BigGuyMan01:

It does make a difference.

You never knew.

Just say Thank you for teaching you something new and move on.

Grow up!

I won't say thank you

I knew it ...and moreover I wasn't the one who spelt it incorrectly

but I know what the guy meant already by that word

relax guy they is nothing to brag about on it

Yuletide25:

I won't say thank you

I know it ...and moreover I wasn't the one who spelt it incorrectly

but I know what the guy meant already by that word

relax guy they is nothing to brag about on it

Is it your brag?

Take corrections and move on with life dude

One of my hubby relation that time took it upon her self to tarnish n carry wrong rumour about me that I used juju to hold their brother n that I made hubby not to help there family nor support them that they shld set me up. People who don't know me,she will call them to tell them so they will hate me b4 I arrived all bcs hubby loves his wife more that anytin n bcs he help me in d kitchen sometimes that's what made her conclude na juju.it was so bad at that time but today story has changed,na me dey do guy now for them all.

missdee384:
lemme jor

Awww...missdee issa shy shy sombori..i'v dropped my dusted c.v sha..waiting till u'll employ me

BigGuyMan01:
Is it your brag?
Take corrections and move on with life dude

I won't take any correction

BigGuyMan01:

Is it your brag?

Take corrections and move on with life dude

deal with it

highqueen:
Lol , that was when i was in school, first semester 200level to be precise, my female course mate rumoured that i have started having sex simply because, i added small flesh in the ass.

Me that was innocent.
Chioma, your lips shall always be as long as trumpet.

what level are you now?

LightQueen:
Lol!! fear fear baby

Lol..u knw that laughin alone in 9ja issa risky somtin

That I was Gay in jamb lesson those days... even though I had like 4 babes then that were changing my oil on a regular.

I went for the 3 weeks nysc camp, & got back & a woman in my kh told everyone she saw me in an abortion room & was f**king a doctor, who i stayed with for 3weeks. & m like!! Mehn the stares & glares

Hassan88:
People in my neighborhood says I don't ask girls out before I sleep with them.... Though it's true sha oo. Everybody get im logic

Share the scope for boiz nau

Amakababe:
in the uni 2 years ago, a stupid girl starting rumors that I was lesbian. that I was giving her signs and want to sleep with her. me, I was just being friendly ooo.
people were then staring at me with disgust when I left the hostel and stuff like that.. sha wetin concern me, I don pass the useless bitch and all those spreading the rumors.
guys wey I don fûck and my close female friends know say I can't be a lesbo.
see ehn in life, people would always have different opinon of you, just ignore. sigh.
I learnt my lesson to stop being friendly or smiling to strangers, I just ignore people and mind my biz bfre another rumor start.
I'll still have my revenge on her tho by kidnapping and torturing the bitch.

Hear the word of the Sovereign Lord O unfaithful daughter:

"There is no substitute to evil that leads to fairness and justice.

Flee from sexual immortality for your body is the temple of the holy spirit.

Desist from vengeful dispositions for the end is catastrophic.

Proverb 19:11
Sensible people control their temper; they earn respect by overlooking wrongs.

Accept Jesus with your whole heart and soul, and Incline your ears to the reproves of life for your own good and for the good of the children after you.!!!"

NwaAmaikpe:



The craziest rumour I've ever heard about myself is that I am mad.

It is crazy because it is not a rumour.

SPOILT9JAOLOSHO:

Come fvck me nah.. I will treat u well

Hear the word of the sovereign Lord :

Save yourself from from the captivity of evil and break free from the chains of bondage for what you call pleasure is death in disguise.

Proverbs 1 : 32
"For the waywardness of the inexperienced will kill them, and the complacency of fools will destroy them.

Repent and accept Jesus with your whole heart and soul and incline your ears to the reproves of life for your own good and for the good of the children after you!!!"

Amakababe:
in the uni 2 years ago, a stupid girl starting rumors that I was lesbian. that I was giving her signs and want to sleep with her. me, I was just being friendly ooo.
people were then staring at me with disgust when I left the hostel and stuff like that.. sha wetin concern me, I don pass the useless bitch and all those spreading the rumors.
guys wey I don fûck and my close female friends know say I can't be a lesbo.
see ehn in life, people would always have different opinon of you, just ignore. sigh.
I learnt my lesson to stop being friendly or smiling to strangers, I just ignore people and mind my biz bfre another rumor start.
I'll still have my revenge on her tho by kidnapping and torturing the bitch.

I like the way you talk

Best1708:
Twas when my ex wrote my full name and phone number all over the town that they should call me in case they need sex.My siblings cried,my big daddy arrested him for tarnishing the family's name.The stigma then was hell,I was unshakable and determined cox i didn't go back to him as he expected.

