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What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by LarryHooper: 2:16pm On Feb 16, 2019
Mine was fuckíng a girl doggy style. As she bent over I could scent the smell of old poo. Like say make person shìt finish make e no tamber well . the kind smell e go dey ooze out after several hours. I nearly choked to death but the sweetness overpower the smell..

Secondly was giving a girl quickie at the backyard of an event center during a party. That was how I got a muscle pull. The pain was so excruciating I couldn't bear it no more. But I manage arrange myself well and continued pumping from the back.

Thirdly, there's no sex more painful when you're about to cum and someone knocks on the door or gate. Though mine happened during my secondary school days. There was this chick I always smuggled home after school. We were banging one day as i was about to cum when suddenly I heard my mothers voice from downstairs. I wasn't expecting her that day. My heart started pounding several thoughts on what next to do flashed through my head in a fraction of a fraction of a second. I quickly wore my trousers and told the girl to dress up too but I couldn't smuggle her outside coz we were living upstairs so there was no way we wouldn't be caught when coming down. I just sat her on the chair, placed a book in front of her and told her to tell my mom she came for group study just in case she starts asking too much questions. That plan was successful but the painful part was spoiling my show at the peak of the pleasure.

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by DanDeeBoss(m): 2:21pm On Feb 16, 2019
You always have stories to tell.... You bad oooogringrin

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Davidson267(m): 2:25pm On Feb 16, 2019
will be back
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by basmur(m): 2:25pm On Feb 16, 2019
Only you...all these sex stories
na wa for your joystick ooo

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Nobody: 2:25pm On Feb 16, 2019
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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Nobody: 2:26pm On Feb 16, 2019
grin For more fake sex stories, visit Romance/Sexuality section. grin

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by majamajic(m): 2:33pm On Feb 16, 2019
mine was on top mango tree, u need hear the story,

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by presented007(m): 4:23pm On Feb 16, 2019
Mine is hoe story
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by CreepyBlackpool: 4:48pm On Feb 16, 2019
I was fvcking a dead girl, then she came back to life!sad


fvcking terrible men!
I had to kill her again

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Nobody: 4:48pm On Feb 16, 2019
You this stupid perverted boy.. All your created topics na to de ask people about their sex life

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by marvin906(m): 4:54pm On Feb 16, 2019
hmmmmmmmm..
some years back I had sex with a chick and my lord have never seen a pussy that smells like a week soaked clothes like her own..

rubbish konji can you do stupid thingz

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Nobody: 5:05pm On Feb 16, 2019
ZinolyOnlineHelp:
You this stupid perverted boy.. All your created topics na to de ask people about their sex life
grin grin

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:06pm On Feb 16, 2019
mine was years back......Bleep*** this babe(neighbour's daughter) inside our bathroom ,only to b caught by one co-tenant.......the luck I had was dat the co-tenant family and the girl's family are not on speaking terms.......the man thought it was his daughter, but when he realized that it was the girl he just hissed and walked away

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by jnoz23(m): 6:21pm On Feb 16, 2019
marvin906:
hmmmmmmmm..
some years back I had sex with a chick and my lord have never seen a pussy that smells like a week soaked clothes like her own..

rubbish konji can you do stupid thingz

the same shi happened to me last week, and im still in trauma

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Resurreccion(m): 7:14pm On Feb 16, 2019
LarryHooper:
Mine was fuckíng a girl doggy style. As she bent over I could scent the smell of old poo. Like say make person shìt finish make e no tamber well . the kind smell e go dey ooze out after several hours. I nearly choked to death but the sweetness overpower the smell..

Secondly was giving a girl quickie at the backyard of an event center during a party. That was how I got a muscle pull. The pain was so excruciating I couldn't bear it no more. But I manage arrange myself well and continued pumping from the back.

