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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 01, 2018
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by ejerukeuzezi(m): 9:35pm On Sep 01, 2018
mehn @yungzubi ..your head dey there... u just dey make this story sweet my belle��
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by badoxil(m): 10:16pm On Sep 01, 2018
This update na die ooo spata na devil I sure say he don spend all him money to buy that Benz whey him dey drive na why him dey with Big mama. Nice update
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by hidhrhis(m): 10:32pm On Sep 01, 2018
Silver1996:
Sparta why na
I no wan comment before but seeing silver1996 for here I just had to deactivate from ghost mode
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:35pm On Sep 01, 2018
Jesus!, how come spata did such thing i never saw such coming,youngzubi you just too good,very young and intelligent,kudos young boss!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by dannytech2uni: 11:46pm On Sep 01, 2018
Spata Na bastard ooo... I need knw wetin happen next... Biko no delay nxt update Youngzubi... Good one bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Olivers2J(f): 7:49am On Sep 02, 2018
Mehn...... Am just speechless his own bossom friend betrayed him anyway nah person wey Sabi you go still kill you. What an episode!! A big twist to the story � � � Youngzubi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by manuelzz(m): 7:59am On Sep 02, 2018
Olivers2J:
Mehn...... Am just speechless his own bossom friend betrayed him anyway nah person wey Sabi you go still kill you. What an episode!! A big twist to the story � � � Youngzubi

Go to church !

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Iamicekid(m): 8:23am On Sep 02, 2018
This is deep ooo... More Grace bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by heskeyw(m): 9:27am On Sep 02, 2018
Nawa ooo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tunjilomo(m): 12:38pm On Sep 02, 2018
Spana don fall.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by bereiweris(m): 1:09pm On Sep 02, 2018
What can we say, a man's enemies are members of his own household. Nice twist, nice story, tested & trusted writer. Kudos bro.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by swiz123(m): 1:37pm On Sep 02, 2018
Mehn... Shii gotten real.

Nice twisting youngzubi.

Loving the way the story is going.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pacifust058(m): 2:10pm On Sep 02, 2018
I've been reading a lot of write ups, Youngzubi, I must say you're the best..
You completely twisted everything, no one can predict what's gonna happen next... Hat off
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by uthlaw: 4:07pm On Sep 02, 2018
what kind of shit spata did to you,you supposed gun him down
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Tolezy001(m): 4:16pm On Sep 02, 2018
Chai spata fall my hand o.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 4:47pm On Sep 02, 2018
Chai spata surpose rescue spider Gang him surpose be thier back up plan, big mama & spata why na (Youngzubi)
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Sensitivity1254: 4:53pm On Sep 02, 2018
Plenty twists still dey this tori.

Spata may not be wetin una think due to this twist.

Make we still dey observe.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 4:58pm On Sep 02, 2018
episode......50













sex NA food written by youngzubi



Episode......50 story by youngzubi



Naso life be
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i open my eyes as a fluorescent bulb brighten the place wia i dey,i try move my body but e get watin dey always pull my back,so i turn my head side ways as better headache samah me"aahh!!"i shout


"hello ma he is awake,i hear as a voice yan beside me,i turn begin survey the place well nah that time i notice sey nah hospital bed i dey,i look further as i discover six policemen surrounding the whole room,i begin try understand myself 

the door open as one fat man like that waka enter the room,im wear white overall wit something wey resemble ear piece for im neck,the man bend down begin touch me as im reach wia i dey lay down



after few minutes the man waka comot,i begin hear the man discussing wit a woman for door,wit watin i dey hear e be like sey nah the woman carry me come,becos she dey ask the fat man whether she fit see me now

"yes ma,he is ok now and will be discharged this evrning,i hear as the fat man yan


"oh! finally,thank you doctor,the woman yan as the door open,big mama shuk head inside with oga frank 

like peson wey dey under spiritual anointing,my head heavy me as the whole thing begin come back to my head,anger full my body instanta nahim i made to jump up and rush dem but my two legs together wit my hand hook with strong iron chain


"oh you still have strength,but you have been in coma for two weeks now,if to sey you dey that kind strong why haven't you wake from coma since then?,big mama yan as one police man carry chair come drop for am,she sidon as oga frank pursue im boys comot

"sergeant David!,


"sir!!,

"take your boys outside we need some privacy,oga frank yan as those six police officer salute him and match outside closing the door tight

(note!, this story is written by youngzubi,join his Facebook group , youngzubi stories, to read more and more exciting stories,,add him on fb young zubi Desmond)

i begin wonder watin dem won do me this time,abi the one wey dem do me never reach,the pain,heartbreak and betrayal e never do dem


"Mr spana happy to see you back,oga frank yan 


"strong man gone weak!,i made you and now i won destroy you


but why?,Mama why me,after i don save ya life,after i don help ya husband climb the ladder,after i don kill at ya own will nah like this you won take pay me back why!!!!,see i go...


