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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Nobody: 11:31am On Oct 21, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
That Yahoo story came from an Ekpoma student(my cousin). Dude is currently serving in Ondo State. In fact, he made me understand that he can't approach a girl from the community sef 'cause they've been used. My other cousin dated two Epkoma girls who happen to be friends...as he dumped one, the other one availed herself but that's not the topic anyway. Who compares Ekpoma to UNIBEN must be very stupid. Are both institutions on same pedestal?

And I'm not a .
Not a bro but a sis u talk like one..... Gibberish

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by EgusiShankly: 11:37am On Oct 21, 2018
Seriously, what are all these for?
watin una dey drag
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by davestead(m): 11:40am On Oct 21, 2018
Dumetroniks:


Don't mind the yeye fellow. Think say people no dey naira land from the departments he was mentioning. I graduated from production 2010 and trust me no be beans. Our's was the first post ume set so we saw real hell in exams and results from mechanical especially. How u want take sort those prof dem wey no get time pass church and research.

My brother, I swear, production Engineering haven't changed a bit. We still see pepper from Mechanical till date. The lecturers remain as dormant as ever. Prof Akpobi with his complex design courses, even though he teaches them to be easy for us. The no of church going professors is still growing exponentially. I feel for your set o, our exam setting is really hard o. I'm glad to meet a senior colleague... It's an honour.

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Nobody: 11:40am On Oct 21, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
You're not a student of Ekpoma nor a student of UNIBEN, but came in to ridicule UNIBEN. Your case isn't far-fetched. Guy, go read hard, UNIBEN might consider you next year. At least I know why the Ekposki students are aggrieved; rejection. Yours, rejection, bitterness cum foolishness.

There's no place in Nigeria where Federal UNIVERSITIES are compared to state. If I drop my certificate in labour market and someone from Ekpoma drops his/hers from same department (Accounting), mine will be given audience to that of a person from any State UNI. It's not called a federal UNI for nothing. Ekpoma of all schools lacks standard...the comparison is a stupid one to begin with. Go ask NUC and be educated.

They're not on the same pedestal.
Gibberish angry

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Nelsizzy(m): 11:44am On Oct 21, 2018
Posa:

Hahahhahahah
100l and 200l in AAU, continuous assessment and Examination is computer based, you get your result and Grade immediately and it’s saved in your kofa account, even PUME screening is online based, Uniben should come learn from Us. Idiots
An 100l Student school fee in BCH can pay for a Unibens’ Students school fee from 100l till 500l and still be enough to feed the person for the next 2 years... compare 125,000-12,500. Make una go jare
Wow! Because you pay higher fees transcends to which is better. No wonder
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by odizeey(m): 11:45am On Oct 21, 2018
engrelvis:
thanks for yr honesty.how can u b comparing Uniben with AAU? That itself is an insult!
boss you dey here too.
you dey see nonsense comparison.
anyway this whole thing is baseless. no sense in all these
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Olaskybab: 11:48am On Oct 21, 2018
Posa:

Hahahhahahah
100l and 200l in AAU, continuous assessment and Examination is computer based, you get your result and Grade immediately and it’s saved in your kofa account, even PUME screening is online based, Uniben should come learn from Us. Idiots
An 100l Student school fee in BCH can pay for a Unibens’ Students school fee from 100l till 500l and still be enough to feed the person for the next 2 years... compare 125,000-12,500. Make una go jare
It's obvious you're either an ignoramus or you've been misinformed.
Let me quickly inform you that as far as online activities are concerned as regards school settings, they all started in UNIBEN. Talk of admission reg, payment of fees etc.
Secondly, how do you think a school like UNIBEN with thousands of students will be able to conduct CBT for all courses in 100L, taking into consideration how 'well' funded how educational sector is? Maybe you think Uniben is a state school...lol. If you don't know, the total population of AAU is not even up to the number of students in faculty of Education in UNIBEN.
Finally, if you don't have something to say on an issue, it would be better for you to keep shut, rather than displaying your ignorance to get some likes.

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Nobody: 11:50am On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:


I dey tell u real mata bruh.

AAU girls dey wet for uniben guys ID CARD.

only say I come from uniben killed dem all.

dem b med. complex students

Sharrap, that a tweet from OAUvsUNILAG banters. WTF is a uniben IB card abeg?

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by McCoy662(m): 11:52am On Oct 21, 2018
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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Nobody: 12:05pm On Oct 21, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
UNIBEN denied you admission obviously. You chose keystone over NDDC, Hall 5 and Hall 6? You're aggrieved! grin So UI doesn't have these hostel problems UNIBEN does? grin

I won't be surprised if you're still seeking for admission anywhere.

You haven't been to UI. Their hostels aren't overpopulated and squatting doesn't work there.

