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Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Officialgarri: 11:20pm On Mar 14, 2019
So I was transferred to a new office branch recently and I met or literally just saw this fine girl at the office.

What really got my attention wasn't her fine face or those perky boobs I unwrapped in my mind already.
Neither is it how she forces her very big ass into those pant trousers or pencil skirts.
What really got my attention was her quiteness. I like girls who won't kiss and tell

She hardly talk to anyone, she doesn't even greet me since I'm even new there.

Unfortunately, I'm quite a shy naughty but arrogant guy and won't lower my guard to approach a far junior colleague.
Well, a week after, I had to dump my pride. Of course, I would definitely suffer anxiety attack if I only continued to imagine how she would gasp for breath and squeeze the pillow when I thrust her; all these I imagined whenever she walked past the office window.

Well, precisely 11 days after I made my first joke comment with her, I was gradually living my dreams.

We were kissing and I was fingering her whenever she visited. She wouldn't let us have sex because she had a boyfriend in town and I have a very very very serious relationship somewhere else too. These went on for like a month o or even more.

As a gentleman, after serious psyching, we started fvcking and everyone in the office assumed that I and the quiet girl were dating . "How did he do it?"

Although, she often insisted that we date for real, how much she loves me and all those love craps, and she even swore to break up with her boyfriend.
(Prick don sweet dis one).
Then she would insist I must break up with my girl soon also .

Eeeeeeeh!!!! Break up with who?

Now for the past week, this girl just stood her ground o. Said she's not going to be my sex mate and bla bla bla........!!!!

As in I don't get........ Its impossible to break up with my girl because I found another fresh clean kpekus na.

Honestly,I'm out of ideas now. I still want to be hitting the kpekus but don't know what new position I can place the girl to make her feel better.

If any of you sharp guys have an idea, please just help me. Ladies are free to help a brother too. cry
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by greatnaija01: 11:46pm On Mar 14, 2019
so you are basically asking for a DUMMY's GUIDE to CHEATING?

wow


Officialgarri:
So I was transferred to a new office branch recently and I met or literally just saw this fine girl at the office.

What really got my attention wasn't her fine face or those perky boobs I unwrapped in my mind already.
Neither is it how she forces her very big ass into those pant trousers or pencil skirts.
What really got my attention was her quiteness. I like girls who won't kiss and tell

She hardly talk to anyone, she doesn't even greet me since I'm even new there.

Unfortunately, I'm quite a shy naughty but arrogant guy and won't lower my guard to approach a far junior colleague.
Well, a week after, I had to dump my pride. Of course, I would definitely suffer anxiety attack if I only continued to imagine how she would gasp for breath and squeeze the pillow when I thrust her; all these I imagined whenever she walked past the office window.

Well, precisely 11 days after I made my first joke comment with her, I was gradually living my dreams.

We were kissing and I was fingering her whenever she visited. She wouldn't let us have sex because she had a boyfriend in town and I have a very very very serious relationship somewhere else too. These went on for like a month o or even more.

As a gentleman, after serious psyching, we started fvcking and everyone in the office assumed that I and the quiet girl were dating . "How did he do it?"

Although, she often insisted that we date for real, how much she loves me and all those love craps, and she even swore to break up with her boyfriend.
(Prick don sweet dis one).
Then she would insist I must break up with my girl soon also .

Eeeeeeeh!!!! Break up with who?

Now for the past week, this girl just stood her ground o. Said she's not going to be my sex mate and bla bla bla........!!!!

As in I don't get........ Its impossible to break up with my girl because I found another fresh clean kpekus na.

Honestly,I'm out of ideas now. I still want to be hitting the kpekus but don't know what new position I can place the girl to make her feel better.

If any of you sharp guys have an idea, please just help me. Ladies are free to help a brother too. cry
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by dingbang(m): 11:50pm On Mar 14, 2019
A little touch of assurance won't be that bad. Get her a ring, not like you gona propose though, more like a promise ring. Whenever you guys are in your mushy mushy sessions, just bring it out and put it on her finger..



Thank me later.

