Now my observation on my schoolmate

* there is a song we use to sing in Assembly in 9JA

higher Higher..
Every day ...
I lift my Jesus higher...
Everyday .... X2

SOME KIDS WERE HIGH ON WEED... Smoking and selling weed is banned in school premises, but some will not hear.
The teacher told us that he is trained in detecting weed smokers and those caught will be suspended.

*Everyone looks and acts matured here, most girls plastered their faces in make up and dressed like they were on a red carpet, will crazy hair styles.

Guys wore chains, rings, ear rings, tattoo , colored hair e. T. C ( I am going to risk my life and see if I can plait my hair without my mom killing me).

* the Hive (lunch room) was filled with kids acting blue film in my front .

* Everyone was speaking the accent,

* I saw some boberisky's or gay's, guys wearing makeup and walking funny

IN CLASS
*when we were asked to introduce ourselves, I said I was a Nigerian immigrant,

* the guys beside me were asking me questions in order to hear my accent ,

* the teacher was telling his life story on how he learnt plumbing at our age started working got married had a son, the company closed down, he decided to go to university when he was 30 to study business but he dropped out because it was boring , he got a job as a coach and this is when he found his passion for teaching, then he went back to school in his mid thirties and became a teacher in prison before he got here...

He then told us not to worry if we don't have a goal yet, that our passion will come later in life..

* in class we were made to take a maths text with the computer and no calculator in order to access our level , I got 98% together with one guy, they didn't expected it , the questions were simple and looked like a junior secondary school 3 or 2 exam in Nigeria

Abeg lemme go and get ready because I need to leave for school in an hour or I'll miss the bus

Nice update!
More sense to ur brains.
Dnt go nd join bad gang, no allow ur peers pressure u.
Use ur head.
If dem do any bad tin, dem go go free based on say na dia home country dem dey. U dnt have dat privilege yet.
Be wise.
Show dem how gifted we are.
Kip it cumin!!

TroublemakerPro:
Now my observation on my schoolmate

* there is a song we use to sing in Assembly in 9JA

higher Higher..
Every day ...
I lift my Jesus higher...
Everyday .... X2

SOME KIDS WERE HIGH ON WEED... Smoking and selling weed is banned in school premises, but some will not hear.
The teacher told us that he is trained in detecting weed smokers and those caught will be suspended.

*Everyone looks and acts matured here, most girls plastered their faces in make up and dressed like they were on a red carpet, will crazy hair styles.

Guys wore chains, rings, ear rings, tattoo , colored hair e. T. C ( I am going to risk my life and see if I can plait my hair without my mom killing me).

* the Hive (lunch room) was filled with kids acting blue film in my front .

* Everyone was speaking the accent,

* I saw some boberisky's or gay's, guys wearing makeup and walking funny

IN CLASS
*when we were asked to introduce ourselves, I said I was a Nigerian immigrant,

* the guys beside me were asking me questions in order to hear my accent ,

* the teacher was telling his life story on how he learnt plumbing at our age started working got married had a son, the company closed down, he decided to go to university when he was 30 to study business but he dropped out because it was boring , he got a job as a coach and this is when he found his passion for teaching, then he went back to school in his mid thirties and became a teacher in prison before he got here...

He then told us not to worry if we don't have a goal yet, that our passion will come later in life..

* in class we were made to take a maths text with the computer and no calculator in order to access our level , I got 98% together with one guy, they didn't expected it , the questions were simple and looked like a junior secondary school 3 or 2 exam in Nigeria

Abeg lemme go and get ready because I need to leave for school in an hour or I'll miss the bus

I got two nephews over there 12 & 10, the way my bro raised them is cool but I think I will advice him to send them down for secondary education then they go back for college, the second guy is even okay but that first one we are hoping he won't join gang cos hes already a 6 footer with childish character

TroublemakerPro:
Now my observation on my schoolmate

* there is a song we use to sing in Assembly in 9JA

higher Higher..
Every day ...
I lift my Jesus higher...
Everyday .... X2

SOME KIDS WERE HIGH ON WEED... Smoking and selling weed is banned in school premises, but some will not hear.
The teacher told us that he is trained in detecting weed smokers and those caught will be suspended.

