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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 3:20pm On Mar 12, 2019
amaniro:



About the Google stuff. Its true, if we're being realistic someone cannot know everything and everywhere.


About that Ngige stuff too.


Bless you
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobodyperson: 3:28pm On Mar 12, 2019
What about the Lucifer's?
Mainly Lucifer66.
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 3:33pm On Mar 12, 2019
Nobodyperson:
What about the Lucifer's?
Mainly Lucifer66.
I need a new phone to bust that guy,he is just leaving traces everywhere.More easy than NwaAmaikpe
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobodyperson: 3:35pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

I need a new phone to bust that guy,he is just leaving traces everywhere.More easy than NwaAmaikpe
Why do you need a new phone sir?

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 3:40pm On Mar 12, 2019
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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by oboy81: 3:42pm On Mar 12, 2019
NWAMIKPE IS IN JAIL! angry
The Fool is a Useless Criminal!

He has been ARRESTED!
Aiding and Abetting, Harbouring an enemy of the state, Money Laundering, Illegal Sale, Distribution and Possession of FirearmS & Ammunitions, SEDITION angry
Public Endangerment, Fear with false Information, Racketeering, Multiple Marriages etc are Some of his Charges angry
He is in Prison At the moment! angry

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by sniper619(m): 3:42pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:
So many of you here have heard of this guy or should I say "guys"(read on,you will understand better) who makes such crazy and interesting comment here on Nairaland and on twitter and you have been wondering,"who is this NwaAmaikpe?".Today we will get to know a little secret about how he makes his comments.

First of,His knowledge of places:

How many of you have heard of google?,google box?,google map?,does it strike a bell?,I guess so.When NwaAmaikpe gets to a thread where his knowledge of places is needed,this is what he does

1.First,he books his space with this smiley " shocked "

2.He goes minimises his browser and bolts off to Google map.

3.He checks for the place needed.

4.He proceeds straight to Google info's about the place.

5.He comes back online to our darling nairaland,armed with "information stored in his head".

All this taking less than a minute and with Nairaland only showing the time last seen,you will hardly ever notice he went offline then he proceeds to complete his commen
correct person when are you busting the feminist
ShinqRambq:
So many of you here have heard of this guy or should I say "guys"(read on,you will understand better) who makes such crazy and interesting comment here on Nairaland and on twitter and you have been wondering,"who is this NwaAmaikpe?".Today we will get to know a little secret about how he makes his comments.

First of,His knowledge of places:

How many of you have heard of google?,google box?,google map?,does it strike a bell?,I guess so.When NwaAmaikpe gets to a thread where his knowledge of places is needed,this is what he does

1.First,he books his space with this smiley " shocked "

2.He goes minimises his browser and bolts off to Google map.

3.He checks for the place needed.

4.He proceeds straight to Google info's about the place.

5.He comes back online to our darling nairaland,armed with "information stored in his head".

All this taking less than a minute and with Nairaland only showing the time last seen,you will hardly ever notice he went offline then he proceeds to complete his commen
correct person when are you busting the feminist

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by mikkycoins(m): 3:52pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:
WHERE DOES HE LIVE?

NwaAmaikpe doesn't live in his beloved home state,Enugu but lives in either Lagos or in the U.K

WHERE IS HE NOW?

Currently,NwaAmaikpe has not been coming online,bet when he returns he will claim he went on a sabbitical from the internet,lies,he is still commenting,likong and retweeting on Twitter,the thing is,THE COST OF DATA.Having to run an account on twitter and Nairaland daily requires alot of data as other Social media influencers would tell you,so,to save cost he stopped coming online here but remained on twitter

WHY NAIRALAND NOT TWITTER?

Let us take Airforce for example,he would have made more fame if he had taken his shenanigans to another,more populous social media site.Just imagine someone targetting a large market for porn and he is targetting Brunei island grin.Nairaland is not yet a big forum as you all want to think.Out of 10 Nigerians,the possiblity of knowing Nairaland among them is 85%.What does the membership count say again,2 million people divided by the number.....
Funny post
OP, your post is contradictory. His home town is Enugu and He is a brother to Chris Ngige.
Is Ngige from Enugu or Anambra?

