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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ObaKlaz: 12:23pm On Aug 29, 2018
Khed:


All these hadiths you sited are 'FABRICATED' by your likes (enemies of God Almighty's religion - Islam).

Meanwhile you cannot compare Islam and Christianity because Islam is Religion of God Almighty while Christianity was founded by Lucifer's associates (Paul) which the likes of Apostle Suleman, adeboye, oyedepo etc has turned to business ventures.

There won't be any respect for Christianity because of that. These comedians are Chritians, they are the one don't respect Christianity to make them to disrespect Jesus, so don't drag Muhammad or Muslims to your dilemma.

Let me educates you. Muslims have utmost respect for all these Prophets of God Almighty from Adam, Noa, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad.
That's why you won't find any true Muslims to use these Prophets of God to crack jokes or blasphemous about them.
Those Hadiths are 'FABRICATED'? Really By the way, most Muslems I've met have so much hate for the Aposte Paul. Why is that so? grin
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ollah2: 12:24pm On Aug 29, 2018
ifko:
U haven't answered d most crucial question,why is it that ur people resort to killing anytime Muhammed is insulted Haven't i seen Muslims friends of mine different times criticizing Jesus and saying lot of things against him, even the Holyspirit that the bible recorded that any sin against him is unforgivable i can tell u that recently my muslil padipadi said on facebook (Holy water). Y can't i locate him and decide to stab him or witch haunting his life because of his comment. The truth is that christians are more tolerant that you guys and i believe that if your so called Muhammed is powerful he should fight for himself rather than muslims fighting and defending him



Why didnt he stab you when you made a joke about Muhammed? Christians are tolerant because you didn't stab regardless the joke he made but Muslims aren't despite not been stabbed when you made your own joke about Muhammed. What a logic!
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by TheLogicalMind(m): 12:24pm On Aug 29, 2018
imran147:




Bulshit you are copy and paste here
Who a word someone wrote 700yrs after the demise of prophet Mohammed

And most who wrote and combine Hadith were
Orientalist and they are kk Christians during early 19tj century and they include wrong quote which prophet didn’t do ...

I'm sure as a devout Mooslim, you know that everything you just typed is balderdash.

Mooslims who reject authentic hadiths that islamic scholars have graded as "Sahih" run the risk of being accused of apostacy.

Sunni muslims are those who follow the sunnah of their "prophet". If you refuse to recognise the sunnah of your "prophet" then you are not a true "sunni" muslim. Probably a Shiite.

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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ollah2: 12:25pm On Aug 29, 2018
ObaKlaz:
Those Hadiths are 'FABRICATED'? Really By the way, most Muslems I've met have so much hate for the Aposte Paul. Why is that so? grin


Only you have met most Muslims who hate Apostle Paul. You must think, it's your fellow empty brains that are here
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by olasco2035: 12:25pm On Aug 29, 2018
if u doubt wat he just said....just come and try it in my presence I will Lynch u my self........
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by imran147(m): 12:32pm On Aug 29, 2018
TheLogicalMind:


I'm sure as a devout Mooslim, you know that everything you just typed is balderdash.

Mooslims who reject authentic hadiths that islamic scholars have graded as "Sahih" run the risk of being accused of apostacy.

Sunni muslims are those who follow the sunnah of their "prophet". If you refuse to recognise the sunnah of your "prophet" then you are not a true "sunni" muslim. Probably a Shiite.


Many of the Hadith is not sahi
If you read the history of islam during the time of rasheedun the caliphate
You will see than some that claimed to be muslims are not only pretend to be
So if one writing something bad about muhammed and I think toward it’s truly muhammed can not stood so low and do this
That’s why I said not all what you read on Hadith is right .....something that has happen 700yrs ago and you started writing it and you admit everything will be correct ? Rethink man

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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ObaKlaz: 12:50pm On Aug 29, 2018
ollah2:



Only you have met most Muslims who hate Apostle Paul. You must think, it's your fellow empty brains that are here
I remember you now... You're one of those urchins in the religion section. As usual, your comments connote no intelligence, Mr. Albert Einstein. You laid out a bare-faced lie as rebuttal. You're right though, sort of. Your entire Quran is FABRICATED. By the way, I know your nerves were really frayed while trying to reply, but it's never too late to learn how to spell correctly. Proper western education isn't 'haram' after all, you know?. Peace and virgins be on your soul, buddy. grin

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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by Nobody: 12:51pm On Aug 29, 2018
ifyain:
Any God that needs humans to defend his name and message is not really worth worshipping.

more aptly. any God that need human being to worship him and threatening them with fire. isn't really worthy of worship.
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by mechanics(m): 12:52pm On Aug 29, 2018
enilove:
It is the Pastor that invited the comedian that needed to be given a blow on his head , so that he can think right.
Just caution the pastor not to give him or her a blow.
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by maestroferddi: 12:52pm On Aug 29, 2018
slimtoney:


The Christians themselves do not cherish what they have. Someone will fart loudly and screamed jesus. Have you ever asked yourself why Muslims do not say degrading things about jesus?
Th Muslims even respect jesus more than many christians.
At the mention of his name, Muslims say "may God be pleased with him"
Do not blame others for helping you to rubbish that which you attached no value to. Muslims are not vicious, they only value and cherish what they believe in.
You are missing it.

