The person wey d gods want to kill..e go first make dat person mad..

The day wey monkey go die,.. all d branches go dey slippery..

pikin wey him mama dey sell daddawa(local maggi),.. Na him dey know fly wey get one eye..

forget about wetin dem write for motor body enter motor,..my brother even ambulance?..

No condition is permanent no be for breast wey don't fall




Dey no say make pikin no get big, teeth but make him equally get big lips use cover am

Na "No" dey cause problem.

Nor be eye wey you take chop Eba you take dy share meat o

Respect who get but fear who Neva collect o

Monkey smart monkey smart na cox tree near tree

Belly nor be show glass

I fear police nor mean say I go fear the of ordinary uniform o

My own nor be our own o

Dem no Dey do good dey cry for backyard

Person wey shit Dey forget but the person wey pack am no Dey forget

linearity:
make I park here, come check my brakes.

meaning i come read comments

OdikwaRisky:

Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

One passed through water , the other, through fire....

Nice

Na from clap dance de start

You no need to stay person house till Dem begin cook yam head give u before you go no say time to go Don reach

He goat frown no go make person wet want buy am no price am

E n Gud e no gud but e de epp.

Okro no de tall pass d owner.

Water yam na yam.

I get am before no b property.

Fly wet no de hear word na him de follow dead body enter grave

Na from clap dance de start

You no need to stay person house till Dem begin cook yam head give u before you go no say time to go Don reach

He goat frown no go make person wet want buy am no price am

E n Gud e no gud but e de epp.

Okro no de tall pass d owner.

Water yam na yam.

I get am before no b property.

Fly wey no de hear word na him de follow dead body enter grave .

As Goat Stand for market, na so dem dey take price am!

Na my house I dey na him dey always start statement for police station

I get am before no dey part of property

Instead of full cow to loss make you cut the tail!

Trigger be like Mercy Johnson breast, e no hard to squeeze.
Pikin we say e mama no go rest, na orphanage fit am.
wahala be like bicycle, e no hard to start.
monkey smart, na cos tree near tree.

Man no dey drink ogogoro smile.

Soldier come, soldier go, barrack tanda.
On parade, nothing concern center rank with "Open order".

Mad man say him get many things to do plus the madness wey him go mad.

Hilarious,
Pikin wey carry bald head come this life, na headache go worry am die
Monkey sabi jump from tree to tree but na the one wey near pass he fit take do am

E go better, e go better, na igbo man take stay Lagos tey.

U won learn lefty for old age

Kakie no be leather

Na d day U kill mad man u go know say e get family.

woman when dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.

feel at home, feel at home na im visitor take dey spoil remote.

Person when no dey hear English dey hear come chop.

Do you know who I am, do u know who I am na im holdup take dey start.

Lordbucci2:
Person wey dey force shit, no dey laff...

Lol kolo like you, see where your mind go. Warri, o na dey represent everywhere. Make I still drop mine. Man must wack, at all at all nihim bad.

morningstar55:
Make i chop their money small...na so olosho take start

It's a small world no mean say you fit trekk am

No be today yansh get centre parting

Person wey dey sell sheet no gree say sheet dey smell

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall

Dem dey count meat kpomo self dey raise hand

Sidon look na dog name

the first one making me laugh my ass out.

Because cowmeat dey hungry me I go come see cow come dey call am brother

dog wen wan lost no dey hear d owna wistle


cut meat, cut meat, na for cow body


sheep wey dey follow dog waka go chop poo


eye wey open na it sand dey pour

Cut meat cut meat all na for cow body

Atall atall na winch

No be who run first dey win race

If u grow finish u go wait for ur mate

The world small no mean say dangote dy your backyard

If u finish run u go jam am tomorrow

No be who read pass they pass exam

Tomorrow bright no mean say if u see apain way u no go follow

Good child good child no mean say person good

The more u dy look the less u dy see

Pikin way no sabi fight no dy look for trouble

Wetin person way old see if u like climb palm tree u no go see am.



Abeg all na wash wetin work for me fit fall ur hand.

The youth wey think pvc na im salvation na buhari go remind say na plastic #modified

Water wey touch prick must surely touch blokos!

I don die oh, person were die no dey talk. they no dey tell spoon say dey Soup dey hot.

After the man don marry him wife, he discover say him lekwele or working stick no function again.