Bro...how you dhy? E don te wey I enta nairaland I for don holla

This update is dedicated to OlufemiWhit and Therock5555( oga thanks for that level)


Continuation.


One guy pushed me from behind and I staggered forward, as I was trying to gain my balance, I saw a hand coming towards my face with speed, and I docked( thanks to Jackie Chan and co ), as it missed my face, this enraged the guy as he came at me harder dis time with a strong blow.

I dodged the blow but, something hit me drom my back and i don't know how it happened but I saw myself on the floor like say na full community gather me beat.

The the effect of the hit was so strong that I struggled to stand up, E be like say na bag of cement dem tey stone me, I thought.

While I managed to stand up,

' you dey mad? You think say we con here com follow you knack teeth abi, your own don finish today,' another guy said as he rushed towards me with an axe.

I feigned staggering while I calculated his movement, as rushed to where I was, I bent down and picked him alight and dashed him to the floor. This angered the rest guys as one of dem jumped on me and I loosed my grip on the guy on the floor.

I held his shirt and squeezed in an attempt to choke him but I felt a sharp object pierced my back and and pan followed, I could feel the drop of hot liquid from the spot the pain came from.

I held the guy's neck with all my strenght despite the pain I felt, after all, all die na die, if I must go down, he must go with me, I thought as I gathered momentum and headbutt him, breaking his nose in the process before i punched his lips and blood filled his face and I felt disgusted and pushed him aside while I waited for the next attacker.

I felt weak from the cut in my back as I knelt down and held the spot before someone I suspected to be their number1 man came towards me with a smirk as I looked at his eyeballs, that moment I couldn't feel my heart beat cos my heart was drumming.

' Actor, wehdone oh, oya say your last prayer cos I i wan send you go meet your ancestors so,' he said as he brandished a pistol before me.

' ogbeni, die it there! If you believe yourself make dem circle our two make we run am man-to-man, hand to hand, if your liver nor carry am make you disembark!' I challenged him as I spat blood out of my mouth.
( I dinnor know where the morale came from oh)

' you bloody jew say make I die it, infact ....,' he couldn't complete his statement cos he was engraged as he cocked the gun and pointed it at me.

' I be jew man wey fit give in-jews (cultists/strong men) like you race,' I managed to say with my last strength as I said my last prayer within me before I gave him the middle finger sign as he pulled the trigger but nothing came out.

I sighed and stood up sluggishly, I was about to charge towards him one of his men threw a block at me, and it hitted my chest and I fell down and laid there struggling to catch some breath when my phone rang.

The next minute, I was surrounded by the same squad again, each carrying a 9inches block waiting for the final command from their capon when the sound of 2 gunshots was heard and they all scampered away.

My phone rang again and I was about to pick it when a bright torch light shone in my eyes and I staggered up and closed my eyes and that was when I woke up to the sound of my ringing phone and that was when i discovered it was all a dream.

I woke up feeling weak, my head ached, E con be like say dem dey play drum for my head, it was as if the room was rotating as I held my bed tightly so that I won't fall down... hangover ti takeover !

I began to recall what transpired in Legit the previous night..


To be continued.

Bosz i have being away for some time bt i'm gona catch up..........nice update man

100k plus views, Jesu! See levels..

I can't fit shout..

Wait first oh.. wait, so you mean like play-like play ,dis story views don reach 6 digits? Ahhhh..

Readers, if I nor thank ona, wetin I gain? NOTHING joor..

You guys(readers) have a way of making someone stay motivated.

Special shout out to Meneski, Favch and Ikdbabie, even if has been a while you dropped by, you guys inspired me in a way I can't explain. *clears throat*

And to these chairmen wey dey boost my morale:
DCTEEJAY008, Damibiz, OlufemiWhit, Iruosonobrugwhe, ceecane2, Asemark, Kennypedia and co, I greet ona, specially. Awish anoda word dey wey pass thank you, na dat one I for use.

To all the team Ghost readers (Daviesblaze and co)/likers and those that are too shy or too stingy to comment, thanks to you too.

