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What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Cinema4d: 6:03pm On Dec 14, 2021
People say I'm too mean lipsrsealed

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by ObaOfUyo: 6:06pm On Dec 14, 2021
I beat up a security man and put him in Coma........





I need likes on this comment to serve the full gist grin

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Jay5mie: 6:08pm On Dec 14, 2021
That i was a Buccaneer, even my gf no blv say i no b shii

Everywhere i pass inside campus wetin i de hear na 'Alora', I kuma leave the school for them before i collect.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Sonnobax15(m): 6:08pm On Dec 14, 2021
grin
That I impregnated a girl back then in poly...Me wey no ever play close to any girl talk more of lashing lipsrsealed.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by slawormiir: 6:09pm On Dec 14, 2021
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to read comments

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Beebah2000: 6:09pm On Dec 14, 2021
undecided

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by MufasaLion: 6:13pm On Dec 14, 2021
I don't give a fvck about what people say. I live the life I want.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Pussyassasin(m): 6:13pm On Dec 14, 2021
Once heard I'm gay, I was like really grin

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by jericco1(m): 6:14pm On Dec 14, 2021
That it is impossible for someone like me not to have a girlfriend

That I'm too quiet

That I am not cut out for stress.

Omo they're ment

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 6:14pm On Dec 14, 2021
MufasaLion:
I don't give a fvck about what people say. I live the life I want.
You are indeed a great man..

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by MufasaLion: 6:15pm On Dec 14, 2021
GonzalezAguero:

You are indeed a great man..

Bless you, man.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Nonexisting: 6:17pm On Dec 14, 2021
The new gist now is that I'm a ritualist. If only they know how broke I am sometimes. The gossip has made neighborhood vaginarians that I fucck sometimes to be avoiding me. These days I rely only on imported pussies.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by superintendents(m): 6:24pm On Dec 14, 2021
am too proud lol

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by toobusy: 6:26pm On Dec 14, 2021
For the past 4 to 5 years, people, especially the ones very close to me havie be claiming that I have so much money but doesn't like spending when I know how I use to manage myself, ordinary, I would have ignored all the rumor if it was from outsiders,but the rumors are coming from people very close.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:35pm On Dec 14, 2021
MufasaLion:
I don't give a fvck about what people say. I live the life I want.

seconded!

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by dan9ice(m): 6:36pm On Dec 14, 2021
If nobody talks about you, then you're nobody
Whether na good or na bad

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by pregnantMan(m): 6:36pm On Dec 14, 2021
Back then in 200l, niggas be thinking I was a cult member, because of my love for black.. mehn I too love black.. black clothes, polo, jeans , dark shades...
And I wasn't a smiling type, tho I fine bt I rarely smile.. except when necessary..cos I was and introvert.. mehn, this made Jews like me to fear me grin, and even frat members dey avoid me, thinking I be one kind coded Capone cheesy... But deep inside me, am just an easy going guy wey no fit hurt anybody cool

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by CryptoClub2018: 6:37pm On Dec 14, 2021
While I was in the university, I stayed off campus. In my year 2, there is this girl in my street that I do play with and relate with very well. It's just a casual relationship and I most time see her in front of her house and we chat and gist. I have not entered into her house one day. So apparently, people do see us a lot all the time and I think they feel we were dating of which we are not. We were in this casual relationship since my year two and it has been consistent. So at one time, this girl was sick and it took a while for her to get fine but we thank God she became ok after some time.
As a guy man, me I'm just living my life catching cruise with some of the girls in the hood. But I noticed that most of them are always very reluctant in getting to close to me and I begin to wonder why but I didn't read any serious meaning to it. I just felt they are "hard girls" trying to play hard with me.
There was a time I saw a girl too in my neighborhood that I like and I wanted to date her but she didn't give me that chance. I tried a lot to convince this girl but she didn't accept me but keeps telling me to calm down and that I should give her time. I was also very close to this girls sister and she tried to talk to her sister but she no gree. That happened all through my 400 level and up to second semester 500level.
So one day during my final year last semester,I was having a chat with the girls sister and she said "do you know there is a rumor going round about you in the community since your 200 level?" I said I am not aware and I was curious on what the rumor could be. She told me that there is a rumor that I impregnated that girl I was very close to back then when I was in 200 level and that she had to abort the child which was the cause of her sickness back then. I was shocked shocked
I was wondering how such a rumor could be going on in town without me knowing. And the girl they are talking about, I haven't seen her pants not to talk of having sex with her to the extent of impregnating her. When I got that information, I could now relate it with how girls in my community were avoiding me in a certain way