"shut up!!,just close up!!,her eye turn red and wet,reason i begin wonder,nah she wey betray me how come she dey vex pass me,abi did i wrong her unknowingly??,onto sey i need to clear my doubt i yan 

"Mrs folade explain watin be ya palava,i yan


"good!,i happy sey you won know watin my problem be,see nobi you be my problem and nobi you cause my problem,nah ya elder brother mike


"watin??,i jab up instanta but the chains pull me back, how you take know my elder brother?,i yan as suprise and confusion full my head,why everi tin just dey turn strange?,why life just change all of a sudden

"oh! you'er surprised yea you suppose be,she scoffed and yan


"wait wait tins never clear for my mind,sheh nah my own elder brother mike you dey yan abi nah another peson becos my brother don travel tey tey! after im get one crash wit cultist people wey be sey dem nearly kill him,so you better nor try to twist tins hia,i still normal my sense never comot,i yan


"problem wit cultist?,wait o sheh nah watin mike yan una be that?,big mama yan sitting up


"oga frank scoffed and yan, mike mike smart guy,


"now listen spana,ya brother mike duped me and my husband,mike and striker nah very close friends just like u and spata

"spata! nobi my friend!!,i shout as my eye turn red my lips begin shake


"easy easy boy,let me talk,so as i bin dey yan you before,onto sey striker my personal and chief security guy and ya brother sabi each other well,striker waka come beg me sey make i employ mike ya brother make im join as my guard,after plenty begging i decided to take him naso ya brother take comot from hotel wia im bin dey work as bouncer come join my security guards, after i don collect and gather all the information wey i need about him,i employ am

after 6 years wey mike don dey work for me and my husband,we begin like him.sotey my husband begin trust everything for im hand,mike begin handle all my husbands money even some of im secret documents we trust dem under ya brothers care becos of sey im dey handle tins well and have proved trust worthy,that two stoery building wey im build for ya village nah me build am for am onto sey im dey serve us well,

but e get watin happen for one certain time,during election period wey my husband dey busy dey struggle to win,my husband waka go borrow very huge amount of money wey im won use to contest for the election,together with some wey im carry from our savings nahim my husband lock am inside house under ya brothers care

but unfortunately ya brother get im own plan,he target the day wey we comot,im kill all the guards wey we leave for house wit am and pack all the money and disappear 

the tin shock my husband reach bone sotey e nack am stroke,we begin pump money ontop im health matter again,believe me after everything my husband turn broke and im loose the election too


we begin search for ya brother everi wia both Nigeria,togo,Cameroo n and all those country wey near us but we nor see kpeekim,ya brother disappear without trace


"but nah cultist im yan for the last text wey im send to us,i yan


"cultist my foot,she yan

"Mrs folade you wicked!,i shout


"relax never start ya insult, make i finish,so as we search finish without any better result,i send more people go warri wia una dey live to go gather information for me,nahim dem halla me for phone the next day sey dem don see mike,quickly i enter road begin come warri,but wen i reach and see the peson, i was disappointed to see you,una resemble wella but i sabi mike if i see am,those people only use the picture wey i give dem,but onto sey i sabi mike physical i nor need make peson yan me sey una be blood brothers

after few hours of monitoring you inside one bar like that,em! yea 360bar for warri nah for inside the bar i sidon dey watch ya moves till i found out sey out of all the guys wey sidon wit you nah spata be ya closest friend,then better idea enter my head,i begin draw map on how i go take use you recover all my loose,i won pay ya whole family including ya brother mike back,i won hurt una,i won make una feel the pain wey i dey feel, so i secretly meet with spata,at first im begin form strong head,i yan am everything and my aim but im refuse saying that una don be friend from belle,but after i offer am mouth watering offer im stumbled and fall for my offer

as spata agree to my plan nahim i yan him sey make him drag you come lagos,and if you think back you go remember sey na spata begin give you reason sey make una come hustle for lagos,everything wey follow was planned,all of dem nah setup ranging from you meeting my daughter inside the car,her invitation to the show,even spata dey inside the hall that day wey the show tin happen,i just use am come near you,Florida and Mrs Stella wey give you 700million for ya sex,all of dem nah part of the plan just to entice you,spata made everything possible as nah im dey behind it all

i send my daughter go abroad immediately i notice sey she don dey fall inlove wit you,as not to spoil tins for me i transport am go UK instantly 

