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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 2:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
TRUTH from who!? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Is it the TRUTH that's based on whatever you think as well as whatever someone in another place assumed? wink wink wink
Here's a test for you. Please answer the 2 questions above.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 2:16pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
It's a confirmed PROPHECY in God's word but JWs will remain by then and all of you (including those whose religion you've extinguished) will start hunting for JWs. Behold i've told you! wink wink wink
Prophecies are not confirmed until they come to pass, and until that time, you're just scaremongering. It may work on silly kids, but we are all grown up here.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 2:58pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
It's a confirmed PROPHECY in God's word but JWs will remain by then and all of you (including those whose religion you've extinguished) will start hunting for JWs. Behold i've told you! wink wink wink

Hunt you for what? Una go turn to rabbit or lion? LMAO!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

Here's a test for you. Please answer the 2 questions above.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

Prophecies are not confirmed until they come to pass, and until that time, you're just scaremongering. It may work on silly kids, but we are all grown up here.
That's the main reason why you should know if it because it is gradually fulfilling and we're witnessing it but since individuals like you knew nothing about it,you'll assume it's just another part of our FAIRY TALES.
Meanwhile fervent JWs are happier than ever before as we're seeing Jesus' prophecy fulfilling in our time,and we're prepared as we keep praying for more of the prophecies to be fulfilled.
The HUNTING is the last sign that will occur before Jesus comes to avenge the blood of His friends, before then let's get to work,you keep recruiting more soldiers for ATHEISM while i keep recruiting more soldiers for Christ. Since you don't buy the spirit thing you'll think of physical weapons (to kill the body) but we will rely on spiritual weapons to capture souls!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 14, 2019
LordReed:


Hunt you for what? Una go turn to rabbit or lion? LMAO!
When that time comes,just remember Tatime and if you feel like rendering your conscience dead it's OK. But you will remember i told you,when people you've recruited for ATHEISM start hunting for PEACE LOVING and DEFENSELESS JWs! wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by najib632(m): 3:29pm On Jan 14, 2019
frosbel2:
Talking Donkey - Hee Haw did it say ?

Talking Snake - sssssssssssssss into English ? You must be loony

Muhammad and the flying donkey - If you believe this you need to be flogged

Talking ants - Yeah right

Walking on water - Defies the law of physics

Trinity - this one is more complex than Arithmetic . 1+1+1 = 1 grin

Hell fire - eternal roasting with the everlasting smell of burning rotten flesh - yuck

Pray without medicine for healing - write your will before you do and let us have your life insurance details

1 Million species of animals into one giant Noah boat - ? Are you serious ? Do you also believe in Ali Baba and the flying carpet ? SMH

If you drink poison , you will not be hurt - Oya Christian gals and girls who is the first to test this ? Please let someone video it for us cheesy

You will pick up a snake ( preferable black mamba ) and it will not bite you - Again please try this and let someone video it
Prophet's can speak to animals not us normal humans. Allah gives them miracles and signs, so that we might believe their message. Some prophets are given more miracles than others. Please don't mock prophet Suleiman he's among the prophets that prophesied the coming of Muhammad S.A.W, but the devil will always misguide those without an open mind and those who are negligent.

Muhammad S.A.W. definately went to Jerusalem then to the heavens on an animal called buraq, it's an animal that looked like a mule, it was smaller than a horse and slightly bigger than a mule. I hope you have read the complete story before coming her to criticise it.

Jesus A.S. is a spirit directly Allah, he's birth is more miraculous than him walking on water and reviving the dead, moulding animals from clay and breathing unto them. He was the prophet with the most miacles but the Israelites, still disbelieved in him and plotted to kill him, until he was rescued by Allah.

In Islam taking medicine is not a must only if the severity of the sickness will hinder you from worshipping Allah. Because in Islam we have to do our utmost best and protect our monotheism in our hearts, so we have to believe Allah is the one who cures all sickness so the scholars gave us a very good method of preserving what's in our hearts by praying to Allah before taking medicine, but it is not a must so you can't force someone to take drugs if he doesn't want to, of he dies from this it is the will of Allah as humans and jinns just have a choice, no matter how arrogant we might seem we don't have a will only a choice, we all have a destiny which we make choices from.

