What a stupid guy..

Divay22:
Childish monkey, that's what you are.
I would have kicked your balls before dumping your sorry ass. (if i was her. But hell no! I can't date a kid like you)
The situation of the country has not only affected your pocket but also your brain.

I finally see the face of my crush. me likey

Biglittlelois:



I'm wondering when he suddenly has a girlfriend, or maybe the independent sweet collegue didn't tell on him at work and accepted to be his girlfriend.


It's only immature fvckboys that talks about their sexcapades.

Modified: Ladies, if you are in a relationship with a guy who passwords his phone or doesn't allow you touch his phone, know that you are only for chop and go, and he is cheating, do not be sweet talked to accept such insanity.

Exactly o.

Dude must be one wicked producer. Using the whole NL to play

All these girls or ladies insulting him ..if una do am for outside una for done receive big hot slap

Gaspardd:

Stop taking things so hard, all normal guys do that. Your guy does that too if he is normal.

hahahaha I guess I'm abnormal then...

boys still dey get best friend?

na my clients be my best friends haha.

AntiBrutus:


Exactly o.

Dude must be one wicked producer. Using the whole NL to play

Thing is you ladies cant think like a man, when i said a bae came to visit me, niggas understand what that means.

johnkey:
hahahaha I guess I'm abnormal then...

boys still dey get best friend?

na my clients be my best friends haha.

Well then if u re 100% truthful then u re abnormal bro

anthonyuncle:
guy,
u messed up big time.
that was immature of u,
her going through ur phone ain't a defense at all

I should been suspicious from the moment i wanted to give my fone? Or i should have knelt down to pray for Gods interventions after the whole fùckup? I dont get my messed up part oo.

funkyjms:
Gaspardd my guy, make I no lie you, you ef-up!
It's not a crime to be caught in some fvckt up situation, handling them is the key. You're bad at that.
You really need to learn how to handle some situations.

Teach me bro

CorGier:
Mine has been close-marking me like kilode. She's always snooping around my phone. Gallery, contacts, call logs, text messages and even Whatsapp. It's feel like mans has no secrets anymore... for a private person like myself it's been so depressing fam.

Okay last week we get to see each other after a couple of days apart, and first thing chick does is stylishly situate herself between my legs so she could sniff at my privates. I'm fücked.

What does sniffing at your privates mean?

Gaspardd:

Thing is you ladies cant think like a man, when i said a bae came to visit me, niggas understand what that means.

You're a shame of a man... may sense find you before your time is over.

Gaspardd:

Well then if u re 100% truthful then u re abnormal bro

you're right bro even me sef no I seem abnormal to other people cos I'm very reserved but within me I'm on top of my world. to me there is no normal or abnormal, there is only right or wrong.

Biglittlelois:



I'm wondering when he suddenly has a girlfriend, or maybe the independent sweet collegue didn't tell on him at work and accepted to be his girlfriend.


It's only immature fvckboys that talks about their sexcapades.

Modified: Ladies, if you are in a relationship with a guy who passwords his phone or doesn't allow you touch his phone, know that you are only for chop and go, and he is cheating, do not be sweet talked to accept such insanity.

You should know that his Modus Operandi is to always come and justify his actions.

He goes on a 2k date and then turns around and blames the girl for buying stuffs. Now he says hurtful things about "his bae" to his friend and instead, he blames her for going through his phone.

He is never wrong... always right

molybdenum0012:



You kinda right though. But the truth is that kind of careless talk usually happens when the relationship is new or just starting, but after sometimes when things are stable, it naturally stops.

But not all men do this careless talks. So what kind of men do it?

JasonScoolari:
Dear Gaspardd,

Feeling bad for her intruding your privacy is okay, BUT gossiping about your girlfriend to your friend is the very height of STUPIDITY.

I can NEVER gossip about the lady I love to my best friend, NEVER! And that's maturity.

E get where I my talks about my girlfriend dey reach and I nor dey like "SEE FINISH"

Apologies to her and stop being a tell-tale.

Don't bother, that boy's stupidity is inbuilt. Follow come.

Divay22:
Childish monkey, that's what you are.
I would have kicked your balls before dumping your sorry ass. (if i was her. But hell no! I can't date a kid like you)
The situation of the country has not only affected your pocket but also your brain.

I've never seen you this vexed

MariaLavina:
I've never seen you this vexed

Lol
It's annoying joor
This guy is insecure

ImaIma1:


You should know that his Modus Operandi is to always come and justify his actions.

He goes on a 2k date and then turns around and blames the girl for buying stuffs. Now he says hurtful things about "his bae" to his friend and instead, he blames her for going through his phone.

