midehi2:
After my secondary school, a guy almost raped me, he was almost in, but last last I over powered him, the next thing I heard was "his dick has stopped functioning well that am the cause, that I bewitched him" hain! he actually told his mother who came to our house and was shouting hell, that I should release his son's dick, see me see wahala, and I narrated all that happened, I don't even know how the guy is doing now abi the thing still dey hang? well it was wrath he deserve

Na ur village people handle the guy...

That I was gay cos I and my buddie were too close. Even my babe confronted me with it. It sounded so strange I started puking. And my friend is married with 3kids. That really taught me that humans are very strange animals.

Twas when my ex wrote my full name and phone number all over the town that they should call me in case they need sex.My siblings cried,my big daddy arrested him for tarnishing the family's name.The stigma then was hell,I was unshakable and determined cox i didn't go back to him as he expected.

Dafreeguy:
Oh ok..as u laughin alone fear me sha

Lol!! fear fear baby

i dont have a crazy moment yet. just here to read comments

spiralwedge:

What is ju-man?

A non cultist

Mine was when an envious classmate of mine back in secondary school went round spreading rumours that i had failed six papers in my WAEC examination. The rumour spread so wide but i didnt hear it until i went to collect my result and passed all nine subjects i sat for. My so called friends who heard the rumors but didnt tell me were all surprised to see that i had the best result in that set. I laugh all of them. Worse for them i got an award for the best result in the whole district. With cash of course

Best1708:
Twas when my ex wrote my full name and phone number all over the town that they should call me in case they need sex.My siblings cried,my big daddy arrested him for tarnishing the family's name.The stigma then was hell,I was unshakable and determined cox i didn't go back to him as he expected.

Too bad

Michelle55:
That I'm too nice

That's because you are

Yuletide25:


A non cultist

Jew man not JU

SPOILT9JAOLOSHO:

But was the rumour true, did u actually bleep for money.. say the truth?

that if I even have someone to tel me he wants to bleep and pay. Guys trying to avoid me cos I look so aggressive.

Best1708:
Twas when my ex wrote my full name and phone number all over the town that they should call me in case they need sex.My siblings cried,my big daddy arrested him for tarnishing the family's name.The stigma then was hell,I was unshakable and determined cox i didn't go back to him as he expected.

lol..... This stuff cracked me up uncontrollably...

Dafreeguy:
tell me if there is vacancy in ur heart nw o..lemme goan dust my c.v

lemme jor

That buhari is an illiterate so he is not qualified to contest for presidency

Pinkberry5:
Mine was back then in secondary school.

So I had this very close female teacher of mine, a youth at that time. We were really close and to top it, she was my chemistry teacher. She was really good in teaching and noticed me maybe because I was good in her subject, I'm not sure.

Trust bad belle girls, they started saying she was giving me expo for tests and exams.

At a point, we started visiting each other, my mom always excited to see her. We'd eat in my room and gist oooo then we'd solve questions and bla bla bla. I confided in her my crazy secrets and she told me some too.

Sh*it started when we were practicing for our interhouse sports competition one period. While changing after practice, her phone (which she left in my jacket pocket) rang. Seeing 'dad' on the screen made me feel it was an important call and I ran out of restroom with singlet and thight.

I found her in the teachers changing room and gave her. After receiving the call, she teased me on my dressing and drew my bra strap which was visible. I slapped her hands away.She mocked my knickers and we laughed over it. Before I left, I hugged her and whispered something stupid in her ear.

Fast forward to next week, every one was giving me one kind eye I nor understand. During classes, some stupid girls started making stupid comments randomly about lesbians. I didn't know why but it felt like odd. Soon, I heard my name on the intercom and I went to the office, not after everyone in the block started hailing me.

In the office, our principal played around the topic before hitting the nail on the head, telling me she heard a teacher had been sexually molesting me, she saw it on CCTV footage, bla bla bla. I tried explaining but she brushed it aside, telling me she knew it was embarrassing to admit

She told me she had sacked the teacher and I wouldn't be molested again. I cried so much. Turned out some bi*tches had followed me that day In the changing room and acted as 'witnesses'.