*Everyone looks and acts matured here, most girls plastered their faces in make up and dressed like they were on a red carpet, will crazy hair styles.

Guys wore chains, rings, ear rings, tattoo , colored hair e. T. C ( I am going to risk my life and see if I can plait my hair without my mom killing me).

* the Hive (lunch room) was filled with kids acting blue film in my front .

* Everyone was speaking the accent,

* I saw some boberisky's or gay's, guys wearing makeup and walking funny

IN CLASS
*when we were asked to introduce ourselves, I said I was a Nigerian immigrant,

* the guys beside me were asking me questions in order to hear my accent ,

* the teacher was telling his life story on how he learnt plumbing at our age started working got married had a son, the company closed down, he decided to go to university when he was 30 to study business but he dropped out because it was boring , he got a job as a coach and this is when he found his passion for teaching, then he went back to school in his mid thirties and became a teacher in prison before he got here...

He then told us not to worry if we don't have a goal yet, that our passion will come later in life..

* in class we were made to take a maths text with the computer and no calculator in order to access our level , I got 98% together with one guy, they didn't expected it , the questions were simple and looked like a junior secondary school 3 or 2 exam in Nigeria

Abeg lemme go and get ready because I need to leave for school in an hour or I'll miss the bus

Cool update, I see myself in Canada after my service year.

TroublemakerPro:
Now my observation on my schoolmate

* there is a song we use to sing in Assembly in 9JA

higher Higher..
Every day ...
I lift my Jesus higher...
Everyday .... X2

SOME KIDS WERE HIGH ON WEED... Smoking and selling weed is banned in school premises, but some will not hear.
The teacher told us that he is trained in detecting weed smokers and those caught will be suspended.

*Everyone looks and acts matured here, most girls plastered their faces in make up and dressed like they were on a red carpet, will crazy hair styles.

Guys wore chains, rings, ear rings, tattoo , colored hair e. T. C ( I am going to risk my life and see if I can plait my hair without my mom killing me).

* the Hive (lunch room) was filled with kids acting blue film in my front .

* Everyone was speaking the accent,

* I saw some boberisky's or gay's, guys wearing makeup and walking funny

IN CLASS
*when we were asked to introduce ourselves, I said I was a Nigerian immigrant,

* the guys beside me were asking me questions in order to hear my accent ,

* the teacher was telling his life story on how he learnt plumbing at our age started working got married had a son, the company closed down, he decided to go to university when he was 30 to study business but he dropped out because it was boring , he got a job as a coach and this is when he found his passion for teaching, then he went back to school in his mid thirties and became a teacher in prison before he got here...

He then told us not to worry if we don't have a goal yet, that our passion will come later in life..

* in class we were made to take a maths text with the computer and no calculator in order to access our level , I got 98% together with one guy, they didn't expected it , the questions were simple and looked like a junior secondary school 3 or 2 exam in Nigeria

Abeg lemme go and get ready because I need to leave for school in an hour or I'll miss the bus

Nice narrative.


Now listen biko, Dan Allah, ejoor, mbok, pls do not join bad gang. Pls don't do anything to your hair na, leave it the way it is pls. Pls do not be caught in the circle of those weird kids you just described...reading about those gangs just flashed my memory back to late kid Damilola Taylor, may his soul rest in peace...I would never forget reading about him in one of the dailies years ago.

Yes, I am saying it like you were my kid bro...the Nigerian in me won't just keep mute over those kids you just described...you could be in harms way associating with kids like that. Pls stay safe for us. Make us proud. Make Nigeria proud as well. May God be with you.

Congratulations boy on your Mathematical achievement.

Cheers...

EasternDamsel4:


Nice narrative.


Now listen biko, Dan Allah, ejoor, mbok, pls do not join bad gang. Pls don't do anything to your hair na, leave it the way it is pls. Pls do not be caught in the circle of those weird kids you just described...reading about those gangs just flashed my memory back to late kid Damilola Taylor, may his soul rest in peace...I would never forget reading about him in one of the dailies years ago.

Yes, I am saying it like you were my kid bro...the Nigerian in me won't just keep mute over those kids you just described...you could be in harms way associating with kids like that. Pls stay safe for us. Make us proud. Make Nigeria proud as well. May God be with you.