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 3:59pm On Mar 12, 2019
mikkycoins:

Funny post
OP, your post is contradictory. His home town is Enugu and He is a brother to Chris Ngige.
Is Ngige from Enugu or Anambra?
I didn't say they were related but they had same likeness in surnames
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 4:01pm On Mar 12, 2019
mikkycoins:

Funny post
OP, your post is contradictory. His home town is Enugu and He is a brother to Chris Ngige.
Is Ngige from Enugu or Anambra?
Funny enough the facebook account said his hometown was Anambra but studied in Enugu,Nsukka to be precise.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 4:02pm On Mar 12, 2019
Nobodyperson:
Why do you need a new phone sir?
Anytime o
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 4:04pm On Mar 12, 2019
oboy81:
NWAMIKPE IS IN JAIL! angry
The Fool is a Useless Criminal!

He has been ARRESTED!
Aiding and Abetting, Harbouring an enemy of the state, Money Laundering, Illegal Sale, Distribution and Possession of FirearmS & Ammunitions, SEDITION angry
Public Endangerment, Fear with false Information, Racketeering, Multiple Marriages etc are Some of his Charges angry
He is in Prison At the moment! angry
How come he is active on twitter

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 4:07pm On Mar 12, 2019
sniper619:

correct person when are you busting the feminist
correct person when are you busting the feminist
You can't be a christian,Muslim,traditionalist,African or Arab and still be a feminist.Everything rejects you apart from the sacrilegious West.

Boko Haram-Western Education is a sin

Soon enough,I will be busting Pocohantas then I will focus on Literature section MOD Divepen1.

Lastly,my very own crush,Sweetbuns,then everyone else.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by oboy81: 4:08pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

How come he is active on twitter
Smh be asking Question undecided you don't Know anything

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 4:11pm On Mar 12, 2019
oboy81:
Smh be asking Question undecided you don't Know anything
I guess you are there with him right now angry

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Amatarasha(f): 4:25pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

Husbandsnatcha that can't even write and spell properly.NwaAmaikpeis an artistic person with words but not intelligent,I just mentioned how he gets his information,from google.No beef though.What is all this street credit you are giving him about injustice and shiii,FFS he is an aristocrat Nigerian,do not be deceived
U yorubas knw hw to cover goodwill eh ,see hw u fight to cover some1s wisdom.

Google has become conscience that tells u wat 2 type shebi?

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Amatarasha(f): 4:44pm On Mar 12, 2019
SweetBuns:

grin grin grin grin
Tell am o
U ar funny
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by themonk(m): 4:52pm On Mar 12, 2019
The OP is delusional. He just wants his 15mins of fame from throwing stupid and wild conjectures.

Nwamaikpe is from Enugu but a brother to Ngige, GTFOH bro.

He has to use Google because your level of intelligence seems to suggest to you that his level of skill cannot exist in the human body. You are just wondering how a human being can have so much knowledge and since you can't comprehend it because your brain cannot do any better, you decide to resort to irrelevant theories.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by iluvMAMAV: 5:01pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:
So many of you here have heard of this guy or should I say "guys"(read on,you will understand better) who makes such crazy and interesting comment here on Nairaland and on twitter and you have been wondering,"who is this NwaAmaikpe?".Today we will get to know a little secret about how he makes his comments.

First of,His knowledge of places:

How many of you have heard of google?,google box?,google map?,does it strike a bell?,I guess so.When NwaAmaikpe gets to a thread where his knowledge of places is needed,this is what he does

1.First,he books his space with this smiley " shocked "

2.He goes minimises his browser and bolts off to Google map.

3.He checks for the place needed.

4.He proceeds straight to Google info's about the place.

5.He comes back online to our darling nairaland,armed with "information stored in his head".

All this taking less than a minute and with Nairaland only showing the time last seen,you will hardly ever notice he went offline then he proceeds to complete his commen
amatarasha am sure u be nwaamaikpe's daughter dis one dey ar mentioning u

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Beemhan(m): 5:38pm On Mar 12, 2019
Who knows Nwamaikpe's Twitter handle please
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Amatarasha(f): 5:55pm On Mar 12, 2019
iluvMAMAV:
amatarasha am sure u be nwaamaikpe's daughter dis one dey ar mentioning u
nwaaimaikpe kee u dia

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by husbandsnatcha(f): 6:09pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

Husbandsnatcha that can't even write and spell properly.NwaAmaikpeis an artistic person with words but not intelligent,I just mentioned how he gets his information,from google.No beef though.What is all this street credit you are giving him about injustice and shiii,FFS he is an aristocrat Nigerian,do not be deceived
Chai chai my head don scatter
.
Why do u lyk making me angry dis mumu.
amatarasha u purposely mentioned me ,yeye child

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 6:16pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

You can't be a christian,Muslim,traditionalist,African or Arab and still be a feminist.Everything rejects you apart from the sacrilegious West.