Oya let's go there!

Wow wow wow....see love

WHIZKIDEFE:
100k plus views, Jesu! See levels..

I can't fit shout..

Wait first oh.. wait, so you mean like play-like play ,dis story views don reach 6 digits? Ahhhh..

Readers, if I nor thank ona, wetin I gain? NOTHING joor..

You guys(readers) have a way of making someone stay motivated.

Special shout out to Meneski, Favch and Ikdbabie, even if has been a while you dropped by, you guys inspired me in a way I can't explain. *clears throat*

And to these chairmen wey dey boost my morale:
DCTEEJAY008, Damibiz, OlufemiWhit, Iruosonobrugwhe, ceecane2, Asemark, Kennypedia and co, I greet ona, specially. Awish anoda word dey wey pass thank you, na dat one I for use.

To all the team Ghost readers (Daviesblaze and co)/likers and those that are too shy or too stingy to comment, thanks to you too.

Oya let's go there!

WHIZKIDEFE:
100k plus views, Jesu! See levels..

I can't fit shout..

Wait first oh.. wait, so you mean like play-like play ,dis story views don reach 6 digits? Ahhhh..

Readers, if I nor thank ona, wetin I gain? NOTHING joor..

You guys(readers) have a way of making someone stay motivated.

Special shout out to Meneski, Favch and Ikdbabie, even if has been a while you dropped by, you guys inspired me in a way I can't explain. *clears throat*

And to these chairmen wey dey boost my morale:
DCTEEJAY008, Damibiz, OlufemiWhit, Iruosonobrugwhe, ceecane2, Asemark, Kennypedia and co, I greet ona, specially. Awish anoda word dey wey pass thank you, na dat one I for use.

To all the team Ghost readers (Daviesblaze and co)/likers and those that are too shy or too stingy to comment, thanks to you too.

Oya let's go there!

oga mi, no vex for me na. as from today i've repented

Weldone bro, thanks for the dedication, I've bookmarked the thread.

Ride on sir

WHIZKIDEFE:
This update is dedicated to OlufemiWhit and Therock5555( oga thanks for that level)


Continuation.


One guy pushed me from behind and I staggered forward, as I was trying to gain my balance, I saw a hand coming towards my face with speed, and I docked( thanks to Jackie Chan and co ), as it missed my face, this enraged the guy as he came at me harder dis time with a strong blow.

I dodged the blow but, something hit me drom my back and i don't know how it happened but I saw myself on the floor like say na full community gather me beat.

The the effect of the hit was so strong that I struggled to stand up, E be like say na bag of cement dem tey stone me, I thought.

While I managed to stand up,

' you dey mad? You think say we con here com follow you knack teeth abi, your own don finish today,' another guy said as he rushed towards me with an axe.

I feigned staggering while I calculated his movement, as rushed to where I was, I bent down and picked him alight and dashed him to the floor. This angered the rest guys as one of dem jumped on me and I loosed my grip on the guy on the floor.

I held his shirt and squeezed in an attempt to choke him but I felt a sharp object pierced my back and and pan followed, I could feel the drop of hot liquid from the spot the pain came from.

I held the guy's neck with all my strenght despite the pain I felt, after all, all die na die, if I must go down, he must go with me, I thought as I gathered momentum and headbutt him, breaking his nose in the process before i punched his lips and blood filled his face and I felt disgusted and pushed him aside while I waited for the next attacker.

I felt weak from the cut in my back as I knelt down and held the spot before someone I suspected to be their number1 man came towards me with a smirk as I looked at his eyeballs, that moment I couldn't feel my heart beat cos my heart was drumming.

' Actor, wehdone oh, oya say your last prayer cos I i wan send you go meet your ancestors so,' he said as he brandished a pistol before me.

' ogbeni, die it there! If you believe yourself make dem circle our two make we run am man-to-man, hand to hand, if your liver nor carry am make you disembark!' I challenged him as I spat blood out of my mouth.
( I dinnor know where the morale came from oh)

' you bloody jew say make I die it, infact ....,' he couldn't complete his statement cos he was engraged as he cocked the gun and pointed it at me.

