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Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Praizeupdates: 5:07pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
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Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Praizeupdates: 5:07pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
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Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Ehiscotch(m): 5:08pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Dad sent me. |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Liliyann(f): 5:10pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Oga is that the only one that you have? Give me 5 different brand, I need it for my practical |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by XhosaNostra(f): 5:11pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
They're for a class demonstration on HIV.
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Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Davash222(m): 5:13pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Mom would be proud of me. How many guys these days use condom?? 1 Like |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Ehiscotch(m): 5:23pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Mom. Haba. How can you think I would buy something like this, it is not even my size. Madam, I said Tom-Tom not Condom. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by blackjack21(m): 5:35pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Liliyann: Practical? Let's hope your mum is not grammar sensitive. Looks like too many people don't know how to lie again. FYI- A good lie is a excuse that is unravelable and would not lead to worse outcomes. Like this one- Ehiscotch: |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Nobody: 5:42pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
XhosaNostra: Even you? I go tell your mama sey u no be virgin again
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Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by gaby(m): 5:45pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Lol |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Deicide: 5:51pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
We were asked to find out what type of lubricant is used in manufacturing the condom! is it olive oil, red oil, engine oil or Vaseline? |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Kenzico(m): 6:00pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by mikejj(m): 7:11pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
ehn oga the drugs i bought yesterday i found this inside. 4 Likes |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Oluwasaeon(m): 7:33pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Mom knows I'm not a kid. We will both 'bone' |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by chloride6: 7:40pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
I was advised to buy a pack and keep in school. |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Olalan(m): 9:01pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Some peeps are smooth crooks you can't catch them cause they have a ready made believable answer to give |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by chibliss212: 9:08pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
our biology teacher asked us to bring it to class 4 practical |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Apination(m): 9:44pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
With an outstretched hand, Mummy, do you want blowblow 3 Likes
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Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by robosky02(m): 9:57pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Ok
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Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by hyfr(m): 1:27am On Jan 06, 2019 |
Ehiscotch:Even the inert Buhari will burst this archaic lie |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Uthman2senior: 10:19am On Jan 06, 2019 |
It is for my personal CDS... Ma.....I am to sensitize some students on how abstainance is better than protection method of controlling unwanted pregnancy and HIV because condoms can tear easily.... |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Agricaddict(m): 10:29am On Jan 06, 2019 |
I wanted to know what it looks like |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Offpoint: 10:51am On Jan 06, 2019 |
Call mom to a corner: Me: Mom do you know why I bring you here? I don't want the guy selling this condom to hear it. Mom: No. Me: Mom did you hear the news? in 2 weeks time, 1 condom will cost N300 due to lack of availabilities of raw materials used in producing condom. I think it's an opportunity to start a lucrative business, you know human can't do without sex on daily basis. so, if a bought one at the rate of N100, imagine what my gain will be in 2 weeks time. Mom: Wow!!!, how much do you have with you? let me go and withdraw more money. Me: Mom don't worry, I've order dozens directly from the company. Mom: I'm proud of you son. 3 Days later Me: Mom do you know that news I told you about was a fake news spread by hungry bloggers? I have cancel the order this morning. Mom: nawa o, government should do something about these bloggers before it gets out of hands, that was how a friend of mine told me last week.... bla bla bla ......... God have mercy upon my soul |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by brenanpookela: 8:30am On Mar 29, 2020 |
This is a type of protection by taking these types of precautionary things to save the lives and health. According to this case study assignment help you can go there and deeply know about their usage and advantages. |
Re: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Everrest9(m): 4:32pm On Mar 29, 2020 |
Mum I'm buying it for myself I don't want to dive in raw because of STDs. Besides she is a nurse and she has bn giving me condoma for protection since I was young. |
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