Muslims should desist from using Jesus to garner some funny credibility to their syncretic religion.

Their concept of Jesus as recorded in the Koran is ridiculous.

Christianity and Islam have nothing in common.
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by chukwutope: 12:53pm On Aug 29, 2018
That is one ugly looking pastor
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ollah2: 12:55pm On Aug 29, 2018
ObaKlaz:
I remember you now... You're one of those urchins in the religion section. As usual, your comments connote no intelligence, Mr. Albert Einstein. You laid out a bare-faced lie as rebuttal. You're right though, sort of. Your entire Quran is FABRICATED. By the way, I know your nerves were really frayed while trying to reply, but it's never too late to learn how to spell correctly. Proper western education isn't 'haram' after all, you know?. Peace and virgins be on your soul, buddy. grin


It's pretty funny that, rather than attend to the topic of discourse you resort to plenty hogwash. Its only a religious fanatic and bigot that would meet several Muslims hating on Apostle Paul. Only you have met them. Applause man
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by Khed: 12:58pm On Aug 29, 2018
TheLogicalMind:


All these hadiths are from the most authentic collections compiled as Sahih Bukhari and Sahih Muslim.
If they are fabricated, then that means Islam itself is a fabricated religion.

It doesn't make them authentic. They are all Fabricated hadiths by your likes and inserts them there. Especially those Hadiths online 20-30% of them are Fabricated.

Why some chapters were taken down and remove completely from your bible by some of your bible scholars and editors? Is it not they feel they are not supposed to be there and its going to contradict and belittle the message about their Fabricated Religion Christianity in quotes.

Books of Barnabas was removed completely and if I quotes any verse from this book you will say it's not in the Bible.

Well that's the different between Truth (Qur'an) and lies (Bible of many editions)

Qur'an is a speech of God to us nobody can edit it. That's what makes it original and truth. And it has been existed over 1400 years. It's only one Qur'an edition throughout the world. It has been memorised by millions of Muslims word for word. That's the reason it won't be possible for Enemies of islam to Fabricate some hallucinated stories and insert them in the Qur'an or created another edition.

Hadith is the saying, doing and history of Prophet Muhammad but Enemies of Islam has later successful to Fabricate some hadiths and insert them there either sahih Bukhari or other hadith. Because it's not possible to memorise all the hadiths word for word.

Am saying it again all the hadiths you sited are all Fabricated and not authentic.

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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ollah2: 12:59pm On Aug 29, 2018
maestroferddi:
You are missing it.

Muslims should desist from using Jesus to garner some funny credibility to their syncretic religion.

Their concept of Jesus as recorded in the Koran is ridiculous.

Christianity and Islam have nothing in common.

If Islam is syncretic what is Christianity? Matter of fact, Jesus is happier towards Muslims than Christians. Never have any Muslim attacked Jesus. Same can't be said about Christians. Some even worship Mary.

Lastly, since you don't have anything in common with Islam then Abraham makes no sense to you or you just hate them alongside their faith simply because you wanna hate

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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by kingheart(m): 1:02pm On Aug 29, 2018
true Muslims will Neva joke about Muhammad or Jesus, cos he or she must believe in them as the messenger of Allah.

Only Christians defame either or both.
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by Nanadc: 1:05pm On Aug 29, 2018
Mklancee:
So you want as to be as stupid as Muslims ? True Christians are not zombies .looting church money is not enough for you people now you want to turn us to zombies(Muslim) that fight without reasons.
Please who makes jest of Jesus, is it a Christian or a Muslim. The last time I checked there is a big difference between a Christian mocking Jesus and a Christian mocking our prophet Mohammed SAW. Instead of dragging Islam to this why not ask Christians to respect Jesus Christ. If I am not mistaken I’ve never seen where a Muslim makes nest of Jesus. Ya’all need to get your acts together and stop blaming others for your lack of respect for Christ!