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by 19grigri: 12:08pm On Oct 21, 2018
Olaskybab:

It's obvious you're either an ignoramus or you've been misinformed.
Let me quickly inform you that as far as online activities are concerned as regards school settings, they all started in UNIBEN. Talk of admission reg, payment of fees etc.
Secondly, how do you think a school like UNIBEN with thousands of students will be able to conduct CBT for all courses in 100L, taking into consideration how 'well' funded how educational sector is? Maybe you think Uniben is a state school...lol. If you don't know, the total population of AAU is not even up to the number of students in faculty of Education in UNIBEN.
Finally, if you don't have something to say on an issue, it would be better for you to keep shut, rather than displaying your ignorance to get some likes.

Guy
Easy on em abehg
And it's kind of true
I don't think their population is up to the number of students in faculty of Education

The worst is those guys ranting about Engineering this and that
Only if they knew
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Digitalwitch: 12:18pm On Oct 21, 2018
Dumetroniks:


Oga will you keep quiet there and stop making a fool of yourself! Which production engr do you sort from 100 to final year. I'm a graduate of production engr uniben 2010 and can tell u shit u don't know. Na ibhadode former engr dean u want go sort or na prof akpobi or na prof igboanugo or bolaji or who sef. If you don't know shit just keep quiet. Production engr na one of the toughest dept in engr wey if u no ready read book na spill u go dey spill go. Don't come online to say what you don't know .
Mr man don't let me expose your department further. Your lecturers are corrupt although not all. Just bury your head for one corner before I dig further

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by dangoteinlaw: 12:19pm On Oct 21, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
Funny enough, you claim to know UNIBEN, but don't know shìt. Have you seen any UNIBEN student that said he/she sorted or blocked all his/her lecturers from 100l to final year? Sorting is a problem in all institutions, but you can't sort all the lecturers 'cause there are some with principles. And hey, sorting isn't the order of the day so don't go about saying it's characterised by sorting. People who won't read are those who look for who to sort and you know what happens when the lecturer is a no nonsense person? You carryover the course.

See...my formal roomate wrote jamb, applied for Accounting and got marketing. Guess what? Her dad is a lecturer in Engineering who could've ordinarily put her in Accounting department with his influence but he refused 'cause he doesn't do such. That should tell you something. Then imagine when his student that's not even his child fails his course...can you sort such a man? Argue wisely please!

About lecturers collecting bribe to admit, I'll educate you on that one.

especially engineering. I finished civil(transport) engineering n I can tell u sorting is not even an option. We students have the money, even if a lecture demands 100k per course we will still pay but who will accept? The only tin I ever paid 4 was when a guy came and said he marked our assignments, he would only tell u Ur mark if u bought him card, I anxiously bought him 2h mtn and bobo took my matric NUM, that's when I saw him last. Smh
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by odizeey(m): 12:20pm On Oct 21, 2018
Nelsizzy:
Wow! Because you pay higher fees transcends to which is better. No wonder
the same people that said our sug cant hold ground, i can see the ground their own have held. school fees over hundred thousand, na school be that?
this whole stuff no make sense, i believe it will be an AAU student that will start this
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by odizeey(m): 12:24pm On Oct 21, 2018
Digitalwitch:

Mr man don't let me expose your department further. Your lecturers are corrupt although not all. Just bury your head for one corner before I dig further
oga lo sun joor. if you no fit expose anything here go sleep. All this sch banter no mk sense, what have you done for yourself should be the key. what achievement have your school made academically should be important to us. no be all these ones. all our schools for naija na cast. make we rest

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Nobody: 12:31pm On Oct 21, 2018
dangoteinlaw:
especially engineering. I finished civil(transport) engineering n I can tell u sorting is not even an option. We students have the money, even if a lecture demands 100k per course we will still pay but who will accept? The only tin I ever paid 4 was when a guy came and said he marked our assignments, he would only tell u Ur mark if u bought him card, I anxiously bought him 2h mtn and bobo took my matric NUM, that's when I saw him last. Smh
Sorting is almost nonexistent in UNIBEN. The guy is a bloody liar! A never-do-well who wants to demean other people's achievement simply because UNIBEN refused him admission.

And I heard Engineering boys are arrogant. How true is that? grin
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Digitalwitch: 12:33pm On Oct 21, 2018
Dumetroniks:


Oga will you keep quiet there and stop making a fool of yourself! Which production engr do you sort from 100 to final year. I'm a graduate of production engr uniben 2010 and can tell u shit u don't know. Na ibhadode former engr dean u want go sort or na prof akpobi or na prof igboanugo or bolaji or who sef. If you don't know shit just keep quiet. Production engr na one of the toughest dept in engr wey if u no ready read book na spill u go dey spill go. Don't come online to say what you don't know .
My brother DAT your department don cast. Dem dey block courses well for DAT department. At the mention of production engineering blocking and sorting are at the lips of students. The funniest thing is there is nothing that can be done because most of those lecturers have godfathers backing them. You were just Lucky that is all
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Uglymugg: 12:37pm On Oct 21, 2018
Rating the quality of a school by how many students graduated with first class grin Nigerian Education.

