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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by princetemitee(f): 2:41pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
Spana U Don Loose Dat One BoOlt Too |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:09pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:17pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
coolaustyne brotherly wia u enter nah
officer with sauce hope em! boko no! gawd forbid |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Momoh7(m): 5:19pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
Na to drop am back to back before person go craze |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Iamicekid(m): 7:02pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
Bro your story make sense die.. And na your consistence I fall for More Grace bro |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Therock5555(m): 10:04pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
Youngzubi you're good my man, I've bookmarked your thread. Keep it up... |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by astute28: 10:11pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
u dey always amazed me wit ur tory youngzubi double tuale for u |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:22pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
Therock5555: wow!!!! rock baba!,man must wack! thank u my man for appreciating my effort when talking about great writers that i always wish to meet after reading their writeup mehn! its you and flow,u guys are gods of literature thank u boss for stopping by preachers son,am still inlove with that story till today! |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:26pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
astute28: thank u my guy, tem!! tem!! tem!!!! for u brotherly nah We'we o!! #no hating peace out |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by jbtobsyn(m): 11:00pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
As I check the voting thread so,na him I see say na youngzubi full am,I con be like who be this guy,make I check his thread. Guy you no fall my hand. The story sweet my kpekus gan ni. My spana just dey kampe. Youngzubi the man. |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 11:21pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
Youngzubi.... Ur update dey sweet me pass Sunday rice. U too much Boss |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 11:51pm On Aug 05, 2018 |
youngzubi the boss man well done jare see dont let any fool in form of human being discourage u,i saw what that goat@swiz123 wrote,i have already typed my bomb finish was about to post it for him but i remembered that u dont like insulting or calling people names,in other not to annoy u i remained quiet,God saved him he didnt comment that nonsense here Chai i for murder him,he is nothing but a destiny killer,dont mind him just continue your great work thank God for sensitive and warri boy u guys did well is not Therock5555 that came here to appreciate ur work @swiz123 ur plan don fail please go to hell team youngzubi all the way or we die fighting!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by swiz123(m): 7:46am On Aug 06, 2018 |
pradoic: If you can make a point, I wouldn't mind the insults |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:16am On Aug 06, 2018 |
jbtobsyn: thanks my man |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:18am On Aug 06, 2018 |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:28am On Aug 06, 2018 |
pradoic: no hate speech bro,the guy is not a goat,to be sincere what he said yesterday really helped me o!,it made me think twice"he made a point" but my greatest problem with him was calling my fans names"its not right" so @swiz123 & pradoic one love my people no hates,everybody is entitled to his or her own opinion thank u very much my man @pradoic @swiz123 one love brotherly,please always criticize but avoid hate speech,i have taken note of those things u pointed out believe me,am working on it already so always criticize but as a matured mind thank u peace out!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Adesina12: 9:32am On Aug 06, 2018 |
Well done Youngzubi why you call me very late sweet popcorn for you dear |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:00am On Aug 06, 2018 |
Adesina12: welcome bro,nor vex as i no halla u ontime |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Therock5555(m): 11:09am On Aug 06, 2018 |
Youngzubi: Guy come and update, stop being star strucked, I wan Laff small this morning. Well done sire |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Harzeezh123: 1:32pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