Trinity is definitely false and an Insult to the Majesty of Allah the great, the majestic and the all powerful.

The hell fire is definately real and it's official guests are the wicked, the arrogant, the hypocrites and the rebellious disbelivers but the immoral have reservations too. It's place the eye doesn't want to see and definately not a place for the body to be in, but you believe in Paradise and not hell?

Yes Noah did it you can browse the documentry for that and you'll see how large the boat was.

You will definitely die from poisoning with the permission of Allah only. The prophet Muhammad S.A.W died from poisoning from one of his neighbours who was a Jew she poisonned the soup she brought to him eat, at this time the Qur'an was completed and there was already enough wisdom for the Muslims and angel Jibril revised the Qur'an with him twice in the month of ramadan year 632 AD 10 AH, imagine,... he spared the woman and the woman and told her to leave after him and his compsnion questined her and discovered what she did if she didn't become a muslim May Allah curse her.

I don't know about snake picking but I know that mostly it's trained people who can do that, but nothing is impossible by the permission of Allah.

It was the devil that possessed the serpent and he used it to penetrate the gate. Eve didn't witness tge kind of hatred the devil had for them so he prived on her naivety and deceived her and she the used her feminine charm on Adam which caused them to be kicked out of the garden of Eden.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 3:55pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:

The HUNTING is the last sign that will occur before Jesus comes to avenge the blood of His friends, before then let's get to work,you keep recruiting more soldiers for ATHEISM while i keep recruiting more soldiers for Christ. Since you don't buy the spirit thing you'll think of physical weapons (to kill the body) but we will rely on spiritual weapons to capture souls!
How did you conclude that it is you that is recruiting people for Christ? It is you that is recruiting to atheism! Or have you discarded your own definition of atheist which I've asked you to post twice you never bothered, Tatime, tell the truth and let Satan die, has buda touched your body and not your Spirit?
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 4:08pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
When that time comes,just remember Tatime and if you feel like rendering your conscience dead it's OK. But you will remember i told you,when people you've recruited for ATHEISM start hunting for PEACE LOVING and DEFENSELESS JWs! wink wink wink

LMFAO! This is just so funny on so many levels its unbelievable. LMFAO!

The time will only come in your dreams.

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

How did you conclude that it is you that is recruiting people for Christ? It is you that is recruiting to atheism! Or have you discarded your own definition of atheist which I've asked you to post twice you never bothered, Tatime, tell the truth and let Satan die, has buda touched your body and not your Spirit?
It's not me alone but JWs throughout the earth are zealously recruiting soldiers for Christ.
You answered my questions regarding what Jesus taught as recorded in the Bible and if you want to be sincere, you can crosscheck which of all the religion claiming Christians is doing fine in what you said!
Atheism i've defined several times but you've not scored me any marks. I'll do it again "it's simply the faculty that abhors the habit of mind controlling" period! wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
LordReed:


LMFAO! This is just so funny on so many levels its unbelievable. LMFAO!

The time will only come in your dreams.
Well let's wait and see! wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:29pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
When that time comes,just remember Tatime and if you feel like rendering your conscience dead it's OK. But you will remember i told you,when people you've recruited for ATHEISM start hunting for PEACE LOVING and DEFENSELESS JWs! wink wink wink
Lord, I wonder if there's any record of schizoidism amongsts JWs, it might explain Tatime with his "the atheists are coming to get me". As of 2018, [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Jehovah%27s_Witnesses?wprov=sfla1]Jehovah's Witnesses[/url] reported a monthly average membership of approximately 8.36 million actively involved in preaching, with a peak of 8.58 million, 0.001 of the population of the earth! I wonder why Ta thinks he's so important atheist will leave the millions of other like them people and focus on just him. Might it be a very inflated sense of his self or just a dead conscience? The "PEACE LOVING" are blessed, they are never hunted unless one's God is a dead God!

