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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 12:10pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Eiyya! Jesusjnr, why denying the obvious? Anyway, I have no words for you. I can only pray for you When his noodly appendages come down from the sky, you will know the truth. 2 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:26pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie, you go know say whether you pray to Satan and do dry fasting for 190 days for me to become Satan zombie as yourself, you go know say even Satan himself go see your prayer say tufiakwa. Juju na so you hate me reach? #aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanasatanzombie |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 12:36pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Ehn...see this one A ti kekee e ti p’eitan u’oko i, do ba d’agba tan e i du ka ma..... No be today, bros.... You were mislead, jesusjnr, but its not too late..... Repent and follow your master the FSM!!! Unless you're prepared for an eternity with STDs The ball is in your court...... If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie,,,,....Nawa o!. U don min it . Laff be won kill me 4 dis one 2 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 12:45pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:You don prove say you be fake Satan follower, but true Satan zombie. You just dey use am as excuse to dey engage me for talk. Which language be that? If no be yoruba, you fit say God is the greatest with am? If so go rep your language for that thread before I report you to Satan whose movement you dey use illegally to find talk for my mouth. #jujusugarnafakefsmambassador |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 12:53pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
IAmSabrina: Waiting on it sis |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 1:00pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Truth is knocking at the door..... Sense has come to deliver Jesusjnr from his illiteracy and regressive mentality..... But he has chosen to lock his door..... Are your unders starting to ride up, jesusjnr? Eewu bę loko Longę, Longę fun ara rę eewu ni Translation: There is danger at Longę's farm, Longę himself is danger We've been down this road before, sir jesusjnr: SMH If you're incapable of learning something from this thread, at least learn how to use hashtags. One would think you're a 70 year old who just discovered social media with the way you use hashtags.... And you can't even spell well Just a word of advice, jesusjnr. You know Juju doesn't let her friends die in their ignorance. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 1:23pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:I feel quite hungry now, and i'm looking at having some spaghetti for lunch. Maybe I should put some of your spaghetti flying as a monster into the oven fire. It would surely quench this back and forth argument once and for all. #spaghettiflyingasamonsterintomyoventoburntoashesoneandforallforeverandeveramin |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 1:32pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Hey, its your life, not mine. So by all means, bon appetit, Jesusjnr. It is crystal clear you are using your life to play kalo kalo, except the only thing you'll win is an eternity with every STD that exists in the universe . By the way, keep those hashtags coming. I'm now sharing them so people can see what happens when internet access is given to great grandfathers like you |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by johnydon22(m): 1:50pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:Actually No, it's a play that replaces one form of deity with another in a mockery form. If i was a theist, I'd very much like it when people use that cus I'd simply retort "Great, we both agree there is a God behind the universe" |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 1:56pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:If you want to enjoy more jokes from me, you have to come inside, for you cannot eat your cake and yet have it(deliberate). So that's all for your juju that claims to be a sweetener as things stand. #jujusugarkomumubittersni |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 1:59pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
johnydon22:How about this?...... The Flying Spaghetti Monster is absurd. But no more or less than any religion.... There is no evidence for this FSM just as there is equally no evidence for Vishnu, Yahweh, Allah etc.. 3 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 2:05pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:And you scamper out again like a scared whipped kitten with its tail between its legs It was expected sooner or later jesusjnr:We've got a runner......We've got a runner!!!.......Jesusjnr!!....Jesusjnr is running!!! 1 Share
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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 2:10pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Jokes? Oh my, what a deluded clown . #turnioniown |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Emmanystone: 2:30pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by johnydon22(m): 2:36pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar: I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 2:51pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
johnydon22:Meh.... I still think it works and is fun But to each his own I guess 2 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by tintingz(m): 2:53pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
johnydon22:No it's not. 1 Like |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by tintingz(m): 2:57pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
The FSM argument is an argument to absurdity and it works well with religious people who are very dogmatic. 2 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by malvisguy212: 3:31pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
1Sharon:Good . Atheism is a religion. Thank you 3 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by malvisguy212: 3:35pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
sonmvayina:your religion you belong to,,? |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by malvisguy212: 4:00pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
johnydon22:I agree with you bro ..... . Is like your atheists friends are reinforcing the meaning of atheism . Long time. |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by LordReed(m): 4:00pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
johnydon22: You are overthinking this thing. 2 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Danhumprey: 5:43pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
JujuSugar:LMAO... 2 Likes |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 5:49pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
johnydon22: I'll thought? Really? What do you feel about the invisible pink unicorn then? |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 6:01pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
hahn: Where are these ppl now? God can do better. |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Anas09: 6:02pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
hahn:Gerarahia mehn. 1 Like |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 7:20pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
Anas09: Don't be an ass 3 Likes
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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Anas09: 8:03pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
hahn:I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist. |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Anas09: 8:03pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
hahn:I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist. |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 10:32pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
Anas09: Yeah. It comes naturally to you. Like a spiritual gift from the lord 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Anas09: 11:59pm On Feb 15, 2019 |
hahn:Yes right? A child of God does not lack Wisdom 1 Like |
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by sonmvayina(m): 7:06am On Feb 16, 2019 |
malvisguy212:I am igbo, from delta State.. So I identify with my omenani, my igbo Traditional religion... I am not a slave, only slaves worship their masters God. 2 Likes |
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