Thirdly, there's no sex more painful when you're about to cum and someone knocks on the door or gate. Though mine happened during my secondary school days. There was this chick I always smuggled home after school. We were banging one day as i was about to cum when suddenly I heard my mothers voice from downstairs. I wasn't expecting her that day. My heart started pounding several thoughts on what next to do flashed through my head in a fraction of a fraction of a second. I quickly wore my trousers and told the girl to dress up too but I couldn't smuggle her outside coz we were living upstairs so there was no way we wouldn't be caught when coming down. I just sat her on the chair, placed a book in front of her and told her to tell my mom she came for group study just in case she starts asking too much questions. That plan was successful but the painful part was spoiling my show at the peak of the pleasure.
Mad Man
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Seandisputed(m): 7:27pm On Feb 16, 2019
jnoz23:

the same shi happened to me last week, and im still in trauma
You guys are scaring me
I pray i never meet a lady like that, i've been lucky so far.
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by themodelscout(m): 7:51pm On Feb 16, 2019
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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Nobody: 8:38pm On Feb 16, 2019
It's a man's world. You sleep with girls and come out to compare experiences and boast about it publicly grin grin

I wonder if girls can ever do this.

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by oyetpel(m): 8:45pm On Feb 16, 2019
Yeee, i don laugh tire.

Someone even said 'for fake sex stories visit NL romance thread' lol.

The real goons on sex are girls.

Many girls started collecting dick at the age of 13.

So what if girls start saying their real true sexcapades, no wonder girls don't kiss and tell.

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by marvin906(m): 8:48pm On Feb 16, 2019
jnoz23:

the same shi happened to me last week, and im still in trauma


you can never forget that smell

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by pocohantas(f): 9:08pm On Feb 16, 2019
Nnaabros:
It's a man's world. You sleep with girls and come out to compare experiences and boast about it publicly grin grin

I wonder if girls can ever do this.

Except we want men to start dying of cardiac arrest. Y'all have enough trust issues already...

Whether we boast about it or not, doesn't change the fact that we are the same girls men knack. The same girls men will marry.

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Eroms4life17(m): 9:10pm On Feb 16, 2019
here to read imaginary lies

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by CaptainGOOD: 9:54pm On Feb 16, 2019
pocohantas:


Except we want men to start dying of cardiac arrest. Y'all have enough trust issues already...

Whether we boast about it or not, doesn't change the fact that we are the same girls men knack. The same girls men will marry.

Pocohantas, grin, I was right but she was denying.
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Eroms4life17(m): 9:56pm On Feb 16, 2019
even those when never see woman pant go come here dey lie upandan

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Xbursta(m): 9:57pm On Feb 16, 2019
Seandisputed:
You guys are scaring me
I pray i never meet a lady like that, i've been lucky so far.

i pray so to, i no fit imagine am e go kill the konji self
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Xbursta(m): 10:01pm On Feb 16, 2019
pocohantas:


Except we want men to start dying of cardiac arrest. Y'all have enough trust issues already...

Whether we boast about it or not, doesn't change the fact that we are the same girls men knack. The same girls men will marry.

u go like knack as i dey see you grin
pocohantas:


Except we want men to start dying of cardiac arrest. Y'all have enough trust issues already...

Whether we boast about it or not, doesn't change the fact that we are the same girls men knack. The same girls men will marry.

u go like knack as i dey see you
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Richarlisonjr: 10:03pm On Feb 16, 2019
Was knacking one babe after school on a Friday in side toilet but d principal caught us and begged us to make it a 3$ome...it wasn't terrible but since we are all sharing lies let me add my own angry angry angry

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by sparog(m): 10:18pm On Feb 16, 2019
Sex is overrated, u only feel like its a big deal moments before you indulge in it

After that it's all hogwash

angry sad

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Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Seandisputed(m): 10:23pm On Feb 16, 2019
Xbursta:



i pray so to, i no fit imagine am e go kill the konji self
Me wey dey very picky when it comes to girls naturally come still imagine say she stinks down there.

I swear, shit like this can turn me celibate for a long time.
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by oboy81: 10:48pm On Feb 16, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
You always have stories to tell.... You bad oooogringrin
Foolish bitch ass Nigga! That's the kinda thing you like angry
Empty head! You know nothing jon snow morofocka!
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by DanDeeBoss(m): 10:49pm On Feb 16, 2019
oboy81:

Foolish bitch ass Nigga! That's the kinda thing you like angry
Empty head! You know nothing jon snow morofocka!
gringrin Confused Morafvkergrin
Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Nobody: 11:40pm On Feb 16, 2019
Mine was penetrating a lady's vagina and my dick got lost in it
up till now, I am still looking for my dick.
so sad

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