My Spana Wel Done I Dey Follow U Die ! Update |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 1:59pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Episode... please thank 1minute of ur time and click on this link to vote youngzubi for the literature award jah bless! https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award Episode ....... 26 GBEDU!!!! ---------------- Time for the main job ---------------------------------- big mama don yan as e go be ---------------------------------------- time 8:01pm Monday morning hello!,goodmorming ma!..........i yan as i pick big mama's call hello spana,wia u dey........she yan my house nah............i yan which house,ur house don turn two?,becos i dey for ur door right now.........she yan oh! mama i don pack out,nah my own house i dey stay now,sorry i never tell u,i been plan to call u but onto say i dey pack,work just too much........i yan ehn! what kind of house is that......she yan nah duplex mah........i yan u bought it abi........she yan yes ma,nah me buy am........i yan excellent!,what of the boys.......she yan dem dey here with me ma!.......i yan good,hope dem complete four abi.......she yan yes ma!,nah four dem dey...... i yan ok forward me ya address,get the boys ready i go begin come once the address land............she yan ok ma,i go send am nah-now.........i yan as the phone cut i click on massage,type the address then forward am to big mama as i run enter parlour go meet my guys hey guys shebi all of una don baff abi?..........i yan yes!,no!............nah watin dem.yan o boy be serious nah,see the woman we get the connection dey road o!,nah she we go dey work for,i don explain everything to una before nah,i nor just expect this kin dulling at all........ i yan nah watin make me like my guys,they sabi time for everything,if nah time for yabbing dem go yab u die but if nah time to be serious u can always count on dem,everybody begin arrange things while some dey sweep,i drag bobo go up stairs bobo...........i yan as we enter one room and lock door watin happen........he yan see nah only four guys the woman request for,so u nor go join us.......i yan ah! me spana,so nah me good to be removed abi...........he yan as him face change instanta nobi so bobo,now listen i get another plan for u,that woman eh! as i take dey see her she be fire o!,i been won run with the 700million wey i first hama but spata nor gree me nahim convince me to continue this job, here be my plan,since u sabi computer well onto say nah yahoo level u dey run before,i go send u go foreign,u go go there learn some things wey i go tell u later,later later we go begin work the visa.........i explain give bobo hmmm!! wow! u be correct guy,ok nah,we go see how things go take turn out nah..........bobo yan as we shake hand so u go remain inside this room till the woman come and go,i nor want make she see u.........i yan to bobo ok bro,anything for u my man.....he yan naso! i reply as i waka comot jam door tight.. 2hrs later,i don assembled all my guys for parlour immediately sentino land,thank gawd him first big mama Stevo erotic simple sentino spata then me as the oga i begin yan dem i take gawd beg una make nobody yan rubbish for the woman front,if she nor ask u question just remain dump.....i yan nah ur papa go dump.......spata yan chineekee!!!!! .....simply shout i for like am if to say him dump sef,by now i for don sell our land finish.........i yan,as my guys begin laff ok now guys,make we code our sef well abeg.......i yan nothing do u manly......Stevo yan tem! tem!!,guys must hama nu-nu e go sure for use,i go do anything to get those currency o!.........erotic yan no go die like fowl as ya papa take die o!,ibo people too like money Chai!......Stevo yan mbe if nobi money watin come drag u come lagos,i swear nah way bill we go just do u,one more kpikim i go run outside go buy sack package u inside then send u to ya mama......simple yan to Stevo supported!!............erotic yan ,we still dey yan rubbish wen my phone begin ring,i look the screen as i see say nah big mama oya make una sidon jejely the woman don arrive make i run go pick her..........i yan as i quickly run go outside i open gate,look outside as i sight big mama with her thugs coming down from their moto i humble my sef go meet dem welcome ma!..........i yan nah the house be this?........she yan nahim o!..........i reply i like the house,nice choice spana ......she yan thank u ma!........we waka enter my house,come see as my guys take quiet like pap water welcome ma.........all of dem greet hmm!! big mama sigh as she carry her handbag give one of her guard,she waka near dem then begin look each of dem from head to toe good job spana and spata.....she yan thank u ma........we yan ur names.......she yan as she sidon then my guys too sidon begin halla their name one by one Stevo! sentino ! erotic ! simple ! good,Stevo,sentino,erotic and simple u are all welcomed........big mama yan thank u ma!!.....they reply now lets talk business,em! spana!...she halla me ma!.....i respond sidon.......she yan oh! i yan as i kukuma go fin seat go sidon,i been dey stand since now listen,una go dey work for me hope spata and spana don explain things give una........she yan " yes ma!!" good,so i go dey bring the contract while una go dey carry am out according to my instructions,nobody messes with me at all,to make my sef more clear to una,if" i repeat if any of una try back off or betray this gang hmm nah straight to hell o!,i don waste many in the past,so if u nor