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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ObaKlaz: 1:09pm On Aug 29, 2018
ollah2:



It's pretty funny that, rather than attend to the topic of discourse you resort to plenty hogwash. Its only a religious fanatic and bigot that would meet several Muslims hating on Apostle Paul. Only you have met them. Applause man
Let me pressume you know the difference between the words MOST, ALL and EVERY. If you don't, you should maybe grab a good dictionary. It's funny how, rather than pick an intelligent discuss with the guy you mentioned earlier, you launched tirades and resorted to 'poising-the-well' tactics (which is VERY TYPICAL of you) You even dismissed those Hadiths as FABRICATED. I think you're hypocritical, buddy, but how would you describe yourself, huh?
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by Khed: 1:16pm On Aug 29, 2018
ObaKlaz:
Those Hadiths are 'FABRICATED'? Really By the way, most Muslems I've met have so much hate for the Aposte Paul. Why is that so? grin

Because he's an impostor and lier. A Lucifer's associates.

He completely eradicated the true massages of Christ and Fabricated a Religion called Christianity.

He portrayed lies as truth.

Jesus was not the founder of Christianity and Jesus is not aware of any follower or religion called Christianity. It was Paul the Lucifer's associate doing.

Muslims dislikes Paul because he successfully eradicated Jesus true Gospels and teachings. Fabricated his own called new testament and Christianity.

Jesus did not aware of a book called bible or new testaments.

It was Paul's doing after Jesus had departed this word.
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ollah2: 1:25pm On Aug 29, 2018
Khed:


It doesn't make them authentic. They are all Fabricated hadiths by your likes and inserts them there. Especially those Hadiths online 20-30% of them are Fabricated.

Why some chapters were taken down and remove completely from your bible by some of your bible scholars and editors? Is it not they feel they are not supposed to be there and its going to contradict and belittle the message about their Fabricated Religion Christianity in quotes.

Books of Barnabas was removed completely and if I quotes any verse from this book you will say it's not in the Bible.

Well that's the different between Truth (Qur'an) and lies (Bible of many editions)

Qur'an is a speech of God to us nobody can edit it. That's what makes it original and truth. And it has been existed over 1400 years. It's only one Qur'an edition throughout the world. It has been memorised by millions of Muslims word for word. That's the reason it won't be possible for Enemies of islam to Fabricate some hallucinated stories and insert them in the Qur'an or created another edition.

Hadith is the saying, doing and history of Prophet Muhammad but Enemies of Islam has later successful to Fabricate some hadiths and insert them there either sahih Bukhari or other hadith. Because it's not possible to memorise all the hadiths word for word.

Am saying it again all the hadiths you sited are all Fabricated and not authentic.




Most of them don't know the bible was completely edited. So many chapters were removed while some aren't complete. All they know is hate other religions yet they are tolerant
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ollah2: 1:26pm On Aug 29, 2018
ObaKlaz:
Let me pressume you know the difference between the words MOST, ALL and EVERY. If you don't, you should maybe grab a good dictionary. It's funny how, rather than pick an intelligent discuss with the guy you mentioned earlier, you launched tirades and resorted to 'poising-the-well' tactics (which is VERY TYPICAL of you) You even dismissed those Hadiths as FABRICATED. I think you're hypocritical, buddy, but how would you describe yourself, huh?


Look my handle and know whom you are discussing with. Are you blind or something?

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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ollah2: 1:28pm On Aug 29, 2018
Nanadc:

Please who makes jest of Jesus, is it a Christian or a Muslim. The last time I checked there is a big difference between a Christian mocking Jesus and a Christian mocking our prophet Mohammed SAW. Instead of dragging Islam to this why not ask Christians to respect Jesus Christ. If I am not mistaken I’ve never seen where a Muslim makes nest of Jesus. Ya’all need to get your acts together and stop blaming others for your lack of respect for Christ!


Exactly. Its fellow chritians that mock Jesus but Muslims who respect Jesus are the problem. I don't understand this kind of logic

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Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by whowantfuck(m): 1:28pm On Aug 29, 2018
gordons
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by TheLogicalMind(m): 1:28pm On Aug 29, 2018
imran147:



Many of the Hadith is not sahi
If you read the history of islam during the time of rasheedun the caliphate
You will see than some that claimed to be muslims are not only pretend to be
So if one writing something bad about muhammed and I think toward it’s truly muhammed can not stood so low and do this
That’s why I said not all what you read on Hadith is right .....something that has happen 700yrs ago and you started writing it and you admit everything will be correct ? Rethink man

Your clumsy efforts at Taqqiyya are just making me smile.

So for the past 1400 years, the mooslim Ulama have been promoting fabricated lies against their own "prophet."

Your desperation is very funny grin
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by ObaKlaz: 1:32pm On Aug 29, 2018
Khed:


Because he's an impostor and lier. A Lucifer's associates.