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Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Officialgarri: 11:58pm On Mar 14, 2019
dingbang:
A little touch of assurance won't be that bad. Get her a ring, not like you gona propose though, more like a promise ring. Whenever you guys are in your mushy mushy sessions, just bring it out and put it on her finger..



Thank me later.
isn't a ring more of a commitment I would find difficult to evade?
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by dingbang(m): 11:59pm On Mar 14, 2019
Officialgarri:
isn't a ring more of a commitment I would find difficult to evade?
did you understand what I just typed?
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Officialgarri: 12:02am On Mar 15, 2019
dingbang:
did you understand what I just typed?
what exactly will I tell her the ring stands for ?
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by dingbang(m): 12:08am On Mar 15, 2019
Officialgarri:
what exactly will I tell her the ring stands for ?
assurance ring..just say anything. Whine the girl head. Jeez.
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Nobody: 12:29am On Mar 15, 2019
undecided




Both your girlfriend and the quiet girl are here reading this thing now.

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Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Emescot(m): 1:01am On Mar 15, 2019
Here is a risky thing to do, give the new girl ur phone and ask her to help u break up with the old girl, but dont let her call, before doing this bar ur phone number from receiving any calls, when she has done this and she has left ur house and all, wait 2 days meet and tell the old girl u wanted to test if she really loved u thats why u sent the break up text, and u have seen what u wanted to see, well believe me u will have alot of apologizing to do, she will believe you, some girls are dumb like that.

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Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Biglittlelois(f): 3:35am On Mar 15, 2019
OCEANMORGAN:
undecided




Both your girlfriend and the quiet girl are here reading this thing now.

I sincerely hope so undecided
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by aanuoluwami14(f): 7:40am On Mar 15, 2019
Officialgarri:
So I was transferred to a new office branch recently and I met or literally just saw this fine girl at the office.

What really got my attention wasn't her fine face or those perky boobs I unwrapped in my mind already.
Neither is it how she forces her very big ass into those pant trousers or pencil skirts.
What really got my attention was her quiteness. I like girls who won't kiss and tell

She hardly talk to anyone, she doesn't even greet me since I'm even new there.

Unfortunately, I'm quite a shy naughty but arrogant guy and won't lower my guard to approach a far junior colleague.
Well, a week after, I had to dump my pride. Of course, I would definitely suffer anxiety attack if I only continued to imagine how she would gasp for breath and squeeze the pillow when I thrust her; all these I imagined whenever she walked past the office window.

Well, precisely 11 days after I made my first joke comment with her, I was gradually living my dreams.

We were kissing and I was fingering her whenever she visited. She wouldn't let us have sex because she had a boyfriend in town and I have a very very very serious relationship somewhere else too. These went on for like a month o or even more.

As a gentleman, after serious psyching, we started fvcking and everyone in the office assumed that I and the quiet girl were dating . "How did he do it?"

Although, she often insisted that we date for real, how much she loves me and all those love craps, and she even swore to break up with her boyfriend.
(Prick don sweet dis one).
Then she would insist I must break up with my girl soon also .

Eeeeeeeh!!!! Break up with who?

Now for the past week, this girl just stood her ground o. Said she's not going to be my sex mate and bla bla bla........!!!!

As in I don't get........ Its impossible to break up with my girl because I found another fresh clean kpekus na.

Honestly,I'm out of ideas now. I still want to be hitting the kpekus but don't know what new position I can place the girl to make her feel better.

If any of you sharp guys have an idea, please just help me. Ladies are free to help a brother too. cry

Wonders shall never end! This is list not love, sex is not love! Haba! It means you don't love her, you only enjoy her sex. You better let her go and face your own girl before its too late. Wake up from your slumber boy
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Officialgarri: 9:30am On Mar 15, 2019
aanuoluwami14:


Wonders shall never end! This is list not love, sex is not love! Haba! It means you don't love her, you only enjoy her sex. You better let her go and face your own girl before its too late. Wake up from your slumber boy
I never said I was in love with her na.
If I let her go, then who's kpekus will I be smashing.?
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by marvin906(m): 9:40am On Mar 15, 2019
Officialgarri:
So I was transferred to a new office branch recently and I met or literally just saw this fine girl at the office.