Now this is funny!!! your ex deserve to be in taraba prison

missdee384:
When I was in 300lvl in the uni, I had a 200lvl roommate who relocated out of the country with her family. Her boyfriend started asking me out and I refused while being polite and friendly. All of a sudden my roommates friend chatted me up and warned me to stay away from her friends boyfriend... At first I thought it was a joke until she told me he told her I was hitting on him and said he showed her our chat....i asked for proof but she couldn't provide any. I confided in some of my friends and they advised me to let go... I was truly hurt but we were on strike then I couldn't get to confront her... When we resumed after strike I acted like all was normal and didn't bring the issue up. After some weeks, a 100lvl roommate told me that their is something she has to tell me because I am a nice person, she said whenever I am not in the room she starts saying I am asking my former roommates boyfriend out, how he buys me dis and dat... Gosh I was livid... I called the so called boyfriend and he denied, when she came to the room I confronted her and you need to see the way my other roommates supported me to lash her.... Apparently she was interested in the guy... My former roomate heard and had to call me to apologise...It's not like d guy was worth it sef... He wasn't fine, wasn't tall... Chai I felt insulted. It wasnt funny then but now I think about it and just laugh

if you don't mind am tall and fine

ojmetrix:


if you don't mind am tall and fine

lol....Good for you

dangoteinlaw:
I remember my guy back then, he was so good everyone was saying he's using water from his Qur'an as jazz. This guy could write out a full textbook word for word, too good that I almost believed the rumours but it is what it is. The guy just had that gift of quick retention.

good day sir..I have heard of people like that but I don't believe it

raquel97:
that if I even have someone to tel me he wants to bleep and pay. Guys trying to avoid me cos I look so aggressive.

Lolz, seems u go sweet to bleep, this 1 everyone dey queue up but cant reach u

missdee384:
lol....Good for you

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SPOILT9JAOLOSHO:

what of me? I can pamper ur hrt

thanks

They call me yahoo pastor,because I dress well and look very attractive.
And because I have a youth ministry where young people come in their numbers.
I have had this flare to impact the lives of young adults from my university days before the outbreak of yahoo.
Inviting handsome looking young boys and girls to hear the wisdom of God has attracted yahoo church and yahoo pastor to my name.
They were times I cried on hearing such things.
But God been so kind ,the ministry is growing with greater turn up of young people.
Although the church is located on a campus environment,precisely Abraka.

That i was dead

missdee384:
When I was in 300lvl in the uni, I had a 200lvl roommate who relocated out of the country with her family. Her boyfriend started asking me out and I refused while being polite and friendly. All of a sudden my roommates friend chatted me up and warned me to stay away from her friends boyfriend... At first I thought it was a joke until she told me he told her I was hitting on him and said he showed her our chat....i asked for proof but she couldn't provide any. I confided in some of my friends and they advised me to let go... I was truly hurt but we were on strike then I couldn't get to confront her... When we resumed after strike I acted like all was normal and didn't bring the issue up. After some weeks, a 100lvl roommate told me that their is something she has to tell me because I am a nice person, she said whenever I am not in the room she starts saying I am asking my former roommates boyfriend out, how he buys me dis and dat... Gosh I was livid... I called the so called boyfriend and he denied, when she came to the room I confronted her and you need to see the way my other roommates supported me to lash her.... Apparently she was interested in the guy... My former roomate heard and had to call me to apologise...It's not like d guy was worth it sef... He wasn't fine, wasn't tall... Chai I felt insulted. It wasnt funny then but now I think about it and just laugh

Sorry ehn. See, I'm worth it. I'm fine and tall (I'm not short).

Saying BEER is my next of kin

Geoffreymgk:
That i raped a Somebody

oh God is this for real...this is scary ..how did u manage?

sammoe:



Sorry ehn. See, I'm worth it. I'm fine and tall (I'm not short).

ok...this post is not about me liking a guy because he is not fine and short.... I can go for a guy with these qualities who treats me right as against a fine and tall guy who treats me like trash.... I am just stating what put me off as at then.... It's been a long time ago and I am older and wiser now to know that physical qualities doesn't really matter

Lol, nice topic.
A few years ago, my plane crashed in a sea under circumstances I won't explain here and everybody thought I was gone. Wreckage was found by my colleagues and they searched for my body to no avail until they gave up. When I showed up, some people thought I was a ghost. Even after explaining my ordeal and how I survived, some people still looked at me from a distance. It took me up to 3months to hear that I was designated a ghost for so long especially by those who believed in such conspiracies. Funny moment.

That I beat my mom. Me that hasn't raised my hand to anyone in this life

I heard that I was impotent