Congratulations boy on your Mathematical achievement.

Cheers...

No I won't join bro thanks for the advice.
I am a good boy,
Moreover even if you are an tout or agbero, once you realize that most Nigerians are struggling to get in your shoes and have this opportunity, you will turn to
wole Soyinka by force

The weather forecast predict snow next week.
I pray it happens I want to touch snow

TroublemakerPro:
The weather forecast predict snow next week.
I pray it happens I want to touch snow

You wanna touch snow??!!!
So all the cold you've been talking about no snow and you "wanted to freeze"

Now you're waiting for snow, you might end up begging the snow to go, lol.

Disclaimer: I've not been out of the 5 walls of this country but this is based on what I've read online

TroublemakerPro:


Don't worry
I used that Monica because I wanted to imitate Nwamaikpe but later realized that his IQ and madness is on another level

LMAO. Don't disrespect the legend of Nwamaikpe

TroublemakerPro:


i asked my dad that same question and he said since he has been here for 14 years and he has not seen low current talkless of taking light seff, though there is possibility of power outage for cases of maintenance but warning will be issued like a week ahead because sudden blackout can lead to death
elevators shutting down with people inside , incubators in the hospital going out e.t.c

see people wey get papa. Not like my useless father.. The boy is growing into something great regardless.

KendrickAyomide:
see people wey get papa. Not like my useless father.. The boy is growing into something great regardless.

Take it easy on Pa

KendrickAyomide:
see people wey get papa. Not like my useless father.. The boy is growing into something great regardless.

Hope you are also hustling hard so your children will not drag your life outside like this

InvestorO:


Hope you are also hustling hard so your children will not drag your life outside like this

i sold my sleep for the Benjamins


Now i am not concerned about his lack of financial contributions. At least still show face

Olalekank:

You wanna touch snow??!!!
So all the cold you've been talking about no snow and you "wanted to freeze"

Now you're waiting for snow, you might end up begging the snow to go, lol.

Disclaimer: I've not been out of the 5 walls of this country but this is based on what I've read online

Lol. It is not that bad, and people don't stay outdoors like that when it is snowing.

The amount of heater in my residence sef is enough to fry dodo! Lol

Lexusgs430:


All hospitals have standby generators, that kicks in within 10 seconds of power outage .....

Lexusgs430 my London G. It's been a while on here. Haven't heard from Safiaa, UkMigrant, Safiaa‘s online crush (can't remember his moniker), RalphLauren

BRAINNY:


This one weak me. You cracked me up really hard. I'll be leaving for Scotland too by Mid January for a postgraduate programme. Only one thing though, the cold.

Congrats. That's cool.
What course then?

TroublemakerPro:
Now my observation on my schoolmate

* there is a song we use to sing in Assembly in 9JA

higher Higher..
Every day ...
I lift my Jesus higher...
Everyday .... X2

SOME KIDS WERE HIGH ON WEED... Smoking and selling weed is banned in school premises, but some will not hear.
The teacher told us that he is trained in detecting weed smokers and those caught will be suspended.

*Everyone looks and acts matured here, most girls plastered their faces in make up and dressed like they were on a red carpet, will crazy hair styles.

Guys wore chains, rings, ear rings, tattoo , colored hair e. T. C ( I am going to risk my life and see if I can plait my hair without my mom killing me).

* the Hive (lunch room) was filled with kids acting blue film in my front .

* Everyone was speaking the accent,

* I saw some boberisky's or gay's, guys wearing makeup and walking funny

IN CLASS
*when we were asked to introduce ourselves, I said I was a Nigerian immigrant,

* the guys beside me were asking me questions in order to hear my accent ,

* the teacher was telling his life story on how he learnt plumbing at our age started working got married had a son, the company closed down, he decided to go to university when he was 30 to study business but he dropped out because it was boring , he got a job as a coach and this is when he found his passion for teaching, then he went back to school in his mid thirties and became a teacher in prison before he got here...

He then told us not to worry if we don't have a goal yet, that our passion will come later in life..

