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"If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by LegendVibes: 5:03am On Sep 18, 2018
A Nigerian man and a Twitter user shared this on his Twitter timeline.

He wrote;
"If my mother slaps you and you raise your hand to slap her back because you lack self control.

I will beat you blue and black. No inbetween

Except of cos you can also slap your mother back if she was the one who slapped you.

But if you won't slap your biological mom back if she slapped you but can raise your hands against mine. I will fight you. Let's be clear"


A Nigerian feminist who hates men replied him what she would do if she's the one in the situation;

And another lady question the feminist who hates men why she wants to "arrange boys" when she claimed she hates men;

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9845/if-my-mom-slaps-you-and-you-slap-her-back-i-will-beat-you-blue-and-black-man-see-replies.html

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by HeWrites(m): 5:11am On Sep 18, 2018
undecided

I agree. If you won't slap your biological mom back, then don't ever try to slap mine. I don't even see reason why a mother will slap his son's wife anyway. I don tire for this generation's matter o.

See that yeye feminist lady. A quick visit to her Twitter profile, she's actually a lesbian.

No wonder. She looks disgusting which man will see this one's näkëdness and his d!ck will not RIP/Shrink. Disgusting something.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by chiommy123(f): 5:34am On Sep 18, 2018
Why will her mom just be slapping people anyhow. It will take a young man or woman with good self control not to reiterate. Even someone's mom knows the age to stop slapping

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Pat081: 5:49am On Sep 18, 2018
Why will ur mum slap ur own wife??is dat how to correct her if she make mistakewhy d some guys see woman like house help? D guy may be d type dat if his sister mother in law slap her he will go dia and cause problems

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by olatunyemi(m): 5:50am On Sep 18, 2018
ideally, it's wrong for my mom to slap you and I know her, she won't. Assuming it now happened and you slapped back, then be ready to be beaten and leave my house. you can't slap your mum, can you?

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by backnbeta(f): 5:55am On Sep 18, 2018
Mum lacks self control, son takes it out on another woman who lacks self control undecided

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Olalan(m): 5:59am On Sep 18, 2018
A sane mother would most likely slap a wife for the same reasons her mother or a older relative would have slapped her, thus if she cant slap them back she has no justification to slap the mother in law back

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Tamarapetty(f): 7:15am On Sep 18, 2018
Carry una names to my BABA cheesy


Joking oh

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by GOFRONT(m): 10:14am On Sep 18, 2018
shocked

A feminist who hate men

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by cnwamo(m): 11:32pm On Sep 18, 2018
Blue and Black is understating it.
I would never slap my wife’s mother under any circumstance because I’d see her as my Mother so I’d expect the same of my wife. I pray to never be put in this kinda situation but heaven knows my heart, no one lays hands on my precious mother no matter what.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by KendrickAyomide: 11:33pm On Sep 18, 2018
lipsrsealed
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 11:33pm On Sep 18, 2018
If ur mother wasn't a bastard she won't be slapping ppl, especially if they aren't her child

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by GrammarNazi1(m): 11:34pm On Sep 18, 2018
Olalan:
A sane mother would most likely slap a wife for the same reasons her mother or a older relative would have slapped her, thus if she cant slap them back she has no justification to slap the mother in law back
...an older...

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by GrammarNazi1(m): 11:35pm On Sep 18, 2018
chiommy123:
Why will her mom just be slapping people anyhow. It will take a young man or woman with good self control not to reiterate. Even someone's mom knows the age to stop slapping
...retaliate...

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Sarkin: 11:35pm On Sep 18, 2018
That lady is a chronic unrepentant aggressive lazy lesbian.

The rate at which lesbians and gays are rampant these days is just like deflowered unilag freshers.

Even the jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of Biafra terrorists will be afraid...

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Bedlecturer(m): 11:39pm On Sep 18, 2018
The sisters will be beaten by their mother in laws in from of him

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by TonyeBarcanista(m): 11:41pm On Sep 18, 2018
Fact!

How can you slap my mother? Try it and you will have me to contend with

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 11:41pm On Sep 18, 2018
olatunyemi:
ideally, it's wrong for my mom to slap you and I know her, she won't. Assuming it now happened and you slapped back, then be ready to be beaten and leave my house. you can't slap your mum, can you?

I can't slap my mum but I can slap other ppls mums if they ever try to hit me. Who does ur mum think she is?

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 11:42pm On Sep 18, 2018
Simple and short.






I will only beat her because I cannot come and go and return her mother the slap. With some of the kind of women this generation is breeding, I'm sure many of them would slap their mother in laws when the opportunity arises


Take this as a case study;
1Sharon:
If ur mother wasn't a bastard she won't be slapping ppl, especially if they aren't her child

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 9jayes: 11:42pm On Sep 18, 2018
How will you slap someone's mum. If you haven't applied



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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Millenniumlady(f): 11:43pm On Sep 18, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Fact!
How can you slap my mother?
Shut up

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by sanpipita(m): 11:43pm On Sep 18, 2018
Nigerian youths do nothing better these days than regular attacking themselves over stupid issues and people say the future is bright

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 11:44pm On Sep 18, 2018
It breaks heart
A gentle man could even decide to let you be, go straight to your house & deliver a very hot package to your parent insteadtongue

So before you do that to another's, think of how you too would rush down to your house if the news get to you.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by TonyeBarcanista(m): 11:47pm On Sep 18, 2018
[s]
Millenniumlady:
Shut up
[/s]
Ok

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Millenniumlady(f): 11:48pm On Sep 18, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
[s][/s] Ok
Get out

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by ayourbamie: 11:48pm On Sep 18, 2018
My mum wouldn't do that
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 11:50pm On Sep 18, 2018
Earthbound:
Simple and short.






I will only beat her because I cannot come and go and return her mother the slap. With some of the kind of women this generation is breeding, I'm sure many of them would slap their mother in laws when the opportunity arises


Take this as a case study;



Why would ur mum slap someone else in the first place?

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 3Ceagle(m): 11:54pm On Sep 18, 2018
Matter don judge itself. I no need to contribute...

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