' I be jew man wey fit give in-jews (cultists/strong men) like you race,' I managed to say with my last strength as I said my last prayer within me before I gave him the middle finger sign as he pulled the trigger but nothing came out.

I sighed and stood up sluggishly, I was about to charge towards him one of his men threw a block at me, and it hitted my chest and I fell down and laid there struggling to catch some breath when my phone rang.

The next minute, I was surrounded by the same squad again, each carrying a 9inches block waiting for the final command from their capon when the sound of 2 gunshots was heard and they all scampered away.

My phone rang again and I was about to pick it when a bright torch light shone in my eyes and I staggered up and closed my eyes and that was when I woke up to the sound of my ringing phone and that was when i discovered it was all a dream.

I woke up feeling weak, my head ached, E con be like say dem dey play drum for my head, it was as if the room was rotating as I held my bed tightly so that I won't fall down... hangover ti takeover !

I began to recall what transpired in Legit the previous night..


To be continued.

Therock5555:
Weldone bro, thanks for the dedication, I've bookmarked the thread.

Ride on sir

Big boss, I raise my phone for you oh.

Your comment on this story is like an autograph, high star!

Errm, incase you don't know this big lion, he is a professional writer, he join people wey inspire me to write, check 1st page to confirm.

That day wey I pass your side dem say you dey toilet and I no wan disturb your faaji. I wan ask you say all the stories for another day which year we go hear those ones

Ride on boss we da ur side

WHIZKIDEFE:
100k plus views, Jesu! See levels..

I can't fit shout..

Wait first oh.. wait, so you mean like play-like play ,dis story views don reach 6 digits? Ahhhh..

Readers, if I nor thank ona, wetin I gain? NOTHING joor..

You guys(readers) have a way of making someone stay motivated.

Special shout out to Meneski, Favch and Ikdbabie, even if has been a while you dropped by, you guys inspired me in a way I can't explain. *clears throat*

And to these chairmen wey dey boost my morale:
DCTEEJAY008, Damibiz, OlufemiWhit, Iruosonobrugwhe, ceecane2, Asemark, Kennypedia and co, I greet ona, specially. Awish anoda word dey wey pass thank you, na dat one I for use.

To all the team Ghost readers (Daviesblaze and co)/likers and those that are too shy or too stingy to comment, thanks to you too.

Oya let's go there!

Asemark:
Ride on boss we da ur side

I greet you, chairman.

kennypedia:
That day wey I pass your side dem say you dey toilet and I no wan disturb your faaji. I wan ask you say all the stories for another day which year we go hear those ones

your comment wan make me laugh my liver-pull..

No worry, sometimes I dey feel like say dis story no go get ending, ask Meekest..

If dis story end sef, dis our thread e nor go die oh, cos somethings and story must dey..

Na just time to sit down with phone write be the koko..

Nor worry sha, just jot all the 'stories for another day', I go ask of dem later from you, so that I go drop the full gist..

I greet you, specially.

Continuation.



'I might be too strung out on compliments
Overdosed on confidence
Started not to give a fvck and stopped fearing the consequence
Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments
Faded way too long I'm floating in and out of consciousness
And they sayin' I'm back, I'd agree with that
I just take my time with all this shít, I still believe in that
I had someone tell me I fell off, oh I needed that
And they wanna see me pick back up, well where'd I leave it at
I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that
Tuck my napkin in my shirt, cause I'm just mobbin' like that
You know good and well that you don't want a problem like that
You gone make someone around me catch a body like that
No, don't do it, please don't do it, cause one of us goes in
And we all go through it
Drizzy got the money, so Drizzy gonna pay it
Those my brothers, I ain't even gotta say it
That's just something they know

They know, they know, they know
They know, they know, they know
They know, they know, they know
Yeah they know yeah
That the real is on the rise
Bleep them other guys'

Drake _ Headlines

The Dj played one of my favorites Drake song as the speakers hitted from different corners of the club and different combination of smoke from weed and cigarettes filled the air, guys and babes were dancing, rocking themselves as if the world would end the next moment.

