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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by AmazonTopaz(f): 11:55pm On Sep 18, 2018
Mtchewww

The man dey make mouth.
Your mother slap me I slap her back.You retaliate by trying to defend her I injure you.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by emmie14: 11:56pm On Sep 18, 2018
Your mom is an irresponsible retired prostitutee and you talk and act like motor park tout. Signs of improper home training. My mother can never act so violently. You may lose your life slapping and fighting.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by imam07: 11:57pm On Sep 18, 2018
1Sharon:
If ur mother wasn't a bastard she won't be slapping ppl, especially if they aren't her child
Try to be sensible at times. This is just a question thrown to be answered and not to be displaying irresponsibility here. One day you to will become a mother in law. That is all what you feminists don't understand. The kind of dirty comment u posted here shows that if u have a daughter in law you will slap her if she is rude to u. People like you can't control your anger towards another person.
The most sensible thing b4 any lady should make a comment is first put yourself in that situation. Those feminist that always condemn men for any reason. I believe if u were a man, you will be worse than these men u hate.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by BigbamoAYO(m): 12:03am On Sep 19, 2018
cheesy

Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by darkelf: 12:03am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


I can't slap my mum but I can slap other ppls mums if they ever try to hit me. Who does ur mum think she is?

This guy didn't quote you when he commented yet you quoted him and even included his mum. What exactly is the issue with you young lady?. That's how you youths foment trouble and start unnecessary e-wars

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 12:05am On Sep 19, 2018
darkelf:


This guy didn't quote you when he commented yet you quoted him and even included his mum. What exactly is the issue with you young lady?. That's how you youths foment trouble and start unnecessary e-wars

And you are quoting me and I didn't quote you, now what's ur problem young man? tongue

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by imam07: 12:07am On Sep 19, 2018
emmie14:
Your mom is an irresponsible retired prostitutee and you talk and act like motor park tout. Signs of improper home training. My mother can never act so violently. You may lose your life slapping and fighting.
Are u a lady or a woman for God sake. A man that will marry this thing is in serious soup. Is it because this place is a faceless forum? God I thank u that I am a man. There is no how u can display your stupidity here that it will not manifest or materialize when u get marry. So nah woman that will be in charge of someone's home dey talk like this. Kai. Guys wey never marry are in serious trouble.
Guys look very well b4 u leap. Don't fall for pretenders. This one is a faulty hand Grenade

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 12:10am On Sep 19, 2018
Hmm.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by teemac01(m): 12:12am On Sep 19, 2018
AFTER READING PEOPLES COMMENTS ALL I CAN SAY IS FRUSTRATION FULL THIS COUNTRY...

PEOPLE JUST COME TO A FACELESS COMMUNITY AND POUR OUT WHAT IS ON THEIR DIRTY MIND...

AFTER ALL NOBODY KNOWS OR CAN POINT AT FINGER AT THEM...

ITS JUST SHAMEFUL...

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by newdawn2017(f): 12:13am On Sep 19, 2018
What if husbands mom does it once & d wife let's it pass, & then she goes ahead 2 do such another time over any reason as she is accustomed 2 with her son's wife, what should d lady do?

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by themonk(m): 12:13am On Sep 19, 2018
imam07:
Try to be sensible at times. This is just a question thrown to be answered and not to be displaying irresponsibility here. One day you to will become a mother in law. That is all what you feminists don't understand. The kind of dirty comment u posted here shows that if u have a daughter in law you will slap her if she is rude to u. People like you can't control your anger towards another person.
The most sensible thing b4 any lady should make a comment is first put yourself in that situation. Those feminist that always condemn men for any reason. I believe if u were a man, you will be worse than these men u hate.
Bro no mother has the right to slap anybody who is an adult forget say nigeria is filled with injustice and irrationality. I agree that even when an elderly person slaps you, you need to show respect and self control yourself but brother if the person decides not to show self control and retaliates, he/she is not to be questioned sef talkless of fought. It's only an insane mother that would slap an adult, we need to start using our head in this country.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by royalads: 12:14am On Sep 19, 2018
So this is the development and advance in technology Nigerian youths should be talking about? See how everyone is discussing assault and violence as if their lives depend on it.. Gosh... I'm so disgusted right now.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by newdawn2017(f): 12:17am On Sep 19, 2018
cnwamo:
Blue and Black is understating it.
I would never slap my wife’s mother under any circumstance so I’d expect the same of her. I pray to never be put in this kinda situation but heaven knows my heart, no one lays hands on my precious mother no matter what.
But ur precious can lift up her hands @ will 2 slap a full grown woman like her, a mature adult @ will, due 2 her lack of self control

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by imam07: 12:19am On Sep 19, 2018
themonk:

