dimexy247:
17. Perky Restrictions



Perhaps no one likes to get restricted but his one can add extra fun to the stuff you do with your partner. Please ensure you do it with a sane mind and don't ever try this if/when you're having a rift. If he cuff you to the bed and pour you hot water, you're OYO. Do this at your own risk.

she likes dis shit alottttttt...i wonder d sudden love for it

All these ones na wash...Nothing pass to send money....

Who said love isn't beautiful, and sweet? With the right person, the feeling is outta this world

PrimadonnaO:
No, I don't want a recorded erotic video... I don't want to watch porn with you either...I'd feel it's another woman you're fantasizing about.

Spontaneous texts are cool...but they should be sweet and loving...not dirty. Call someone in... do you mean three some? No, please.

Everything else, lovely!

lolz.. Loosen up, babe.

dimexy247:
4. Watching Porn Together



She wants to watch softcore with you. So whenever you found her putting her head on your shoulder when you are working in laptop, just stop working and switch to softcore. Whatever this leads to is definitely your problem.

But that is not porn playing in the TV

Premiumwriter:
We die here.

. u be weray

dimexy247:
Perhaps it is hard to tell what is going through a girl’s mind and what a girl wants. Moreover, they always keep on thinking, and there are a huge number of weird things in their minds. So today I have brought you 20 things that almost every girl wants but will never ask you, at least almost every girl.


1. Fore play



It is certain that she won’t be turned on all the time you want her to be. Hence, you can rely on pre-intimacy.

[img]https://media./images/35a9431a963f49c4b87e6102a39b1b51/tenor.gif[/img]

Premiumwriter:
you're obviously stup*d

Yeah, but not as stupid as you are.

The MAN that will be responsible for all these EPISODIC DISPLAYS, must be JOBLESS first.
The OP failed to add that

geez18:
lolz.. Loosen up, babe.

I think I can only let loose completely with my husband...

Avedonn:

Yeah, but not as stupid as you are.

*spits

PrimadonnaO:


I think I can only let loose completely with my husband...

not a bad idea at all. But the writeup is quite humorous, don't you think?

OP just gave us 20 sex styles....indirectly

we'd probably find it a whole lot easier to believe this if the op was a lady

devilmaycry:
All these ones na wash...Nothing pass to send money....

Ya head is there bro!

Premiumwriter:
you're obviously stup*d

He's actually right. Being too nice is a huge turn off to many girls. Makes you less a man, a weakling, a sissy and unattractive. Such folks end up in the friendzone.

geez18:
not a bad idea at all. But the writeup is quite humorous, don't you think?

Lol. Yeah.

Angelina996:
Er, Er, Ercross

I do 99% of this naa.
Oh, I forget to put ZERO before double Nines

Time no dey to do these things

dimexy247:
4. Watching Porn Together



She wants to watch softcore with you. So whenever you found her putting her head on your shoulder when you are working in laptop, just stop working and switch to softcore. Whatever this leads to is definitely your problem.

Not only porn! na Africa magic

Some people get doctorate in sex matters

Everything coreect

jerkins247:

"talk dirty to me"
gutter poto poto...rotten beans...spoil agbalumo baje tomatoes

hahahahahaha.. Your head no correct

How did you get these GIFs?

dimexy247:
3. Make An Erotic Video



They use this stuff to crossover boredom when they are alone. However, you should keep the videos secured as they can be a backfire if you accidentally share them. Please don't come back here crying someone leaked your videos. It's mainly for the matured. Do this at your discretion.

Thunder fire u. Satanic agent

Premiumwriter:
you're obviously stup*d

d thing pain u so much ooooooooo

All you listed are things to do to please a woman . I suggest you rephrase your title. Anyways,REAL MEN don't try to please women. It's rather the other way around.

jerkins247:


"talk dirty to me"

gutter poto poto...rotten beans...spoil agbalumo
baje tomatoes

jerkins you mad bro!!!!

HenryDion:


He's actually right. Being too nice is a huge turn off to many girls. Makes you less a man, a weakling, a sissy and unattractive. Such folks end up in the friendzone.

did the op say you should always hug your girl?

You should learn to be spontaneous. What turns a girl away is not being 'nice', it's being clingy.

Being 'nice' is a pua term and it means guys that sees girls as incorruptible beings, and worship them as though they are better than himself. Not the romantic type.

Better learn the difference. What op wrote up there is 100% correct provided you don't over do them.

Pat081:
d thing pain u so much ooooooooo

Yeah. It pains me to see stupid people wit 10mb data posting trash here.

devilmaycry:
All these ones na wash...Nothing pass to send money....

GBAM!

who gave the op osogbo weed?