What really got my attention wasn't her fine face or those perky boobs I unwrapped in my mind already.
Neither is it how she forces her very big ass into those pant trousers or pencil skirts.
What really got my attention was her quiteness. I like girls who won't kiss and tell

She hardly talk to anyone, she doesn't even greet me since I'm even new there.

Unfortunately, I'm quite a shy naughty but arrogant guy and won't lower my guard to approach a far junior colleague.
Well, a week after, I had to dump my pride. Of course, I would definitely suffer anxiety attack if I only continued to imagine how she would gasp for breath and squeeze the pillow when I thrust her; all these I imagined whenever she walked past the office window.

Well, precisely 11 days after I made my first joke comment with her, I was gradually living my dreams.

We were kissing and I was fingering her whenever she visited. She wouldn't let us have sex because she had a boyfriend in town and I have a very very very serious relationship somewhere else too. These went on for like a month o or even more.

As a gentleman, after serious psyching, we started fvcking and everyone in the office assumed that I and the quiet girl were dating . "How did he do it?"

Although, she often insisted that we date for real, how much she loves me and all those love craps, and she even swore to break up with her boyfriend.
(Prick don sweet dis one).
Then she would insist I must break up with my girl soon also .

Eeeeeeeh!!!! Break up with who?

Now for the past week, this girl just stood her ground o. Said she's not going to be my sex mate and bla bla bla........!!!!

As in I don't get........ Its impossible to break up with my girl because I found another fresh clean kpekus na.

Honestly,I'm out of ideas now. I still want to be hitting the kpekus but don't know what new position I can place the girl to make her feel better.

If any of you sharp guys have an idea, please just help me. Ladies are free to help a brother too. cry




I swear your dastardly mad..
Don't you know how to lie or should we teach you..
tell her what she wants to hear
and start hitting that kpekus

Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Officialgarri: 9:56am On Mar 15, 2019
marvin906:





I swear your dastardly mad..
Don't you know how to lie or should we teach you..
tell her what she wants to hear
and start hitting that kpekus

I said I'm out of ideas. She keeps blocking my shots . Its been over a week now since I last hit her kpekus.
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by marvin906(m): 10:01am On Mar 15, 2019
Officialgarri:


I said I'm out of ideas. She keeps blocking my shots . Its been over a week now since I last hit her kpekus.



stop behaving like a novice and tell her what she wants to hear

Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Amicable22: 11:48am On Mar 15, 2019
JESUS!!!.. Are men really like this??
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Nobody: 11:52am On Mar 15, 2019
dingbang:
A little touch of assurance won't be that bad. Get her a ring, not like you gona propose though, more like a promise ring. Whenever you guys are in your mushy mushy sessions, just bring it out and put it on her finger..



Thank me later.

OP, follow this advice.
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by drmikeadams(m): 11:57am On Mar 15, 2019
dingbang:
assurance ring..just say anything. Whine the girl head. Jeez.
angry grin > grin grin na ring she want nah grin make homie buy 150 naira ring from mallam o

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Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by izaray(f): 12:06pm On Mar 15, 2019
Amicable22:
JESUS!!!.. Are men really like this??

Some are even worst than this self angry
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by bidak(m): 12:44pm On Mar 15, 2019
Amicable22:
JESUS!!!.. Are men really like this??

Which one is men are really like this, they both have partners and the girl was aware right from the start and then she want him to leave his gf for her, like who does that

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Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Officialgarri: 1:51pm On Mar 15, 2019
bidak:

Which one is men are really like this, they both have partners and the girl was aware right from the start and then she want him to leave his gf for her, like who does that

You get sense jor.

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Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by earthsync(f): 2:28pm On Mar 15, 2019
this thread reeks of men who find cheating OK but would quickly come on here to open a thread asking for advice on how to handle their cheating girlfriends. pathetic.

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Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Dannidom(m): 3:31pm On Mar 15, 2019
OCEANMORGAN:
undecided




Both your girlfriend and the quiet girl are here reading this thing now.
And they maybe using male monikers too
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Newboss(m): 3:45pm On Mar 15, 2019
Officialgarri:

I never said I was in love with her na.
If I let her go, then who's kpekus will I be smashing.?