* in class we were made to take a maths text with the computer and no calculator in order to access our level , I got 98% together with one guy, they didn't expected it , the questions were simple and looked like a junior secondary school 3 or 2 exam in Nigeria


Abeg lemme go and get ready because I need to leave for school in an hour or I'll miss the bus

Sure guy. Show them how proficient we Nigerians are in academics, sports etc. Next time, abeg try score 100%.

I've said it to myself that when I get to the US for my masters program nothing on this planet can stop me from being the best. I never see am.

TroublemakerPro:
First impression of school in UK.

*CULTURE SHOCK IS REAL OOOOO

* The teachers were extremely nice and ready to help when they heard I was an immigrant.

* over here (college) it's either you call your teachers sir or ma, or by their first name, I was shocked when 16 and 18 yr olds were calling a 50 year old man TOM.
AHH the thing pain me small.

*the class was pretty advanced with a computer for each student and another big one for the teacher to use as a board,

* the school has like 8 ish story building.

*There are cameras everywhere (except the toilet)

*there is a library with books and computers too but most people use it to check social media instead of reading.

* table soccer, poker table and table tennis is available. (i wanted to trash some people in table tennis but I humbled myself)

* KFC, Starbucks , MacDonald e.t.c is available

* there are elevators ( but I'm taking the stairs I need to lose some chicken weight )

* a place to smoke ( stay with me)

* couches to chill with your lover ( words from their mouth)

* kitchens, labs, e. T. C

And that is for the building I'm on because the school has 3 building s of the same size

I still don't believe that it's free.

I'LL DISCUSS ABOUT THE OYIBO CLASSMATE SOON BELOW

Chai. See better country with good settings.

TroublemakerPro:
First impression of school in UK.

*CULTURE SHOCK IS REAL OOOOO

* The teachers were extremely nice and ready to help when they heard I was an immigrant.

* over here (college) it's either you call your teachers sir or ma, or by their first name, I was shocked when 16 and 18 yr olds were calling a 50 year old man TOM.
AHH the thing pain me small.

*the class was pretty advanced with a computer for each student and another big one for the teacher to use as a board,

* the school has like 8 ish story building.

*There are cameras everywhere (except the toilet)

*there is a library with books and computers too but most people use it to check social media instead of reading.

* table soccer, poker table and table tennis is available. (i wanted to trash some people in table tennis but I humbled myself)

* KFC, Starbucks , MacDonald e.t.c is available

* there are elevators ( but I'm taking the stairs I need to lose some chicken weight )

* a place to smoke ( stay with me)

* couches to chill with your lover ( words from their mouth)

* kitchens, labs, e. T. C

And that is for the building I'm on because the school has 3 building s of the same size

I still don't believe that it's free.

I'LL DISCUSS ABOUT THE OYIBO CLASSMATE SOON BELOW

Nothing is free.....taxes and govt funding pays for schooling . Good governance ensures that.

So are you tin 6th form college?

stealthtiger:


Sure guy. Show them how proficient we Nigerians are in academics, sports etc. Next time, abeg try score 100%.

I've said it to myself that when I get to the US for my masters program nothing on this planet can stop me from being the best. I never see am.

My teacher told me today that most Africans are eager to learn when they school abroad because of the value of education we have.

I am not saying that the white are dumb though

They decide what they want to be and work towards it, not everyone is fighting for the last available spot in university to be a doctor, or engineer.

I decided that I will study computer science I'm uni when I was in Nigeria but when I read some thread on nairaland talking about how they only teach you about computers and ancient programming language I changed to medicine.

But now that I am in a place where if I graduate I will be able to create AI (artificial intelligence) , apps, be an expert in cybersecurity and hacking , game creation, e.t.c. and have a job in any industry ( business, tech, food, textile e.t.c

GOD WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF I WASTE THE CREDIT HE USED TO CALL ME

salsera:



Nothing is free.....taxes and govt funding pays for schooling . Good governance ensures that.

So are you tin 6th form college?

College

And you are right it's taxpayers money

TroublemakerPro:


My teacher told me today that most Africans are eager to learn when they school abroad because of the value of education we have.

I am not saying that the white are dumb though

They decide what they want to be and work towards it, not everyone is fighting for the last available spot in university to be a doctor, or engineer.

