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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 7:05am On Dec 02, 2018
Venerable612:


I think the smell is more of body infection. Everyone has to take antibiotics once in a while, in addition to the things you highlighted
You are totally wrong.
Have you ever read about ANTIBIOTICS...??
Taking it when it’s unnecessary can be deleterious.
Too much exposure to ANTIBIOTICS suppresses the growth of naturally occurring flora( organisms that are meant to maintain a certain pH within a particular organ).

With this suppression, it encourages the growth of VIRULENT ONES, leading to prolonged and repeated discharges.
Ask LADIES, that have exposed themselves to these incessant antibiotics.
They always have recurrence of vaginal discharge

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by dingbang(m): 7:12am On Dec 02, 2018
I keep on telling ladies who have this stupid statistics about men wearing boxers for more than a week that they are prostitutes. How come did you get to come up with such data?

It means that you have sex with dirty pigs everyday.

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Twoclans(f): 7:13am On Dec 02, 2018
Venerable612:


I think the smell is more of body infection. Everyone has to take antibiotics once in a while, in addition to the things you highlighted

Abuse of antibiotics can have huge side effects on a woman and even men. I agree with you that infections can cause that smell ,in that case its best a medical personnel handles the case. The medications are not very expensive also.

NB

See evilforest comment up.Abuse of antibiotics can kill.

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by kense88: 7:20am On Dec 02, 2018
kimbraa:
Why do these men think some of them don't smell as some ladies smell too? I've been told by a lady that a guy removed his boxers to have sex with her, and once the boxers was off, the odour of the room changed, and she couldn't stand it. What of your mouth odours? I think women are more matured in handling these things than men. She didn't create a social media handle to vent her frustration. At times, you walk past some guys and the stench called body odour could make you cease breath 'till you leave that place.
Is not always battle of sexes. Try to see things from the op perspective. He wants our beautiful ladies to improve there hygiene. Yes some guys smell really bad. You can open a tread on that, not to derail this one.

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Martin0(m): 8:12am On Dec 02, 2018
Twoclans:


Abuse of antibiotics can have huge side effects on a woman and even men. I agree with you that infections can cause that smell ,in that case its best a medical personnel handles the case. The medications are not very expensive also.

NB

See evilforest comment up.Abuse of antibiotics can kill.

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Twoclans(f): 8:33am On Dec 02, 2018
Martin0:


ummm 100yards, twale for you oogrin

Marty baby ogini tongue

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 8:43am On Dec 02, 2018
nero2face:
Next time if she insist u give her head, Just insert a finger inside her, take it to her nose, u will see she will stand up and run away naked... Thinking its a rat poison grin grin grin
You Be Correct Guy grin

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Martin0(m): 9:51am On Dec 02, 2018
Twoclans:

Marty baby ogini tongue
so you nor hear say i go court for your case abigrin
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Twoclans(f): 9:55am On Dec 02, 2018
Martin0:


so you nor hear say i go court for your case abigrin

Hmmmm

I did not hear,give me the gist offline cheesy

I am waiting for you wink

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Martin0(m): 10:04am On Dec 02, 2018
Twoclans:

Hmmmm
I did not hear,give me the gist offline cheesy
I am waiting for you wink
!!!√
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Martin0(m): 10:07am On Dec 02, 2018
Twoclans:

Hmmmm
I did not hear,give me the gist offline cheesy
I am waiting for you wink
Deliverd √
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by PenGriffey: 10:17am On Dec 02, 2018
Lordtimothy66:
Same nonsense topic again even on a Sunday morning undecided Mehn this place suck
*sucks*
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by ednut1(m): 10:43am On Dec 02, 2018
Lordtimothy66:
Same nonsense topic again even on a Sunday morning undecided Mehn this place suck
so because its a sunday the topic cannot be discussed Over 50% of njgerians are muslims. The site owner is an atheist. So y shud anyone care cos ur a christian

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 11:04am On Dec 02, 2018
ednut1:
so because its a sunday the topic cannot be discussed Over 50% of njgerians are muslims. The site owner is an atheist. So y shud anyone care cos ur a christian
my friend stfu,stop typing nonsense on my mention
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by noruwasman(m): 11:09am On Dec 02, 2018
Twoclans:
Simple hygiene is not expensive, let me put this down it could help someone.