' Wahala for who nor dey here dis night o' one guy shouted as he jumped up and started showing some dance moves, I smiled while I watched the guy dance cos i knew he was under the anointing of the bastard called 'shayo'.

My guys and I and some babes occupied one table while they gisted, I nodded and my head to the beat as Drake spat some lines.

The club was on a ginger mood, our table was empty cos everyone was busy chatting and shaking body in their sitted position, a passer-by could had mistaken us for spectator, like say we go club go sit down look..

' Oma, show make we reason for outside first,' that was the message I received in my phone and it was from Azo, who sitted opposite me with his babe.

' Wetin dey sup?' I replied his text while I tried to gauge his girlfriend's countenance to know if anything was wrong before Otoski, one of my friends tapped me, distracting me in the process.

' Make we go buy booze na, abi wetin we dey wait for again?,' he asked me as I faced him.

' we dey wait for manners to fall from heaven,' I replied him sarcastically while the babe that came with Azo's girlfriend stared at me and laughed.

I stood up decided to be a gentleman as i asked each babes for their brand of drinks before they listed; Best, Smirn Off ice, Malt, Hollandia.

I toke a mental note of the ladies orders before Otos joined me and we headed to get drinks at the bar section of the club.

' oboy, you see dat fair babe with big yansh for our table , I go like dey with her for the night oh, she set die, abi how you see the matter' that was Otos, the ass-man and legendary fvckaholic.

' well, she nor bad sha, I even dey observe her with corner-eye before sef, with dat her ass wey be like pillow,' i said while smiling.

' oboy, abeg comot your eye from my babe abeg, make me and you nor go get problem for here dis night,' he replied me while we laughed and waited for our turn to be attended to.

' oh, she don be ur babe just now? All these boys sef, ona can dey faasst, sharp guy! But I go stil try my luck sha, dat babe na food wey only matured men like us dey chop, nor be for young boy like you, abi you wan die young?' I asked him, teasingly.

' where I tey even know you sef, why you life be like dis? Dat Azo babe friend wey dey eye you since, you dey see her? Why e be say na babe wen I wan love, you wan com follow me drag? No try am oh,' he threatned while we burst out laughing and some people looked at us as if we were drunk.

I carried some drinks while he carried carried some, the dried table came back to life as both chilled soft and hard drinks of different brands stood on it.

When we came back, I noticed Azo, his girlfriend and the other girl were not on their seat, and when i enquired about their whereabout, Meekest told me they went outside some minutes ago before I excused myself and went out in search of them.



To be continued.

The mind is everything.. Motivate yourself.

Update dey road dey come.

WHIZKIDEFE:
The mind is everything.. Motivate yourself.

Update dey road dey come.

Oya na as e dey hot
New member though

This update is dedicated to Topedoski, the latest newcomer.


Continuation.



When i got outside, guys could be seen sitted at different angles smoking while some were smooching their babes in the dark places, I just smiled while I scanned the different as I walked in search of Azo and co.

I didn't find them till I went outside the gate, the 'lovers' were not smiling when I met them, i sensed foul play as I gave Azo a questioning look but my guy just 'stone' face like say na me put am for the one wey him dey.

' oshare respect yourself o, wetin dey worry you, na me you do you?,' I could had asked him if the babes weren't there but I decided against it.

Next thing I saw was Bee trying to stop a bike and it was just like a dream, I cleaned my eyes to know if it was real until the bike man came and she approached him before I knew 'dis one nor be child's play' as I ran towards her, leaving an angry but speechless Azo behind.

'Bros abeg no vex, dey go, na my babe, we just get small issues,' I told the bike man as I held Bee from entering.
He gave me dat ' why you com spoil my market?' look before he zoomed off.

' Babe, what was that for?' I asked calmly her while I stil held her hands.