I decided that I will study computer science I'm uni when I was in Nigeria but when I read some thread on nairaland talking about how they only teach you about computers and ancient programming language I changed to medicine.

But now that I am in a place where if I graduate I will be able to create AI (artificial intelligence) , apps, be an expert in cybersecurity and hacking , game creation, e.t.c. and have a job in any industry ( business, tech, food, textile e.t.c

GOD WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF I WASTE THE CREDIT HE USED TO CALL ME

So true

Let me some things with you guys...

I got closer to my classmates today and I was shocked on how 16, 17 and 18 year old were carrying bia bia.
One guy that I like calling Jesus because of his long hair and beards is 17 chai 17..

I also noticed that phone addiction is real.
In the bus everyone is on the phone
At school
In class
Walking on the road.

Steve Jobs ( one of the inventor of the I phone) would be crying for them wherever he is now.


I met a Nigerian when going to school today.
He looked like fashola, and he was struggling to operate his iPhone, he asked for help and and when he heard my accent he smiled and said '' you can't greet abi Burger has occupy the space ''
Then he started advicing and telling me his life story in Yoruba even though I don't know him and he don't know me, I cant say all but here are some highlights

*his son is a nurse in the UK and his daughter owns a hair salon in America
*he came last 2 year
*he is not working because his children promised to provide everything for him and I should do the same to my parents
*his wife just got her visa and will be her soon

That's all for now I have to go and pray for Liverpool match tomorrow before I sleep bye

.

TroublemakerPro:

* I won't be able to start school till September so I am taking an apprenticeship course in college starting from today.

I guessed as much. Also with regards to starting school in september, I'm sure someone will correct me If I am wrong but I think you'll pay Tuition fees(Not much) if you are 19+ going into Year One in college. It was that way during my time anyways.

What's the plan for next year, Alevels or BTEC?

chic2pimp:


I guessed as much. Also with regards to starting school in september, I'm sure someone will correct me If I am wrong but I think you'll pay Tuition fees(Not much) if you are 19+ going into Year One in college. It was that way during my time anyways.

What's the plan for next year, Alevels or BTEC?

I don't think so maybe you pay for a level exams though
I am not sure but it's only in university that you have to pay ( by cash or fund by the bank).


And please were you born there or did you travel out?

TroublemakerPro:
Let me some things with you guys...

I got closer to my classmates today and I was shocked on how 16, 17 and 18 year old were carrying bia bia.
One guy that I like calling Jesus because of his long hair and beards is 17 chai 17..

I also noticed that phone addiction is real.
In the bus everyone is on the phone
At school
In class
Walking on the road.

Steve Jobs ( one of the inventor of the I phone) would be crying for them wherever he is now.


I met a Nigerian when going to school today.
He looked like fashola, and he was struggling to operate his iPhone, he asked for help and and when he heard my accent he smiled and said '' you can't greet abi Burger has occupy the space ''
Then he started advicing and telling me his life story in Yoruba even though I don't know him and he don't know me, I cant say all but here are some highlights

*his son is a nurse in the UK and his daughter owns a hair salon in America
*he came last 2 year
*he is not working because his children promised to provide everything for him and I should do the same to my parents
*his wife just got her visa and will be her soon

That's all for now I have to go and pray for Liverpool match tomorrow before I sleep bye

.

Fan of Liverpool??

TroublemakerPro:


I don't think so maybe you pay for a level exams though
I am not sure but it's only in university that you have to pay ( by cash or fund by the bank).


And please were you born there or did you travel out?

Here you go. I was sure my mind was not playing any funny tricks on me.

"If you're under 19 years old on 31 August before you enrol on your course, and you're taking a full- or part-time course funded by the Education Funding Agency, you don't have to pay tuition fees. However, if you're taking your course at a private college, you may be asked to pay a fee"


Born and Partially raised there(I say partially as I spent a good amount of time in Naija)

3KINGZ18:

Fan of Liverpool??

Yes bro

3KINGZ18:

Fan of Liverpool??

.
Yes bro

Guy gist us small nah. En don tey wey u show us pics.

TroublemakerPro:


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Yes bro

YNWA

3KINGZ18:

YNWA

See this one, you dey here oga?