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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 9:52am On Aug 30, 2018
olaszydaruma:

Thanks for replying. I've tried that but I couldn't type anything



You don't have to type.


Just mail it that way.. and the person will reply u
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 9:53am On Aug 30, 2018
9japarrot:


You are too young for all this... Goan read your books so you can pass jamb.
GTH
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 9:58am On Aug 30, 2018
the first thing I check before approaching a lady is BIG CURVED ASS.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Bambambiglo: 10:02am On Aug 30, 2018
Maamin:


Oga! She has every right to be here just like every other person...try to be civil na! undecided

Guy face your front
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Damseldammie(f): 10:04am On Aug 30, 2018
4601CE:
Big bress and big nyansh angry
Ashawo!!!
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 10:05am On Aug 30, 2018
Bambambiglo:


Guy face your front

Careful bro, I could be sweet and bitter at the same time.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 10:07am On Aug 30, 2018
Damseldammie:

Ashawo!!!
kiss kiss
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by olaszydaruma(m): 10:09am On Aug 30, 2018
JamaicanLove:



You don't have to type.

Just mail it that way.. and the person will reply u
OK. Thanks
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Bambambiglo: 10:10am On Aug 30, 2018
Maamin:


Careful bro, I could be sweet and bitter at the same time.

Is like you want to receive some lashing this morning abi?

Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Megaicon123: 10:11am On Aug 30, 2018
.really i pity u shaHer feet!!!..... Can't be chilling with a girl on cute sandals with her feet all over the floor..

How she smells and smiles ...turns me on a lot [/quote]
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 10:14am On Aug 30, 2018
Her social body language.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 10:19am On Aug 30, 2018
Bambambiglo:


Is like you want to receive some lashing this morning abi?

Useless as expected..you can now swerve.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by toprealman: 10:20am On Aug 30, 2018
ultimate77:


Toprealman grin worry na my second name o.
Update me on your ultimate search, I wan come chop cake.

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Bambambiglo: 10:35am On Aug 30, 2018
Maamin:


Useless as expected..you can now swerve.

See agbaya. Comot road abeg
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by enonche85(m): 10:39am On Aug 30, 2018
nuggarito:
Her legs and azz, having the sexiest legs covers everything, no matter how ugly or unattractive she is, the legs is just everything to me.

Bro I think we are in this same lane!...I love hawt legs!!!...looking at them alone in bum shots or a short gown gives me joy! grin grin
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Menzy86(m): 10:39am On Aug 30, 2018
Body odour. A fundamental problem with girls in the south west!
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Maamin(m): 10:41am On Aug 30, 2018
Bambambiglo:


See agbaya. Comot road abeg

You're really trying hard to seek for my attention grin...I said move already.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by gentlegenius(m): 10:44am On Aug 30, 2018
Vickygarl:

The undergraduates will become graduates one day.
And concerning your question about how many graduate ladies are worthy to be called graduates, I will say "a lot".
As there are some ladies, are there some guys too.
There are some so-called male graduates that I can't even stand talking to for the kind of low IQ and conversational skills they display. That without even checking what they graduated with.
Sorry... But you are turning this into a gender attack.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by princfred(m): 10:51am On Aug 30, 2018
I can say something intelligent like:
Any of these first since it eventually all of these counts:-

Pleasing to my eyes:- not short(I don't hate shorts girls just that I don't get sexually aroused towards them), any colour, Fresh-looking and good sense of fashion, big this and that not necessarily a must but who doesn't appreciate a wide waist line?��

Pleasing to my brain
- Enlightened and a conservative (not pro-islam, not pro LGBT) - very hard to find this combination in black ladies since most of them who are educated becomes more "liberal". Not into selfish feminism.

Pleasing to my heart - Funny or rhetorically witty, sarcastic, wild in a cool way, humane, intrinsic abi one grammer like that..........

But let me just say:

If i feel movement down there on sighting her ....
If i feel movement down there on sighting her ....


Since thats what most guys here emphasizing big yansh and breast like their life depends on it actually infer ....lol.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Countersam(m): 10:54am On Aug 30, 2018
pansophist:


countersam


Actually my partner fulfils all the qualities listed above, except the number 7. Believe me, there are still quality girls out there.
Good for you at least you have 9/10.the point is 10/10? I don't believe.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Countersam(m): 10:59am On Aug 30, 2018
mhizcassidy001:
i pass all tho
If ur single lets hook up. I know u wont be 10/10 but trust me i will wife you with over 8.5. grin

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Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Wisemen0147(m): 11:04am On Aug 30, 2018
ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.


Only u count and list 10qualities in just one lady, when u r not a son of dangote,Mike Adenuga or Otedola.

U for kuku make the list enta 50nah....

Hope u r financially strong?
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Blonchilli(m): 11:04am On Aug 30, 2018
The one they opened for girls in the first page you can't even understand what girls want, but see how guys just give you the details without much stress.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by ibikunle1985(m): 11:10am On Aug 30, 2018
Only you all these quality 1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.[/color][/quote]
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by akinszz: 11:10am On Aug 30, 2018
weazzy:
Me big bwess,accent and how u carry ya sef
you mean packaging ( fake life). Hmm.. That's good grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by Nobody: 11:14am On Aug 30, 2018
ultimate77:

simple. Google will help. If I don't know, i will not add it to my list
You're just making mouth to me. You want a lady to know more about global financial market...if you intend doing business in the financial market, what has that got to do with whom you date? Would she be buying and selling shares for you? Abeg, go one side.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by 1miccza: 11:15am On Aug 30, 2018
Martinez19:
1) A kind heart.
2) Good looking.
3) Atheist or if religious she is to keep it to herself and not influence my children or bring pastors or prayer group to my house.
4) She must have an impressive IQ.
5) She knows how to manage money and she is not a reckless spender.
6) She listens and always ready to learn.


This is so meeee!!!
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by princfred(m): 11:18am On Aug 30, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
You're just making mouth to me. You want a lady to know more about global financial market...if you intend doing business in the financial market, what has that got to do with whom you date? Would she be buying and selling shares for you? Abeg, go one side.
If a lady is enlightened, it shouldn't be hard teaching whatever he wants her to know if its that important to him.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by akinszz: 11:20am On Aug 30, 2018
faithsystem:
HEY ROTTENNAIJA..
i got all your under-listed but i don't have a pronounced height, chaiii shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
don't worry.... I'm here for you. grin grin grin grin . One man's food is another man's poison grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by princfred(m): 11:20am On Aug 30, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
You're just making mouth to me. You want a lady to know more about global financial market...if you intend doing business in the financial market, what has that got to do with whom you date? Would she be buying and selling shares for you? Abeg, go one side.
Abi o. If a lady is enlightened generally, it shouldn't be hard teaching her whatever he wants her to know if its that important to him.
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by rottennaija(m): 11:21am On Aug 30, 2018
faithsystem:
HEY
i got all your under-listed but i don't have a pronounced height, chaiii shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

This
Re: Guys, What's The First Thing You Check Before You Approach A Lady? by akinszz: 11:24am On Aug 30, 2018
Anfieldboss:

Face, legs and body structure (not necessarily figure 8 but have a good figure, I detest flat ass)
what will you do with big ass grin grin grin

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