' don't mind your friend, I had been putting up with his strange attitude all evening but I feel I can't take it no more that's why I decided to leave so that I won't spoil the fun for you guys,' she said.

I hummed before I said, ' things are not done that way, even if you guys are having issues, you could had just drawn my attention or any of us there, infact, I'm 'vexing' for you already cos what you just did showed that you don't have regard for any of us there.'

'I'm sorry, it's not like I don't have regard for you guys, I just decided to go home quietly so that I won't kill your vibes,' she said in defence.

'That's not an excuse, make we leave dat matter first, what did your boyfriend did that got you so worked up that you decided to leave him lonely in the midst of other couples?,' I asked her.

' couples ke, Efe please, don't make me laugh,' she said holding herself from laughing.

' oya tell me the bone of contention between you guys,' I said.

' I told him that I wanted to go home and relax but he got angry, saying he came to spend some time with me but I'm acting as if i don't care blah blah. It wasn't what he said that even got angry, he said it in front of my friend, that's embarrassing you know,' she complained.

' in front of your friend? No na, chai, see wetin love don cause,' I said acting suprised.

' meaning?,' she asked me.

' My friend, sorry, your boyfriend has missed you so much that he traveled down to spend sometime with the love of his life that he just couldn't bear her absence for some seconds,' I said before I sighed.

' I want to apologize on his behalf, I'm sorry for the perceived embarrassment, but I can vouch with my life that it wasn't intentional, with the things he had told me about you, I'm 101% sure he wouldn't do anything deliberate to hurt your feelings, dat boy love you 'scarra' , I'm not saying it to please you, I'm being honest here,'

' so, please, don't be offended with the way he acted back there, I can tell he is love drunk, leaving him this way would send the wrong signals like you don't care about him or reciprocate his love which I know you do, the night is still young, don't ruin the fun for us, please'

' hmmmm,' she hummed while trying to digest my words.

' if you leave now, I'll be leaving as well as there will be no point being here watching my friend suffer of loneliness while his bae is sleeping peacefully at home,' I added and she gave me a questioning look.

' why would you leave, don't allow our issue to spoil your vibe, we'll settle ourselves later,' she said half smiling.

' Bee, you are wicked, lets go inside and chill joor before others will be thinking we have gone to do BAD THING,' I said and she laughed.

' let them think na, after all we are adults' she said.

' oya go and meet your boyfriend before somebody will comman press my neck at night for trying to steal his girlfriend,' I said while I held and hand in an attempt to walk her inside.

' Efe, please just allow me leave, I'm no longer angry, the one you're even interceding for is not even showing any sign of remorse,' she said with a changed mood.

I was like oohh, which kine wahala be dis one, girls ona too get wahala sef, warris all dis na.

' he maybe be looking tough oh, but dat guy dey die for inside, nor reason am, abeg let's go joor before your mood changes like chameleon,' I said before I playfully dragged her as she laughed and followed me.

We got back inside the club, Akp has lit his ' don hills' and was on a 'Weed'khalifa mood while the others were dancing, Azo sat there like someone who lost his life savings, (who say woman nor get power?) .

'Allow me to call family meeting for your boyfriend outside for a few minutes, he may come back with crutches though, so be prepared to back him home, just incase,' I whispered in Bee's ear before I signalled Azo to meet me outside.

' You dey fvck up oh, wetin make you dey para for your babe for where her friend dey na, you nor know say na falling hand be dat?,' i told fired at immediately he met me.

' na wetin make you call me come outside be dis? Wey you get sense o,' he replied me sounding angry while I smiled.

The way he replied me, If i hadn't pacified and sweet talked Bee back, I for just 'buy lock-up' cos nor be me he go transfer aggression for, I go just change- am for am.

'Wetin dey work you? Na battery or electric? Com warn yourself oh, na me you wan get pepper-eye for, your brain dey pain you? are you alright?' I could had asked him, but that would had seen my effort in bringing Bee back wasted. (Things we do for friendship)

' bros, calm down, nor vex see ehn, babe dey vex say you fall her hand in front of her friend, of which if na you dey her shoes, you go vex too, to cut the story short, go apologize to her with style make you pet her, and make her feel relaxed, her mind go dey,' I said.