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Digitalwitch: 12:38pm On Oct 21, 2018
odizeey:
oga lo sun joor. if you no fit expose anything here go sleep. All this sch banter no mk sense, what have you done for yourself should be the key. what achievement have your school made academically should be important to us. no be all these ones. all our schools for naija na cast. make we rest
Yes Nigeria schools dey cast but make we non carry school name for head. That is the problem with many persons in this forum. Most of these premiere universities have lost their taste. They are living on pass glory. They lack basic infrastructures. Most of the lecturers that made uniben great have retired. The ones coming up are too dirty ( although not all).

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Born2Breed(f): 12:38pm On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:




wen I went to AAU.


I fvcked 7 girls in d same hostel and they are all friends.

my AAU guy asked me what d trick was.

I told him bruh I just showed them my UNIBEN ID CARD and that's all.

they fed me well infact gave me transport money and still come to visit me in Benin to continue from where I stopped.

just ordinary ID CARD.

AAU girls easy pass GST112.



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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Digitalwitch: 12:43pm On Oct 21, 2018
Olaskybab:

It's obvious you're either an ignoramus or you've been misinformed.
Let me quickly inform you that as far as online activities are concerned as regards school settings, they all started in UNIBEN. Talk of admission reg, payment of fees etc.
Secondly, how do you think a school like UNIBEN with thousands of students will be able to conduct CBT for all courses in 100L, taking into consideration how 'well' funded how educational sector is? Maybe you think Uniben is a state school...lol. If you don't know, the total population of AAU is not even up to the number of students in faculty of Education in UNIBEN.
Finally, if you don't have something to say on an issue, it would be better for you to keep shut, rather than displaying your ignorance to get some likes.
If am not mistake, university of Ilorin uses CBT for their 100l and 200l exams why should uniben be different?. Shey uniben 100 and 200 level students plenty pass uni Ilorin?.

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Digitalwitch: 12:46pm On Oct 21, 2018
dangoteinlaw:
especially engineering. I finished civil(transport) engineering n I can tell u sorting is not even an option. We students have the money, even if a lecture demands 100k per course we will still pay but who will accept? The only tin I ever paid 4 was when a guy came and said he marked our assignments, he would only tell u Ur mark if u bought him card, I anxiously bought him 2h mtn and bobo took my matric NUM, that's when I saw him last. Smh
You except lecturers to announce in class that they sort? Who does that anyway. The sorting is coded and it involves class rep.
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Nobody: 12:47pm On Oct 21, 2018
iles199:


u can never see my dear unibadan in Dis kind of thing, we breed brains with discipline
not mediocres like d ones displayed above..UI with her own class, respect..we no get time
This is a lie. Come see how ui graduates couldn't make PhD grade in masters. They teach them nothing in ui. Just past glory
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Digitalwitch: 12:52pm On Oct 21, 2018
davestead:


Dude I don't usually reply people here on nairaland, but you just wrote nonsense. I'm currently in Uniben Production Engineering 500 level and I can confidently say that our lecturers are mostly the Deeper life and Redeem church going types. My 100 level course adviser is a pastor that has his own church for that matter and never allowed me to carry beards or even grow hair(old school). Like 3 more of them are pastors in their churches. In fact, Production Engineering lecturers do not protest results given to them from other engineering departments no matter the rate of failure, unlike their counterparts. So I know for sure that you don't know what you're saying. When it comes to Physical science, Mathematics is the most corrupt and they sort aimlessly. My friend there is continuously harrased for sex in by their randy lecturers. The only strict department that rarely sort in physical science is Chemistry. Before you speak about Uniben, get your facts right bro. My two cents.
You are so naive not to see the hand writing on the wall. A lecturer who doesn't take bribe is easy to detect. They don't form strictness at all. They will teach and impact knowledge on students. Those that form strictness are suspect as they exhibit initial gragra as by waffi people call it. Even in the chemistry, they still sort. I use to reason like you until I saw things for myself. When go close to those lecturers you will understand better. So we should stop all this nonsense of my school is better than this or that. I had tour around most schools in Nigeria so I know what is up there.
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by jd3trice(m): 12:59pm On Oct 21, 2018
Whoever created this Uniben vs AAU thing needs to be mentally and psychologically evaluated by a competent doctor. There is absolutely no basis for comparison. Even an unborn child knows that Uniben is not on the same level with AAU in terms of academics,infrastructure, social life, environment, quality of lecturers etc. We can compare Uniben to the likes of UI, OAU, and co not AAU. Well on a second thought... it's not really a serious thing.
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Digitalwitch: 1:05pm On Oct 21, 2018
[quote author=GrabHisBalls post=72279969]You're not a student of Ekpoma nor a student of UNIBEN, but came in to ridicule UNIBEN. Your case isn't far-fetched. Guy, go read hard, UNIBEN might consider you next year. At least I know why the Ekposki students are aggrieved; rejection. Yours, rejection, bitterness cum foolishness.