fit cope better think twice now and back out..........she yan no le'le mama!!!".....we yan mostly nah politicians una go dey work for,some fit hire una to help dem kill or bring human parts for their ritual renewal while some fit send una any other crime relate mission,nah during election una go dey get job pass........big mama explain as my guys begin light jombo dey puff i greet u big mama......Stevo yan with battalions of smoke puffing out from him nose u welcome........she reply mama nah how much go be our pay.....Stevo ask e depend on the mission wey una carry out, 500,000 each for every mission well accomplished,then i go dey supply una food,with weekly allowances ,all the materials wey una go dey use like guns and cars i go provide dem all....... ...big mama yan hope say jombo and white coke go dey among.......sentino yan sure all una require to get high and heavy moral go dey in abundant.......bg mama reply any other question or suggestion before we go go seal this gang and then take protections.....she yan no! ma".....we yan good oya lets go........big mama yan as we all stand up match begin go outside she don already prepare sef ,striker waka go drive one white mini bus come,me and my guys jump inside as big mama and her thugs enter their own car and lead the way,we zoom off the journey tey o!,nah ibaddan expressway we stop then follow one yeye road wey narrow die!,we begin drive enter the bush, deep deep till we burst out for one small hurt house wey dem use mud build fear catch me as i sight dead body wey full ground,i look back of the small house nahim i see travelling bus like two of dem Jesus!! nah people wey dey travel be this o! so they enter one chance! i still dey vibrate for wia i stand when some huge guys waka com out from the small house with axe,cutlass and chisel for their hand like play like play they begin butcher those travellers wey dem don kill hot we-we combine with better shitt catch me,as spata begin whisper for my ear guy u remember how to pray "the lords prayer again" eh! i nor sabi am before o! Chai i don die.....i yan as my leg begin shake for ground Chai guy u be Bleep up,so ordinary lords prayer u nor sabi,at least peson for pray so we go fit make heaven,becos by the time dem go butcher us like this eh! hell fire sef go reject our spirit......spata yan bros how we take enter this place eh!,and maya been won make i follow am go church today if to say i know i for nor run.....sentino yan as tears begin drop for him eye oya!!! big mama shout as all of us turn sharpaly!! ************* click on the link to vote youngzubi https://www.nairaland.com/4652535/nomination-thread-august-5k-award to be continued...... stay blessed!!!!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 2:10pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
I hail ooo...thumb up |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Holywizard: 2:34pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
I just voted for u because of one thing...ur consistency! Ride on bro |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Damibiz(m): 2:59pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
For as long as Damibiz is here,na u get that award |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 3:32pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Well done sir @ Youngzubi.... Hailing tins bro 1 Like
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by razmub(m): 3:42pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Weldone Youngzubi, as una don make ma oga send me outta office so, na ur house i bin dey come naw. Thumbs up man. Abeg holla me for the next update |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Jentle244: 7:25pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Choi See Suspense See As I Tell My Mama Make She No Disturb Me As I Dey Read This Episode Ride On Yungzubi |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Estellar: 7:26pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Youngzubi:just came across ur story this morning n I've bn glued. Such an interesting read, funny as hell. Waiting for the next episode.... thanks for this man... |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Speakout03: 8:35pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Abeg who sabi Our Lords prayer send Sparta the link,, Sparta no go kill me with laugh. Mr young update is short, just add small again, is beg i beg |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:01pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Holywizard: and i just like u for one thing beige appreciative!! thanks my man Wat i hate most is wen people read without dropping something for the writer |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:03pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Estellar: u'er welcomed!! thanks for the comment please do go and vote for me God bless |
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 9:04pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
Estellar: u'er welcomed!! thanks for the comment please do go and vote for me God blessed |
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