He is never wrong... always right

I know when i am wrong and i wud humbly admit it, one time i cheated on ex bae, i was caught red handed and i remember i was begging profusely. Kneeling down begging in public and shìt. That i was wrong and i know so, but with this? I am not at fault.

Divay22:

Lol
It's annoying joor
This guy is insecure

Lol
I understand, some displays of stupidity are annoying. Like you ask " is this person this stupid or just faking it" .



The guy too me is immature.

MariaLavina:
Lol
I understand, some displays of stupidity are annoying. Like you ask " is this person this stupid or just faking it" .



The guy too me is immature.

Hahahahaha
He wee soon come and defend himself o like he was doing with that his 2k thread

Kusherman:


I finally see the face of my crush. me likey

Gaspardd:
Bae came around last week friday to leave on saturday, all went really nice and we said so many sweet nothings to eachother. Saturday morning at around 4am, she wanted to ease herself but there was no light so i gave her my fone as a torchlight for visibility and stuff. I did that out of my church mind as in its d logical thing to do. But i never knew pple have got some twisted sense.

After a very long time bae was still inside the bathroom, initially i heard some sounds of water dropping but that was like the first 5mins, 1hr in, all was still silent which raised some concerns but since i didnt hear any yelling or distress shout, i didnt want to intrude.
Finally she came out, kinda bashed into the room, i was thinking the sweet times would resume but instead she threw the fone at me in rage and said some things i couldnt make out. Later she yelled angrily that "i hope tyler(not real name) knows that i just came out of bathroom"
In shock i asked who tyler is, but she looked at my fone and rushed outside again. That was when i realised what she was talking about and i immediately felt weak. I kinda collapsed in bed afterwards

Tyler is my best padi i gossip with about things, we say shìt just for the lols. I was kinda talking to him about how a girl is coming over for weekend and how i am prepared to bang the shìt out of her, how she wants to really get married, how i am not ready for now and you know, all those talks guys talk with their fellow friends just for the fun of it. And i can say this authoritatively that all guys have this type of friends they shill with and just discuss stuffs in a ridiculous way.
Well bae saw the chats on my whatsapp and that was what pissed her up. But then i gave it a thought and i realised the whole shìt is kinda fùcked up, Why would you be snooping around on my whatsapp without my permision? What kind of sick psycho does that? That really pissed me off in return and i bashed in on her and gave her the full undiluted piece of my mind.
She was shocked tho but i knew i was right. It was supposed to be used as a torchlight and not for you to go FBI on my personal stuff. Like there is a sayin that if you push a goat into a wall, invading its boundry, its going to fight back. Thats for a goat, how much more a human being. She really crossed the boundary and i have the right to be pissed.

Well later she traveled back all moody and stuff. She msged, telling me how wicked and insensitive i am for not apologising for what i did. But then i told her that i apologise she felt bad but i still maintained that she was in the wrong. If she hadnt behaved like a psycho, she wouldnt have felt bad. Next time stay on your lane.
She is still mad at me but i blame her 100%.

is this the same babe you took on a 2k date?

ImaIma1:


But not all men do this careless talks. So what kind of men do it?

Most young men in their 20s who don't even know they will settle down soon do it a lots. Only few among men in their 30s will do it.

Divay22:

Hahahahaha
He wee soon come and defend himself o like he was doing with that his 2k thread

Nah to ignore sure pass.


I no get strength!

molybdenum0012:


Most young men in their 20s who don't even know they will settle down soon do it a lots. Only few among men in their 30s will do it.

I think it is more about maturity than age. It is only an amateur that sees the need to kiss and tell...in fact, to tell even before he kisses.

PrimadonnaO:



What does sniffing at your privates mean?

to see if i would reek of some love juice other than hers, sis.

ImaIma1:


I think it is more about maturity than age. It is only an amateur that sees the need to kiss and tell...in fact, to tell even before he kisses.

Yes, it's maturity. Then again, it also has to do with the circle of friends the guy move with.

It is usually common among " con guys". These kind of guys meet women solely for the purpose of sleeping with them, after which they share their sexcapades at the bar wherever among friends.

But most guys who are in serious relationship irrespective of the age would not do that.

Most guys have done it at one point in their life, as they grow in maturity they see no reason for it and stop.

What if you ended up marrying that lady, imagine the way your friend will view her that you have bleeped shit out of her during your courtship.

Kiss and tell gang

See as girls dey comment up n down, if it comes to something reasonable u won't see them o. Their mata nor dey pass sex n relationship.

Ugh... Any woman will get annoyed with that

Gaspardd:

Stop taking things so hard, all normal guys do that. Your guy does that too if he is normal.

This is my 5yrs in a relationship with my bae, I normal and I don't do that. Kindly apologize to your bae, you're wrong this time bro.