He completely eradicated the true massages of Christ and Fabricated a Religion called Christianity.

He portrayed lies as truth.

Jesus was not the founder of Christianity and Jesus is not aware of any follower or religion called Christianity. It was Paul the Lucifer's associate doing.

Muslims dislikes Paul because he successfully eradicated Jesus true Gospels and teachings. Fabricated his own called new testament and Christianity.

Jesus did not aware of a book called bible or new testaments.

It was Paul's doing after Jesus had departed this word.

What are the true 'massanges' of Christ that Paul 'eradicated', please? D'you even know how the tag 'CHRISTIANS' came to be?!
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by Fitbillionairep: 1:33pm On Aug 29, 2018
mohamed, jesus, etc are all fuckers . they claim to have super powers but they dont do shit
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by TheLogicalMind(m): 1:33pm On Aug 29, 2018
Khed:


It doesn't make them authentic. They are all Fabricated hadiths by your likes and inserts them there. Especially those Hadiths online 20-30% of them are Fabricated.

Why some chapters were taken down and remove completely from your bible by some of your bible scholars and editors? Is it not they feel they are not supposed to be there and its going to contradict and belittle the message about their Fabricated Religion Christianity in quotes.

Books of Barnabas was removed completely and if I quotes any verse from this book you will say it's not in the Bible.

Well that's the different between Truth (Qur'an) and lies (Bible of many editions)

Qur'an is a speech of God to us nobody can edit it. That's what makes it original and truth. And it has been existed over 1400 years. It's only one Qur'an edition throughout the world. It has been memorised by millions of Muslims word for word. That's the reason it won't be possible for Enemies of islam to Fabricate some hallucinated stories and insert them in the Qur'an or created another edition.

Hadith is the saying, doing and history of Prophet Muhammad but Enemies of Islam has later successful to Fabricate some hadiths and insert them there either sahih Bukhari or other hadith. Because it's not possible to memorise all the hadiths word for word.

Am saying it again all the hadiths you sited are all Fabricated and not authentic.


But even your "prophet" confessed to being a liar and agent of satan...

Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by kmaster007: 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2018
way dat Bros J
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by imran147(m): 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2018
TheLogicalMind:


Your clumsy efforts at Taqqiyya are just making me smile.

So for the past 1400 years, the mooslim Ulama have been promoting fabricated lies against their own "prophet."

Your desperation is very funny grin


Go and find out what Orientalist group means and they are the one who combined the Hadith and printed it out none of them
Is Muslim go and find out ok and stop asking me mumu question

Anything that will tarnish image of prophets and Muslims I will rather defend it
I have brain I use to think not what I read on so many lies Hadith by orientalist okay

Remind you no words superb Quran and Hadith it’s just what they said you said she said them say okay
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by AJOT99(m): 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2018
Neyohhh:


كَلَّا سَوْفَ تَعْلَمُونَ

Nay! You shall come to know!

ثُمَّ كَلَّا سَوْفَ تَعْلَمُونَ

Again, Nay! You shall come to know!

Ghen Ghen!!!
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by maestroferddi: 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2018
ollah2:


If Islam is syncretic what is Christianity? Matter of fact, Jesus is happier towards Muslims than Christians. Never have any Muslim attacked Jesus. Same can't be said about Christians. Some even worship Mary.

Lastly, since you don't have anything in common with Islam then Abraham makes no sense to you or you just hate them alongside their faith simply because you wanna hate
You are completely ignorant.

Jesus was born of the virgin Mary. He completed His assignment of redeeming humanity. He was crucified. He rose on the third day and ascended into heaven after 40 days to be at the right hand of God.

During His ministry He chose 12 apostles, 72 disciples and many devoted men to spread the Good News to every part of the earth and baptise those who believe.

Fast forward to about 540 later, one man under some influences emerged. He claimed he had a revelation. He even admitted he received satanic verses. He claimed to be a prophet even when nobody believed him. He tried imposing his fantasy on his people and his society. He was not a Hebrew and was not in the line of prophetic succession.

When he was laughed to derision and branded a demon-possessed being, he raised an army and massacred towns and villages to submission. He was not done:He sent his lieutenants to pillage and plunder countries forcing them to accept his outlandish ideology or die.

Our self-appointed prophet performed no miracle and even confessed that he never knew his eternal destination. He indicated that his so-called revelation was a poor plagiarism of the Bible.

Should I go on?
Re: Apostle Suleman Condemns Comedians That Joke About Jesus by kmaster007: 1:35pm On Aug 29, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Let Muhammad defend himself...bloody Islamabad
mumu kill you....

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