He kept quiet as he reasoned whether to heed to my advice or not.

' shebi you say you wan officailly sign ona relationship with straffing today, and you don dey perform like dis, tell me how she go dey reason you now sef *sighs*'

' bros nor allow pride kee you there, abeg, if you nor fit do am for yourself, do am for me and the rest guys wey dey here abeg, nor fall our hands, make her friends nor go judge us later, abeg' I added jokingly while I patted him on his back.

' no wahala,' he said as his face brightened and we shook hands before we went back inside.

When we entered, he went to sit close to Bee while I winked at her and she smiled before I went to get some Black Bullets.

I dropped some on the table, opened one for myself while I gave 2 to Azo and Bee.

' Azo, don't get high oh, cos na you go carry your babe go house incase she off oh,' I said aloud while the rest people laughed.

' Ahhh ahhn, Efe no na, one black bullet can't do me nothing, if you know the kind of drinks I had drank in the past, you wouldn't had said dat,' Bee replied in defence.

' be showing yourself there until shayo hand go touch you,' I replied her while we laughed and she opened her BB and took a gulp.

' gather all your strength cos you go need am dis night, if I hear say you disappoint, infact, just travel back before day break' I texted Azo before I sipped from my BB.


To be continued.

Wow what an amazing story, op keep it up

Learn how to write a great adventure story https://wrealms.com/blog/three-steps-in-writing-a-great-adventure-story

WHIZKIDEFE:
This update is dedicated to Topedoski, the latest newcomer.

Thanks bro
More voltage

Just started reading this story, na laugh just get me. Make I carry pen and paper begin jot down all the new pidgin slangs wey I dey learn.

Culin:
Just started reading this story, na laugh just get me. Make I carry pen and paper begin jot down all the new pidgin slangs wey I dey learn.

Welcome on board, the Real Science Student .

more voltage bro... may God put a smile on your face as you make us smile... shey na person wey work go chop? I no fit buy you mb but God go give you( MB) more blessings

Jotting all the TBC will be like writing a thesis. He hard die

Neva have i commented on any story on NL, but urz is a goal. great job. Well Done!

Dextinate:
more voltage bro... may God put a smile on your face as you make us smile... shey na person wey work go chop? I no fit buy you mb but God go give you( MB) more blessings

Readers, help me say Amin o, Amin! (Whr is Danny Krane sef?) .

Boss, thanks, this will go a long way, I appreciate. *thumbs-up.

kennypedia:
Jotting all the TBC will be like writing a thesis. He hard die

You neva chin-chon-chin..

Ekimi1:
Neva have i commented on any story on NL, but urz is a goal. great job. Well Done!

ayam speechless like that Michael Jackson's song, welcome on board, Ekemi..

Thanks for attempting to make my head swell

This man come nd update b4 i lose ma patience ma vex no gud at all o...

Ma man wey u na com updateoooo u no jst leave us dry lyk disoooo kilode na

Boss boss......more ink to your pen

Asemark:
This man come nd update b4 i lose ma patience ma vex no gud at all o...

Am in the kitchen cooking update, abeg, calm down, E go soon ready..

ladidacanon:
Ma man wey u na com updateoooo u no jst leave us dry lyk disoooo kilode na

Oga newcomer, you sabi dis story?
Nor worry, update dey road dey come, wait. *thumbs-up

OlufemiWhit:
Boss boss......more ink to your pen

Chairman, thank you plenty plenty.. oshe!

This update is dedicated to Culin(The real Science student not the Olamide type o ), Ekemi(motivational spirit), Ladidacanon, Dextinate(old newcomer), OlufemiWhit and Asemark.


Continuation.

The night went on, Bee was on her 3rd Black bullet while Meekest left and came back with another sets of drinks on the table, before Otoski left and brought Red label and some chilled coke to mix (optional).