Florida nah my first daughter,very obedient as she dey follow all my instructions,with her husbands wealth now i don recover all my lost infact wit the kind money wey the man get,i don recover everything back times 2,my husband rank don over high sef wit ya help,so as i don achieve my aim nahim make me won also pay ya people and ya brother back by killing you before the justice,as the plan take perfect, dem catch you red handed with Florida husband head,you no fit deny am


"so nah me wey go pay for my brothers sin,i yan


"yes ofcourse you go die!,shebi nah me made you,and for ya jazz,spata don already change that una neckles tey tey! before una begin go that mission, dat one wey hang for ya neck nah just designer chain,she yan


"i go fall back Mrs jolade i yan


"hmm that one nah after dem don pass judgements ontop ya head and then kill you finish nah that time you go fall back abi,she yan


i begin look ceiling as i watch the fan roll,naso plenty tins take dey roll inside my head,i nor just know wia to begin think am,so everything nah setup from the beginning,all the money,the women,the hustle and the ritual nah setup,tears just dey flow my eye like water,life just useless, tins twist turn upside down within a minute even spa* nooooooooooooooooooo­o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

(note!, this story is written by youngzubi,join his Facebook group , youngzubi stories, to read more and more exciting stories)

to be continued..........

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 5:24pm On Sep 02, 2018
Deyoungne:
wetin cum be this i hope sey spata and big mama never betray spana so oooh
they just did...
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by famopompy(m): 5:33pm On Sep 02, 2018
I feel so bad. I am so engrossed with this story that I shed tears while reading it
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 5:39pm On Sep 02, 2018
Hmmmm this so torching, how would spana do all this, I feel bad already
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:47pm On Sep 02, 2018
Sensitivity1254:
Plenty twists still dey this tori.
Spata may not be wetin una think due to this twist.
Make we still dey observe.



lets watch and see

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:49pm On Sep 02, 2018
Iambees:
Chai spata surpose rescue spider Gang him surpose be thier back up plan, big mama & spata why na (Youngzubi)



bro naso life be,story still continues...

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:50pm On Sep 02, 2018
pacifust058:
I've been reading a lot of write ups, Youngzubi, I must say you're the best..
You completely twisted everything, no one can predict what's gonna happen next... Hat off

thank you my man,i really appreciate brotherly
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 5:50pm On Sep 02, 2018
Height Of Betrayal. I Just Tire. Spana Be Strong And Pull Thru
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 5:58pm On Sep 02, 2018
swiz123:
Mehn... Shii gotten real.

Nice twisting youngzubi.

Loving the way the story is going.


my man am glad that you can now relate grin

i had a sleepless night just trying to prove to u in particular that am not just here to crack jokes only

,remember to do your justice as it will still be helpful,praise me wen needed and correct me wen also needed

am still waiting for oga pkata-pkata honourable365 maybe i still need to work more
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by honourable356(m): 6:24pm On Sep 02, 2018
You have taken a giant stride in a very short time... you are not there yet but your last two updates convinced me beyond reasonable doubt that i undoubtedly have no doubt that you get there. The very top!

Your consistency in updating is spot on..
Your story is a beauty to behold..
Putting that very story in writing...not just in any writing but the ability to give the audience a clear picture of the unfolding eventing has taken a giant stride.

Yes..a vast improvement is worth commendation.

He smiled...

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Iamicekid(m): 6:25pm On Sep 02, 2018
This is just too good... keep up the good work man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 6:25pm On Sep 02, 2018
Okay this part was really painful.

I'm hurt. so after the kpanshing big mama dey enjoy from Spana, she won still kill am
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by ejerukeuzezi(m): 7:11pm On Sep 02, 2018
man like youngzubi... I just dey feel ur twisting.. e dey Popori my head like dis.. baba u na literature itself
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Kelblaq(m): 7:18pm On Sep 02, 2018
Hmmm... I'm sure that the Agent is not dead, yes! he will come to rescue Spana and together they will defeat that woman..all this will happen in part 2 of the story..


cheesy

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