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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Atewo400(m): 8:57am On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:ogbeni u are the most deluded person av seen in this world it seems u av exchanged ur reasoning faculty fur fairy tales ride on zombies on ur back 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:58am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Atewo400: I actually disagree. With monikers like winner01, kingebukasblog, 4evergod, sciencewatch, anas09, felixomor etc his level of delusion is still very much elementary. 3 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Martinez39(m): 9:06am On Feb 15, 2019 |
GeneralShepherd:What?! So you people can recognise this fallacy yet you guys are often guilty of it. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by LordReed(m): 9:24am On Feb 15, 2019 |
hahn: Well I am glad you and I are not among their number. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Atewo400(m): 9:27am On Feb 15, 2019 |
hahn: THANKS for the correction but don't forget I said "av seen" 3 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by LordReed(m): 9:29am On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr: hahn: No wonder. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Dantedasz(m): 10:05am On Feb 15, 2019 |
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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by GeneralShepherd(m): 10:10am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Martinez39: Who are you people? Did I identify myself as anything? |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:12am On Feb 15, 2019 |
It is one thing leaving atheism for a plain belief in God and the principles of right living which people like me adhere to ;but to leave atheism for Jesus despite all evidence to the contrary , suggests to me that you are either in your very early youth and therefore permeable to every doctrinal trash they throw out there, or that you have a fear of the unknown or have encountered a problem that requires the spiritual. Well , my advice to you is that for your own sanity and health, believe in God like I do but be simple, honest and sincere. Going down the Jesus rabbit hole has ruined countless lives , especially the Pentecostal Jesus. You don't have to go through what I went through from the age of 19 to decades later with lots and lots of regrets. Christianity is just plain white man paganism and not designed for the well being of the black race. 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 11:03am On Feb 15, 2019 |
hahn:My most favorite detective in all of the whole entire planet. As you can see i'm yet the first moniker to comment on the moniker michellekabod1 confirmation thread of the this testimony. So my favorite detective, going by your analogy with respect to my moniker being the first to comment on this thread, if you don't arrive at the same conclusion that i'm yet the owner of that moniker michellekabod1, then that would be the final nail on the coffin on the attempts of the likes of you here to disprove the truth that a God zombie is a googolplex times better than y'all Satan zombies combined. #fakedetective
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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:10am On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Come jesusjnr ave u ever used hashtag before Which kind hashtag be this? |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 11:13am On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:Come on jujusugar why remain on a sinking ship? #Hashtagsfollowwewedon'tfollowhashtags |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hopefulLandlord: 11:14am On Feb 15, 2019 |
1Sharon:preach sister, preach to these sinners who keep worshipping impastas out of ignorance 1 Like |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hopefulLandlord: 11:15am On Feb 15, 2019 |
bobowaja: waiting for this too |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:15am On Feb 15, 2019 |
johnydon22:Never gets old bruv .... Its a play on the absurdity of the believe in a deity without solid evidence.... If you're allowed to push your god beyond human understanding and make him unfalsifiable...... Why can't I do the same with my FSM?...... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:18am On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Am I the only one raising my eyebrows at these hashtags? Clearly someone has never used twitter in his life 1 Like
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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by tintingz(m): 11:20am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Zither:Fallacy. 1 Like |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by tintingz(m): 11:22am On Feb 15, 2019 |
1Sharon:Don't delve into fallacies. She might actually be an atheist, don't project what you don't know. I'm an atheist FYI. |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:22am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Zither:YHWH was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when the FSM was creating the universe. He is called all sorts of names because christians feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion. Without delusion, christianity(and really all religion) goes into extinction. This is why when I discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the glory of the FSM, I discarded the life of christianity for a much abundant life of meaning. cc. 1Sharon 6 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by tintingz(m): 11:23am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Zither:What is the purpose and meaning of being a Christian? |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hopefulLandlord: 11:24am On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar: Jonnydon22 thinks FSM is a clichéd joke? I hope he takes it all back before leaving this earth. I hope he falls on his knees and ask for forgiveness for this terrible sin of blasphemy he committed against FSM before its too late. its one thing to blaspheme imaginary and useless gods like Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu etc. its another to blaspheme the one true God FSM, the God responsible for one drawing breath, the God responsible for your being alive through his grace. as someone who likes jonnydon22, I'd advice him to ask FSM for forgiveness. failure to do so would lead to issues in life and it gets worse in the afterlife as FSM would throw him in Pastafarian hell where all he'd do is drink stale beer and have sex with STD infected strippers https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Afterlife 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 11:29am On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:I'm sure you'd have a lot of twitter to use in hell if you don't repent on earth. #twitterinhellwithobamalaughingatyou 1 Like |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:30am On Feb 15, 2019 |
hopefulLandlord:Thank you my brother! May your spaghetti always be al dente and your beer be forever plentiful! Floopay! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by tintingz(m): 11:31am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Zither:Are you not shooting yourself in the foot? 5 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 11:32am On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr: 1 Like
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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hopefulLandlord: 11:34am On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar: I endorse everything said in this post therefore its now a fact 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 11:47am On Feb 15, 2019 |
1Sharon, JujuSugar & hopefulLandord I've ported to Pastafarianism too! Thread coming soon...... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hopefulLandlord: 11:51am On Feb 15, 2019 |
IAmSabrina: When FSM calls you have no choice but to answer. Pastafarianism is gaining members without mounting speakers and disturbing people's eardrums and sleep or preaching in marketplace. This is how you know a true religion, the empty vessels make the loudest noise 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by obinna58(m): 11:56am On Feb 15, 2019 |
When I read the atheist conversions stories I get to imagine myself going through such process or being religious again apart from pretending, I mean how is that even possible getting back to obvious lies that has been destroying lives since it began. Religion vs humanity [img]https://media./images/8f9bfc4219fc4bf3556078dc03862436/tenor.gif[/img] 2 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 12:01pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
IAmSabrina:All hail the FSM!!!! To him alone be the meatball, the noodle & the sauce!! Ramen!! We rejoice with you, sister. Jesusjnr, may you too be touched by his noodly appendage. 2 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 12:04pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
johnydon22: Don't kill the vibe bro 1 Like |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:06pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:That would be the real porting. Not for someone who's Satan's zombie to port to being Satan's zombie again, maybe Satan's zombie raised to the power two (Sz²)? Satan and his strategy of coming to men in disguises, as he did in the beginning. FSM or whatever it is disguised satanism. So Satan's luck to whomever wishes to join them. |
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