Boko Haram-Western Education is a sin

Soon enough,I will be busting Pocohantas then I will focus on Literature section MOD Divepen1.

Lastly,my very own crush,Sweetbuns,then everyone else.
when r u busting me cheesy

Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 6:21pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

How come he is active on twitter

Maybe nairaland mod don dash him indefinite ban since he is proving to be a thorn in the leg.....lol
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by osaskywire: 6:55pm On Mar 12, 2019
What about his family cos I use to see monikers like.. Sonofnwamaipke, wifeofnwamakpe,

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 6:56pm On Mar 12, 2019
Nonsense and ingredients
Damn this thread is so useless like the p in psychiatric
Lazy Nigerian youth

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by drealzum(m): 6:58pm On Mar 12, 2019
I agree with few of your points.
I like Nwaamaikpe. I follow him.
So I know few things.

Nwaamaikpe is well traveled.
What he knows about places is beyond what Google Maps will tell you. One time he was describing a road and he talked about a school by the road there in kwara state that was popular for producing criminals. Google Map doesn't tell you that kind of information.
Nwaamaikpe has on more than one occasion come out to say he has no other account on any social media platform aside this on Nairaland.

Do more than one person operate Nwaamaikpe account?
I follow many writers on social media. It is like my weakness. I am attracted to hypnotic writings.
Now each of this writers have a way the write. Some thing unique. Each writer brings his life to his writing.
Let me burst your head, I can decode who so ever sends me a text message on my phone without seeing the name as long as me and the person have been texting before . I study people. I get familiar to the words they use, how the express themselves and I understand how they react when faced with a challenge.
Nwaamaikpe is one. I have observed him for so long. Infact I can spot an Nwaamaikpe comment even without seeing his name. Two people cannot write the same way.

Where does Nwaamaikpe live?
I don't know..... Lagos, Enugu, Uk I don't know.

Where is Nwaamaikpe from?
I only know he is Igbo. He has love for Enugu.... he is always proud to throw around their telephone code '042' in almost every of his conversation.

I have also studied somethings to about him you have not mentioned. Where he schooled...... I have a feeling he schooled at Edo state..... Uni ben most likely .

What did he study?
He studied something along the lines of physics or Engineering.

I think Nwaamaikpe googles somethings he put here. Not sure of that..... but the brother could also have an elephant memory.
I for example, I hardly forget. You will be amazed at the little little details I will remember about you.
So I want to believe there are people more bless in that aspect than I am an Nwaamaikpe might be one.
One time a story on Nairaland was here about the Governor of Ogun State and Nwaamaikpe went ahead to mention how it was one time alleged that the Governor had an affair with a corper.
This comment was made long after the incident happened. One time he refrenced a Gloria young article which she wrote in early 2000's in the back of News paper.
Nwaamaikpe is no young boy..... He should be above the age of 40.

Nwaamaikpe comes and goes so we will discuss about him more like we are doing now.
it gives him a god like appearance.
And more so once something is absent, you appreciate it more. Nwaamaikpe will come back soon and he will go again.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by klenton(m): 7:08pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:
There be no single word like stupidness,it is stupidity,darkie savvy
your stupidity begat stupidness, its a new word and your the first beneficiary.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 7:16pm On Mar 12, 2019
drealzum:
I agree with few of your points.
I like Nwaamaikpe. I follow him.
So I know few things.

Nwaamaikpe is well traveled.
What he knows about places is beyond what Google Maps will tell you. One time he was describing a road and he talked about a school by the road there in kwara state that was popular for producing criminals. Google Map doesn't tell you that kind of information.
Nwaamaikpe has on more than one occasion come out to say he has no other account on any social media platform aside this on Nairaland.

Do more than one person operate Nwaamaikpe account?
I follow many writers on social media. It is like my weakness. I am attracted to hypnotic writings.
Now each of this writers have a way the write. Some thing unique. Each writer brings his life to his writing.
Let me burst your head, I can decode who so ever sends me a text message on my phone without seeing the name as long as me and the person have been texting before . I study people. I get familiar to the words they use, how the express themselves and I understand how they react when faced with a challenge.
Nwaamaikpe is one. I have observed him for so long. Infact I can spot an Nwaamaikpe comment even without seeing his name. Two people cannot write the same way.