My nigga! As a rule, nothing should be wasted, not even that thing angry
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Amyyy2020: 3:57pm On Mar 15, 2019
earthsync:
this thread reeks of men who find cheating OK but would quickly come on here to open a thread asking for advice on how to handle their cheating girlfriends. pathetic.

Very PATHETIC!

Mr poster, remember wat goes around comes around. Keep doin wah u doing proudly buh be prepared to reap much more in d future...and u know wat dat future is...
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by victvames(m): 4:40pm On Mar 15, 2019
Op your real gf may be getting smashed too...
she could be planning on dumping your a$$ the way the quiet girl is planning to do with her bf.

Never take yourself to be the smart one!
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Nobody: 8:18pm On Mar 15, 2019
Dannidom:
And they maybe using male monikers too



grin grin grin
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by aanuoluwami14(f): 9:11pm On Mar 15, 2019
Officialgarri:
I never said I was in love with her na. If I let her go, then who's kpekus will I be smashing.?
Its you of course, she can find whom to have sex with her better than you self.
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by Officialgarri: 10:04am On Mar 16, 2019
victvames:
Op your real gf may be getting smashed too...
she could be planning on dumping your a$$ the way the quiet girl is planning to do with her bf.

Never take yourself to be the smart one!
Have you ever thought If this was her own karma instead ? undecided
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by bobokeshington: 10:44am On Mar 16, 2019
Officialgarri:
So I was transferred to a new office branch recently and I met or literally just saw this fine girl at the office.

What really got my attention wasn't her fine face or those perky boobs I unwrapped in my mind already.
Neither is it how she forces her very big ass into those pant trousers or pencil skirts.
What really got my attention was her quiteness. I like girls who won't kiss and tell

She hardly talk to anyone, she doesn't even greet me since I'm even new there.

Unfortunately, I'm quite a shy naughty but arrogant guy and won't lower my guard to approach a far junior colleague.
Well, a week after, I had to dump my pride. Of course, I would definitely suffer anxiety attack if I only continued to imagine how she would gasp for breath and squeeze the pillow when I thrust her; all these I imagined whenever she walked past the office window.

Well, precisely 11 days after I made my first joke comment with her, I was gradually living my dreams.

We were kissing and I was fingering her whenever she visited. She wouldn't let us have sex because she had a boyfriend in town and I have a very very very serious relationship somewhere else too. These went on for like a month o or even more.

As a gentleman, after serious psyching, we started fvcking and everyone in the office assumed that I and the quiet girl were dating . "How did he do it?"

Although, she often insisted that we date for real, how much she loves me and all those love craps, and she even swore to break up with her boyfriend.
(Prick don sweet dis one).
Then she would insist I must break up with my girl soon also .

Eeeeeeeh!!!! Break up with who?

Now for the past week, this girl just stood her ground o. Said she's not going to be my sex mate and bla bla bla........!!!!

As in I don't get........ Its impossible to break up with my girl because I found another fresh clean kpekus na.

Honestly,I'm out of ideas now. I still want to be hitting the kpekus but don't know what new position I can place the girl to make her feel better.

If any of you sharp guys have an idea, please just help me. Ladies are free to help a brother too. cry

KPEKUS DON SWEET YOU SO TEY YOU NO CON GET SMALL SENSE AGAIN. I HOPE THAT KPEKUS NO GO LAND YOU FOR TROUBLE
Re: Please Help: I Don't Know What Title Or Position To Place Her by richidinho(m): 10:54am On Mar 16, 2019
Emescot:
Here is a risky thing to do, give the new girl ur phone and ask her to help u break up with the old girl, but dont let her call, before doing this bar ur phone number from receiving any calls, when she has done this and she has left ur house and all, wait 2 days meet and tell the old girl u wanted to test if she really loved u thats why u sent the break up text, and u have seen what u wanted to see, well believe me u will have alot of apologizing to do, she will believe you, some girls are dumb like that.

You guys are just busy pouring all the secrets here

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