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Rilley:
You are a big fool I swear, if only you know I can feed your lineages, I'm not even in that shithole called Africa, I'm right here laughing so hard at your stupidity Togo bush boy.

Shibaraba:
Aimoye
Dem dey always feel say na them be the ultimate
My own sweet pass
Met girl on a rainy day
I parked Benz took her home
Day 1 she don dey form lovey
Day two three of her friends come my hotel. I do big boy pay all. Day 5 she say she wan go see someone make I carry her go. As I lonely I obliged. Bros she use me do uber that day. Dey use my Benz to see cat and rat. Old relatives. Family and friends. I no talk. But I don dey hatch plan.
Day 14 she call say she and her mama wan go party make I show as na opportunity to meet family. I declined. Mama herself called. Omo mi jowo wa GBE mi. I change am for mama straight up. Lady later called to apologise.
Day 20 I called her say I get one contract for Ibadan say I need funds.if she fit lend me small like 200k I go credit her well a. She say she no get but 100k dey. I say make she bring am. I calculate hotel money,food money,fuel money,car maintenance and flex money. Day 21 sent her 5 k say na change for the services. Say I no do again. I think say she go beg. Madam talk say what if the punna wey I dey chop I no go pay?
I don block her forever since then

Shibaraba:
Aimoye
Dem dey always feel say na them be the ultimate
My own sweet pass
Met girl on a rainy day
I parked Benz took her home
Day 1 she don dey form lovey
Day two three of her friends come my hotel. I do big boy pay all. Day 5 she say she wan go see someone make I carry her go. As I lonely I obliged. Bros she use me do uber that day. Dey use my Benz to see cat and rat. Old relatives. Family and friends. I no talk. But I don dey hatch plan.
Day 14 she call say she and her mama wan go party make I show as na opportunity to meet family. I declined. Mama herself called. Omo mi jowo wa GBE mi. I change am for mama straight up. Lady later called to apologise.
Day 20 I called her say I get one contract for Ibadan say I need funds.if she fit lend me small like 200k I go credit her well a. She say she no get but 100k dey. I say make she bring am. I calculate hotel money,food money,fuel money,car maintenance and flex money. Day 21 sent her 5 k say na change for the services. Say I no do again. I think say she go beg. Madam talk say what if the punna wey I dey chop I no go pay?
I don block her forever since then

IronPants:
The guy stupidity the annoy me aswear. How person pikin go de hopelessly stupid like this?

IronPants:
So I met this girl on FB and we got talking. With time, we became quite close and so I decided it was time for us to meet. Ok, so my intentions was for us to just meet casually in her area or mine since it was pretty close. I just wanted to see her face and let her see mine for the first time.
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She rejected that idea and suggested we meet at a restaurant or bar. BOOM! That was when I knew this girl was up to something.
Well, I was right because along the line, she started mentioning (from our chats) a bar in her area where they sell chicken and drinks and that I hard to buy her stuffs there and top it up with takeaway.
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I launched a counter offensive immediately. Told her since we were meeting for the first time, and since I barely know her in person, this wasn't going to work for me.
And if at all we are going to meet in a restaurant or bar, it has to be the one in my area.
.

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To further belittle her, I told her she was only allowed to order a bottle of coca cola there, cus at this junction, all I saw was a hungry girl who thinks she can get free food and meat from me cus she possesses a pair of bre.ast and a vagina. Haha, she don see maga.

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And boy, were you right? She refused! Saying it was her own way or nothing.
Wetin concern me, I just lock up and stopped chatting with her. Hungry girls everywhere

NaijaRoyalty:
N2500 beer and food could have make her your sex tool for life .

Sometimes you sacrifice just little to gain more .

Jayneek:
Na you sabi. At least i dont have a low mentality like your empty head. Broke ass village dude

Shibaraba:
Aimoye
Dem dey always feel say na them be the ultimate
My own sweet pass
Met girl on a rainy day
I parked Benz took her home
Day 1 she don dey form lovey
Day two three of her friends come my hotel. I do big boy pay all. Day 5 she say she wan go see someone make I carry her go. As I lonely I obliged. Bros she use me do uber that day. Dey use my Benz to see cat and rat. Old relatives. Family and friends. I no talk. But I don dey hatch plan.
Day 14 she call say she and her mama wan go party make I show as na opportunity to meet family. I declined. Mama herself called. Omo mi jowo wa GBE mi. I change am for mama straight up. Lady later called to apologise.
Day 20 I called her say I get one contract for Ibadan say I need funds.if she fit lend me small like 200k I go credit her well a. She say she no get but 100k dey. I say make she bring am. I calculate hotel money,food money,fuel money,car maintenance and flex money. Day 21 sent her 5 k say na change for the services. Say I no do again. I think say she go beg. Madam talk say what if the punna wey I dey chop I no go pay?
I don block her forever since then