It was a terrible situation, which caused me to change school. A good teacher lost het job because of stupid unreasonable and untrue rumors! I still feel guilty about it though. Recently met her in the market. Found out she's happily married with two kids and owns a daycare.


I'm still swearing for those yeye girls that told my principal that sh*it. I lost interest in the sciences and moved to arts which I'm still based in today.
Rumors are terrible.

What country did that happen in?

This doesn't sound like a Nigerian setting. Lol.

Na him one aunty living in our ouse said I had sex with her at midnight jst becus I da always opposite her useless suggestions. It was terrible becus most people believe her fake stories..fear women ooo..... But here I am Today.
Ope ni fun òluwa
God is Good

highqueen:
Lol , that was when i was in school, first semester 200level to be precise, my female course mate rumoured that i have started having sex simply because, i added small flesh in the ass.

Me that was innocent.
Chioma, your lips shall always be as long as trumpet.

Babe those people jealous you die. For person body again Abi is it dia nyash

BigGuyMan01:
Jew man not JU

I know is Jew man
but the person asking doesn't have a clue about it...
spelling doesn't make any difference

Yuletide25:

I know is Jew man

but the person asking doesn't have a clue about it...

spelling doesn't make any difference

It does make a difference.

You never knew.

Just say Thank you for teaching you something new and move on.

Grow up!

Okay i will drop mine.
Back then in ss3 a good friend of mine talked shít behind me to a girl i had no feelings for.
I was introverted then and always on top of the food chain< result things>
so my very stupid friend went and toast a particular girl for me
<all man was dying for the girl>
I didnt ask him to toast o. I didnt ask him to ask.
The monkey went ahead and fed the girl with garbage that i love her, i am having sleepless nite for her, am this... am that.
.
The girl told her amebo friend about it and the amebo as thin as walking stick started gossiping with every one who cared to listen that I cant even toast a girl, but sent my friend to toast on my behalf.
Just look at o!
The straw that broke the camel's back was during break time when everyone was in class,
the amebo friend stepped in front of the class, and ordered for attention that she wants to tell everyone a secret. Meself was anxious to hear it becus i didnt know yet.
And there and then in my very before the amebo said every thing and of course added Maggi and salt to taste.
Every one laughed esp one girl that tried to be my friend but failed,
she laughed the loudest.
I was so embrassed, i wished the ground swallows me up.
i ran out of the class and hid at the refuse dump. Nna smell wan kee me there! I managed to hang on till school dismissed, and jejely took my bag and ran home.
The next day to enter class dey fear me. Every1 giving me that " So you been dey eye that babe " kind of look.
Fear ladies dey can destroy a man within 30 seconds.

A female neighbor called me gay because she doesn't see me with ladies or get visited by ladies. Then some other people believed I made so much money while working with a particular individual and even built a duplex in my hometown but deceive people by my austere and low key lifestyle. Me I sha claim the latter rumor.

i beat up someone to the point of death and had to escape the mob.
Somehow escaped only for me to get home and heard that i went to rob and a mob was after me.
Probably killed.

Bruno3000:
... that I was among the idiots dat voted buhari into power.

#back2daura2019

God bless James Ohanefe Ibori [center][/center]

A lady start telling her friends who happens to be my course mates that I'm impotent

jimohibrahim:



This one strong ooo

Yeah, and I survived

Elxandre:

What country did that happen in?

This doesn't sound like a Nigerian setting. Lol.

Lol
Totally Nigeria and to be precise, Edo State.
The school was a big man school na

MissJoy29:

There will always be a snitch amongst those gossiping.

I wasn't da lucky bt their attitudes nd whisperings sold dem off.

People in my neighborhood says I don't ask girls out before I sleep with them.... Though it's true sha oo. Everybody get im logic

folake4u:
Heard I was Bisexual

Beautiful creature

dangoteinlaw:
and they never knew u are too useless for an Edo girl to accept

It's not my fault your people are ugly thots and drop outs

fagbemiakintayo:
That I impregnated my neighbor's wife, Just because the baby look like me after few months.. No be small issue ooo

LOL

Wtf?

Bruno3000:
... that I was among the idiots dat voted buhari into power.

#back2daura2019

You too much guy