I caught Bee's friend staring at me occasionally but she was very quick to look away when our eyes meet, I just smiled each time wondering why she can't be bold enough to shot her shot, that would had been the perfect moment cos even if I had declined subtly or others got the hint, they would think she was under the influence of alcohol.. lol

Most babes rather kee themselves and run away than express their feelings to the guy they are attracted to/crushing on/in love with.
(After na dem go first say 'what a man can do, a woman can do it better', if I hearr...)
Dearest babes,
don't make things hard for yourselves, if you love somebody (a guy o), ayam not talking about LES o, cos if dem catch you, na 14yrs imprisonment plus 1yr IT for jail be dat o, *clears throat*

Ehen like I was saying, babe, if you like a guy,get close to him, starting a friendship won't kee you, most times your ego( abi is it pride sef) is messing with your brain, deceiving you that it is the guys that MUST do the chasing.
(Abeg show me where dem write am put for the Constitution, I wan learn) lol.

I know self worth is important, you might feel it would make you look cheap, which always is the major reason for holding your selves back, but, sometimes, but you gotta out grow your fear voice it out, ' a closed mouth don't get fed, and if you don't ask, the answer will always be 'No'.

The only downside to this is that some guys could tend to take advantage but, hey, that cars have accidents , does that stop us from entering one?' Hell No, just trust your guts and stick to your guns, try.
(Remember 'There's no harm in trying,')

Life is too short to be regretting about the moves you could had made or wished you made. Remember, YOLO!

I had been with some beautiful creatures (baes) who were bold enough to express their feelings to me, some even took yours truly out in some occasion and we had fun.
(Did they die after that? NO)

Even if I subtly declined(not to bruise their ego) for personal reasons or things didn't work out as planned, my admiration for them increased for their level of courage.

'You win some, you lose some,' some us are stil friends though, life goes on.
_______________________________________________________
Dear Guys,
nor be every fine or sexy babe wey com your way you go friend (date), some babes are better of as friends than lovers.
(Don't let your 'drilling machine' think for you)

Don't go into a relationship cos of sex, nah, far from that.(E go tire you last-last, believe me).

Most people see relationship as a free ticket to having regular sex, Fvck sex! Your life doesn't and shouldn't revolve around it (sex).

If you must date, what are your relationship goals?
Will you add value to her life?
Will she add value to yours?

Are you ready for the following responsibilities?;
Scold and correct her like her dad when she's wrong,
Protect her like her brother,
Motivate her to be the best version of herself,
Give her shoulders to lean on when she's down,
Play with her like,
Support her finaniancially, spiritually and otherwise.

You gats discipline yourself, I know say E nor easy oh, but it is very possible, and it could be painful too, but remember 'No PAIN, No GAIN.'

Discipline is having that babe you've been fantasizing about banging, stark unclad in your bed, dripping wet after a hot romance session, begging you to insert your 'sim card' in her 'honey-port' but you decided against it at the last minute, even with your raging D.
(Learn to tame 'Konji', the bastard, you won't die)

It is called self control, and it is not easy to achieve, consistent practice makes you master of it, and that is to your own advantage.

Some babes may beef you afterwards, others might ask 'Don't you like me?, 'Am ImI not good enough for you?, is there a problem with me?' (They may think they have a problem that made you back out at the last minute)

Others may even think you are impotent or not man enough, but hey, their thought shouldn't bother you, you are in the process of mastering yourself and emotions.

However, don't fail to make it upto to them the day you you decide to give them the privilege of having your D.

Baes have high regards for guys that have control of themselves, those that can't be manipulated with the dangerous weapon called 'sěx', the weakness of most men, from time immemorial.

General question.
For the guys,
If you remove sex from your relationship will you still love her as you claim?

For the babes,
If you remove monetary benefits from your relationship, will you stil stick with him?

Most times, Friends with benefits is bae.. *winks.

NB: all what I said up there are my personal opinions and random thoughts, don't take things too serious.

Leme stop here for now, I don too derail, who even ask me me question? What do I even know sef..

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Oya back to the matter...