1,As a lady you need to find the best bathing soap that suits your skin type .And remember the soap you use during the harmattan might not be so efficient during hot weather .A relatively good soap could go for 250 ~ 350 per bar.

2, Never repeat an underwear. Wash it before you wear it again. Underwears must not be so expensive .Buy the cheap ones buy plenty .Most guys cant identify an expensive bra but they can identify a dirty one.

3, Buy a vaginal wash,there are some that are
recommended by dermatologist. femfresh is about the most affordable brand in the market .This product goes for N1,500 and you can use it for 8 weeks before you buy another one .

4,Don't have multiple sex partners, different rods in your body can actually cause diseases for you.

5,If you must keep the hair on your vagina please trim it.And don't keep arm pit hair for any reason .

6,And above all there are actually places were there is no access to water in Nigeria ,I pray you don't stay in such places ,this is because you need alot of water to keep your body and cloths clean .


7,Do not sleep with your pants , you don't even need to wear pant everyday ,allow that area breath abeg.

8, Take extra care of your body during your monthly flow so that the bad blood leaving your body does not leave a stench on you .Blood has a toxic smell .
Train up a child in the way she should grow and when she is getting old, she would never depart from it. may God hears our prayer in our search for companion material like thou. how was service today

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by donshady(m): 11:14am On Dec 02, 2018
NOC1:
Had same ugly experience last year when I visited Akwaibom , invited this friend of mine to the hotel I was staying after much talking hormones of two adults in one room decided to tangle, but when I undressed the beautiful looking girl, the smell from that place made my johnthomas to relax, i quickly played calm as if nothing then lied to her that i have no CD and I won't like to take advantage of my guest.

Mf grin grin grin grin
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 11:29am On Dec 02, 2018
kimbraa:
Why do these men think some of them don't smell as some ladies smell too? I've been told by a lady that a guy removed his boxers to have sex with her, and once the boxers was off, the odour of the room changed, and she couldn't stand it. What of your mouth odours? I think women are more matured in handling these things than men. She didn't create a social media handle to vent her frustration. At times, you walk past some guys and the stench called body odour could make you cease breath 'till you leave that place.

The guy in question must be a dirty dude that repeats his boxers for ages but once he takes a good shower all would be fine but this smell we taking about 100 showers no fit quench am cause even the fluid dey smell as she gets turned on.
I feel ladies should be more observant of changes in there body and spare us guys the trouble of perceiving that stuff abeg and we guys we don't know how to tell girls say e dey smell so we just end up not picking her call but she no go understand why.
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Collins4u1(m): 11:32am On Dec 02, 2018
kimbraa:
If I play your tape, you'll cry. grin

Do you know that 9 out of 10 guys wear boxers for more than a week? On the average. As for girls, perhaps, 1 out of 10 girls would wear pant more than once.

Most guys don't know what night bath is.

It's a shame that while girls manage their bodies with what they go through once every month, I'm sure that if guys were to menstruate; they'd stink like dead rats going by how some manage themselves with a penis. grin

Nne this one na lie biko.
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Twoclans(f): 11:36am On Dec 02, 2018
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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Twoclans(f): 11:41am On Dec 02, 2018
noruwasman:

Train up a child in the way she should grow and when she is getting old, she would never depart from it. may hears our prayer in our search for companion material like thou. how was service today

LOL

No service yet,I am making my hair.

Will attend evening mass.

Have a lovely Sunday ahead .

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by ChopBellefull(m): 11:44am On Dec 02, 2018
kimbraa:
Smelly kpekus is a small problem na. I think that in the stead of running to social media to run down on any gender, why not be a man and tell these ladies of your ordeal. It's best they're told, and hate you than coming on social media to complain 'cause in their sober moments, they'd be grateful you told them. Complaining here doesn't solve the issue if they're not told. Actually, some people smell and don't know.