Tatime spirit and conscience, you are got already. Speak only truth!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:32pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:

Atheism i've defined several times but you've not scored me any marks. I'll do it again "it's simply the faculty that abhors the habit of mind controlling" period! wink wink wink
At last. Thank you. Just so I'm ensured I get you right. If I do not like my mind controlled, I am an atheist. Is that correct?
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 4:34pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
Well let's wait and see! wink wink wink

LMFAO! How long? When we are dead and in the grave with no more knowledge of the world? LMFAO!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

Lord, I wonder if there's any record of schizoidism amongsts JWs, it might explain Tatime with his "the atheists are coming to get me". As of 2018, [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Jehovah%27s_Witnesses?wprov=sfla1]Jehovah's Witnesses[/url] reported a monthly average membership of approximately 8.36 million actively involved in preaching, with a peak of 8.58 million, 0.001 of the population of the earth! I wonder why Ta thinks he's so important atheist will leave the millions of other like them people and focus on just him. Might it be a very inflated sense of his self or just a dead conscience? The "PEACE LOVING" are blessed, they are never hunted unless one's God is a dead God!

Tatime spirit and conscience, you are got already. Speak only truth!

It sounds unimaginably stupid right? Well that's what FAITH can mean for you,we read about many strange things that sounds impossible in the Bible but when we're seeing it happening gradually we tremble before the author of the Bible! so when it does happens as in for REAL what will you do? cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

At last. Thank you. Just so I'm ensured I get you right. If I do not like my mind controlled, I am an atheist. Is that correct?
EXCELLENT! Please my score.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jan 14, 2019
LordReed:


LMFAO! How long? When we are dead and in the grave with no more knowledge of the world? LMFAO!
Well keep doing what is good and virtuous for now!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:45pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
It sounds unimaginably stupid right? Well that's what FAITH can mean for you,we read about many strange things that sounds impossible in the Bible but when we're seeing it happening gradually we tremble before the author of the Bible! so when it does happens as in for REAL what will you do? cheesy cheesy cheesy
I rejoiced that I had the eyes to see it, the intellect to comprehend it and I became absolutely honest with myself.

Tatime, tell me again, what do you do?
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 4:52pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
EXCELLENT! Please my score.
That was homework. And you submitted it late! The score comes at the end of the test. Remind me.

This is question 1a,

If the mind is not controlled, how does it function?
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 6:09pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

Lord, I wonder if there's any record of schizoidism amongsts JWs, it might explain Tatime with his "the atheists are coming to get me". As of 2018, [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Jehovah%27s_Witnesses?wprov=sfla1]Jehovah's Witnesses[/url] reported a monthly average membership of approximately 8.36 million actively involved in preaching, with a peak of 8.58 million, 0.001 of the population of the earth! I wonder why Ta thinks he's so important atheist will leave the millions of other like them people and focus on just him. Might it be a very inflated sense of his self or just a dead conscience? The "PEACE LOVING" are blessed, they are never hunted unless one's God is a dead God!

Tatime spirit and conscience, you are got already. Speak only truth!


I doubt there is any major religious sect that hasn't had schism. JWs had a big one when CR Taze died and when some of their prophecies failed to come to pass. Now they are very careful of giving dates so the so called prophecies are always in perpetuity. This "hunt" TATIME is talking about will probably not be given a date so that they can either claim it is yet to happen or it happened in the spiritual realm like they retconned some of their failed prophecies. LMFAO!

TATIME is a #humblebrag -er. He loves to humbly show off how special he is. LMFAO!

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 6:34pm On Jan 14, 2019
LordReed:


I doubt there is any major religious sect that hasn't had schism. JWs had a big one when CR Taze died and when some of their prophecies failed to come to pass. Now they are very careful of giving dates so the so called prophecies are always in perpetuity. This "hunt" TATIME is talking about will probably not be given a date so that they can either claim it is yet to happen or it happened in the spiritual realm like they retconned some of their failed prophecies. LMFAO!

TATIME is a #humblebrag -er. He loves to humbly show off how special he is. LMFAO!
Tatime, read about Charles Taze Russell. He owned a publishing firm that sold tracts, social media of his day.
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by ChiefAzubuike(f): 8:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
They condemn other worshippers for worshipping objects like statues , stones etc they can touch and see not knowing that they are even worse for worshipping an imaginary God up there they can't see nor touch .

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Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

That was homework. And you submitted it late! The score comes at the end of the test. Remind me.

This is question 1a,

If the mind is not controlled, how does it function?