Where does Nwaamaikpe live?
I don't know..... Lagos, Enugu, Uk I don't know.

Where is Nwaamaikpe from?
I only know he is Igbo. He has love for Enugu.... he is always proud to throw around their telephone code '042' in almost every of his conversation.

I have also studied somethings to about him you have not mentioned. Where he schooled...... I have a feeling he schooled at Edo state..... Uni ben most likely .

What did he study?
He studied something along the lines of physics or Engineering.

I think Nwaamaikpe googles somethings he put here. Not sure of that..... but the brother could also have an elephant memory.
I for example, I hardly forget. You will be amazed at the little little details I will remember about you.
So I want to believe there are people more bless in that aspect than I am an Nwaamaikpe might be one.
One time a story on Nairaland was here about the Governor of Ogun State and Nwaamaikpe went ahead to mention how it was one time alleged that the Governor had an affair with a corper.
This comment was made long after the incident happened. One time he refrenced a Gloria young article which she wrote in early 2000's in the back of News paper.
Nwaamaikpe is no young boy..... He should be above the age of 40.

Nwaamaikpe comes and goes so we will discuss about him more like we are doing now.
it gives him a god like appearance.
And more so once something is absent, you appreciate it more. Nwaamaikpe will come back soon and he will go again.

Insightful!

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Fidelismaria: 7:28pm On Mar 12, 2019
grin grin

If only all this mention of Nwaamaikpe go turn money for hin account, the guy for don become billionaire

Anyways

Check out my signature
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by amaniro: 7:55pm On Mar 12, 2019
drealzum:
I agree with few of your points.
I like Nwaamaikpe. I follow him.
So I know few things.

Nwaamaikpe is well traveled.
What he knows about places is beyond what Google Maps will tell you. One time he was describing a road and he talked about a school by the road there in kwara state that was popular for producing criminals. Google Map doesn't tell you that kind of information.
Nwaamaikpe has on more than one occasion come out to say he has no other account on any social media platform aside this on Nairaland.

Do more than one person operate Nwaamaikpe account?
I follow many writers on social media. It is like my weakness. I am attracted to hypnotic writings.
Now each of this writers have a way the write. Some thing unique. Each writer brings his life to his writing.
Let me burst your head, I can decode who so ever sends me a text message on my phone without seeing the name as long as me and the person have been texting before . I study people. I get familiar to the words they use, how the express themselves and I understand how they react when faced with a challenge.
Nwaamaikpe is one. I have observed him for so long. Infact I can spot an Nwaamaikpe comment even without seeing his name. Two people cannot write the same way.

Where does Nwaamaikpe live?
I don't know..... Lagos, Enugu, Uk I don't know.

Where is Nwaamaikpe from?
I only know he is Igbo. He has love for Enugu.... he is always proud to throw around their telephone code '042' in almost every of his conversation.

I have also studied somethings to about him you have not mentioned. Where he schooled...... I have a feeling he schooled at Edo state..... Uni ben most likely .

What did he study?
He studied something along the lines of physics or Engineering.

I think Nwaamaikpe googles somethings he put here. Not sure of that..... but the brother could also have an elephant memory.
I for example, I hardly forget. You will be amazed at the little little details I will remember about you.
So I want to believe there are people more bless in that aspect than I am an Nwaamaikpe might be one.
One time a story on Nairaland was here about the Governor of Ogun State and Nwaamaikpe went ahead to mention how it was one time alleged that the Governor had an affair with a corper.
This comment was made long after the incident happened. One time he refrenced a Gloria young article which she wrote in early 2000's in the back of News paper.
Nwaamaikpe is no young boy..... He should be above the age of 40.

Nwaamaikpe comes and goes so we will discuss about him more like we are doing now.
it gives him a god like appearance.
And more so once something is absent, you appreciate it more. Nwaamaikpe will come back soon and he will go again.


Am I the only one that feels NwaAmaikpe has a life. Like a real life, rich and stuff?? that guy is no young guy ooh. I checked his Twitter, the last he tweeted was February. That means he has not been really active. But he is intelligent.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 8:00pm On Mar 12, 2019
Nofavorss:
What are we supposed to do with these ‘secrets’?
Egbon Mii. kiss

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