Don't downplay mouth odour, or body odour.

Hmm, but d last one i told started having shyness nd anxiety wen it comes to sex som might even get angry.
At first I thought it ws stress and heat buh discovered drz more to dat
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 1:14pm On Dec 02, 2018
NOC1:
Had same ugly experience last year when I visited Akwaibom , invited this friend of mine to the hotel I was staying after much talking hormones of two adults in one room decided to tangle, but when I undressed the beautiful looking girl, the smell from that place made my johnthomas to relax, i quickly played calm as if nothing then lied to her that i have no CD and I won't like to take advantage of my guest.
Most times such ODOUR can be repugnant, insulting and traumatizing.
Is it that most ladies don’t perceive such or they have turned deaf ears to such...?
IMAGINE what will be happening if diccks have nostrils. Diicks will divorce Punna before the actual dissolution.
Any way we still need to assist them, since we feast there

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by femo86(m): 1:22pm On Dec 02, 2018
Twoclans:
Simple hygiene is not expensive, let me put this down it could help someone.

1,As a lady you need to find the best bathing soap that suits your skin type .And remember the soap you use during the harmattan might not be so efficient during hot weather .A relatively good soap could go for 250 ~ 350 per bar.

2, Never repeat an underwear. Wash it before you wear it again. Underwears must not be so expensive .Buy the cheap ones buy plenty .Most guys cant identify an expensive bra but they can identify a dirty one.

3, Buy a vaginal wash,there are some that are
recommended by dermatologist. femfresh is about the most affordable brand in the market .This product goes for N1,500 and you can use it for 8 weeks before you buy another one .

4,Don't have multiple sex partners, different rods in your body can actually cause diseases for you.

5,If you must keep the hair on your vagina please trim it.And don't keep arm pit hair for any reason .

6,And above all there are actually places were there is no access to water in Nigeria ,I pray you don't stay in such places ,this is because you need alot of water to keep your body and cloths clean .


7,Do not sleep with your pants , you don't even need to wear pant everyday ,allow that area breath abeg.

8, Take extra care of your body during your monthly flow so that the bad blood leaving your body does not leave a stench on you .Blood has a toxic smell .

Mama d mama

I hail oooo

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Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by franvincoop: 1:23pm On Dec 02, 2018
DateMynd44:
na who dey give u these statistics?
Na statistics from NCAN
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 02, 2018
The ANNOYING THING is that, It’s easier for these LADIES to detect a CHEATING BOYFRIEND from a far, but can’t smell their malodorous punnany being paraded every where
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 1:56pm On Dec 02, 2018
nero2face:
are u saying we should pretend to be fine when she smells down there just to look mature... Ayam not understanding Biko
What happened to talking to her about it? If truely all girls smell like what guys describe, y Dont we percieve these rotten smells in public places? I'm not saying some girls Dont have bad vagina odour but d rate at which boys come here to rant about all d girls they sleep with makes it seem like all girls smell. after they bring who.res home, they will come online to rant, what were they expecting?
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 2:01pm On Dec 02, 2018
ChopBellefull:


Kimbraa, dats a diff issue as body odour and mouth odour occur in both sex. Buh ds 1 z jst too bad. I am nt insulting d ladies or sth.. Bt isn't there a way out to ds smelling kpekus?
Not all ladies stink. Read up d causes of vagina odour and u will understand better
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 2:08pm On Dec 02, 2018
nero2face:
I need not to change, my girlfriend is like a Gold... I think you should change ur cycle of guys... So u won't see him wearing a boxer for a week
Funny how guys talk about how girls smell but never agree that their girlfriends smell
Re: So Crazy: Man Recounts Awkward Bedroom Experience With Lady by Nobody: 3:07pm On Dec 02, 2018
kimbraa:

undecided undecided
Do you know that 9 out of 10 guys wear boxers for more than a week?
You definitely have been meeting the wrong guys ... Am not surprised though " Birds of the same feather ... "

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