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Ebonygeek(f): 6:37pm On Dec 14, 2021
That I was a lesbian in high school and slept with people I didn't sleep with cry

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by helinues: 6:42pm On Dec 14, 2021
A lady said I was wicked for not replying her messages.

Very weird

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by SECONDCHANCE007(m): 6:52pm On Dec 14, 2021
that I am gay embarassed me wey like big yansh like say tomorrow no dey grin

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by AmVista: 7:00pm On Dec 14, 2021
Because I dress nice and don't like toomuch of jokes or friends , people think that am too feeling proud of my self. Even for the fact that is my nature . cool

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 14, 2021
SECONDCHANCE007:
that I am gay embarassed me wey like big yansh like say tomorrow no dey grin
You should try us out someday..

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by donbachi(m): 7:08pm On Dec 14, 2021
Two guys dat does not even know me from adams.were gossiping about me.for my front and to my hearing.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Cinema4d: 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to read comments
I'm sure your rumour don spread for nairaland like wild fire grin

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Cinema4d: 7:10pm On Dec 14, 2021
superintendents:
am too proud lol
I get this too sometimes.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Cinema4d: 7:12pm On Dec 14, 2021
Ebonygeek:
That I was a lesbian in high school and slept with people I didn't sleep with cry
Hope you didn't take it to heart?
Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by MufasaLion: 7:16pm On Dec 14, 2021
toobusy:
For the past 4 to 5 years, people, especially the ones very close to me having be claiming that I have so much money but doesn't like spending when I know how I use to manage myself, ordinary I would have ignored all the rumor if it was from outsiders,but the rumors are coming from people very close

Basic is luxury to most Nigerians.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by luizpippo(m): 7:28pm On Dec 14, 2021
During my final year, there was this Jambite i met during Delta state student meeting and i was tripping, so i got close to her since she was in my dept and i had a guy in year two in my house that i do ask to assist her do some building drawings.

So after being close friends for 2 months i asked her out in my own way, she told me she doesn't understand, unfortunately i could explain myself better, but she then told me she would think about it, we are always together, i would see her off to her house and return via a bush part at 11pm or 12am.

I reminded her of the initial toasting about 5 months later since strike elongated our session, she basically turned it to mockery, but i persisted , only for the Delta state student association president to accuse me of impregnating her, i was shook, it was glaring she was pregnant but dumb me used it as a joke that she was getting fat until that accusation. Meanwhile, i did not as much as kiss her let alone see her unclothedness, yet her room mate was shocked to learn we didn't date cos she was so sure we did.

It became clear, i had to ask her on the day of my final paper, she somehow told me we would discuss it, suddenly people started chasing me so as to flog me as a graduate, before i composed myself, and i called her, she was on her way fleeing to Ibadan. She only confessed about it two years later.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by BigDawsNet: 7:46pm On Dec 14, 2021
There was a rumor back in university does days
They said I bleep 5 or 6 girls in my department...but the truth is ..it's wasn't up to 6 angry

My coworkers think I'm some kind of geek alien just because I kinda provide solution to all software issue at work which save cost..

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Glamswizard(m): 7:47pm On Dec 14, 2021
That I'm gay cos I have eight piercings in both ears and I have a full natural hair which I plait . From my mannerism and talks coupled with the fact that I'm a professional makeup artist made people believe it.

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Re: What Is The Worst Rumour You've Heard About Yourself? by Amedino99(m): 7:48pm On Dec 14, 2021
jericco1:
That it is impossible for someone like not to have a girlfriend

That I'm too quiet

That I am not cut out for stress.

Omo they're ment
Bros why you dey broadcast my matter nah. Kukuma call my name boldly. E even get one woman wey be say anytime i sick, she go say na because I be virgin lmao. I go just dey laugh inside say dis woman mumu ooo grin

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