If goat know say salad dey he for no dey chop grass
Pesin way get big teeth make he still get big lip take cover am (I know one gorvenor that has both)

If you no fit climb na ground you take dey talk am

I NO KNOW na dey commot pesin from police wahala

Book way no gree enter head go follow enter exam hall

Pursue fowl falling down, fowl be jangling.

Mechanic no gree make person know who dey mad.

ahnie:
As goat take stand for market Na so customers take de price am.




Atall atall Na im bad past!

Atall atall na winch market

* One day one day, monkey go enter market, e no go come back.

* Prick wey go stand go stand, e no need hand to hold am.

* Because your eba dey don, no mean say your neighbor na lazy man.

* Dem no dey tell blind man sey rain dey fall.

*Na small sh.it dey spoil nyash

Who naked no dey put hand for pocket

How person wen dumb go fit tell blind man say person die?

Temper hot, temper hot e no fit boil beans

Egg roll na bunce wen get egg

Garri nor get advert but na him sell pass

Make i rush come na turn garri to eba

Dem never wash beans Akara don dey smell

Wetin concern agboro wit ova load

Big man big trouble

Notn good dey cum Eazy

Hahahahahahahahah




Walahi, una get malaria

Waffarianman:
Who Dey Shake Coconut Nai E Head E Dey Shake. Lol

Dog No Get Head Wen Take Dey Carry Load, Na Who Get Load Dey Carry E Load. Lol

Dog Wen Dey Shaze Elephant Na Emsef E Dey Worry. Lol

Na Who Dey Pursuit Foul Nai Dey Fall, all our enemies go fall behind us. Lol

Na Who Arranged wood nai go carry E wood. Lol


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Dog say him no go believe sey party dey happen for village until him begin pick bone for ground.

odogwunaija:
Toto water small but e dey baff prick

Fuckup no be soup, e no dey sour

Feel at home na em dey mk person spoil remote

Person wey read na em try pass but person wen pass na em sabi book.

....WTF toto water small but e dey baff prick...damnnnnnnn....choi

jojothegreat:
E don tey wey ynash dey Back.

Road bend no mean say we go Bend waka.

Big belle no mean big man.

No matter how room dark,man go still locate woman bress.

Custard Na just akamu wey school for abroad!

To craze no hard,na the trekking be wahala.

Person wey too tey for party,dey follow wash plate.

You no need cutlery to chop slap

If mad man done bite you once,next time wey u see machanic you go take off!

Pikin wey won follow him papa solve family problems, bald head go shame am!

Weldone bro.. Make me laugh dis afternoon... Custard na akamu wey go school for abroad. Chia dis one crack me up..

Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap
loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever


Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come
back as corn beef
loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come
to you. Don’t rush!


Akara and moin moin get the same parent na
wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent
loose translation:How you start doesn’t matter,what
matters is how you finish.


Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/
cow with face cap?
loose translation:Mind your business.


If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper
soup from am
loose translation:Mind your business.


If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper
soup from am
loose translation:Make something good out of a bad
experience


I get am before No be property
loose translation: stop living in the past and start
living in the present.


If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash
plate
loose translation:Don’t outstay your welcome


Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!
loose translation:There is always a reason for
something


Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala
loose translation:Easier said than done


No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil
beans.
loose translation:Calm down,your temper won’t solve
the problem


Every mallam with em own kettle,every aboki with
em own radio.
loose translation:Every man for himself


You no need cutlery to chop slap
loose translation:You don’t need my translation to
understand this,lol


Opolo eye no be open eye
loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn’t make you
civilised,lol


Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.
loose translation:let sleeping dog lie


Bring suya, bring suya,…….na cow body dey suffer
am.
loose translation:Every action has a consequence


E go better na e go better,na im make ibo man still
dey Kano
loose translation:When there is hope,there is Life.


Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.
loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like
joke


Na from play play dem dey form PLAYER
loose translation:Serious things sometimes start like joke


Pikin wen use agbada take stat guy go talk wetin e
go wear wen e old.
loose translation:Slow and steady wins the race


The water wey dem use take make eba can never
be recovered back.
loose translation:Don’t cry over spilt milk


Nearly no dey kill bird.
loose translation: It’s either you have it or you don’t


Fly wey no get special adviser na im dey folow
dead bodi enta grave
loose translation: Don’t stay ignorant


No matter how lizard dey do press up, e no go get
chest like aligator
loose translation: Be proud of who you are


The cassava today fit be gari tomorrow
loose translation: No condition is permanent


If mad man don beat ur mama before,if she see
mechanic she go run…
loose translation: once beaten twice shy


Jollof Rice wey dey for d bottom of pot 2day go
dey for top of cooler 2moro
loose translation: no condition is permanent

Person wey never find space for ground no
suppose dey look for mat


Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance
too much


Who read na im serious, who pass na im know
book


weda nyansh face east or west, na still back e go
dey

Fly wey land on top Butter, think say im be
butterfly

D monkey (APC) when wan see the hunter face(that wants to rig 2019 election),go receive bullet for im eye

Small body no be sickness..

Big
belle no make you big man..

jayokoye:
Everything up there is funny especially the last one





Hujosi check your mail bro

Nah fuvk go kill you

jojothegreat:
E don tey wey ynash dey Back.
Road bend no mean say we go Bend waka.
Big belle no mean big man.
No matter how room dark,man go still locate woman bress.
Custard Na just akamu wey school for abroad!
To craze no hard,na the trekking be wahala.
Person wey too tey for party,dey follow wash plate.
You no need cutlery to chop slap
If mad man done bite you once,next time wey u see machanic you go take off!
Pikin wey won follow him papa solve family problems, bald head go shame am!

guy you funny die. say man wan chop meat no mean say e go see cow begin call am broda

Coconut know say him journey far,na wetin make e carry him own water!!

Pikin wey nor know em mama boyfriend, dey call am brother

Any which way na way

Nobi today yansh dey for back

Power nobi powder

Belle nor dey fear come dey front

If snake bite your papa, any time you see rope you go run.

Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop.

Konji na bastard

Den no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall

Wetin pikin dey climb tree to see naim elders siddon dey look since

Na sweet leaf dey kill goat.

Nor come put san san for my garri.

Who nor go nor know.

Na fence when fall naim make goat dey climb am anyhow.

Corn when strong na for teeth them dey know.

The thing when dey pursue bird pikin naim dey teach am to fly well well.

At all at all ogoro must jump fence

You nor go because of meat kneel down for cow

Fowl wey shit wey nor piss, na eh body eh dey.

No be person wey first call police dey win case.

Instead of make full cow lost, we go cut the tail.

Na house wey fall na im make fowl climb am.

We no fit fear malu then come still fear the malu shiit join.

When yawa gas, all men go answer e papa name.

I tire nor mean say I lazy

Pikin way think he fit use he tongue count he teeth na headache go kill am

Your head big nor mean say you Sabi book

Na small chikoko dey catch big fish

Small pikin way chop witch na plantain leave kill am

Palm wine nor smell reach shit but nai fly dey rush pass

I nor Sabi book nor mean say I nor Sabi chop

Cassava way good na from the stem dem take dey know am

Shit no get bone but wen you match am,you go hail. [color=#006600][/color]

Person wey too try for party dey follow wash plate
Today newspaper na tomorrow suya wrap
Pregnant woman no dey shame to open nyash

Wu no know go know
Na Crayfish make back bend
Monkey no fine but him mama like am
Money no de fall from heaven do better tin money go come
Goat when de laugh go still enter pot
Tolo Tolo de show himself but last last na belle e go enter

Person wey too try for party dey follow wash plate
Today newspaper na tomorrow suya wrap
Pregnant woman no dey shame to open nyash

Hujosi:
Nyash no get teeth but e dey cut shìt.

Person wey de sell egg, no dey start fight for market

Shame nor dey catch craze man, na him people shame dey catch..

Pikin wey play with him mama bress, no fit play with him papa blockos

This life na per head.

Farm for your farm.

Pregnant woman no fit pass under bench

Pikin wey wan chop party rice, no supposed to dey fear dance.

Lean on me no mean say make you push me enter wall

I no get patience no be when mosquito land on your scrotum

Hunger dey take long time but to belleful no dey take minutes

Woman wey dey find pikin,no dey wear pant sleep.



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Its good you have been chased out of the ashewo thread so you can concentrate on your apprenticeship program.silly. Peace.