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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by kushme: 12:28am On Aug 30, 2018
She must be a land whale (very fat)
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by milemimi93(m): 12:31am On Aug 30, 2018
JamaicanLove:




I've sent it, check your damn mail
I can't access my mail lil ho.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by demogesture: 12:31am On Aug 30, 2018
Her feets, her toes, nails, her hands, fingers and nails. Then the face. If she can take care of these then be rest assure she will be ok inside
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 12:40am On Aug 30, 2018
milemimi93:

I can't access my mail lil ho.



Lil ho?



It's not your fault tho.


Bye
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by adeyemi91(m): 12:41am On Aug 30, 2018
rottennaija:
Her shape, face (is she beautiful), legs (I love ladies that don't have legs, either straight or a little curvy, but not k) , her manners (while conversing with her), height, I'll pip into her ears (to see if she keeps her body clean)...all these within the first 10 mins of conversing with her.


Subsequent conversations will confirm my interest or not of her based on her level of education (working class, graduate or final year, awaiting service), age (not more than 25), she must beautiful (I want to be bragging about my wife), God fearing and intelligent.
U'll av to create ur own o bros
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 12:43am On Aug 30, 2018
JamaicanLove:





I'm not.


Sorry.
k
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 12:50am On Aug 30, 2018
scnonline:

k




Very funny
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by milemimi93(m): 1:07am On Aug 30, 2018
JamaicanLove:



Lil ho?


It's not your fault tho.

Bye
That's a typo.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by lilyheaven: 1:10am On Aug 30, 2018
cheesy I used to wish for a ring neck, but I was so thin that if you pour water, it will hold. I did every thing I could to get small flesh, I didn't. Bum! I just gave birth to one baby, all my wishes came through. My husband said " I wanted you this way" Jesus I screened, he told me he loves slim girls, anyway! That is his own, as for me, I have gotten that ring neck and am no longer thin.
undecided what a testimony!
Randy100:
This may sound weird, but I always check the neck. I love those ring neck in ladies.

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 1:10am On Aug 30, 2018
JamaicanLove:





Very funny

angry what yo want me to say
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by milemimi93(m): 1:12am On Aug 30, 2018
12345baba:
ur own dey ur body . I wonder how u look like o

I look awesome. That's why JamaicanLove can't get off me.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 1:27am On Aug 30, 2018
Is she intelligent in her words or just a slay queen? Is she beautiful inside( with good and futuristic ideas) or just beautiful outside with pancake all over her face? Above all, is she God-fearing? These are the questions that would first come to my mind after approaching her. If she's beautiful on the inside, she'd definitely joint home builder. A slay queen is a parasite. Nice there's a little financial challenge, she either goes or looks outside. Okonjo-iweala, oby ezekwesil, angel markel, Theresa may , etc are beautiful on the inside. This has a great deal complemented the outward appearance/beauty.

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:28am On Aug 30, 2018
pansophist:


countersam


Actually my partner fulfils all the qualities listed above, except the number 7. Believe me, there are still quality girls out there.
God bless you both. She got 9/10 that awesome
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by jacksonjay36: 1:28am On Aug 30, 2018
hallelujah

Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:31am On Aug 30, 2018
kress2m1:


I think you should also add, she should also be an English language teacher...
NA
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:33am On Aug 30, 2018
Dafreeguy:
Bros ur singleness will be until arsenal will UCL..u neva ready to mingle yet
Coincidentally, I'm an Arsenal die hard
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by BabaRamota1980: 1:34am On Aug 30, 2018
Sensuality!

Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:39am On Aug 30, 2018
doshe39:
hope you have seen one
not yet
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:43am On Aug 30, 2018
midform:
Bebeto! So u check whether a lady can cook before u approach her. This how u collect more paper in an exam nd still fail!!!
see beyond to nose nigga
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:47am On Aug 30, 2018
OhiOfIhima:


I love dat number 3 & 8.. Jus moderate in social media tin
you are a wise man. You lie good thing too. cool
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by crownson(m): 1:47am On Aug 30, 2018
Intelligence
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:49am On Aug 30, 2018
ProdigalSaviour:
All this things are the first thing,u can't even articulate and u want a gal that can articulate, get life bro....didn't say ur lifeless ooo
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:51am On Aug 30, 2018
mypains:


Your last sentence... Keep who you are from women.you are a good guy but never let lady know you are good u will regret it.
Noted buddy

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:52am On Aug 30, 2018
HEFAIROHLUWA:
lmao..This your list grin..lol..
Well ive never done this before but here is mine.
*Smart/Intelligent
*Decent
*Hardworking
*Honest
*Good Morals sha
*Selfesteem..I like people with positive self esteem
*Challenge me when im likely wrong grin I like challenges
*Respectful- treats everyone young and old alike equally with respect.
*Trustworthy

Things I dont like
***Peacocky atitudes grin
***Immoral acts
***Nagging and lying...
Every other bad attitudes I'll overlook..Im not the type of guy that gets impressed because of a lady looks but i dont think she will mind if i compliment her looks once in a while wink Anyway we still searching.. grin wink

nice list... We search till we catch em
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:53am On Aug 30, 2018
legendary16:


Why you no kuku start dey audition na...
I day use my eyes and head audition them
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ultimate77(m): 1:57am On Aug 30, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
No 7; do you have knowledge of global and financial market? cheesy

I just don't know what you meant by that.
simple. Google will help. If I don't know, i will not add it to my list
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Daeylar(f): 2:04am On Aug 30, 2018
This thread is funny grin grin
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:05am On Aug 30, 2018
ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

I hope say u set o! No be say the girl go show come see creature grin

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