Bro no mother has the right to slap anybody who is an adult forget say nigeria is filled with injustice and irrationality. I agree that even when an elderly person slaps you, you need to show respect and self control yourself but brother if the person decides not to show self control and retaliates, he/she is not to be questioned sef talkless of fought. It's only an insane mother that would slap an adult, we need to start using our head in this country.
I understand. I just imagine how some ladies comment in a manner that shows them too can even slap their daughter in law.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Herrmes: 12:20am On Sep 19, 2018
My mother cannot strike my wife, if she does then, I will have to punish her, and apease my wife, if it were another person's mom, I will retaliate ASAP and very violently.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by delivryboy: 12:23am On Sep 19, 2018
The option of "whether or not you can slap your own mom" does not apply here, you slap my mom, I will take off my self control jacket and swing you blows however it hits you with maximum damage. after that you will fear to slap any other creature be it animal.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by themonk(m): 12:23am On Sep 19, 2018
imam07:
I understand. I just imagine how some ladies comment in a manner that shows them too can even slap their daughter in law.
The best thing is to marry a wife who can understand not to retaliate in such cases and also scold your mother if she does such evil to your wife. Even to imagine this thing tire me, it shouldn't be heard of.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by profmallor: 12:25am On Sep 19, 2018
Slapping your daughter in law is simply been disrespectful to your son. I think if the son handles the affairs of his home as the bible dictates I think all parties would know their limits and be clear on the likely consequences there after

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by olatunyemi(m): 12:27am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


I can't slap my mum but I can slap other ppls mums if they ever try to hit me. Who does ur mum think she is?
Like I mentioned, she is the best mother in-law you can think of, my step brothers' wives could testify talk more of my sister in-law. so she will never slap you, but if it happened, it's from you and you leave my house that day after teaching you the lesson your mum must have failed to teach you

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:29am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:
If ur mother wasn't a bastard she won't be slapping ppl, especially if they aren't her child
With the hair on ur head @ dp....I can understand ur anger...yell at ur stylist and stop sounding dèranged ONLINE
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by bleskid: 12:29am On Sep 19, 2018
see me see wahala , u fit arrange ?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 12:32am On Sep 19, 2018
Beat her blue back and get ready to spend the rest of your days in jail.
That a woman slapped your mom isn't an excuse for you to assault her because it's inadmissible in a reputable court of law.

You've no right to hit anybody whether man or woman as long as they didn't hit you first or doesn't pose any serious physical danger to you. She slapped your mom not you, therefore it's either your mom assault her in return or your mum sues her for physical assault.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 12:33am On Sep 19, 2018
luminouz:

With the hair on ur head @ dp....I can understand ur anger...yell at ur stylist and stop sounding dèranged ONLINE

Why is it taking you this long?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:34am On Sep 19, 2018
Elder001:


Why is it taking you this long?
Ermmmmmm....?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 12:35am On Sep 19, 2018
olatunyemi:

Like I mentioned, she is the best mother in-law you can think of, my step brothers' wives could testify talk more of my sister in-law. so she will never slap you, but if it happened, it's from you and you leave my house that day after teaching you the lesson your mum must have failed to teach you

Lol "my house" "my house".

There is no way a man can tell me to leave OUR house.

I'm not the type of person that will sit around and let a man finance everything. Especially when I have 2 arm and legs and a degree. It's OUR house.

Jheez

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 12:36am On Sep 19, 2018
luminouz:

Ermmmmmm....?

You know what I'm talking about.. Right? Stay to your words and do the needful.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:39am On Sep 19, 2018
Elder001:


You know what I'm talking about.. Right? Stay to your words and do the needful.
Lol..I haven't the foggiest idea...
Care to give a heads-up?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 12:41am On Sep 19, 2018
luminouz:

With the hair on ur head @ dp....I can understand ur anger...yell at ur stylist and stop sounding dèranged ONLINE

Lol ode. I don't need a stylist to style the hair that I grew from my head.

I know you men in Nigeria are so used to seeing the women around you with fake limp hair that stinks that when you see real natural hair, you get confused.

Take heart x

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by cnwamo(m): 12:48am On Sep 19, 2018
newdawn2017:
But ur precious can lift up her hands @ will 2 slap a full grown woman like her, a mature adult @ will, due 2 her lack of self control

newdawn2017:
But ur precious can lift up her hands @ will 2 slap a full grown woman like her, a mature adult @ will, due 2 her lack of self control

I’ve said my peace, this is my own point of view. I can’t imagine my Mum slapping my Wife but if it does happen Heaven knows she’s gonna get more than she bargained for.

My question to you is; If your mother slaps your husband and he slaps her back what would you do? Now your answer is your point of view and I respect it even if it’s different from mine.

I can always have another Wife but I only have one Mother and I’ll always be biased in favor of my mother.

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