' Efe dis one you dey smile like person wey don see wife so, are we safe? Abi you don dey see things?' Otoski asked and Meekest tapped my hand to gauge my reaction while the rest people laughed as some danced away to the banger that played.

I opened another Black Bullet and mixed it with Red Label in a disposable cup before adding coke to the 'wicked combination' and took a gulp.

When the alcoholic solution passed through my throat, i felt like, I drank fire in a liquid form as my chest burned, immediately I knew was in for it, but the coke gave the 'wicked mixture' a kind of sweet flavour that I loved.

' if you continue like dis, na wheelbarrow dem go tey carry you go house o, do you want to disgrace yourself and family in front of everybody here,' the tiny voice of 1St mind whispered.

' relax! Guy you nor like as the combination make sense for your mouth? You go soon dey on another level, high level, everybody here go dey give you maximum regard anytime dem see you for anywhere, you go be superstar,' the loud voice of my 2nd mind countered the first.

My subconscious was at war again, it was a war between me Vs me, I emptied the content of the cup inside my mouth and refilled from sweet poison (red label + black bullet+ coke).

Some minutes later while the rest people were dancing and rocking, I felt a heavy bang on my head and i vibrated that instant like iced water was poured on me and I knew 'yawa don gas'.

I looked around to see if anyone noticed everyone was either dancing, smoking or gisting.

' I tell you before say you go cast, you nor hear word, lemme com and be going oh, nor me you go disgrace for here,' my first mind said and I knew I was done for.

' no level! Calm down, nothing dey sup, you go dey alright, na small challenge, you go dey well, nor be today you you start to dey drink, you no fit cast for here,' my 2nd mind gingered me, and I smiled as I remembered 'dem nor dey brag with highness, na bad habit'.

Right there, i decided I rather kee myself and run away than disgrace myself in front of my guys and babes, it hasn't happened before and it won't be the first, I got my reputation to maintain. With those thoughts in mind, I stood up but I found myself sitting down the next second or was it that I didn't stand in the first place?
(If you see shayo make you ask am)

I stood up again, I saw fire in a girls bum while she twerked while and I laughed as I wondered how someone could be dancing with a burning ass, ' abi the world don finish?' I thought as my mood changed to a sober one.(don't fvck with highness, nor be your mate)

All those while my brain was messing with me, no one noticed cos I forced myself to behave matured even while I was quenching inside.

Anytime I feel tipsy, I'm always calm, I tend to avoid any form of discussion cos I fit go loose guard and start to miss yan, and that's what i always try to avoid, I cannor com and fall my hands in public, thats the mind set that keeps me going in such situations.

I stood up again this time and walking was like a herculean task, I saw everyone in 3s and everything happening so fast while my head spinned as i struggled to gain compusure of myself.

You know one funny thing about highnes? You'll think you are the normal one while the rest people are the ones drunk. There's a very thin line between being drunk and being mad. You go think say you dey alright, unknown to you say you don manya..

I counted my steps like a baby learning how to wall till I got to the bar section and rested my head on the stand.

' Efe, nor fall your hand for dis place o, if you try am, na the highest fvck up be that,' my 2nd mind reminded me while my head banged.

'Yes, what may we offer you?,' one of thw bar attendants, a busty girl, light in complexion, asked me, in that state, I couldn't tell if she was beautiful or not cos the part of the brain saddled with the responsibility was unavailable that moment.

I couldn't raised my head to talk cos I felt i would throw up if I spoke, so I kept quiet for a while before I voiced ' blue bullet' with my last strength before I sat in one of the chairs close to me.

'Father Lord, if you can save me from mess, I won't mix anyhow again, just give me the strength to get home, before embarrass myself here,' I prayed in my mind.

Human beings, why is it that we remember God most times only when we are in trouble?
( the tin dey weak me sef)


To be continued.

Boss man i da feel u... Nice update

To be continued!!! When Cos I cannot fit wait o

Oshare, you dey burst my kumkum.

Thiri gbosa for this man, abeg give that MAN chance.

Lovely writeup, am hooked!