A twitter user ask Nigerian youth, your mum just caught you buying condoms reply as a professional liar. See some funny reaction of nigerians below

OK guys what will be yiur reply ?

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Dad sent me.

Oga is that the only one that you have?
Give me 5 different brand, I need it for my practical

They're for a class demonstration on HIV.

Mom would be proud of me. How many guys these days use condom??

Mom. Haba. How can you think I would buy something like this, it is not even my size. Madam, I said Tom-Tom not Condom.

Liliyann:
Oga is that the only one that you have?
Give me 5 different brand, I need it for my practicals

Practical? Let's hope your mum is not grammar sensitive.

Looks like too many people don't know how to lie again.

FYI- A good lie is a excuse that is unravelable and would not lead to worse outcomes.

Like this one-

Ehiscotch:
[s]Mom. Haba. How can you think I would buy something like this, it is not even my size [/s]. Madam, I said Tom-Tom not Condom.

XhosaNostra:
They're for a class demonstration on HIV.

Even you?

I go tell your mama sey u no be virgin again

Lol

We were asked to find out what type of lubricant is used in manufacturing the condom! is it olive oil, red oil, engine oil or Vaseline?

ehn oga the drugs i bought yesterday i found this inside.

Mom knows I'm not a kid. We will both 'bone'

I was advised to buy a pack and keep in school.

Some peeps are smooth crooks you can't catch them cause they have a ready made believable answer to give

our biology teacher asked us to bring it to class 4 practical

With an outstretched hand, Mummy, do you want blowblow

Ok

Ehiscotch:
Mom. Haba. How can you think I would buy something like this, it is not even my size. Madam, I said Tom-Tom not Condom.

Even the inert Buhari will burst this archaic lie

It is for my personal CDS...


Ma.....I am to sensitize some students on how abstainance is better than protection method of controlling unwanted pregnancy and HIV because condoms can tear easily....

I wanted to know what it looks like

Call mom to a corner:
Me: Mom do you know why I bring you here? I don't want the guy selling this condom to hear it.
Mom: No.
Me: Mom did you hear the news? in 2 weeks time, 1 condom will cost N300 due to lack of availabilities of raw materials used in producing condom. I think it's an opportunity to start a lucrative business, you know human can't do without sex on daily basis. so, if a bought one at the rate of N100, imagine what my gain will be in 2 weeks time.
Mom: Wow!!!, how much do you have with you? let me go and withdraw more money.

Me: Mom don't worry, I've order dozens directly from the company.

Mom: I'm proud of you son.

3 Days later

Me: Mom do you know that news I told you about was a fake news spread by hungry bloggers? I have cancel the order this morning.

Mom: nawa o, government should do something about these bloggers before it gets out of hands, that was how a friend of mine told me last week.... bla bla bla

.........

God have mercy upon my soul

This is a type of protection by taking these types of precautionary things to save the lives and health. According to this case study assignment help you can go there and deeply know about their usage and advantages.

Mum I'm buying it for myself I don't want to dive in raw because of STDs. Besides she is a nurse and she has bn giving me condoma for protection since I was young.