There's no place in Nigeria where Federal UNIVERSITIES are compared to state. If I drop my certificate in labour market and someone from Ekpoma drops his/hers from same department (Accounting), mine will be given audience to that of a person from any State UNI. It's not called a federal UNI for nothing. Ekpoma of all schools lacks standard...the comparison is a stupid one to begin with. Go ask NUC and be educated.
Spare me that sermon of uniben student or federal schools. Now that you mentioned Accounting, it is a professional course. It is expected that students must have been chartered before or after graduation. You think an employer will forgo a state university graduate with 2.1 and ICAN for a federal student with just 2.1 or first class?. They wouldn't in the first in the place. The one already chartered will be considered before any other applicant. Gone are those days were university degree speaks. What speak now is your skills, the amount of knowledge you had acquire and experience. You need to visit the labour market to see many first class students roaming around the streets in search of job. Don't let those your peeps or lecturers deceive you that federal schools vs state schools palava. They only exhibit that beef in academics not in the job market. It is very few firms that still stick to that old tradition of federal vs state schools. Let me share a story of a young man called Adamu ( not real name). He graduated from ABU Zaria. He got a job with Total because he made first class. Do you know after two years he was sacked from office because he lacked skills. Do you know that his friend who graduated from Lagos State university replaced him even though he had 2.2.

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by StPete: 1:07pm On Oct 21, 2018
grin grin

Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by emmyN(m): 1:07pm On Oct 21, 2018
Who are these riffraffs, and why drag my prestigious UNIBEN into their hullabaloo
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by MrEnigma007: 1:09pm On Oct 21, 2018
I never wanted to partake in this thread because it is a baseless one but saying thrash about AAU because you feel you have an obligation to defend a university that is getting bad by the year is "foolishness"


Uniben's exam from people who had written one compared to AAU is like they said "too cheap".

"few lecturers" in AAU due to corrupt practices as seen in other universities in Nigeria tend to make " AAU's exams" difficult by using impossible marking schemes that even a very brilliant student would find it difficult to pass convincingly. That is why it is easier for a brilliant AAU student to do really well in an external exam, law school as an instance.


BTW, the thread is a stupid one. education has gone beyond school walls now and success isn't by university name.
Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Humility017(m): 1:22pm On Oct 21, 2018
Digitalwitch:

I know uniben more than you. I have seen students that sort from 100 level to final year in engineering especially production engineering. Ask anyone in production engineering if they don't sort there. Go to Eco stat and ask if they don't sort there too or is accounting that they don't. Don't let you friend deceive you. She was too dull to see the hand writing on the wall. Her father doesn't want to join the sorting team because he may soil his name. One of the few department that don't sort is Mathematics.

did you just mention ecostat?

bro please talk what you know....that department is one of the strongest department in that school in terms of bookwise.
the students read to stupor... I was in the faculty of social science... had my 2.1 above 4 points without blocking any lecturer.....even when I gift my project supervisor a wine he refused it...I got sharp A on my project....he was so impressed with my work.

ecostat is one department in uniben I know if you're good you're good....

you can easily get a first class in that department without stress....

all my courses...I always know my score prior the results is released

because should I write very well during exam...I know i am getting A for sure.
answer just 3 questions or three and a half...I know i am getting a B.

uniben is a stress free school to me if you're serious with your books.

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Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by friendl: 1:25pm On Oct 21, 2018
tokrizy:




wen I went to AAU.


I fvcked 7 girls in d same hostel and they are all friends.

my AAU guy asked me what d trick was.

I told him bruh I just showed them my UNIBEN ID CARD and that's all.

they fed me well infact gave me transport money and still come to visit me in Benin to continue from where I stopped.

just ordinary ID CARD.

AAU girls easy pass GST112.


Lie lie



Re: UNIBEN vs AAU Fight Dirty On Twitter.(see hilarious tweet) by Nobody: 1:35pm On Oct 21, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
Every institution will definitely have jobless graduates, but that employers don't look at UNIBEN certificate is a lie. The must sort after UNIBEN graduates in labour market are their pharmacy graduates and they get jobs in good places. I'm not here to argue blindly with you.
Chai, please just graduate first....No one cares bro. Three factors they now consider is grade, performance and age plus man know man

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