go up.........she yan as we waka hand in hand dey waka


with her guards standing for entrance,me and she waka enter inside her private loge,nah dia i nor say heaven dey this earth
come see how house suppose be


hope u like here........she yan as we settle down for the sitting room


why not,here fine die!,e just resemble heaven.......i yan

like seriously!"hahaha!........ she yan........her laugh sweet me die as her rich perfume begin enter my nose Chai only dat one fit make u fall inlove sef


lets move to the dining,we gat alot to eat as we discuss.......she yan,nah dat time i look dining come see different gbedu wey full the table, omo nah to kill warm o!



we settle as we begin chop

so tell me what's your name.....she yan

i be spana...... i yan her with better chicken laps for my hand


spana!......that sound unusual,she yan



yes but when time come e go usual........i yan


pardon?..........she yan



em! flo-ri-da u nor sabi pidgin?......i yan



hmm! i can hear it buh hard for me to speak,am black American,but i spent almost all my life her in nigeria becos my mum is a nigerian while my dad is a black American.........she yan



oh! no wonder,ehen! i been dey see am for your body........i yan



abi nah.......she yan


watin u talk now.........i yan as the PIDGIN wey she drop enter me


no mind me jare,am a pure nigerian lady but i schooled in abroad from secondary to university level,even my parents dem base in America but as i got married,my husband is a nigerian but he based in Paris,due to his numerous companies here in Nigeria i decided to come down here and run dem..........she yan



wow!!!,u be big lady o!,no wonder nah limozeal u dey cruze.........i yan


oh!! dat,i have a private jet too,tho it belongs to my husband but he prefer me using it to travel as i run the business.......she yan



o boy!,that my guy nah gold him be o!,........i yan



yea!!,so lets talk business,would u also like to be my honey craker just the way u are to big mama.........she yan



i for quickly grab her offer but i just need to slow down the game,i need to reason things before i grab,ah ah shey nah curse to be a fine boy, i begin reason things"u sure say na me dey reason like this for dis kin ebony lady matter?"hmm!" maybe nah big mama daughter cause am becos i know watin dey my mind when i been comot for house this morning,if person tell me say i no go grab her offer instantly
even sample her sef i for nor believe

why are u carried away.......her voice jab me back

em" em! u see flo' em no!,ah!.....


oh relax sweetie just take your time and think about it ok.....she yan


ah thank you jare,i go halla u once i don make up my mind i yan her


we begin discuss talk about somany other things till around 4 o clock nahim her phone begin ring


after the call she pack her things as we Match go outside,she open her handbag as she carry her card gimme

she enter her long moto nahim dem reverse and zoom off!



wow! this one nah big fish o!,i yan as i carry my phone call the agent man,onto say time still dey i yan am say make him come pick me so dat i go take eye see the house kolo kolo


i dial him number,omo nah first ring the man take pick


hello! sir..............he yan enter phone


oga agent.........i yan


we don ready,everything both the lawyer dey ground......... he yan


ok good,come pick me for the hotel i dey wait........i yan



ok i dey come,just 30mins.......he yan as i cut the phone,30mins long o! so i Kukuma enter the hotel bar go relax


i sight the security lady as she waka dey come wia ah stand,omo i quick my step enter the hotel sharpaly


thank gawd say show dey always dey ground for the hotel,no boring time at all!

i order for better drink,make man pikin shayo small

1:30mins later oga agent never surface,nah almost 2hrs before him waka enter the hotel with one man wey wia suit


oga see as u just delay me,i just sidon since dey wait.........i yan as dem settle down


ah! sir nor vex nah hold up............he yan as we shake exchange greeting



we talk small before we roundup begin go wia him moto park,we relax well before him moto zoom of as we tear road,festac city straight


the journey tey as we spend better 1:40mins before we reach the place


omo the environment cool,just like oga agent yan the house nah very big mansion with better structural designs


we waka enter the compound then shuk head enter inside the building

o boy! welcome to my crib!,this one nah watin we dey call mansion!!!

no time to dey waste as i sign the documents waya 250million enter the Agent man account as the lawyer do him thing,naso i take get the house o!,Chai with money all things are possible as far say this earth dey concern



i begin waka from one part to another omo the house just dey make me happy

i begin climb the stairs go up nahim my phone begin ring
Chai nah spata o!,ahhhhhhh!! i been don forget my guys o!

i pick the call as my guys noise full every wia!


hello!!! spana!! wia u dey nah,guys don surface o!!!......spata yan for phone


to be continued


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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:00pm On Aug 03, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:36pm On Aug 03, 2018
princetemitee:
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 9:44pm On Aug 03, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by astute28: 9:55pm On Aug 03, 2018
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pathneluti(m): 10:02pm On Aug 03, 2018
Ann2012:


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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 10:14pm On Aug 03, 2018
pathneluti:
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