There is NO mind that's absolutely free from control, it only depends on the likes,dislikes, hobbies and motivations in the heart of every intelligent being!
People do choose role models and they'll wish they're a perfect replica of their chosen models,it's only common amongst the insanes that you'll find it difficult to RECOGNISE the other person controlling their minds,but as regards the sane ones their is someone somewhere controlling their minds,some do feel proud to mention such person publicly and others do pretend!
As for TRUE Christians our minds are controlled by all the thoughts, words and actions we read about Jesus of Nazareth!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 14, 2019
LordReed:


I doubt there is any major religious sect that hasn't had schism. JWs had a big one when CR Taze died and when some of their prophecies failed to come to pass. Now they are very careful of giving dates so the so called prophecies are always in perpetuity. This "hunt" TATIME is talking about will probably not be given a date so that they can either claim it is yet to happen or it happened in the spiritual realm like they retconned some of their failed prophecies. LMFAO!

TATIME is a #humblebrag -er. He loves to humbly show off how special he is. LMFAO!
That was then my friend, it's 100 years today that Charles died but as the young man from Nazareth RIGHTLY said, if the tree planted is from a bad seed it will definitely grow,germinate and start yielding bad fruits. Russell is dead today but over 8million JWs across the globe actively doing fine in virtuous deeds are proof of the fact that Russell actually sow a FINE seed! wink wink wink
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jan 14, 2019
^^^


JW arguing since 100 Years - cheesy
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 9:33pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
There is NO mind that's absolutely free from control, it only depends on the likes,dislikes, hobbies and motivations in the heart of every intelligent being!
People do choose role models and they'll wish they're a perfect replica of their chosen models,it's only common amongst the insanes that you'll find it difficult to RECOGNISE the other person controlling their minds,but as regards the sane ones their is someone somewhere controlling their minds,some do feel proud to mention such person publicly and others do pretend!
As for TRUE Christians our minds are controlled by all the thoughts, words and actions we read about Jesus of Nazareth!
How do you know this Tatime? How do you know that "there is NO mind that's absolutely free from control"?
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by LordReed(m): 9:33pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
That was then my friend, it's 100 years today that Charles died but as the young man from Nazareth RIGHTLY said, if the tree planted is from a bad seed it will definitely grow,germinate and start yielding bad fruits. Russell is dead today but over 8million JWs across the globe actively doing fine in virtuous deeds are proof of the fact that Russell actually sow a FINE seed! wink wink wink

#humblebrag

LMFAO!
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:37pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

Tatime, read about Charles Taze Russell. He owned a publishing firm that sold tracts, social media of his day.
Story! Story!! Story!!! My friends. What is the end result of their efforts back then? Russell and his colleagues over 100 years ago never wanted to establish yet another religious group in addition to the already existing ones of their time. Their main goal is to fish out which of all those groups is PRACTICING what Jesus actually laid down,but since they can't find any and the existing ones insisted on their old traditional way of worship, the Bible students (as they were called by then) continued meeting together as a group. Today that group has become a global family of over 8million members from different race.
Please let's watch and see what becomes of ATHEISM in the next 20 years,after all there is NO mind controlling amongst you only rules that's agreed upon right? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

How do you know this Tatime? How do you know that "there is NO mind that's absolutely free from control"?
Humans aren't comfortable in isolation,because we like relating with other intelligent beings of our choice so 90% of us are proud to tell others about our role model while the remaining 10% are either shy or still searching for the perfect model of their choice! wink wink wink
It's only the insane that are carefree in this regard! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 9:55pm On Jan 14, 2019
LordReed:


#humblebrag

LMFAO!
Oro pa esi je! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by budaatum: 9:55pm On Jan 14, 2019
TATIME:
Humans aren't comfortable in isolation,because we like relating with other intelligent beings of our choice so 90% of us are proud to tell others about our role model while the remaining 10% are either shy or still searching for the perfect model of their choice! wink wink wink
It's only the insane that are carefree in this regard! cheesy cheesy cheesy
How do you know this?
Re: Crazy Things That Religious People Believe - Add Yours by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 14, 2019
budaatum:

How do you know this?
By carefully observing SPEECHES, EXPRESSIONS and WORSHIPS of intelligent creatures in my neighborhood! wink wink wink

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