IronPants:
So I met this girl on FB and we got talking. With time, we became quite close and so I decided it was time for us to meet. Ok, so my intentions was for us to just meet casually in her area or mine since it was pretty close. I just wanted to see her face and let her see mine for the first time.
.
She rejected that idea and suggested we meet at a restaurant or bar. BOOM! That was when I knew this girl was up to something.
Well, I was right because along the line, she started mentioning (from our chats) a bar in her area where they sell chicken and drinks and that I hard to buy her stuffs there and top it up with takeaway.
.
.
I launched a counter offensive immediately. Told her since we were meeting for the first time, and since I barely know her in person, this wasn't going to work for me.
And if at all we are going to meet in a restaurant or bar, it has to be the one in my area.
.

.
To further belittle her, I told her she was only allowed to order a bottle of coca cola there, cus at this junction, all I saw was a hungry girl who thinks she can get free food and meat from me cus she possesses a pair of bre.ast and a vagina. Haha, she don see maga.

.
And boy, were you right? She refused! Saying it was her own way or nothing.
Wetin concern me, I just lock up and stopped chatting with her. Hungry girls everywhere

funmisticqueen:
another 2k nigga. Gaspardd come and carry your brother

IronPants:
So I met this girl on FB and we got talking. With time, we became quite close and so I decided it was time for us to meet. Ok, so my intentions was for us to just meet casually in her area or mine since it was pretty close. I just wanted to see her face and let her see mine for the first time.
.
She rejected that idea and suggested we meet at a restaurant or bar. BOOM! That was when I knew this girl was up to something.
Well, I was right because along the line, she started mentioning (from our chats) a bar in her area where they sell chicken and drinks and that I hard to buy her stuffs there and top it up with takeaway.
.
.
I launched a counter offensive immediately. Told her since we were meeting for the first time, and since I barely know her in person, this wasn't going to work for me.
And if at all we are going to meet in a restaurant or bar, it has to be the one in my area.
.

.
To further belittle her, I told her she was only allowed to order a bottle of coca cola there, cus at this junction, all I saw was a hungry girl who thinks she can get free food and meat from me cus she possesses a pair of bre.ast and a vagina. Haha, she don see maga.

.
And boy, were you right? She refused! Saying it was her own way or nothing.
Wetin concern me, I just lock up and stopped chatting with her. Hungry girls everywhere

Jirair:
It makes sense that because you're the one who asked her out and you're meeting her for the first time, you should pay. I remember a Steve Harvey segment where he said that when a man asks a woman on a date and it's the first date, as a man, he should be the one to pay.

OP, if you really liked her (you obviously didn't), you would've taken her to a nice restaurant, treat yourselves to some good food, talk and get to know each other and see whether a second date is something you want to pursue but you didn't give her a chance.

I can pay for my own meal on a date and yours too, but if you ask me out you better be ready to pay.

You're calling her hungry but you're the one who's probably a cheap ass. Broke ass nigga.

blissgregory:
eyaah...u no try at all.Give to d hungry

IronPants:
That one no concern me.

SBL28:
This poster is a stupid and broke little boy struggling to form woke. Ode ni e.
You are meeting her for the first time and you expect her to go and lean on the wall with you by one corner abi?

How much is chicken and chips? So you wanted her to come and be swallowing spit because you just wanted to see her face?
Then you came running to Nairaland to collect medal for being a 'sharp guy' now. Dindinrin buruku.

IronPants:
Chief show me where I called her names. All these YES Men won't let someone hear word today. Yen yen yen.
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It's too bad you didn't realize she was not interested in meeting me. She was only interested in getting roasted turkey from me. I say make u calm down,na inside life


I am sure u have lost counts of girls u had no feelings for but just to collect three points from them and go

Abi I lie






Chief

blissgregory:
jst lyk ur nick name

Vellichor:
Broke fools everywhere. A broke man is always an angry man.

IronPants:
Ehnn, what's wrong with the name now? I have issues with it?

lefulefu:
op i guess she might be a student cos most female students when area dey roast na for dem to log in to facebook to search for any available working class maga.dem go start spinining love yarns and if u fall dem go arrange for hookups in a flashy resturant where u will feed dem with good food to their satisfaction.na mostly during exam periods dem dey do am wen food dey scarce 4 dia student lockages.na nice racket.

blissgregory:
probably

IronPants:
Why? It's a nice name though

blissgregory:
wat is d meaning of IRON PANTS??

IronPants:
I can see you dying to know me. The right thing to do is to go private. You know the drill